KingVessel: My second Fate work to come to life... Let's see how this goes. Naturally, M-Rated.

Waking up from the sound of his alarm, Shirou Emiya groaned as he felt something warm and wet enveloping his morning wood and sucking away.

While one hand stopped the alarm clock, his other hand blindly reached down under his blanket until he felt familiar, silken hair and gripped it while bucking his hips.

With a pleased sigh, Shirou felt the mouth that had been sucking him softly sliding further down his dick as he forced more of it deeper into a familiar and tight throat, stretching it out.

The owner of the throat showed no resistance as she moaned softly and caused him to cum from the vibrations that caused.

After releasing his first load of the day, Shirou lifted the covers to look at his early morning lover with exasperation. "Did you really need to give me an early morning blowjob before I even woke up, Liz?"

The short-haired maid (who rarely ever dressed or acted as a maid but was a pretty good bodyguard even if lazy) simply shrugged, her unbuttoned pajamas barely covering her buxom chest. "It's your turn to make breakfast and I wanted a special appetizer."

This 'thing' he had with Leysritt had started a month ago when she had stumbled upon Shirou masturbating in the shower. With a completely deadpan tone, Leysritt had offered to handle it for him while already kneeling before him. After that, Shirou had somehow gained a purely sexual relationship with Leysritt, which she was somehow the frequent instigator despite her laziness.

Licking her lips clean, Leysritt got up and turned to leave. "Get ready soon or Sella will steal the chance."

"You know, Sella could stand to have a bit of your laziness." Shirou muttered before he got ready and headed down to make breakfast for his family.

Thirty minutes later, Shirou resisted the urge to smirk at Sella's growl as she glared at the extravagant western breakfast laid out, especially as both Kiritsugu Emiya and Irisviel von Einzbern gave him congratulatory headpats and hugs respectively.

"You went all out today, Onii-chan!" Illyasviel von Einzbern exclaimed as she dug into her meal.

"Well, Dad and Mom are leaving again at noon, so I wanted to do extra for them." Shirou shrugged, easily weathering Sella's glares.

"Such misfortune!" Sella growled as she bit into her thumbnail. "So this was why he allowed me to take an extra day back then?!"

"Don't complain, Sella." A somewhat dull voice stated from Kiritsugu's other side. "It's your own fault for getting deceived."

A very slight twitch appeared on Irisviel's ever smiling face. "Sub."

"Dom." Maiya Hisau instantly returned.

Maiya easily loved Illya as much as she might've loved her own child, but nobody doubted that Shirou was her favorite between the two siblings.

"Thank you." Caught in between them, Kiritsugu accepted the sympathetic smile Shirou gave him along with the miso sauce. "Shirou, I sincerely hope that your own love life doesn't become as convoluted as mine has when you become old enough to marry."

With an oblivious smile that had captured many females(including his own sister and maids), Shirou replied with utmost sincerity. "I'm not sure if that's possible but okay."

"Thanks for your help, Emiya-kun." The woman huffed as they finished reorganizing the storage room. "This would have gone a lot more slower if you hadn't volunteered to help."

"It's no problem at all, Inui-sensei." Shirou cheerfully replied. "If the teacher of my favorite subject asks for my help, I'd gladly offer it."

"Ah~! You going to make me blush, you know~" Hinako Inui placed a hand on her blushing cheek, only for her usually closed eyes to widen in realization as she looked at a particular box. "That reminds me, that box is filled with some souvenirs I got last week during my visit to London. How about you pick whatever you want while I take these to my car?"

"Ah, thank you, Inui-sensei." Shirou waved her off as she left the room with the old Home Economics pots she had just replaced, before he turned to the souvenir box in curiosity.

Opening it up, Shirou marveled at the cookbooks and magazines containing English dishes he'd often heard about. Eagerly picking one up, he winced at the sudden pain on his finger.

"Papercut..." Shirou muttered as the red line of his index finger quickly welled up and dripped a drop onto something toy-like buried underneath. "Shit!"

Sucking his finger, Shirou quickly grabbed and pulled it out. The toy's appearance consisted of a yellow, four-pointed star in a ring that had two small green beads towards the top, with his blood staining the star.

Then his blood was suddenly absorb into the toy, causing to shudder.

To Shirou's surprise, the toy ripped itself out of his hand and started to float around on it's own, idly flapping it's freshly manifested bat wings in a way that suggested that it didn't actually need them for flight.

"Hyahahahaha! After all those hours, I'm finally active once more!"

