A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 1: A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Yuhi couldn't pull the wool over Yuamu's eyes. Nothing got past his sister. Realistically, with her acute forensic skills, she already counted on him sneaking out, figured where he was sneaking off to, and who he was sneaking out to see.
Seeing as she hadn't stopped him or dropped a countervailing decision, Yuhi was more afraid of why she was letting him undermine the consultancy's "exterminate troublesome aliens" mission statement. Whereas Yuamu's air of superiority over her older twin was embarrassing enough, she now had Yudias in her corner to tighten the now legit (electric!) shackles. Whatever "vam bi du" was, Yuhi rather he/she/it/blah stay a galaxy far, far away!
On top of that, here come the MIK! No question that Sogetsu Manabu guy and his talking cat were increasing external surveillance on Mutsuba Town after learning about Yudias and his 8.88 million countrymen! Yuhi was sure the black suits would be keeping tabs on their company in secret.
For the record, the MIK agents weren't. Well, they were monitoring UTS. Just not in secret. Patrollers sleuthed the rural community in plain view, crawling all over town with meters and other data-collecting equipment. Yuhi simply wasn't paying attention (70% because his head was always in the clouds, and 30% because his mind was on his previous and impending close encounters of the herd kind).
Still, that suggested Yuamu knew. She must've gently reminded MIK of Yudias' 8.88 million countrymen to barter her brother this chance to disappear for one evening. An evening without being tracked, which again, worried Yuhi more than his sister shutting down his little side adventure.
The yakitori alien had contacted him via the hotline with a strange request.
He dismounted his hoverboard and grabbed a shortcut through the loose plank in a fence to make it to the agreed-upon location faster. When he arrived at the park, he walked into a crime in progress.
"Chupachupachupa…"
Yuhi's tallest zigzag of hair resonated – a metallic humming sound. Alien presence detected! Ironically, this sign went over his head. His hair was so thick, the obvious occasionally couldn't penetrate the layers to reach his brain.
Spiky shadows grew and shrank across the pavement while Kaburagi Chupataro finished stealing fan merch from his latest victim. He hissed, hearing Yuhi nervously move a step back.
Chupataro lied he'd quit attacking everyone.
Only Yudias seriously avowed aliens don't lie.
You'd be uneasy too if you disrupted a blood-sucking space reptile's business!
Watch out! Yuhi yelled at himself. Utterly extra, in light of him leaving to meet and greet this exact extraterrestrial. Careful…RUN!
Chupataro bounded onto a monkey bar, then off of it to land in front of Yuhi, shocking him out of escaping. Yuhi recoiled in terror at the Worm Ugly ugly until Chupataro lowered his claws and hopped aboard his less disgusting, less conspicuous human disguise.
"You!" Yuhi pointed shakily toward the brat's non-green face. "I don't like you!"
Chupataro took Yuhi's arm and sniffed up his sleeve, following the flow of the Earthling's blood. Never did Yuhi think he'd be the nice-smelling girl!
"You brought the item Chupataro asked, chupa?" He stuck his face in Yuhi's field pack, his monster face hood stuffed into and hanging off the back of his exoframe's clothes. "Let's go, chupa."
"Hold on! You killed a guy!"
"Alive," the camouflaged cryptid claimed. "Scared unconscious, chupa. Will wake up on his own, chupa, chupa!"
Before Yuhi could check, Chupataro abducted him into the forest.
They found some tree cover, and Yuhi unloaded what he brought: the Meeeg-chan costume Purisaki-san made Yuamu (inaccuracies corrected, of course). Like a mirage, Yuhi transformed behind the tree trunks. Initially, a shy lamb, contrasting his rude hot-bloodedness.
"Meeeg-chan, you're cute, chupa~!" Chupataro bleated his approval.
"My name's Ohdo Yuhi!"
"No, you're Meeeg-chan, cabra! Princess of the Ewekai Ranch, chupa!"
The cosplay added a lot of weight around the shoulders. Chupataro's mouth watered.
"This is dumb!"
"Isn't this an Earth custom, chupa? Getting dressed up for your courtship rituals, chupa, chupa?"
"You mean dating? Kinda, I guess. Although I prefer to settle things with a Rush Duel."
If he believed dressing up as a sheep person to go on a date was normal, Chupataro was as culturally clueless as Yudias! However, Yuhi had only sheared the surface of the matter.
"The heck is goin' on? I thought you loved Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-chan! Why're you suddenly phonin' and hittin' on me?"
"Chupa saw you'd fit right at home in the costume right away, chupa! Not a kiddie knockoff, chupa!"
Was it weird Yuhi felt flattered Chupataro thought he pulled off Meeeg-chan better than his sister?
Was this what Manabu might call chemeowstry?
Hey, somebody please hit me.
Probably why Yuamu took such an interest: to study an actual human-alien relationship!
Or relationsheep. Yuhi was currently dressed like a sheep!
He didn't doubt Yuamu sent Valvelgear to report on him to her. But damn if he allowed the grudge from his sibling humiliating him to spoil his romance!
The mystery of a boy so flattered he'd suspend suspicion and return his crush's crush.
Anyhoo, Chupataro jumped Yuhi, rotating his false legs to wrestle him to the dirt.
"Chupa, chupa!"
"We aren't kissin' on the first date!"
"Is that a rule, chupa?" Chupataro delivered a small leeching bite to Yuhi's neck. Just a taste, with minimal red shed, so Yuhi wouldn't pass out at the sight of his own blood dyeing Meeeg-chan's white fleece.
After he detached his teeth, the alien probed his new plushie's eyes for the gratitude he seemed to expect.
"AHHHH! OW! That hurt!" Yuhi whined half-jokingly.
"What do humans do when they can't kiss on these things, chupa?"
"I dunno. Hold hands and look at stars?"
Chupataro flopped Yuhi's arm a couple times before becoming greedy with his hand. "Like this, chupa?"
Yuhi hehehehehehehe'd.
"The stars aren't out yet, chupa."
"We'll wait a bit!"
They waited for the sun to count sheep and fall asleep, not undoing their flesh and robot hands.
The starshine was a bridge to the greater cosmos.
How far, far beyond the Milky Way was the Velgear Cluster?
You perhaps reasonably assume Chupataro was acting and only using Yuhi to fulfill Zuwijo's objective. A requirement for victory to trap Yudias, and you wouldn't be wrong.
Yudias was the primary target.
Except primary entailed secondary.
The Meeeg-chan simp wanted to touch and be punished by the real Meeeg-chan someday, but till his Meeeg-chan collection was complete, a fluffy, super imitation couldn't be baaaaad~!
"Hey, Earth boy!"
"Yeah?"
"Date 2, do humans normally kiss, chupa?"
The Earthling's world spiralled, mini spiral galaxies. Blood rushed to his cheeks.
"UTS!" Yuhi gave his version of "Okay!"