Arceus yawned while stretching his llama like legs, the godly Pokemon shaking his head while overlooking the world of pocket monsters from his heavenly spot. "It's not the first Pokemon X and Y themed fanfiction since the author was beaten to the punch, and this was also posted a bit later than he may have wanted, but here it is, the first fanfic of Pokemon's Gen 6 females farting. And it all starts with Serena."
"Why are you telling us this?" Pikachu groaned while charging himself.
"Because it's funny." Arceus said upon randomly firing a Judgement attack since he was getting bored of not doing an attack even if randomly. "You see?"
"I don't think it's all that hilarious." Lucario added disgruntled. "In fact it just hampers in the fact that we're just added to this slop you call a fanfiction-"
"Well you don't know squat." Arceus interrupted in return while forming the image for the scene. "Now hush and enjoy the stinky story."
It was a weird coincidence to see Toadette farting sloppy toots, Meloetta farting tuba poots, and Braxien farting flames for they were all together in the Gamecube All Stars resting area from Melee, with the gassy girls all having quite an enjoyable time stinking things up.
"Peeyew; I think we might be going overboard with our methane!" Toadette playfully admitted in a giggling fit while fanning the stinky air. "I sure could use a diaper change!"
"Ooh! I like the sound of that!" Meloetta chimed with her hands on her growling stomach. "Just like I'm loving my brassy music!"
"Humph. You might know how to make quite the noise..." Braxien admitted with a smirk with her arms folded together, her flaming farts burning up the smooth green grass. "But I got the hottest bunch around!"
"Oh wait; I was suppose to showcase the actual human trainer?" Arceus chuckled while receiving weird glances for he proceeded to open up another warp portal showcasing a different scenario. "My mistake; guess that shows how shit she is. Well let's see her and, more importantly, all the other flatulent Pokegirls on this dump of a planet.
Serena was a fairly recent Pokemon Trainer, having already gotten four badges as she was on the look out for training spots to use her Pokemon. It was lightly raining, and Serena's stomach grumbled loudly much to the female trainer's dismay as she was intend on finding some Pokemon to battle, being in Lumiose City to see where to go, since she somehow lost her town map.
"All right, all I have to do is just find the map to see which route to go next." Serena declared to herself for she watched a Gogoat dash past her, shrugging as she shook her head. "Whatever. Anyway, let's see where to go next..."
Serena's stomach continued to grumble much to her embarrassment, getting some weird glances from random trainers walking right past her. Serena glared angrily at her stomach because she placed both of her hands on it with it not doing much to help since it was weird for anyone to talk back to their gut in public regardless of the grumbles it made.
"Will you can it!? I don't want to look like I'm some sort of weirdo!" Serena exclaimed angrily upon embarrassing herself in such a bizarre manner.
Her stomach didn't take the insult well, as it then caused Serena to fart, making her blush as her eyes widened.
"Oh come on! Now you're making me break wind!?" Serena exclaimed at herself as she placed her hands on her hips. "Don't do this to me! Seriously!"
She then farted louder than before, the girl blushing madder as people could hear her brassy poots from a mile away. She tucked her red hat forward over her blonde hair as she rushed into the Pokemon Center, desperately trying to hold in her bad gas, with her stomach intentionally causing a ruckus just to spite her.
"All right I'm already bored." Jigglypuff interrupted while having been summoned to sing to help the rowdy pocket monsters around her to snooze. "Can you throw in other farting Pokegirls?"
"I thought you'd never ask." Arceus laughed with his eyes shining. "Get ready to fall in love!"
And thus did we change to something much better.
It was quite a feat to be breaking wind within the middle of Goldenrod City, but Whitney was doing it so while stuffing herself with hamburgers for she couldn't help herself; even her white shorts had a brown stain on the back of them from her accidentally sharting about.
"Oof! I'm getting really carried away!" Whitney admitted while burping in tune with her flatulence. "But I just got so hungry, I can't help myself! I just really need to-"
Suddenly the entire city shook from a loud flatus noise but it wasn't Whitney who did that; turns out that Erika was responsible for that present future of passing gas for she took a visit to the metropolis to see what its department store was like giving that her home city had 1 as well.
"Goodness; I didn't think I would be like this even after leaving Celadon!" Erika giggled while fanning away her methane for she had flashbacks to her ripping ass in the city of Celadon. "Guess I am fitted to be a grass type gym leader."
"Hey I remember seeing you while at the train station!" Whitney exclaimed while stuffing away her burgers in the cardboard bag, dashing to her fellow flatulent female while burping her words. "Care to have a gas off with me?"
Erika began blushing a crimson red for she felt embarrassed yet turned on by this prospect of farting with another gassy girl. "Well if you insist..."
So much to the happiness of most of the population of people and Pokemon, they were treated to watching Whitney and Erika fart by the Goldenrod Radio Tower, who in turn began broadcasting their farts across the air across the entire region. Erika was quite surprise at the mess she made within her smelly dress, but Whitney didn't mind for she always loved any excuse to go out and buy new clothing to replace her old one, and if nothing else it meant that getting out of the gym allowed her room to breathe in her methane musk better! Of course that wasn't the only stinky presence emitted from a smelly girl in the biggest city in the Johto region for nearby was a sporty gal suffering from quite the bad gas:
"Aww geeze I can't stop farting!" Casey exclaimed in disbelief since she was wearing her noticeable yellow colored black striped baseball shirt with her hands on her growling stomach since she was making such a stink in her white shorts that now had to get washed due to being smeared in the back by her embarrassingly stained sharting. "Oh I knew it wasn't a good idea to overeat on those yummy snacks at the baseball game earlier, now everyone is gonna smell me and laugh while saying I stink!"
Pokemon's Farting Hilda farted a pungent poot that shook the entire city of Castelia in the Unova region and fanned the rotten eggy air. "Peeyew! I really smell bad!"
"Ooh I could smell that from a mile away!" Exclaimed the 1 and only Pokemon's Farting Bianca since she dashed towards her best fart friend while ripping ass herself in her brown stained white dress. "I knew I couldn't have lost you from back there!"
"You certainly know how to make the streets reek." N laughed for he had 1 of his hands over his face due to feeling his green hair blowing from all the flatus in the sky with an air biscuit making its way through his pants.
"Honestly I'd complain..." Iris started while she allowed several toots to go right through her. "...but then I wouldn't be able to join in the farty fun!"
"Why is it that I always end up pooping my pants when I'm with you?" Hilbert laughed in a rather embarrassed matter for he could feel the smears on the back of his fart filled jeans with all the humans continuing to fart while the Pokemon were wise to stay a neat distance by the towering skyscrapers overlooking the harbor.
