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The following conversation is a recorded audio interview between Head Researcher Katarina Lawson and Lord Nyx concerning William Blaze's relation with The KANSENs.
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Lawson: …So, regarding Reality BLZ28122004. What's your take on Commander Blaze's social relationships with the KANSENs, commander?
Nyx: My take? Simple. Put a real man in a harem and you know how it will come out, the pattern is certain in most cases.
Lawson: That does explain the number of children, but how about his relationship with the other KANSENs? There are few who don't really settle as his lover but having his child as well?
Nyx: He's doing well with the other KANSENs even though they don't really engage in a formal relationship, they did care for one another and engaged in sex occasionally which resulted in that scenario…Have to say, the amount of sex is enough to supply a porn website with fresh video every day and having a surplus. Both the girls and him are too horny, I can tell you that much.
Lawson: Fufufu, agreed on that one…Commander Blaze become completely unrivaled in bed after his genetic modification.
Nyx: Yes, he's quite formidable even before that too. The genetic modification made his sperm so potent that ship girl's base 0.8% fertilization chance in his timeline not a factor anymore.
Lawson: Yeah, several scientists have used The Clairvoyant Engine to study the difference closely. There's a significant difference before augmentation and after he received one.
Nyx: How's the result?
Lawson: As one would expect, the engine records everything. His sperm having an absolutely difficult time before his augmentation, despite the countless amount of them swarming the KANSENs ovum. After his modification though, it's a completely different story. It's fascinating to see how easy it is and added with how much sperm he lets out? Ovulating KANSENs are sure to be carrying his baby a week later.
Nyx: And that explains the amount of child he has. The man is on a mission to spread his genes, even if he doesn't realize it hahahaha…
Lawson: That could be true.
Nyx: Though why the sudden interest in this one, Rina?
Lawson: It's time to study his timeline, mother suggested it to me too. My sister is currently handling the research for other agents.
Nyx: Ha, of course. So, you want to study a harem story protagonist. By all means, I'm looking forward to read your research.
Lawson: I know you would, although it would be quite different compared to our previous research.
Nyx: What do you mean?
Lawson: There are in universe differences compared to ours.
Nyx: What kind?
Lawson: I believe there are few genetic mutations here and there that changed their biology.
Nyx: Example being?
Lawson: Cervix penetration.
Nyx: You mean womb fucking is possible? Whoa, lucky bastard…
Lawson: What was that?
Nyx: Nevermind! So that supposed to be a big deal?
Lawson: Like it or not, it is! Do you know how painful it is for a woman to have her cervix prodded? Not to mention, the hole is tiny as well! A pen would have a hard time going through one, let alone a penis which would be impossible! But it is possible in several timelines we encountered, and apparently it caused tremendous pleasure…Pardon my unscientific expression but what the actual fuck?! It can dilate widely so a woman could give birth, I know, but apparently it could do so during sex as well in these timelines?!
Nyx: …You're quite work up about this.
Lawson: Because I know how it feels dammit, it's not fun for the women in our universe! One of the researchers theorized that is caused due to the fact that average men in those realities have enlarged average penis size which resulted in them easily reaching woman's cervix during intercourse, then they could connect their glans with a woman cervix directly so they could deposit as much sperm as they could into their womb. Their average volume of ejaculation is also more significant, packed with much more sperm as well. Safe to say, teaspoon wouldn't cut it! How come that happen?!
Nyx: You've done thorough investigation regarding this specific part.
Lawson: Of course, I'm not the daughter of our head researcher for show~!
Nyx: Anything else worth mentioning?
Lawson: …Commander Blaze universe is the only one that's not affected by Siren influence from the beginning of human civilization, it's the reason why ship girls there were having a hard time conceiving compared to the other timelines. But in other timelines, Siren have actually meddled with prehistoric homo sapien's physiology a bit so it's understandable for the men to have all the traits that Commander Blaze's men universe has, but with fertility mutation so they can breed with KANSENs…Why did they leave Commander Blaze timeline alone though? Sirens would've benefit greatly with the outcomes, especially with how messed up that timeline relatively speaking. Do you have any idea why did they leave men's fertility on that timeline untouched?
Nyx: I believe Observer Alpha once told me about this one. She's being vague, but I suppose the closest answer is that its the timeline where the original idea for that fertility enhancement plan comes to fruition, other timeline only received them after trials on BLZ28122004 was a success. Take a look at William, the mutation was too effective. So, Sirens put significant amount of effort to make ordinary human male compatible with KANSEN without necessarily enhancing their physical strength. They need the other timelines to remain balanced out, to let them evolve naturally without giving them an overpowered boost. I don't know why would the Sirens meddled so far into their sexual aspect, but I suppose side research is the reason why they would do this.
Lawson: How did the Sirens managed to get sample for that project?
Nyx: How do you think?
Lawson: …Wow, I am so shocked that the answer is that simple.
Nyx: Well, in any case, we can agree that law of hentai works on those universes so we shouldn't be too surprised when things like that happened. Anything else?
Lawson: There's a pattern, he did shag everyone but he waited for the little girls to grow up first. You know that there are several KANSENs that's basically has a child physique and mentality, he did cater to their needs when they grow up…And that's the gist of it, I'm sure you already know a lot of hentai tropes so I wouldn't have to explain it to you in detail. It just works, that's it…Laws of reality on alternate universes works in mysterious ways, I suppose.
Nyx: Thank you for that quote, Mr. Howard…Anyway, let me know what you get from this research.
Lawson: Sure, want the whole video collection as well?
Nyx: Years of William Blaze sex tape collection? Nah, just sent me one as a sample for your research reference, it's better to have something to explain the wall of text every research paper has.
Lawson: Done. It'll be a while though; this man is clearly living his life.
Nyx: No sweat there, Rina. Take your time.
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- Activating Artificial Intelligence Assisting Program.
- Research Reference.
- Universal Clairvoyance Engine Recording.
- Subject 009 William Blaze.
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The following video is a recording of sexual intercourse and KANSEN interaction that transpired on Reality BLZ28122004 in correlation with Subject 009 William Blaze. Warning! Mature themes, graphical sexual act and fetish related activity! Viewer discretion is advised!
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