A wise man once said "someone needs to unironically make a racist subaru fic that shit would go so hard. Someone HAS to do that", another wise man that being me said "yeah ok buddy, I'll need to reread arc 1 though so I can copy the mannerisms of the characters, this'll take idk 2 days''
It took only 6 hours, I hope you're happy KillermanTheGOAT if you ever read this
What I'm about to write is going to be the first fanfic I've ever written and may be either the dumbest or most meaningful shit I will have ever written before.
Subaru's personality will be different, he'll act like an asshole much more than the canon version, I'll try to keep the other character's personalities true to themselves.
Now enough babbling about this, I will now write the damn story
Muffled talking is coming from someone's room
Who may this be? His hair is black, mean looking eyes are brown, a man of Japanese descent
outfitted with a black-white-orange jersey is seemingly browsing on the internet on the website 4chan
The man appears to be on the /pol/ board which he's browsed for the past few hours, he talks to himself
He talks, and talks, something about his domestic country, another about a foreign country
He seems annoyed, its at someone else's words
"You stupid half breed…"
"Mmph…fool" he says under his breath
"Why didn't you listen to….me"
"What more can be said, he knows nothing of the imperial army" he says to himself, alone in his dark room
"Why does see..ing you hurt...make my heart…feel…feel...so…awful?"
"As if we even did that in Korea, you were only fed lies by the Americans" the man says in a snide remark
"Why does it hurt…..Satella?"
A shadowy hand appears from the seams
"Heh?" the man seemingly confused
"That's what I get for holing up in my room all day, guess my eyes are tired"
The man opens his eyes again
"Wha-" the man is speechless for a couple seconds unable to recognize where he is "what's going on?"
"I'd say I was dreaming but this is obviously really happening….totally not fake"
The man quickly leaps from his chair that was transported with him and looks at his surroundings when sudden realization hits him
"Does this mean…I've been summoned across the universe to another world!?" he yells at the top of his lungs
The man begins walking around his new surroundings
"Well from the looks of things I'd say this is some kind of european fantasy world with medieval style culture, a realm…unfortunately filled with non-humans or 'demi-humans'...at least there should always be an adventure for me to always go on, my party would be all humans anyway, I wonder if there are any asians here, all I've seen are europeans and demi-humans"
"Hey watch out!" a random guard exclaims at a little girl dangerously close to an incoming carriage
"Woah? A quick time event already!? I guess this is where I would show off my magic skills to the public….HAA" the black haired man exclaimed, expecting magic to come out of his hand
Though nothing happens from that black haired man's mannerism, a guard quickly rolls on the ground, saving the girl about to be squashed by a carriage
"Heheha!" the guard cheers, being able to save the girl from certain death
The crowd begins to cheer, the black haired man being embarrassed
"Guess it's a little too early for me to use magic in this world" the black haired man mutters to himself
The black haired man notices the fruits vendor and attempts to read the labels of the fruit "I can't read any of this jumbled garbage"
"Hey boy those are some weird looking clothes, you're not from around here are ya?" the green haired fruits vendor says
"So are these…" the black haired man asks
"Appas the freshest you'll find" the green haired vendor states
"At least he can speak in japanese tongue" the black haired man mutters to himself
"Lets see if…" the black haired man pulls out the currency from his homeland
"Huh? Where's that money from, you can't use that stuff out here in Lugunica and if that's all you got then you're flat broke! So don't waste my time freeloader, get out of here!" the green haired vendor exclaims to the black haired man
It's been 20 seconds since the black haired man left the fruit vendor, seeming to be in a bad mood
"That answers that, guess I'll just have to stick to good ole information gathering" the black haired man says to himself
The black haired man walks into a women's bathroom and proceeds to get slapped
"Heh…how embarrassing of me" the black haired man mutters to himself as he quickly leaves the bathroom
The black haired man now walks into a saloon
"This place is for demi-humans only!" a lizard exclaims to him
The black haired man with an angry look on his face silently mutters to himself "well you damn beasts I don't want to be near your kind anyway" making sure nobody else hears this rude remark
The black haired man is quickly pushed out by an incoming demi-human
"Ah! My fucking eye!" the black haired man yells out
"Cant…see..wo-!"
The black haired man proceeds to fall into a canal
20 minutes passed, the black haired man now sits in an alleyway waiting for his clothes to dry
"Is this how my adventure is supposed to be cause none of this shit makes sense!" the black haired man yells
"This is a different world's summons, right!? Where's my protagonist power and powerful party! Damn!"
