Top Ten Reasons The Borg Would Lose to Microsoft
By Black winged Angel
10. - Microsoft is not compatible with Borg Technology
9. - Microsoft would not aid in the destruction of Unimatrix Zero, Just make the sun a big floating Windows Logo.
8. - Jeri Ryan could be bought by Bill Gates Money
7. - The Hive mind would cause everyone to see a box that says an Illegal operation has occured. please reboot and try again.
6. - The Borg would begin to spaztically self destruct.
5. - Too easy to hack windows, Borg would be un-safe
4. - Borg Would not survive the installation process
3. - Microsoft Furthest thing from Perfection
2.- Borgs Phrase would change to " You will become one with Microsoft, You Must Comply! Resistence Is Futile!"
1. - Blue screen of Death... Enough said