Welcome to Peter Griffin's Freakin' Sweet Smut Party! Allow me to briefly explain how this fanfiction will work, before you get to the part where Kaneki and Rize test the theory of ghouls being unable to get pregnant by humans.

The title is a work in progress, first and foremost. Secondly, there hardly will be any continuity in this fanfiction, meaning that the scenario can be whatever the heck we want. It could be in the future, Anteiku, in another fandom, or just outside Denny's parking lot for all I care! Also, I will probably do gender swapping scenarios, because according to the Bible, a man fucking another man without socks on is punishable by hell fire.

Socks make it okay though. Jesus said that, probably. So Kaneki/Haise sticking his business inside of Juuzou is a-okay here; so long as Juuzou do be wearing those kneehigh socks tho.

So the only consistency here is that Kaneki and Haise will be the main anime protagonist of this fanfiction, and will be the one pulling in all the bitches; just like God said when he told Moses to write down his top Ten mojo-countdown Commandments.

About almost all of these chapters will be of Kaneki having sex with one or multiple women/Juuzou(s), or having repeat partners in different scenarios or whatever I write, really.

I will be writing lemons as they come (cum) to me, but I'm super open to sugggestions and ideas!

Okay, enough of my alpha male humor and discord mod guidelines (Just kidding, I'd never be caught dead using d*scord, yucky). All the cover art is a work in progress too.

Let the porn commenceme!


Light headed and dizzy, Kaneki's thoughts seemed sluggish as were his movements, as he struggled to flutter his heavy eyelids open long enough to get a good look at his surroundings. Blurred-eyed and exhausted beyond belief, it took Kaneki a few minutes to make out strung-together purple lights that hung along the white walls of what appeared to be a dorm room; very similar to one he had.

With the purple lights being able to only dimly illuminate the bedroom he was in, Kaneki struggled immensely in his attempts to investigate his surroundings for any signs of whose dorm room he was in. More importantly, Kaneki wanted to figure out why he was sitting down in the corner of someone's room, completely stripped of all clothing with his wrists tied behind his back.

Trying to remain calm as could bear to be while he fruitless struggled to wiggle himself free, Kaneki's psyche soon started to spiral down into a deep state of panic, after realizing that his torso had been tied securely to what felt like a wooden dresser behind him; a dresser that was too heavy for the scrawny black-haired college student to move on his own.

Thinking that his last choice was to call for help, Kaneki took in a deep breath through his nostrils before trying to scream out for anyone to hear him, but was unable to vocalize anything more than a muffled cry, thanks to the rolled up article of clothing that was tightly wrapped around his head and over his mouth.

And although his cry for help wasn't able to garnish him the help that he so desperately desired, it was noticeably loud enough for his captor in the other room to notice. Moments after his muffled cry for help came to an end, Kaneki could hear the sounds of footsteps rushing toward him at a pace that seemed inhuman to him. Terrified of what his kidnapper has in mind for him for trying to call for help, Kaneki started to sweat nervously while squirming in his bindings out of desperation; trying his hardest to loosen the ropes around his wrists and torso, in order to free himself.

As soon as he saw the bedroom door swinging open like someone had kicked it open, Kaneki was beginning to think that his fate had sealed. However, any and all despair that had momentarily filled Kaneki's heart dissipated the moment he recognized the young woman peering behind the opened door, who was staring at him from through the rectangular lenses of a pair of red thin-framed glasses.

'… Kamishiro?! What the…? W-What the hell is going on?!' Kaneki wanted to ask out loud, but couldn't due to his gag; so instead he could only internalize his thoughts, all while he watched Rize's confused expression slowly transform into an eerie look of excitement.

"… Ah, Kaneki, you're finally awake!" Rize said in a chipper and school-girl like voice, as she took a step into the bedroom before subtly locking the closed door behind her. "I was beginning to worry that you weren't going to wake up at all; it would have been a real shame if I had to use your body for… Something else," Rize said with a wide smirk, as she narrowed her purple eyes devilishly at the confused young man while she licked her large-pink lips.

