Episode 1: Welp, Here We go Again
Oh boy! It's that time again. Here's season 2, just like you all waited for. More challenges and competitors than last time! Who knows what the future has in store for these guys.
Quick disclaimer: I own none of the series represented in this story. This is for fun only. Also, the age rating is still T, due to certain characters we have. Rated that way for violence, swearing, dirty jokes, cringey jokes, fourth wall breaks, and memeing. You have been warned.
I'm also going to assume that those of you reading this have already read my previous work, Total Drama Infinite, and are well acquainted with many of the characters. If you haven't already, I suggest checking that out before reading this.
As this is a World Tour-esque season, there's gonna be singing. Most songs will be original works, and a few familiar ones with some tweaks. All singing will be in italicized script. For example
Singer's Name: Song lyrics
I'm not a songwriter, so bear with me on that end.
Please keep in mind that in this, around 6-8 months have passed since the last season. Some of the veterans have been through some crazy stuff during this time, yet some of them made time to visit each other and hang out. Not to mention there were other things that happened in between. It'll make sense later.
I think I covered just about everything. Now, ladies and gents, I present to you Total Drama Infinite 2!
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We open up outside the entrance of an airport. Our familiar host, Chris, was standing in the middle of a road meant for planes and shuttles to load and unload passengers. The host walked into frame, and wasting no time, got the ball rolling.
"Long time no see, viewers! Last season on Total Drama Infinite, we brought together twenty-six eager characters from all walks of fiction for a chance at one million dollars. Friendships were formed, wills were tested, and of course, the drama was overflowing. But in the end, only one prevailed. Starting as a timid, but kind mage, Wendy progressed and proved she was a force to be reckoned with. In our finale, she won against Edward, and won the million dollars. Now, months have passed since then. Some went back to their regular lives, while others hung out with the new friends they made."
"But now that relaxation time has come to an end. We've chosen fifteen previous competitors from last season to return for another shot at money and fame. But they won't be alone this time. To keep things fresh, we've got fifteen newbies who are also going to join in on the fun. Thirty competitors will go all around the world for another million dollars. Who will they be? Where will they go? And who's gonna win it all? Time for you to find out on the exciting premiere of Total Drama Infinite 2!"
Cue intro (at least how it goes this time)
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind.
The jumbo jet was seen flying through the sky as the camera transitioned to some underground catacombs. Holding a torch for light, Kiryu is leading Glass Joe, Meggy, and Max through the tunnel as a mummy comes out, scaring everyone but Kiryu and Max.
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer's plain to see.
The mummy reveals itself to be Deadpool pulling a prank. Kiryu furiously uppercuts the merc. He flies through the ground and high in the sky. Flying by, Starscream and Wendy (using Carla to help her fly) notice Deadpool flying up, and falling back down.
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Deadpool crashes through the roof of a French cafe, where Katakuri and Charlie were sitting together, eating pastries. Nearby, Miu and Aqua were arguing with each other. Katakuri was getting annoyed with their bickering, and shoots them a death glare. This scared the girls, and immediately shut them up.
I wanna live close to the sun.
Up on a rocky cliff in Australia, Spinel stretches her arm down and pulls Mae up.
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won.
A car zooms by them, and JFK is behind the wheel, laughing like a madman, while Edgeworth and Sora were sitting in the passenger seats, fearing for their lives.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way.
Iida is racing the car, using his quirk to match the car in speed As it drives by, Waluigi is seen suspiciously whistling, and Isabelle is nearby making ticks off a checklist. Waluigi sticks his foot out, and in cartoon fashion, the car tips over and falls on top of Isabelle. Tatsumaki is nearby, and uses her psychic powers to lift the car off of her.
I'll get there one day
Reg and 18 sat on a lab table with Rick and Dr. Coyle observing them. When Coyle poked Reg's belly, he got scared, and fired out a blast of light, almost taking Rick's head off.
Cause I wanna be famous!
