Patience was not a virtue that Lori loud was blessed with, beauty, brains and a killer short game in golf yes. However the situation presented ate up all of her alloted patience. The situation being that her little brother Lincoln's geeky friends clyde was literally obsessed with her. While at first Lori thought it was cute, after awhile it got old. This last week it got worse though, after school Lori was sitting down at the couch unwinding after a long day of being awesome. Leni was off to her side watching cupcake wars and squealing over all the little cakes while her other siblings were doing whatever they felt like as long as Lori didn't get introuble. Smiling Lori hearted a picture from Bobby, that's before the fron door slammed open and her younger siblings poured in. Lynn bolted up the stairs with Lucy trailing her as Lola joined Leni in watching TV, Lana went in the kitchen in search of snacks leaving Lori with Lincoln and regretfully Clyde. Both boys were talking excitedly about the upcoming middle school prom, her smile now gone Lori tried to ignore them but bits of their conversation kept drifting to her.
" I'm so going to be prom king" Lincoln bragged as he put his backpack away. Clyde looked at his shoes before asking, " I thought you said it'd be a boys night so no one feels bad for not getting a date".
Snorting Lincoln raised an eyebrow, " that's before I got a date, I asked Stella today at Lunch and she said yes"!
Crestfallen Clyde nods before starting for the door, Lincoln's face softened and he went after Clyde.
" you'll find someone, I'm sure of it buddy".
" it's hopeless Lincoln, every girl I've asked so far has either rejected me or just laughed the question off. I don't think I'm going to the prom afterall" Clyde responded sadly.
Lincoln got quite and this is when Lori should of been concerned, " why don't you ask Lori"?
Both Clyde and Lori exclaimed, " what"!
That's the moment Lori found herself being bombarded by Clyde begging her to go to prom with him, if looks could kill Lincoln would of been dead in that moment right there.
Lori was currently fuming, the entire week Clyde harassed her nonstop. Lori found love letters in her underwear drawer, Clyde would follow her around the house until she had Lynn toss him out. It was pure madness and it was all Lincoln's fault. Last night Lori confronted her younger brother, " you need to tell Clyde to bug off, I'm literally not going to prom with him and that's final"!
Lincoln was sitting on his bed with a comic open, the twelve year old looked more than a little insulted.
" what's so bad about Clyde"?
Rolling her eyes Lori went through her list, " number one I'm five years older than him, number two I'm literally in a relationship with Boo boo bear, number three Clyde's a total space cadet".
Huffing Lincoln closed his comic, " I don't see why this is my problem, all I did was suggest he ask you".
It wasn't one of her finer moments but Lori finally lost it, " that's why you need to tell him to fuck off you little prick, I will literally never go out with him. I'm just surprised any girl was willing to go to the prom with you honestly."
Lincoln face reddened before he threw his pillow at Lori hard, " I'm just surprised Bobby is dating a selfish pig like you"!
Screaming Lori threw herself at Lincoln and the fight that ensued was one of the most brutal in all loud history, Lori walked away with a broken nose and her pride wounded. Lincoln had to go to the hospital for a mild concussion, they were both grounded indefinitely. While recovering Lori was seething on the inside, who did Lincoln think he was?
How dare he get her in trouble, that's when Lori got an idea. The blondes face contorted into an unnaturally malicious smile, that made Leni cower on the other side of the room. Lori knew just how she'd get Lincoln back, but first she needed some help and she knew just who to go too.
On the night of prom Lori decides to implement her plan.
Once in her younger sisters Lab, Lori cornered the prodigy, " I need you to do something for me" the teen demands.
Lisa sighs and puts down whatever convoluted invention she was tinkering with and turns to give her eldest sibling an unimpressed glance, " to what do I owe thish unpleasant visit oldest sibling", Lisa lisped.
Making sure they were alone Lori closed the door before continuing, " I need you to science up some type of makeover machine, I need to get back at Lincoln for causing the whole clyde situation" Lori explained.
Lisa took off her glasses to clean the lenses as she let Lori's words digest, " what exactly do you want me to make, a makeover machine"?
" a machine that will make Lincoln look like a girl, he wanted clyde to have a date so bad so he can do it", Lori exclaimed.
Rummaging through a drawer Lisa ignored her sisters last remarks, " why am I doing thish now"?
Smirking Lori knew that she had the upper had, recently Lisa had been working with molecular reorganization and it came to Lori's attention that one of her test subjects didn't make it, to make matters worse Lisa tried to correct her mistakes...
" if you don't do what I say, I'm going to tell mom and dad about what you did to poor cliff".
Lisa froze before turning to face Lori, " how did you know about that"?
" I've got my sources, now do with the science. I also want a mind control collar to really show Lincoln not to mess with me in the future".
With that said Lori left her younger sister confident that her orders would be followed.
" anything elsh while I'm at it", Lisa asked sarcastically giving Lori a nasty glare.
Pondering the question Lori dismissed it, " just make it look good, or else..."
After that Lori went upstairs in search of a perfect dress, Leni was always the one for fashion afterall. In about in hours time Lori left the room carrying a bag containing a beautiful light blue evening gown complete with a slit running up the side, she borrowed a pair of golden high heels from her friend Dana. Smiling Lori whistled as she walked back to Lisa's room, in the time she'd been gone Lisa had constructed a large pod looking device. Lisa looked exhausted but Lori couldn't of cared less, " is it done"?