Wearing a see-through white-blouse top that allowed Kaneki to make out the loose black-velvet bra she had on, which did little to cover her massive cleavage that shined underneath the glow over her bedroom's purple lights, Rize reached her hand down to adjust her thin-laced panties that hug snuggly around her creamy thick thighs, and her large peach-shaped bottom.

"… You probably have a lot of questions going in-and-out of that cute little book-worm head of yours, Kaneki. Questions, such as 'How did I get here' and 'What's going to happen to me'," Rize mused, as she slowly crept her way towards the tied-and-bound boy, who she had tucked away in the corner of the bedroom. "But I myself also have a question to ask; a question for you to answer, you little tease…" Rize said with mixed emotions in her voice that could have been best described as a cross between bitter and pent-up sexual frustration.

Even though I knew for a fact that you were infatuated with me ever since you first laid eyes on me in the halls of the university, you still declined my offer for us to go out on a date at, back when I followed you into that shitty little coffee place," Rize recounted with a tone of frustration and confusion in her voice, as she finally stood at Kaneki's feet before lowering herself down so she was squatting over his thighs.

Face-to-face with the bewildered and unnerved wide eyes of the boy who she had tried seducing beforehand, Rize gazed deeply into his grey eyes before finally asking, "And why was that? Why? Were so pitiful that you couldn't even allow yourself to go on a date when the opportunity was right there on your lap? Or… Or were you just trying to piss me off?" Rize asked with a vengeful look overcoming her face; her once beautiful purple eyes suddenly becoming black and red, as she watched Kaneki freeze up under her intimidating glare.

With her hand propping herself up by grabbing onto Kaneki's exposed thigh, Rize leaned her lips closer to the side of his head, until they were an inch beside his ear lobe. "… Because if that's what you were trying to accomplish, then congratulations; it worked," the beautiful and voluptuous young woman whispered to him, before pulling herself aggressively away from Kaneki, so she could stand back up and tower above his naked body.

"No one has ever denied me what I've wanted before… So, I couldn't allow myself to be turned down by a little pretty boy such as yourself; my pride was on the line," Rize explained with a smug look in her black and red eyes, as she eyed up the boy who she had kidnapped, all for the sake of satisfying herself. "I waited for your friend to leave and for you to use the restroom before I inconspicuously walked by your unattended table; where I poured some crushed-up xanax pills into your cappuccino, before stepping outside and waiting for you to leave Anteiku…"

A moment of clarity hit Kaneki after he had learned the reason behind why he had felt so drowsy after finishing his cappuccino earlier that day. Having figured the reason behind why his body had been so fatigued and weak earlier to mere allergies, Kaneki was silently cursing himself for not seeing a doctor when he had the chance to.

"… Thank God you're such a loner, Kaneki; my plan might not have worked if that blond boy of yours didn't have to go to work," Rize admitted with a sly look on her malicious face, before slowly extending her foot down to forcibly spread Kaneki's thighs open. "I was planning on doing some awfully fun things to you after I carried you from your dorm down to mine, but as I was removing your clothes to prepare you to be eaten like the tasty little morsel you are… I couldn't help but notice how attractive you looked without your clothes, and how large that thing between your legs was…!"

Smirking dominantly to herself, Rize stared down past her large breasts and watched Kaneki's member begin to twitch, as she slowly rubbed the bottom of her sock-covered foot up-and-down against his cock's underside. "I've done this route plenty of times, Kaneki. My usual victims were all lonely losers like you who would follow me like blindly a horny dog, but unlike you, the rest were all limp-dick ugly bastards who I couldn't wait to slowly torture and tear apart with my teeth…"

"So… By the time I saw you passed out on my kitchen table, with that big cock of yours resting along those hairless and smooth thighs of yours… It was then and there that I found myself wanting you inside me in a completely different way than I had first intended for you to be~!" Rize giggled to herself, as she raised a hand to subtly hide her reddening cheeks from getting hornier by the second, all while her sweaty sole grinded up-and-down Kaneki's hardening member.

