Hello and welcome to this new story! You know the story. Teens compete to win money that they're probably gonna blow it within a week. As we transition from a bad season, we go into a great season. And make it better! Are you ready?!
The camera then brightens as it shows our usual host with a smug grin.
Chris: Season three of Total Drama, folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea. Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a free-range travelling teen freak show. They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars. So, let's meet our players.
A bus then arrives holding said cast. 5 of them walk out with grins on their faces.
Chris: Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Trent!
Trent waves at the camera nine times. Heather stops which cause Gwen to bump into her.
Gwen: (grunts) Are there reserved seats? I.E. Can I have one not behind Heather's pony hair ponytail?
Heather: Um, my extensions are human hair.
Duncan: You learn something new every day.
Gwen giggles at this comment which causes a skeptical look on Trent's face and an irritated look on Courtney.
Chris: Lindsay and Leshawna! Owen, DJ, and Harold.
Lindsay walks out while blowing a kiss to the camera. Leshawna smiles and waves at the camera. The 3 boys don't immediately come out, but Owen screaming and grunting from him, and DJ can be heard.
Chris: Guys?
DJ then walks out while bearhugging a scared Owen.
Owen: Sweet strawberry preserves! No!
DJ: He's afraid of flying, remember?
Harold: Aerophobia, from the latin, as opposed to aeronausiphobia, the fear of air sickness.
Noah then walks out giving his two cents.
Noah: Keep up the fascinating facts and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you.
Chris: And returning favorites, Noah, Cody, and Ezekiel.
Cody does a finger gun at the camera. Ezekiel calmly walks out.
Ezekiel: Where's the plane, eh?
Izzy then jumps off the bus to Ezekiel's shoulders out of fear.
Izzy: Yah. Where is it so we can run away?! Wooo!
Due to Izzy's weight, Ezekiel fell over in pain.
Chris: Yup. Izzy's back.
Noah: So, the nut case actually remembers her fear. (To Owen) You guys are really perfect after all.
Izzy: Of course! He's the best boyfriend ever!
Noah: You forgave him over the killer incident?
Izzy: No, but as long as he doesn't do it again, all is forgiven.
Chris: Also returning this season, Tyler.
Tyler flexes and smirks at the camera, but due to both Ezekiel and Izzy being on the ground, he falls over on top of them.
Chris: And the co-host of Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette.
Bridgette smiles and waves at the camera and she also trips on the 3 people on the ground adding to the body pile.
Chris: And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors. He's an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species. Alejandro!
Alejandro steps off the bus with sunglasses and a smirk on his face. Due to him being more observant, he sees the bodies on the floor.
Alejandro: Perhaps I can assist?
He then helps Izzy and Bridgette up to their feet with both girls blushing.
Izzy: Wowie.
Bridgette: I-I-I have a boyfriend!
Alejandro: And amigos, please, allow me.
He then helps Ezekiel and Tyler with both being impressed.
Ezekiel: Wow, eh.
Tyler: I like girls.
Chris: And she's a sugar-addicted super fan with sixteen Total Drama blogs, Sierra!
Sierra then excitedly runs out of the bus.
Sierra: Oh my gosh, I love you guys, and this is the greatest day of my life and (hyperventilates) Anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into?
Trent: Here you go.
Sierra: Thanks. Smiley face!
She then calms down then makes eye contact with Cody. She then runs up to him
Sierra: (Gasp) Oh M Gosh! Cody! I dreamt of us competing! This will be so awesome.
Trent then walks to the duo.
Trent: Yeah, can I have my bag back?
Sierra: Yeah sorry.
She then gives his bag back. They then get interrupted by the sound of the plane they're riding in.
Duncan: What the...
Courtney: Excuse me, but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane.
Chris: Relax, it's perfectly safe. Now boarding!
Owen: No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom! No! I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical!
Izzy was about to agree with him, but then Chris smacks Owen with a frying pan.
Chris: Anybody else got a problem with it?
Cody: No.
Lindsay: Love it!
Bridgette: Dibs on the window seat!
Chris: Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first-class seat for all the action right here on Total. Drama.
World Tour!
Duncan: Seriously?
[Theme song]
The contestants board the plane minus Owen who is weirdly missing.
Gwen: Singing? Really? I thought Chris was joking about that.
Courtney: Well, I don't have a problem with it.