After a pause the prodigy answered, " yesh but I musht warn you that..."
Lori waved her sister off , " get him in here I need him ready before his date gets here".
Earlier in the day Lori had called Clyde and told him that she had found him the perfect prom date, her younger cousin Lynda who was visiting from hazeltucky, in approximately four hours time the geek would be here.
Rolling her eyes Lisa pressed a button on the wall and an intercom activated, " Lincoln, I request you're assistance in the Lab".
Laying the dress and shoes down, Lori suddenly got an evil idea, " I'm going to go and grab some stuff really quick, get him into the dress and start the makeover".
Sprinting Lori made a bline to Lola and Lana's room, Lola was the queen of accessories and that's just what Lori needed to sell Lincoln's new look. On her way over Lori passed Lincoln, the twelve year old gave his sister a dirty look and refused to talk to her, on his way to Lisa's room he shoulder checked Lori. Resting the urge to jump her brother Lori knocked before entering her younger siblings room. Lola sat at her vanity brushing her hair while Lana sat on the floor holding Cliff, if the creature who vaugly resembled a cat could even be called that.
" what is it", Lola snapped flipping her hair.
Wasting no time Lori told her younger sister what she needed, smiling smugly Lola hoped out of her chair.
" what do I get out of this"?
Sighing Lori knew better than to threaten the devils advocate, Lola had dirt on literally everyone so it was better to just give her what she wanted, " what do you want"?
" I want twenty dollars cash, a dozen cupcakes..."
Lana pipped up, " a trip to the petting zoo".
Lola nodded and crossed her arms over her chest, Fishing a twenty out of her purse Lori handed the cash over to the greedy seven years old. With a sashy Lola started gathering up the supplies Lori asked for, white finger-less evening gloves, white fur boa,heart shaped earrings, golden cuff arm bracelets, pink nail polish, pink lipstick, light blue eyeshadow, mascara, perfume and a golden hand purse. Taking the burden from Lola, Lori could already feel her anticipation. Lincoln was soo going to get it, mabey afterwards he'd learn not to set her up with his geeky friends.
With a spring in her step Lori walked back to Lisa's room, the room was filled with fog but to Lori's surprise the pod like device was split open down the middle resembling a clam shell and in the middle was what Lori could assume was Lincoln.
The figure had long wavy platinum blonde hair, and furious brown eyes. Freckled cheeks and an upturned nose, curiously enough it appears that Lisa had to gag them as well. The best part was that Lincoln was already wearing the dress and heels, all in all Lincoln made for an excellent girl. Lori had no idea how Lisa got him to look so real, if the sixteen year old didn't know any better she'd think that she had stumbled on a hidden sister.
Turning to acknowledge her younger sister, Lori claps the four year old on her shoulder almost knocking her over in the process, " you did a great job, his hair looks perfect".
" did you expect anything elsh", Lisa quipped. Walking quietly the young scientist reached into her desk. What she pulled had to of been the most beautiful gold pendant necklace, it had an L engraved on it and Lori low-key was in love with it.
Handling the jewelry, Lisa walked over to the pod that contains her furious now sister. It wasn't personal but if her parental units found out about what happened to cliff, Lisa would find herself committed faster than she could say restraints. Lincoln had put up with one hell of a fight, Lisa also had a terrible bite wound on her left wrist concealed by her garments. Looking contrite Lisa places the mind control necklace around her now sisters neck, Lincoln jerks to the side erratically but while restrained there wasn't anywhere for her to go. Once in place Lisa does the kindest thing she can do and activities the necklace, Lincoln blanks and all movements stop. The restraints lift and Lincoln stands emotionless like a Marinette. Sliding a chair over Lori takes the box of accessories and slowly dresses Lincoln up, slipping on the gold cuff bracelets, and the
fingerless gloves and clipping the pink heart earrings on. Lori drapes the white feather bowa over Lincoln's shoulders, it was almost disturbing how motionless he was Lori had expected some resistance or mabey Lisa was just that good, applying the pink polish lightly Lori prepared herself for the hardest part makeup. Lincoln had brown eyes, high cheek bones, small bowed lips and a pointed elfin chin, nodding to herself Lori pulled out an eyebrow pallet. Chosing a eyeshadow brush Lori gently rubbed a light blue shadow on the pallet, Lori just lived how it shimmered. Gently applying the color to each eye Lori the took out a fluffy brush and slowly smoked the eyeshadow out twords the eyebrow, next Lori layered Lincoln's surprisingly long eyelashes with mascara really making them pop. Smiling at her handie work Lori then chose a light princess pink lipstick, lightly applied it before taking a red lip pencil and lining Lincoln's small bowed mouth really showing off how pouty it was. Lincoln looked absolutely gorgeous, lastly Lori had to do his hair. Lisa must of used high quality extensions because the platinum blonde hair down to Lincoln's waist look real, sectioning it into halfway Lori gathered two small pieces into the back and then continued to French braid them until Lincoln had a braid straight down his back. The hair was just too pretty to put up, Lincoln looked like a princess or one of those girls from Lola's pagents. He looked absolutely perfect.
checking the time Lori squeaks when she sees what time it is, " he's going to be here any minute".
Looking expectantly Lori motioned at Lisa "how am I going to control him".
Lisa winced but motioned twords a screen next to what looked like a tablet, "using this you can control body movements and with this headset the voice and communications".
clapping her hands together Lori let's out an evil cackle, " Let's do this"!