Horrified that Rize had just revealed to him that she had kidnapped him and was planning to eat him, Kaneki felt betrayed by his body for reacting so perversely to the way her foot was teasing his cock, as he tried to tell his own body to close his legs, in order to avoid giving his kidnapper the satisfaction of using his body for sexual gratification.

'This is wrong…! She was going to hurt me; eat me, just like what must have happened to that guy who was mentioned in the news this morning…!' Kaneki tried reasoning with himself, as a way for him to persuade his body to try and fight back against his own will to reciprocate Rize's advances; an uphill battle that he was losing by a landslide.

Letting out his first involuntary moan from behind his gag, Kaneki's cheeks were on fire as tears began to well up in his eyes. With his twelve inch cock fully erect, Kaneki was powerless to help himself as his body started to succumb to his own suppressed sexual urges. Defeated, soon Kaneki was finding himself thrusting his hips forward and his cock against Rize's foot, as her toes curled over the tip of his member.

Letting out a triumphant laugh, Rize reached up to grope her covered breasts and squeeze them together for Kaneki to slowly turn his head up to gaze at; all while she continued to tease him with a foot job.

"I knew you were a little pervert, Kaneki~! Look at you, getting hard as a rock, just over the sensation of having my foot rub against that big fat cock of yours, mmmphh-nghh~…!" Rize moaned out, while biting down on her lower lip as she squeezed her fingers down on her massive tits. "If that's already enough to drive you crazy with lust… I can't help but to wonder how else you'd react if I did more to you, Kaneki~…!"

Reeling her foot back after her sock started to get wet from Kaneki's pre-ejaculate that glimmered under the dim lights of her bedroom, Rize bent her knees while squatting back down over Kaneki's lap. Hovering her large and soft thighs over his large member, Rize reached down and gently squeezed her fingers on Kaneki's ballsack, before beginning to massage them in her palm, as she used her other hand to remove the makeshift gag from Kaneki's mouth.

Not giving Kaneki a second to speak, Rize quickly leaned closer to press her soft and plump lips against the boy's own. Using one hand to grab the back of his head to control his movement, Rize closed her eyes and made throaty moans of pleasure as she slid her tongue into Kaneki's mouth; passionately enjoying his whimpering moans while continuing to roll and rub his balls in her soft-delicate palm.

Submissive and too overwhelmed to think straight, Kaneki could only think to keep his jaw open as he felt Rize's tongue licking around the inside of his cheeks, and slid up against the roof of his mouth. Just when he was starting to think that he was getting used to the taste of her bitter saliva, and the somewhat clumsy way she was feeling up his testicales, a new experienced kind of pleasure made itself known to Kaneki, as he felt Rize suddenly lowering her thighs down on his wet and erect member.

With his wet and throbbing cock sandwiched between her thick creamy thighs, another involuntarily moan, louder than before, escaped from Kaneki's mouth and echoed into Rize's, as she kissed him one more time before slowly pulling her head away from his. Doing her best to not disturb the trail of saliva that bridged itself between their bottom lips, Rize panted out with her tongue hanging out, as she slowly started to grind her thighs between his penis.

"You're so warm, Kaneki~! I'm getting so hot and wet, just from knowing how close your dick is to me," Rize said in a lustful voice, before pressing her forehead against Kaneki's. "… Why don't we put that mouth of yours to work~? I'd hate to see it go to waste~!"

Before Kaneki could gather his wits enough to conjure up a naive-natured answer to Rize's rhetorical question, he was once again stunned and taken aback as he watched her pulling her see-through shirt off. Pausing from thrusting his cock between her warm and wet thighs, Kaneki let out a low whimper of excitement as watched Rize reaching her arms around her back to unhook her bra.