Leshawna: Yeah, 'cause you like singing.
Duncan: Well, I don't! Girls sing. Little birdies sing. Ha ha. Duncans do not sing.
Harold: Think I'll get to beatbox?
Duncan: I'll beat you if you try.
Heather: Why are you doing this to us?
Chris: Singing reality shows are huge and the worse the singing, the higher the ratings, which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches or rehearsals or warning! Anywho, this is the dining area where you'll enjoy in-flight meals.
Leshawna: Is there a lady's room?
Chris: Just through there.
Leshawna: Good, 'cause I gotta make a deposit.
(Confessional: Leshawna)
Leshawna: There's a camera in the potty? Again?! Ugh! Can't a sister get a little privacy on this program?
(Confessional: Off)
Leshawna then walks back to Chris who continues the tour.
Chris: Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations.
Lindsay: Okay, well, where are our beds?
Chris: Owen, care to demonstrate?
Owen is then shown sleeping while sitting and drooling while being strapped to his seat.
Heather: That does not look comfortable.
Chris: No comfort for losers. Safety harnesses and an emergency exit. But no comfort here, here, or here.
Sierra: (laughing) OMG, Chris, I am just LOL. (laughs)
Ezekiel: We should hit the winner's compartment, eh? 'Cause our team ain't never gonna sit back here.
Noah: Is "never" your policy on mouthwash too, home school?
Ezekiel then smells his breath to see if Noah is right.
Chris: This is the first-class cabin. The domain of each week's winners.
Alejandro: Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve.
Lindsay: They get ladies in first class too? Oh, me! You meant me!
DJ: That guy is as smooth as mama's gravy.
Tyler: Lindsay's supposed to like me.
DJ: Ha ha, nobody can compete with gravy.
Trent: He kinda reminds me of Justin.
Noah: Hmm...
Tyler: Lindsay! I can do a handspring!
He tries, but lands face first in pain.
Lindsay: Oh my gosh. Poor... I'm blanking on his name, o-oh! I know! Alejandro!
Alejandro: That's my name.
Lindsay: And what a nice name. Alejandro. I could say it all day.
Alejandro: Please do.
Lindsay giggles while Heather glares at him.
(Confessional: Heather and Chef)
Heather: I can see right through that guy. He's so transparent, so fake, so-
Chef then barges into the confessional to finish her sentence.
Chef: Deliciously seductive?
Heather: That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say!
Chef: Pretty good-looking guy to boot. I'm just sayin'.
Heather: Ugh! Get out of here!
(Confessional: Off)
Cody: Whoa... where are we now? A grand piano? Wood burning pizza oven? Four-person hot tub with LED light show and dancing waters?
Harold: How do I win this? My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub.
Chris: Easy, tiger. These are my quarters, and they're off limits! Clear?
Harold: Crystal.
Sierra: Oh, Chris. I heart your limits.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Anyway, with Beth gone, Lindsiot, and Ale-whatever looking like a real threat, my only strategic option is to make friends with the new girl. But pretending to like that is gonna be hard. I do not heart the new girl!
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: And that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later, when I "accidentally" lock you in them.
Chef then gets ready to take off. The plan rumbles which causes Bridgette to fall from her seat, but Alejandro catches her which causes her to blush.
Bridgette: Whoa!
Alejandro: Señorita, are you okay?
Bridgette: Is the Earth moving?
Izzy: Nope. We are! AAAAH!
Chris: One more thing. I'm sure you all remember a little something called the elimination ceremony? Takes place right in there, my friends.
He then shows them the elimination room.
Chris: If you don't receive a bag full of airline issue pretzels you will be forced to take the Drop of Shame. Winning teams get a first-class ticket. If you don't have a first-class ticket, you better kiss first class goodbye!
Chris then leaves the teams in the mess hall.
DJ: Every second, we're getting closer to adventure and further from mama.
Sierra: Cody Emmett Jamison Anderson. I also happen to know that your birthday is April 1st. You're my very own April fool.
A musical ding is then heard.
Chris: Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time! So, let's hear it.
Courtney: But... what are we supposed to sing?
Chris: You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be challenging otherwise, would it?
With a smile, Courtney starts the song with the rest of the contestants without a smile.
Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: Up!
Harold: Sing!
Harold and Cody: Sing!