On Broadway, Tari and Edward were performing a show, while Cinder aided in it by begrudgingly making a fire light show. Terry drops down and finishes the performance by punching the ground, making a big Power Geyser.
Na na na na na naaaaaa! Na na na naaaa! Na na na na na na!
Susie and Harley walk in slow motion down an urban road as a building behind them explodes. The two look up and see the plane flying above them.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Everyone was shown standing on top of the plane, singing while in pyramid formation. Katakuri was up top with Wendy and Carla sitting atop his shoulder. Miu and Coyle glared at each other. Glass Joe was at the bottom corner, singing until a bird crashed into him at high speed, knocking him down, and therefore, everyone falls off the plane and plummets towards the ground.
*whistles*
Everyone parachuted down except for Deadpool, Joe, and Aqua. The intro ends as everyone lands safely on the ground, except for those three, who faceplant. The logo is shown, wrapping it up.
End intro
Moving along, we see the outside of a storage warehouse. The doors to it open up, and emerging from it was the plane for this season. It looked basically identical to the previous one. Just as big, and still looking pretty run down.
"And here, we have our mode of transportation this season." Chris said. "After the last one was blown up, we did manage to get a new one. But make no mistake. It may be new, but it's just the same as the old one."
"And right on time!" He said as he checked his watch. "Our competitors should be showing up any minute now. And none of them know who's returning and who's not."
He then sees someone flying down (Like hell this person would use a car or taxi to get there)
"Ah, speak of the devil."
The first arrival was a familiar blue haired young mage. But this time, there was someone else with her. This person, or in this case, was a small white cat, wearing a red and yellow top, pink skirt, and wearing a pink bow near the end of her tail. Wendy walks over to Chris, but her clumsiness causes her to trip over basically nothing.
"Ow…" Wendy groaned as she was getting back up and dusting herself off.
"Honestly, child." The cat huffed. "You should pay more attention to where you're going."
"I'm sorry. I can't help it, sometimes."
"I swear, you'll drive me to catnip."
"Everyone, please welcome last season's winner, Wendy Marvell!" Chris announced.
"Man, do I really have to compete again?" Wendy asked. "I won last time."
"Deal with it. The viewers voted, and you ranked second out of everyone else."
"I did?"
Before he could answer, Chris noticed the small cat standing by her side. And he didn't look too pleased about it."What's this? I don't allow pets on my show."
"Pet?!" The cat exclaimed. "PET?! I'll have you know I am Wendy's guardian! Since I wasn't able to look after her last season, I'm not making the same mistake!"
"Carla's not a pet." Wendy explained. "She's an Exceed. And my closest friend. Please don't send her away after we flew all this way to get here. She doesn't cause problems. Please?"
Chris gave an exasperated sigh. "Alright, fine. As long as no one else has any cat allergies, it's fine. She's your responsibility. This season, you're a two in one package."
"Thank you so much." Wendy said, as Carla was grumbling about the whole "Pet" thing. "Wait, you said I placed second, right? Then who got first?"
"That would be me."
Everyone jumped with surprise as they saw Deadpool pop up out of nowhere.
"Whoa! You sure came from nowhere!" Wendy exclaimed.
Chris just facepalmed. "Deadpool, why didn't you wait for your introduction?"
"Look, Chris." Deadpool said casually. "This is me we're talking about. Do I look like the kind of guy who waits patiently for his introduction? All the readers know I ranked first, so I figured I'd get it over with and give them what they came here for. And on that NOTE, HELLO EVERYBODY! GUESS WHOS BACK?! BACK AGAIN!"
"Well, it's really nice to see you again, Deadpool." Wendy said.
"Same to you, Wendy. Hope life has been treating you well." Deadpool replied. "And what a cute little kitty cat you have."
"And what a complete nutcase you are." Carla replied bitterly. "I watched the last season, and I know you are a very zany individual."
"Whoa! It talks?!"
Before this could escalate any further, a taxi drove by, introducing another returnee. This one was a man with clean cut dark gray hair, and wearing a red suit.
"Glad to have you returning, Edgeworth." Chris said.