As soon as she had managed to unsecure the restrictive garment from her chest, Rize let out a sigh of relief as she tossed her bra over her shoulder and across the room; all while unleashing her massive double-d sized breasts for Kaneki to gaze astoundingly at. Smirking confidently to show just how proud she was of her huge perky boobs, Rize reached up and squeezed her tits together and started to bounce them to excite Kaneki.

"Like what you see, huh Kaneki~? How about you judge them, after you get a taste of them~?" Rize said suggestively with a horny gleam in her ghoulish eyes, which were quickly starting to become less-and-less unnerving, the more Kaneki's judgement succumbed to his own lust. "Say 'ahh'~!"

"A-Ahh~…!" Kaneki repeated back with a nervous stutter in his voice, as he opened his mouth wide open. Holding her right tit up from the bottom, Rize leaned herself even closer to Kaneki, guiding her own boob into Kaneki's warm and saliva-drench mouth by having her nipple enter first. Closing her eyes and letting out an elongated whimper, Rize arched her back and wrapped her arms around Kaneki's head, as she felt his teeth gently sink around the skin of her tit, while letting out a whimper as she felt his warm tongue pressing itself against her sensitive nipple.

"Mmmphh, nghhh~…! L-Like that baby, just like that~…!" Rize encouraged in between whimpering moans of sexual pleasure, all the while using nothing but her swaying hips to maneuver the tip of Kaneki's cock around her the string of her soft-silky panties. Once she had managed to get Kaneki's wet tip pressed up against her tight opening, Rize clenched her jaw and grunted quietly in ecstasy, as she began to lower herself down against Kaneki's tip.

Letting out a cry of pleasure mixed in with pain, Rize felt Kaneki tensing up and letting out a muffled response to the amount of discomfort he felt, as her tight pussy squeezed down on the tip of his member from seemingly all angles of the ghoul's vaginal opening. Allowing Kaneki to bite down harder on her nipple to help him endure her crushingly tight pussy, Rize began to affectionately kiss the top of the submissive boy's head while lovingly stroking the back of his neck.

"Shhh…! It's okay, my little Kaneki, it's okay…" Rize hushed out in a surprisingly endearing and loving voice, as she repeatedly delivered soft kisses on his forehead. "It only hurts because your cock is just that big, Kaneki; it's a good thing… J-Just keep sucking on my tit, okay baby? Once it's all the way in, it should start feeling a lot better for both of us… I think…?" Rize said with a slight amount of uncertainty in her voice; revealing to Kaneki that despite her impressive skills and sexual prowess, she was a virgin.

Having only a few seconds to think of reasons why Rize was good at sex without ever having it herself, Kaneki was able to come up with the idea that perhaps she knew only what she learned from reading erotica fiction. It made sense to Kaneki, considering that Rize was just as much of a book worm as he was. However, that was the only theory Kaneki could manage to conjure up in his head, before once again his mind was overtaken with overstimulation as he felt more of his cock being swallowed up by Rize's unbelievably tight pussy.

Clenching her jaw tightly while moaning in pain and pleasure, Rize had to resort to wiggling and repeatedly jackhammering her hips up-and-down on Kaneki's throbbing cock, as she forced it deeper inside of her with every chance she could get. By the time that she had managed to get Kaneki's entire twelve inches buried deep inside of her aching pussy, both of them were drenched in sweat, and the room they were occupying had become coated in their musk.

"Here… S-Switch boobs; t-this one needs your love too, Kaneki~…!" Rize managed to speak out while panting fiercely, as she pulled her saliva-covered right tit out of Kaneki's welcoming warm mouth, before letting out a cry of pleasure as she watched her lover wrapping his lips around her left nipple.

"Nnnghhh, ahhh~! If you keep sucking like that, K-Kaneki, I-I think something might come out~…!" Rize moaned out with her black and red eyes rolling back into her head, as she once again wrapped her arms around Kaneki's head to bury his face into her chest, before she suddenly started throwing her hips up-and-down with his cock practically stuck inside of her.

