Silmarillion: Before the Lost Land
Capter 1 Dawn Of Jusitice: How The Elf Hero Got Started
It was the first age and Elves had just bean inverted and made to bee and Harry the Elf or Harry was on of them cause he is an elf. Harry the Elf is a badass elf and he is look liek a young Steven Seagal and he is evan moar badass and knows warfare and is a master of akido and karate as wel as marksman shoter and swordsman. Harry the Elf is such a madass that noone meseses wit him.
Harry and his elf budys did many huting witch is his fav hobby and cause dears had not bean inverted back them Harry the Elf hunted dinaosors making him Harry the Elf the dinasore hunter.
Harry only killed diasors for fod cause he wanted to proctact the enviromanted and nature divesity make it so tere is nature and happy. But he new that the orcs were doing bad things and inslavaing them for Morgoths evil army and that is bad. Harry fort against evil orc and monstars in the forests wit his buddys and did good deeds. So kne day he was sea that teh orc were chaining up a diplodonkus but harry sayed "I dont think you wanna do that" and the orc seegent sayed "shut up elf our lord hath ordured us to chain out tese dinos" and Harry retorted "wrong answer" and Harry staped ne orcs neck and brok the over orce who carged at him arm and trew him into anotoer orc.
Than Harry kilered them rest wit his explsive tipped arrows that he inverted. This is cause Harry was killing Orcs wit waraxes and crossbow and tekbows but that decided he need fast way to killer orcs and discovered the explosive tip arrows that kill orcs fast.
Chapter 2 Sudden Rain: How Harry Mat His Beast Freind Andy
Harry had was hunting dinasores whent he sawed some orcs hanging around. So Harry walk up to them and Harry says "This is or hunting ground you shold be hear" so the orc leder tere is scared of Harry and says "hey man we no dont want any trubble" and Harry say "Well that too bad cause you just found it" and he snaps orc arm of and slaps him round the face wit it and us the arm to kil over orc and snaps an orc back and kil orcs with fire and explosive arows.
Than he that an elf who had just taken down a huge dinaosre was a motain was gonna fall on him and Harry was screamed "get out of da way" but teh other elf did not here him cause he was so prod of da epic kill and he was crushe. Than antoher elf screamed "he was mah twin bro" and Harry saided "it was case of that dark man Morgoth an evil that he dyed. The must face final vengence" and the other Elf said "das true" and he was name andy and they became god friends.
Chapter 3 When Harry Met Mandy: How Harry Met Mandy his Gilfeind
So Harry and Andy was the fighing Orcs and hunting dinasroes whent tere was the most beatfuly music and he followed it and tere was the pure hearted and good Mandy who was sining songs to the dinasores and evant evil dinasores leik the trex lisoned. Tham Harry arcohes her and says "morning m'lady" and she saw him and say "hello sir and why are you hear on tis lovly morning?" and he say "I am on a hunt with my beast freind andy and also killing evil orcs" and she say "wow you arrr brave hero" Than Harry and mandy felt in lvoe and whent on a date to the cave musem nd got a rock soiveneir wtich is sign of tere lvoe. He did well cause Mandy was consider to bee one of the most pure harted and pretty and good elves around.
Chapter 4: Reach of Seige: Morgoth does bad things
But Morgoths evil amys kept killering elves and good dinasores and making pepole sad. So thant the villaged elydar call a meating and sayeded "we must fight agains evil Morgoth" but why saided Andy "cause he is evil and does bad things" the eldae noted and Harry agre "he is bad man and must not be able to live anymoar" but Darkon say "no we should make ally wit him cayse he has lots of cool monstars and big armies and he is a total badass" but he was teh shot down by Barry who say "yeah mayb you want to change tose words before I make you eat them" and Dakon say "bring it on" but beofre Harrt blew him up or snaped his nek to village elder interinved and split the up.
then they blew up
Chapter 6 Ten After Power: The War Part 2
The valar had tasked Harry with a specal mison and that was to destroyed the Orc stonghold and stop moar evil. So Harry came with his good dinasore army and also elf army and Harry was flying on a teradactle and shoting attacks at orcs and killing them. Mandy was kill them with magic arroreds and Andy was using sords. Than the came to the orc base and it destroyed but the door flew off and killed ten elf solgers such is pric of war.
Than it was mission 2 and Harry the Elf travled the vally of the dinos and fort orcs that were hunting dinoroses ileilglly and Harry fort them and killed them with arrow. Than an orc chaged at him and he below ter leg of with an explosive tipped arrow. Than a big monstar cam up to him ans say "ha I am invisbile cause I work for morgoth" but Harry said "no your no" and riped the monstaers hart out.
Than went to the over Orcs base and whent blowing up orcs and over eivl things and that he came to the stronh hold and made it blow up.