Harold, Cody, and DJ: Sing!
Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: Sing!
Heather, Courtney, Leshawna, Izzy, Sierra, Bridgette, and Lindsay: We're flying!
Harold, Alejandro, Cody, DJ, Noah, and Tyler: And singing!
All except Duncan, Gwen, and Owen: We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us!
Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us!
Izzy: This is really crazy with tunes to bust. Ha ha!
Bridgette: Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with us!
Alejandro: It's a pleasure and an honor and a must.
Alejandro then grabs both girls' hands as they both blush and giggle.
Duncan: Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane.
Gwen: Yeah, but guys, you're singing on TV!
Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to?
It can't just be me!
DJ: Come fly with us!
DJ and Leshawna: Come fly with us!
The plane then rumbles again. Heather then fearfully grabs the passenger seat with Chef flying next to her.
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing?
Chef: I try.
Owen: This is a terrible season start.
It really hurts my heart!
Noah: Come fly with us.
Come die with us!
Owen: Wait. We're flying?
Izzy and Owen: I hate flying! Stop this plane!
Chris then hits Owen and Izzy with a frying pan.
Sierra, Cody, DJ, and Heather: Come fly with us!
Come sing with us!
Gwen and Duncan: No!
Chris: Would anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination...
Bridgette then interrupts him as she sings the #1 rule.
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show.
Courtney: Duncan do it, let's go!
Cody: Gwen, sing it, don't go!
Gwen: Well, I don't wanna go home.
She then angrily sighs as she starts singing.
Gwen: Come fly with us!
Come fly with us!
Come and fly with us!
Courtney: Duncan, come on, please?
Duncan does the same as Gwen as he angrily sighs as he starts singing.
Duncan: This sucks!
Everyone but Owen and Izzy: Yeah!
With the song done, Chef then says something through the intercom.
Chef: ENOUGH SINGING, FRUITCAKES! STRAP YOURSELVES IN! WE ARE NOW BEGINNING OUR DESCENT INTO EGYPT.
Chris: As things get heated, we'll be right back!
[Commercial Break]
The plane then lands into Egypt. All quickly feeling the heat.
Chris: You guys ready for a little fun? Huh? Wow. It's a scorcher out here, huh? I call today's challenge... Pyramid Over-Under!
Leshawna: An eleven-hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge?
Chris: Don't you love this game?
The teens then line up at the starting line.
Harold: It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven.
Leshawna: It might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato.
Harold: Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains. It's a real problem in this area.
Chris: All right, Pyramid Over-Under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid. Got it? Ready, set... go!
Bridgette, Lindsay, Alejandro, Tyler, Courtney, Gwen, and Duncan decide to go over while everyone else goes under. Inside the pyramid, the contestants have three paths that they may enter, each with a different symbol depicted on the top of the door. The symbols are a female gender symbol, A beetle, and a mummy.
Noah: Oh, great. Our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention that there are different paths.
Heather: Hey, Sierra, which way do you think we should go?
Sierra: Me? Um, uh, uh...
Owen: How do we know which way's right?
Izzy: I know! Okay, I saw this in a spy movie once. You lick your finger and hold it up to find the air flow! Mm, the sand really crunches in your teeth. Fun!
She finds if there's an air flow but finds nothing.
Izzy: Ok then. DJ, give me your hand. Maybe a bigger finger-
Leshawna: Don't do it, DJ! You might catch a case of crazy! Come on, Harold.
Izzy: Ooh, ooh, ooh! Let's take the scary mummy door!
Owen, Trent, and Noah reluctantly follow her with Ezekiel holding a great distance behind them. Leshawna, Harold, and DJ decide to pick the beetle door. Cody, Sierra, and Heather pick the female gender symbol door.
Meanwhile on the outside of the Pyramid.
Tyler: Is it too late to go under instead?
Lindsay: Alejandro's doing okay. He's like, the super-cutest mountain goat in the world!
Alejandro was climbing the Pyramid with ease. He then sees that Lindsay and Bridgette were still at the bottom.
Tyler: Wait! I can be a goat!
Alejandro: May I be of assistance?
Alejandro grabs Lindsay and Bridgette's hands to climb as they blush in response.
Tyler: Lindsay! I'm a goat! Baa!
Courtney and Duncan were getting ready to climb as they were tying ropes around their waist.