"I don't know about "glad."" Edgeworth said. "Your contract made it impossible for me to refuse." The prosecutor looks over to see Deadpool and Wendy. "But I am glad to see some familiar faces."
Edgeworth walks over to the others as they greet them.
"Yo! How have you been, Edgy?!" Deadpool asked.
"Please don't call me that. I only allow certain people to call me that. Sigh. I see you haven't changed one bit."
"And I don't plan to."
Another taxi pulled up, and so did another veteran. This was a familiar teen who was a purple monster. Still dressed in her black vest, dark boots, spiked bracelets, and her oversized battle axe.
"Yep. Susie's back in action."
"Heh heh. What's up, chumps?" Susie said. "Long time no see."
"I can see you've been well." Chris said.
"Hey, if it means putting up with you again, then I'm willing to go for another shot at that fat cash."
Susie walked over to the rest of the group as the next competitor arrived. A familiar woman glared at her competition. With a dark eye patch over her eye, black tank top covered by a shoulder cape, knee high boots, and glove concealing her left arm.
"Welcome back, Cinder."
"Hmph. I'd say it's nice to see you all again, but I'd hate to be called a liar." Cinder snarked.
"And yet another person who hasn't changed." Edgeworth said.
"At least tell me DIO is not back." Wendy hoped.
"Funny you should say that," Cinder said, "I haven't heard much from him these past few months."
"Hmm. That's weird." Deadpool said. "But as long as he's not coming back, then I don't care."
As soon as he said this, another taxi dropped off another veteran. This time, it was a man who seemed to have grown a little bit since last they saw him. (Though not as much as it could) With his red coat, blonde hair now tied in a ponytail, and prosthetic arm, he was a sight for sore eyes.
"Edward Elric makes his amazing return!"
"Glad to see you again, Ed." Deadpool said. "And it's nice to see you grew a little bit."
"Eh, it's no biggie." Edward said. "I've been preparing myself a lot since last time, and there's no way I'm going down that easily."
"Just because you made runner-up last time doesn't give you the right to act so cocky." Susie pointed out.
"Actually, it kind of does." Deadpool said. "If he made it that far, he obviously did something right."
"It's no big deal." Edward reassured. "I mean, Wendy won last time, so she did better than me."
"I mean, I just tried my best is all." Wendy said, trying her best to be humble.
As Ed joins the others, another veteran arrives, only this didn't need a ride. A familiar blonde android lands and joins the others.
"Welcome back, 18."
"Let's skip the formalities." 18 told him. "I'm only back for that money. No more, no less."
"Seems like someone's still upset about being cheated out of the money." Chris snickered.
"That wasn't my fault." 18 said. "I couldn't control what that jerk did. I've got my eyes on the prize, and nothing else. This time, it'll be different."
"Glad to see some people dead set on the competition. Ah, here comes the next challenger."
Hearing the familiar sound of clanking spurs, Wendy smiled as soon as she saw who was next. A sixteen foot tall crimson haired pirate dressed in black leather, with a fanged mouth stitched up to his cheeks walked up to everyone.
"You were going to say "Please welcome back fan favorite, Charlotte Katakuri!"" Katakuri said with glowing eyes.
"Please welcome back fan favorite, Charlotte Katakuri!" Chris said, before he realized what just happened. "Dude, would you please quit doing that?"
"Good to see you all, again." Katakuri said. "Everyone ready for round two?"
"Katakuri!" Wendy ran up to him and gave her big brother figure a hug. "It's so good to see you again!"
The pirate keeled down to hug her back. "Hey, it hasn't been that long, kid."
This was true. Out of everyone else, Katakuri traveled the most to his friends' worlds. He visited Charlie and Wendy plenty, even helping the latter out on quests and meeting her guild. He was one of the few people who wasn't scared if a certain scary, armored figure. (Plus the big guy needed to get away from all the constant teasing the citizens of Totland back home gave him).
"Long time no see, Donuts." Deadpool said.