Chapter 7: Midnight Piceces: The End Of The Dinasores
Harry was reading the elf newspaper and he herd bad news that the light trees had be mureder by Melkor and some spidar. "What a shame" sayed Harry but thant worse news form Andy "Morgoth is killing all the dinnorsoes" And Harry screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!1112"
So he ran out bit it was the too kate and Morgoth and murdring the dinasores and Mandy was screaming "NOOO! Stop it! They did nothing to you!" but Morgoth didnt not care ever and just luthed at all her creams as he killed the dinasores and there was no moare dinasores not unil the 10x age when humants were lern to clone diansoes make Jurassic Pacman but thant things whent bad again with the dinasore wars and but it got betar when mancind made mechas liek in Evangelion to herd dinoaorse in dino ranches.
Capter 8: Dangerous Siner: Dakon Turns Bad
That it was evant worse cause Mandy had a mazing garden that she made but Dakon was stoping on all teh flowers and cuting down al the plents and Mandy was saying "noo stop whying you doing this?" and Dakon sayed "cause I am evil now" and thant he ran away luthing leik and evil madman that hated good and loved evil.
Chapter 9: Sentacned Daylight: Dakon Does Evil And Becomes Teh Evilist Emproer
Dakon thatn fonded the first evil empire and mad evil beeings serve him but Morgoth had all the evil guys woking for him already so he visted his evil fortess and sayed "Morgoth I want to bee you ally and do evil things and make good pepole cry. I am making the evil empire and I am call evilest empoerer now can you hlp me pls" and Morgoth and his balrogs luthed at him "go away poser! if you an elf you cant be evil or gothic go and prance in you forests or I wil have kiled and served for diner" but Darkon didnot "I am too evil and I can prove" so Mogroth said "fin do some realy evil then and then maybe maybe"
So Dakon sent evil beings to atack the village. Thant Dakon whent ot the dark pit and met his on veson of Ungolant and this is the giant hornet queen who bred him an army of big gaint hornets to atack teh vilage.
Chapter ten: Assinins Of Powar: The Bad Things Hapen
Harry and Andy were going out to hunt dear now cause they had been inverted now that all dinasores ded and they has alo lenrt how to raise chickens. This was also the day whent Harry and Mandy were gonna get marryed and so Harry was goning on pre webbing hunt but that they gerd the attack horn liek in AOE2 cause the villge was being attacked. "We must save the village cause Morgoth wantes to destroy it" sayed Harry and Andy agred but thant Harry hard a "Help my Help me Help Mah" and he lokced up and it was Mandy and Dakon had her dangled over a clif but it wasnt realy her but a impresiv imertation cause Dakon had captured Mandy and used evil spel to turn Mandy pure evil made Mandy work for Dakon now cause he is good at being malaptive and he also uses amazing after shave.
"Ha ha Harry I am killing your girlfeind on her webing day and mah name is now the evilist empoer remember that name" he say and droped the fake Mandy of the Clif and Harry scream "NOOOOOO!1111" and his hart broke an five billion times. "Mandy is the dead" he thinked "and its all because of that dark man evilist empoer and the mad man Morgoth". Thant Eivlest Empeor shot Harry with a posion dark that wil make him dye.
Chapter 11: Exicutive Life: Start Of Evil Empire
So Evilist Empoer came back to Morgoth and sayed "I extermiated Harrys Elf tribe to the last number and posiend Harry so he is gonna dye and I truned his girlyfreind Mandy evil and made him think I killed her on their weding day. IS that evil enough?" and Morgoth say3d "so I herd impressive I dinnt think you had the silmarils to do it and that use of evil hornets was sothing. Ok you get your evil empire but you work for me now and your sole is mine" and evlist emporer say "wait wait I dint agree to that" and Mogroth luithed "you didnt read the small print did you" and evilest empor sawed that ther was smal print saying "I hereby sell my sole to Morgoth, Sauron and evil" and he sayed "Ahh son of a ... oh well at least I get to have my evil army and badass monsters" and Morgoth say "indeed now I comand you to go and invade more elves and convert them to evil. Do evil and mkae me proud". So Evilist Empoer went to do evil and get in Morgoths good books.
Chapter 12: Attack Relatation: The D-Heroes
Harry was dyng in the woods but his beast feind Andy surived the attack and came and savered Harry and took him to be heald in another Elf base wtich is seacrate one. Tere he was broght make to health and made stong again. Then a Elf Lord came ot speak with them "I herd of you deeds and we need al the men weve got! I am mking you part of a new sepical trianed ops called D-heores tasked with fighting evil. Harry agreed and so did Andy". So they were sent of first mison. They had saved a dinasore and Harry was sent ot fly into a enrmy base and destroy stuff.
To Be Countued...