Courtney: Rock climbing was the team building challenge when I was a CIT. And if Tiffany Prisslebewski hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won.
Duncan: I always said Tiffy was overrated.
Courtney: Mock all you like, Duncan, but my superior belay skills are going to assure our victory.
Duncan: Hey, Gwen! Are you going over, too?
Gwen can be seen higher up the Pyramid struggling to climb.
Gwen: Working on it!
Duncan: (To Courtney) I think Gwen could use a hand.
Courtney: Fine. But only because a three-person belay is stronger.
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan: I bet you're wondering about the status of Courtney and me. We decided to get back together since we're opposites and can benefit from each other. I wish I could talk with my friend Gwen, but Courtney doesn't want that.
(Confessional: Off)
Back with the Izzy gang.
Izzy: Oh, look. We're in a nurse's office!
Noah: It's a pyramid, not a high school.
Izzy: Costume party! Mummy me!
She throws Noah and Owen some paper. They give skeptical looks but do so anyway.
Back outside the pyramid, Alejandro is carrying a giggling and blushing Bridgette and Lindsay on his arms with some difficulty but managing to continue. Tyler sees this and tries to catch up, but he accidentally touches a scorpion which stabs him and causes him to tumble back down the pyramid. He passes the Courtney trio who Gwen and Duncan smirk while Courtney looks at him with worry.
Meanwhile with Heather's group. Sierra steps on a booby trap that causes arrows to shoot near Hather.
Sierra: Oops. Sorry, Heather.
Heather looked like she was about to kill Sierra, but she holds back.
Heather: Honest mistake. Could've happened to anybody.
Meanwhile with the Courtney group. They soon realize why Gwen shouldn't have joined them.
Courtney: How could you guys just laugh at him?! He was in pain!
Gwen and Duncan: Exactly!
Courtney: (Growl) And while we're on the topic of mistakes, (To Gwen) your form is appalling.
Gwen: Gee, thanks, Courtney! I was just wondering about that! /s
Courtney: You know, you're only here because I'm feeling nice today.
Gwen: Wow! This is you being nice? (To Duncan) My sympathies!
Courtney: Are you hearing this, Duncan? You're not gonna let her get away with that.
Duncan groans in annoyance at them arguing.
Meanwhile with Leshawna's group. DJ finds a mummified dog and feels sad.
DJ: That's a real dog! Poor little guy.
Leshawna: DJ, we do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog!
DJ: Hey there, little buddy. Wish I had a biscuit to give you.
DJ was about to pet it, but Leshawna grabs his arm.
Leshawna: DJ! Let's go!
DJ: Sorry...
Meanwhile with the Izzy squad minus Izzy because Owen was looking for her.
Owen: Izzy?! Izzy!
Noah: Dude, she's lost.
Trent: We've gotta go.
Owen: Aw, poor Iz.
Noah: "Poor Iz"? She kept insisting we go in circles because she "smelled something lucky".
Owen: Uh, I think that might've been my fault...
Meanwhile with Ezekiel, he finds a black button. Out of curiosity, he pushes it which causes mummy rap falling on him.
Meanwhile with Alejandro and his girls. They arrive at the top but realize a problem.
Alejandro: It's too steep for me to carry you down.
Bridgette: There must be an easier way.
She then looks at the sign next to them and gets an idea.
Bridgette: I'm a surfer! I can surf!
She attempts to get the sign out. Tyler finally reaches the top.
Tyler: Me too.
Bridgette then gets the sign out which hits Tyler which causes him to fall back down once again passing the Courtney trio. Duncan and Gwen then laughed harder as the fight paused.
Meanwhile with Leshawna's group, they're the first to arrive at the finish line.
Chris: Good work, guys!
DJ: We're first? We're first!
Chris: Go stand behind the number one.
Harold: In Egyptian, it's, "wa7ed!"
Chris doesn't care as he waits for the next people.
Meanwhile with Heather's group, they run away while screaming from a mummy which is actually Izzy.
Izzy: Guys, guys, guys! How 'bout another musical number? Oh!
A pyramid's just a triangle with room inside!
I would be awesome as Frankenstein's bride!
Meanwhile with the Noah squad, they find a mummy whom they think is Izzy.
Noah: Hey, brickhouse. I found your girl.