"Aahh, aahh~! K-Kaneki~! I-It's so big!!! I-I feel like you're r-rearranging my insides, nnghhh!~" Rize cried out with tears flowing down her eyes, as the sexual pleasure and stimulating pain she was feeling while riding Kaneki's immaculate cock began to overwhelm her mind. With Kaneki's member being too large, to the point where she couldn't slide off of it without hurting herself, Rize had no other choice but to use her body to bounce up-and-down with his dick buried balls-deep inside of her; essentially turning herself into his cocksleeve, as her round and voluptuous ass bounced up-and-down against Kaneki's spread open thighs.

Mounting him and pushing her hips repeatedly down on Kaneki's cock, Rize lowered one hand down from her snug grip around his head, in order to begin reaching down to service herself. While still forcing Kaneki to essentially breathe in her sweaty musk as she kept his face buried into her cleavage while he was lapping up her nipple with his mouthful of her left boob, Rize lowered her free hand down to begin aggressively rubbing her own clitoris, all while still riding her newfound sex partner's hips in a cowgirl position.

Sucking on Rize's nipple and lapping up the strong taste of her sweat that rolled down her soft skin with his tongue, Kaneki felt his heart racing within his chest and his stomach beginning to tie itself into a knot, as he felt Rize picking up speed as she violently slammed her hips down repeatedly down on his. All the while. Kaneki's nose was forced to breathe in Rize's flowery-scented musk, as the wet and sloppy sounds of his cock pounding her insides could be heard between the lustful cries and moans that were escaping her lusciously large lips.

Going cross-eyed as she felt her body reaching its limit, Rize's tongue was hanging out with saliva pouring down her chin, as she pressed her forehead down closer against the top of Kaneki's head for support. "K-Kaneki, nnghhahhh~!!! I-I'm going to cum! I'm going to squirt on your big fat juicy cock, mmmmhhh, ahh-nnngghh, f-fuck-AHHHH ~!!!" Rize moaned out with her words dragging and becoming slurred, as she became light headed from the pleasure her beat-up pussy was receiving from both her own fingers, and Kaneki's monster cock.

"Oh fuck baby, mmmph~! C-Cum in me, Kaneki~! Uuwaah~! F-Fill my ghoul-womb up with your human-seed~! I-I need your babies inside me~!" Rize begged in her seductive and sex-drunk voice, as she started to drool on Kaneki's black hair as her pussy was already beginning to leak vaginal fluids down his cock and thighs. "I'M CUMMING K-KANEKI!!! I'M CUMMI-NNnnuuhhAHHHH~~~!!!"

Tied and bound, used and practically being forcibly bred like a submissive slave, the excitement of his situation along with the pleasure he was receiving from Rize's tight pussy sliding tightly against every inch of his cock was making the room spin for Kaneki, as he started to taste what must have been breast milk pouring into his mouth.

Everything, from the smell of sex in the room, to the soft way Rize's voluptuous figure felt on his body, and the feral cries of absolute pleasure that were coming out of Rize's wide open mouth were all what made Kaneki's orgasm all that much better when he finally achieved it.

Feeling the hot air escaping through his from lungs flowing against the plump nipple of the massive sweaty tit that was stuffed into his mouth, Kaneki let out a guttural moan as his back involuntarily arched; his body becoming frozen and tensed up, as the tip of his cock shot out load-after-load of fertile semen that filled Rize's womb, up to the point where his liquids along with hers were pouring out of her brutalized pussy, and beginning to stain the carpet underneath them.

Having orgasmed together at the same time, Kaneki could feel Rize putting all her weight on him as she collapsed forward onto his body; pressing him against her dresser, as their hot and sweaty skin rubbed against each other. Panting for air, Kaneki felt Rize's reddened and leaking tit slide out of his mouth and rested against his face, while he watched her chest rising and falling with each breath she took into his hair.