"...what?" Shirou weakly muttered, gaining the apparently sentient toy's attention. "What are you?"

"What? You've never seen a Kaleidostick before?"

Shirou shook his head, somehow not freaked out.

"Huh... Well, as the human who woke me up, you deserve an introduction." The Kaleidostick seemed to puff itself up, especially it suddenly pushed out a green handle from it's bottom. "I am the artificial Nature Spirit granted with a pseudo form of the Second Magic!"

The storage room suddenly dimmed while the 'toy' glowed hauntingly, freaking Shirou out as clouds actually started to form across the ceiling.

"Prototype and Big Sis to Magical Ruby and Magical Sapphire, look upon me and behold the Kaleidostick of Prominence and Violence: Magical Emerald!"

At that declaration, viridian lightning crackled throughout the room, surging around both Shirou and Emerald without actually destroying anything until it all rose back into the clouds and dissipated along with them explosively.

Despite the absurdity of it all, Shirou still clapped his hands in applause.

"Thank you, thank you." Emerald actually bowed, making Shirou wonder how it achieved bending like that despite it's clearly metal composition. "Presentation is always a must for first impressions!"

"So what is a... Kaleidostick like you doing here?" Shirou calmly asked. A lifetime of being raised by Irisviel had strengthened his mania toleration, after all.

"Urgh! My utter troll of a creator actually tossed me away, you know?!" Emerald spat to the side. "He was like 'Oh Emerald, you prototype Mystic Code, why don't I toss into the far wide world and see what madness you can achieve while granting you the capability to bestow the abilities of a Magical Warrior to whomever you deem worthy*wink* *wink*'! And he even said 'wink wink' out loud, for Akasha's sake!"

"Wait, what?" Shirou blinked in surprise. "You mean like the anime my little sister likes?"

"Exactly! Now, let me check on something." Emerald flew over and let herself drop into Shirou's hand, the redhead reflexively gripping the wand's handle. The instant he did so, Shirou winched as his entire body seemed to pricked by needles from the inside. "Huh... 27 dormant Circuits now active thanks to me... Physical aptitude for combat... oh my fucking Zelretch! Mental fortitude... kinda- Woah! You're a stubborn little shit, aren't you? And talk about game! Many girls of varying ages are quite interested, including your own sister and maids! And it looks like you've got something already going with your own family bodyguard. Hehehehe... I guess it really was fate that you of all people were the one to find and awaken me. And here I thought sneaking into that woman's box for a free ride to Japan was just me being bored."

Shirou gritted his teeth in pain and surprise as he felt something connect him to the Kaleidostick.

"Now, what is your name, young man?"

Shirou's arms moved against his will as both hands were now gripping Emerald tightly. "Shirou... Emiya...!"

"By the Authority granted to me by the Operator of Parallel Worlds, I hereby declare you a Magical Warrior, Shirou Emiya! Now... it's Transformation Sequence time!"

"...eh?!"

"Contact, full open!"

The moment those words were shouted, everything around Shirou seemed to be replaced by shining lights of all colors, even as 'ribbons' of energy shot out from Emerald and enveloped his body as he spun in the air, fantasy-like music seemingly echoing into the background. Weaving around his hands and feet, the shining energy first became green gloves, then black boots with green metal bracings and buckles.

Thumping his chest, the energy crackled and spread all over his body, transforming into green shirt and vest, along with a cravat folding itself into position while a shiny emerald brooch hung over it. Then after Shirou patted his shoulders and dragged them downwards to spread out his arms out, the energy followed his motions and manifested a long green-lined black jacket that flapped in the nonexistent wind.

"Boundary Circuits, maximize Expansion of Connected Alternate Realities!"

Finally, Shirou opened his eyes and ran his hand through his hair, turning his red hair the same shade of white his Einzbern family members possessed. Spreading out his arms again, Shirou snapped fingers in both of them, prompting a top hat to appear in one hand and Emerald to appear in his other, the handle having been lengthened to something that was too long for a cane but too short for a staff.

Then, for no apparent reason, the newborn Magical Boy adopted an imperious look, smirking at nobody even as the music and shining background seemed to reach their climax.

"Behold the latest Kaleid Liner, Debonair Shirou!"

For a full ten seconds, Shirou kept that position before the compulsion finally went away. He looked all over his body, felt the hat on his head and finally flicked his own forehead.

Pain was registered, everything was still as it was.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Coincidentally, Inui chose that very moment to return.

KingVessel: Hmm... Plot bunny stuff again...