The black haired man proceeds to pull out a device from his pocket
"Looks like my cell phone still works…but there's no point in even having it now! And I don't even have any gear with me, if you're gonna send a special kid like me to your world you'd better overhaul your crappy welfare program! Start me off with a demon's blade or a magic cloak!"
"Besides if I was transported all this way, why was I even chosen for this task, a person like me being taken here doesn't make much sense"
three men begin walking towards the black haired man
"Oh? Could you guys be the party I was looking for? It's been a rough first 30 minutes, what took you so long?"
The black haired man notices their appearances
"A midget, a gaywad, and a fattie…" the black haired man quickly whispers to himself
"What are you going on and on about" the midget asks in a snarky manner
"If you don't wanna get hurt, cough up whatever you've got!" the gaywad says in a threatening manner as he grabs the black haired man
"Get the hell off me, I don't have anything for you street urchins to take!" the black haired man proclaims
A distant yell comes from the entrance of the alleyway, in enters a young blond girl with red eyes who looks to be in her early teens
"She'd look much prettier with blue eyes" the black haired man thought to himself
"Move it move it! Move it you guys, out of my way!" the nimble blonde girl yells
"Hey blondie, can you help me here!" the black haired man asks, still grabbed by the shirt
"Hm? Sorry dude, but I'm really busy and got to move, now live strong okay?" the blond girl says in a hurry
The blonde girl instantaneously kicks off the floor, jumping off the walls onto a roof and runs away
"What!? You little bitch where do you think you're going? You can't just leave me here!" the black haired man yells in a desperate plea
The three thugs stare in astonishment as the girl left the scene without breaking a sweat
"hah what a shame, seems like your little girlfriend left you all alone!" the fattie says
"So we're street urchins to yah huh?" the gaywad says
"Dah fuck, well now, it seems like im gonna have to fight my way out of this one, if I just believe in myself enough I could surprise attack them and come out of this fight unscathed, you can do this!" the black haired man thought to himself
"Yeah, that's right, you're just a pair of street urchiiiiiins-!" the black haired man yells, throwing his fist at the fattie
The black haired man punches hard and the fattie is knocked down, the black haired man quickly turns to kick the midget into the wall, knocking him out too
"Alright! I can do this, I can do this, just one more to go!" the black haired man says to himself, exhilarated to prove himself in combat
"My adrenaline is surging, I can do anything!" the black haired man says as he begins charging at the gaywad, ready to give the final blow when
Kllkhhkh, the sound of two daggers being revealed, coming from the gaywad
"Fuck!" the black haired man yells, quickly realizing the disadvantage he is in now
"What do I do, what do I do, what the hell do I do!?" the black haired man thinks to himself
The gaywad charges at him with his daggers and tries to slash the black haired man in the chest, the black haired man narrowly dodges the attack
"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" the black haired man thinks to himself as he continually dodges the daggers attacks
"So you think you can play games with us? well we'll see how you think of us once I leave your cold dead body on this ground!" the gaywad threatens to the black haired man as he continually tries to slash him
What the black haired man didn't notice is that behind him were the two thugs that he had beaten slowly rise up to get back in the fight
Klk
"wha-" the black haired man says in a confusing tone
The third thug behind the black haired man has just grabbed his arms in place and now waits for the second thug infront to finish the job
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is not how I end, this is NOT how I am supposed to end, this is far too early, far too fucking early!" the black haired man thinks to himself in a panic
"Ohhoho that scared look on your face is all the more worth it" the gaywad says as he begins to raise his blade, ready to strike the black haired man in the heart
This is it, this is how the black haired man was going to die, in an alleyway by three random thugs he thought he could win a fight against, what a fool, to throw his life away like that….or at least that's what he thought was going to happen when something rang out
"That's enough" a woman's voice says
The voice rang out from the entrance of the alleyway, there stood a young woman with silver hair and purple eyes, dressed in a white outfit
Author's note: now that was a kick and yes I will stop saying black haired man soon, I'll start
using their real names when Subaru and Emilia introduce themselves to each other.
I am set to write about this scenario until the end of arc 1 however long that may take and still haven't fully thought through how it'll end but I know for certain it won't end like in the canon route.
If you are annoyed by my shifting writing style and shitty grammar then I am sorry in advance, this is my first time writing an actual story afterall.
Just so you know I'm an improviser, also I may switch to character names being written in a script style.