After Rize had started to get her bearings and breath back, she was able to lift herself up from Kaneki's body enough to sit up straight, all the while his half-flaccid cock remained tucked away inside of her. Holding onto his shoulders for support, Rize stared amorously at the young man who she lost her virginity to, and smiled at him with an open mouth; still gasping for air.

Letting out a content and satisfied giggle, Rize used one hand to re-adjust her glasses back up the bridge of her nose before allowing herself to be the first one of them to speak. "That was… T-That was a lot more intense than I thought I was going to be, ahh… T-Truly a boy such as yourself should be kept alive and well; it'd be a cardinal sin if I were to harm one hair on that beautiful head of yours…!" Rize said appraisingly, before leaning in to press her soft and saliva-covered lips against Kaneki's accepting mouth.

With her eyelids kept closed, Rize took her time as she tilted her head from side-to-side; taking in Kaneki's taste and breath as her lucious and plush lips rubbed against his own delicate and yummy lips. After she had her fill of his kisses, Rize slowly pulled away before once again sitting up straight, so that she and Kaneki had space between their faces.

"I must admit, I… I don't think I'm quite ready to have you leave my room just yet… Perhaps you'd be okay with staying the night? A girl such as I could use your company tonight," Rize said with a genuine look of bashfulness on her blushing face, which only made Kaneki all the more excited to hear that a woman was actually asking him to stay the night with her; something that Kaneki figured to only happen in the novels he would occasionally read when he wasn't enthralled in Sen Takatsuki's work.

"Erm… Y-Yes, I… I wouldn't mind staying over tonight," Kaneki managed to say in response to Rize's question, before building up enough courage to one-up what Rize had said. "Maybe… Maybe I could come back over again after we part ways tomorrow? After all, we bookworms should really stick together, and into each other, shouldn't we?" Kaneki asked with a flirtatious and shy look in his eyes, which caught Rize surprisingly off guard.

"Y-You mean it? You'd… You'd actually come back over to do this again with me…!?" Rize asked with a look of disbelief on her face; finding it hard to believe that Kaneki would willingly ever return to her after she had drugged him and initially planned to eat him alive.

Nodding his head, Kaneki smiled sweetly at the woman who he had ejaculated inside of, and watched as Rize smiled back at him with a happy look on her sweat-glossed face. "I do… After all, maybe you and I can actually go on a real date, maybe? One that, erm… D-Doesn't end with you eating me?" Kaneki asked with an uneasy look of worry washing over his still smiling face, which only grew worse as Rize stared at him silently for a moment, before a devious idea suddenly came to her.

Smiling mischievously back at the worried boy, Rize grabbed a hold of the top edge of her dresser, and carefully used it to help her stand up while allowing gravity to assist her in freeing herself from the flaccid long cock that had still been inside of her sore pussy. Once freed to be able to roam with her cum-filled vagina, Rize wordlessly undid all of Kaneki's bindings, before scooping him up in her arms to carry him bridal style.

Completely unsure what was about to happen, Kaneki held his breath and remained wide-eyed as Rize limped over to her bed before gently laying him flat on his back on the lower middle end of her mattress. Standing above him while his legs dangled off the edge of the bed, Rize slowly knelt down to the carpet on her knees, sitting up with her back straighten, while still keeping her hungry eyes locked onto Kaneki's anxious gaze.

"… Who said I wouldn't be eating you~?" Rize asked with a sinister and lustful laugh escaping her mouth, all while she smacked her lips and licked them. Before Kaneki knew what had hit him, Rize's right hand shot out past his thighs, and was already stroking the base of his sensitive red member; causing him to let out a high-pitched scream as he felt the cock-hungry ghoul wrapping her lips firmly around the tip of his raw, oversensitive tip, all so she could satisfy her hunger with whatever cum she could milk out of him.

THE END.


Wehehehe, I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

For my next one, I might repost some of the sexy smut I made from Root H, while doing some editing on it. I'm planning on having Kanki and Haise smash every girl's like button, so please stay tuned.

Until next time, have a freakin' sweet day.