1ST POV

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... Honestly, I don't even know how I got there. One moment I was walking home from grocery shopping with Ma, and then the next time, I am lying in a forest.

'What the fuck'

I blinked several times before looking around.

'How did I get here!? These trees are huuuuuge'

I took the time to analyze the situation.

'Okay. Okay okay okay don't panic, perhaps there's an explanation to this, I mean, how many people go out shopping and then suddenly find themselves IN A FUCKING FOREST'

I start hyperventilating.

'WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING, ALLAH HELP ME- okay okay okay, I said to not panic... BUT HOW WOULD I NOT PANIC IF I'M SUDDENLY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE-'

A sudden rustling sound snapped me out of my panic and my gaze instantly zeroed to the spot-

A deer.

Huh.

'It's cute haha- huh wait a second-

A DEER?!

IN AFRICA?!

IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? wait no That's not- shit where am I ?!'

It looked at me.

I looked at it.

It blinked.

I blinked.

AND then It started trotting around like I wasn't even there.

Lil shit-

'Now that I think about it, why is it so tiny?? Like I mean it could stand in my han-'

I blinked then shuddered

'Why is it so cold out there??'

I slowly sat up and-

'WHAT THE HECK?! I'M NAKED!!!?'

I instantly covered my chest out of habit but then I felt it...or I mean... I didn't feel them...

'WHERE ARE MY NIPPLES?!'

and to my utter shock

'WHERE IS MY BABY MACHINE!!!'

It took me a moment to calm down. My eyes started scanning around in hope of finding my clothes or some clues as to why I was in a forest, with big ass trees, tiny deers, and lack of reproductive organs-

Oh

OH

HOLY SHIT. I THINK I UNDERSTAND?!!!

The fact that I popped outta nowhere in a forest must mean that I got isekai'd. I mean, any weeb would understand that! But I don't remember dying by Truck-kun or anything.

And the fact that everything seemed tiny compared to me must mean that I was a giant or some shit! AND the very fact that I am fuckin naked must mean that..

Oh god I was a titan, wasn't I..?

God! Out of every manga/anime I watched and read, it has to be the one with no plot armor, no power of friendship -which is great cause I can't stand this stuff- and a 100% rate at dying 'cause the author is a sadistic mf who doesn't care about the readers' feelings! YEAH YOU ISAYAMA, YA DIPSHIT!

I sighed and took the time to REALLY calm down.

'I hope ma is okay at least. Better be me than her. God knows how much the woman deserves happiness...Just hope she ain't crying for my sorry ass.'

I smirked tearfully.

'Who am I kidding! Of course, she'd be sad! I'm her baby! Okay, 19-year-old baby but you get me-'

I scoff at my stupidity.

'Her husband better take care of her or else!!'

I sniffle then pause.

'or else...nothing cause I'm probably dead and stuck here...'

I took a moment to mourn the people I'll probably never see again and the things I'll never be able to achieve now that I was probably stuck here.

'Being an artist...Eating junk food, eating Ma's cooking-God HER COOKING!!- And going to Japan!'

I wiped my tears from my cheeks.

'Huh neat. Guess Annie wasn't the only one to be able to cry in titan form'

I shnort.

'well..now that I'm here, off shall I go explore this place!'

Slowly, I stood up and started examining my body. Which was grey for some reason..? I still had female features without the, you know, stuff, but I guess that's a against the high embarrassment!

Yiuup.

I started feeling for my face in fear of finding any abnormalities, and nope there was nothing peculiar except... teeth? Meh. I suppose I still have a normal face with additional stuff.

Hmm, that's good, I would've instantly offed myself if I was one of those atrocities. Egh.

(Isayama ain't got no chill drawing ugly beasts I'm telling ya.)

My hand stumbled upon a long bump on my forehead though.

'weird...'

Guess yours truly shall find a river to be able to admire her new features!Walking in an unknown forest would've been super spooky if I was still a tiny human, but now that I was a HUGE fella, I can stride in without a care in the world!

Except for the scouts.

Yeah, that's a no-go if I wanted to survive here. Not gonna die, again, just because a certain someone said "I WILL KILL ALL THE TITANS!!" yeah that ain't gonna happen.

I don't even know where I am in the time-line anyway!

Am I Before the fall of Maria? 845? 850? Or when Bombastic decided to go full Hitler. Hope it's the former tho...

Finally reaching the river, I crouched down and stole a glance at my reflection, and damn,

I'M HOT AS HELL.

Long obsidian hair reached my knees- 'must be what was tickling me all this time' and golden sclera in the shape of almonds accompanied by beautiful long lashes. Grey smooth skin, and a relatively normal mouth with plump lips except for some sharp teeth on the side of my cheeks...and...

'Is that a horn..? Okay, what in the...? Am I a unicorn?!'

Guess what? I don't wanna know!

Well, I look mystic not gonna lie. Like some goddess or some shi-

Now that I thought about it, was I a shifter? Out of the 9 in the show, I've never seen this one! Aaaand all of them are already known, I mean I know them. Haha, foreknowledge goes brr!

I huffed a sigh before sitting criss-cross applesauce near the water while pondering on this.

'While coming here, none of the titans I met tried attacking me.

CRAZY SHIT HAPPENED INSTEAD, THEY BOWED!!

BOWED BRO.

And I ain't complaining cause it means that they won't try eating my titan ass.'

I took a moment to ponder about it again.

'Does that mean I am a new titan? Because while others can shift, they still get hunted down by the other titans while I get scot-free.'

I tilted my head to the side while tapping my giant fingers on my knee.

'I should see if I have the ability to shift back into a human though. Don't wanna be targeted by the scouts, that would be bad.'

A lovely name came to me. Hanji. I shivered in fright at the thought of all the shit she'd do to me if they succeeded in capturing me.

'Not today Satan!!'

Closing my eyes and concentrating on my nape, I released a breath as my body started feeling lighter and the more I concentrated, the more I felt at ease.

'This is pretty...pleasant?'

Suddenly, my titan form toppled to the side, ending up landing on the ground heavily.

My sense of feeling started diminishing and the sound of flesh being ripped was all that was heard in the area. Steam started engulfing the area while a form slowly came out of the giant corpse's nape.

Gently opening my eyes, I observed the giant corpse dissolving slowly in a sea of warm steam.

'DAYUM'

I blinked a little bit, taking the time to adjust to the light and my new size.

'Welp! guess I am a Shifter after all.'I hummed slowly processing the information I just learned.

'This is crazy' I thought. 'waking up in a forest, discovering that you're in a show about man-eating naked giant, that you ARE a man-eating naked giant but OH plot twist: you are now a new shifter that doesn't attract other titans.'

"Man, this looks like some shady Self-insert"

"It is because it is one"

"WHAT THE FU-"

Hey there! I started this out of the blue just because I was bored!!

English is not my main language, but I'll try to not disappoint y'all!!

Bye-Cha~