Owen: Iz! Say, you do make a cute mummy. Oh, you got a kiss for old...
The mummy muffled screams as if they don't want a kiss from them. Realizing that Izzy would never do that-
Trent: That's not Izzy!
Trent and Noah: Run!
Meanwhile with Alejandro's group, Bridgette rides the sign down the pyramid with an excited Lindsay on her shoulders and a fearful Alejandro behind Bridgette.
Back in the pyramid, the mummy that wasn't Izzy runs past Noah's group who are confused. The mummy makes it out of the pyramid and takes off some of the mummy rap. The mummy is revealed to Be Ezekiel who walked past Bridgette and Lindsay who were catching their breath.
Alejandro: (Out of breath) Ladys! After you!
Bridgette and Lindsay join Ezekiel, Harold, Leshawna, and DJ. Alejandro tries to join, but Chris stops him.
Chris: Not so fast. This season, three teams! Bridgette and Lindsay round out team one. Alejandro, you're the first member of team two.
Harold: In Egyptian, it's, "aetnin!"
Chris: If it's any consolation, you do get...
Tyler then arrives as he lands face first into the sand in pain.
Alejandro: Uh, Tyler, is it?
Chris: Yep. And you also get...
Noah, Trent, and Owen ran out of the pyramid with scared looks on their faces.
Chris: Congratulations.
Alejandro: That's... wonderful.
Alejandro gives a forced smile at Chris. Heather's group then runs out with Sierra holding Cody over her shoulder.
Sierra: We did it! Group hug! Come on, Heath, you too.
Heather reluctantly forces a smile as she hugs Sierra and Cody.
Chris: And... hug's over. Sierra, get behind the number two. Heather and Cody, you'll be on team three.
Harold: In Egyptian-
Chris: No one cares, Harold.
Cody: Where's Gwen?
The Courtney trio finally make it to the top, but they're still arguing
Gwen: I'm telling you; WE NEED TO UNTIE!
Courtney: And I'm telling you it's unsafe! I'm in charge, and-
Chris: (through megaphone) Oh, kids! Stop the arguing and get down here!
Duncan: Best thing I heard all day!
He then drags the girls down the pyramid who grunt in pain with every step.
Chris: good! Finally. Duncan, Courtney, and Gwen, go join-
Harild: Talata. Or three.
Gwen then looks up to see Cody stretching an arm to help.
Cody: Hi. Looks like we're teammates.
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody: Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, and then you get to buy them a pop and listen and then well, they still won't go out with you, but you get to buy them a pop.
(Confessional: Off)
Izzy then runs out of the pyramid still covered in mummy rap.
Chris: Congrats on being the last to arrive. Go join team 3. Okay, teams! Talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. You have three minutes while I enjoy this ice cream cone.
The first-place team takes a while to think.
The second-place team have different ideas.
The last place team, however,
Team three: TEAM AMAZON!
Duncan: I don't approve of that name!
A pink female gender symbol appears above their heads.
Team one: TEAM PYRO!
A red fire symbol appears above their head.
Duncan: (Off-Screen) Oh, come on! That's a WAY better name!
Sierra: Got it! Team Chris is REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HOT!
Team Chris except Sierra: WHAT?! NO!
Chris: What?! Come on! That's the best team name ever.
Noah: We're not naming our team after you. (gasp) Got it!
Team two: TEAM TIGERS!
Noah: Or Ferocious Tigers for long.
A blue symbol of an angry tiger appears above the team.
Chris: I LIKE IT! And here are your rewards. Team Amazon, you win a camel.
Team Amazon is happy with their reward.
Chris: Team Ferocious Tigers, you win a goat. And Team Pyro, here you go.
Leshawna: So, the guys who come in last get a camel and we get a stick?
Chris: All we be explained if I feel like it. Next time right here on Total. Drama.
World Tour!
And that was the first episode! As you know I made some changes. Izzy's fear of being on a plane is apparent. EVERYONE is gonna sing. Sorry Duncan. Speaking of Duncan, he's actually not quitting. I decided to get rid of Team Victory and Team Chris. The reason for Team Victory will be explained later. Team Chris is just a dumb name. Now we have Team Pyro and Team Ferocious Tigers. I can tell you for the future that some elimination rounds are gonna be a reward challenge and vice versa.
Votes: None.
Ranking: N/A
See you next episode!