"Good to see you too, Wade." Katakuri chuckled, since Deadpool always called him that. Hey, as long as no one was calling him pelican eel, he'd take it.
"How about you quit catching up and focus on winning instead." A voice said.
Everyone looked to see a small petite woman with green hair and a black dress levitate down, making her grand entrance.
"Tatsumaki is back and ready to win!"
"You know, it's that attitude of yours that got you booted out early last time." Edgeworth pointed out.
Tatsumaki just gave a confident smirk. "That may be so, but this time it's different. I got a little carried away last time, but I won't make the same mistake twice. I'm not scared or threatened by any of you."
"Keep talking like that, and I'll make you feel threatened." Susie growled. She was getting irritated with how overconfident Tatsumaki was acting.
But before any more conflict could erupt, the next competitor arrived. A teen with spiky brown hair, but was now wearing a black v-neck t-shirt and black hooded jacket with red hemming. With him, he carried a blade in the shape of a key.
"After a long absence from the game, back by popular demand, please give it up for Sora!"
Sora waved at his fellow competitors. "Hey guys. Glad to be back. Kind of feels nice to be competing again."
"Figures, considering you didn't last long." Chris joked. "It was quite a shock to everyone.
"Yeah, I know I messed up last time." Sora said sheepishly. "But I'm gonna do my best to be a bigger help to my team. I want to put that behind me."
Taking a look at how many people were already there, Sora had a question. "Wait, how many of us are coming back?"
"Not everyone." Chris answered. "We only decided to bring back fifteen out of the original twenty-six of you."
And with that, everyone heard a loud "GUESS WHO?!" A feminine voice giggled as a familiar pink and stretchy humanoid stepped out. "Hello to all my friends!"
Deadpool immediately brightened up at seeing his fellow friend. "Spinel!"
The two friends run up and perform the overly complex and lengthy secret handshake they had.
"What do you know? Dumb and dumber reunited once again." Cinder said.
But Spinel wasn't bothered by this comment "Say what you want, but I'm back for some more fun!"
"You know it!" Deadpool said. "We're gonna take the game by storm this time!"
As the two friends were catching up, a green portal opened up, and an elderl, bitter looking man in a lab coat stepped out.
"Welcome back, Rick!"
"Not this guy again!" Edward groaned. "You seriously brought this guy back again?!"
Truth be told, most of them weren't super thrilled to have Rick return. Especially after he got plastered and almost killed everyone in a simulation.
"Can we trade him in for someone else like Geralt or Dororo?" Katakuri suggested.
"How nice it feels to be wanted." Rick snapped. "Look, dipshit, I didn't ask to come back, but I had no choice. So you're stuck with me, just as much as I'm stuck with this colorful cast of weirdos."
"Chris, are you seriously willing to let this man compete?" Edgeworth asked. "I mean, don't you remember what he did?"
"I may not like what he did, but the fans have spoken." Chris said. "Guess they can't get enough of him. A guy like that equals ratings."
As much as they didn't like it, they were stuck with him. After that, the next taxi came, and Ed and Katakuri smiled as they saw that it dropped off two familiar ladies. One, a pure white skinned demon with blonde hair and a pink tuxedo. Next to her, was a blue haired woman with a prosthetic left arm, still wearing her blue hoodie, and sandals.
"Please welcome back the strong ladies Charlie and Tari!"
Tari spots Ed in the crowd, and rushes up to him.
"It's so great to see you again." Tari said as they were hugging. "It's been so long."
"Yeah, it feels like it's been forever." Edward said.
For the two of them, it was much harder for them to see each other due to some stuff Tari was going through back home. Ed's visits were far and few between. It was still great when they found time for each other.
"Well, it may have been long for some of us, but I'm happy for you two." Charlie said. The demon turns to Katakuri. "And I'm glad for us as well. Just don't get mad if I win against you." She said teasingly.
"I accept the challenge." Katakuri said jokingly. "I hope you know I knew you were gonna say that."
"And on that note, we have just one returning competitor left." Chris said.
And so it was. One last taxi dropped off one more competitor. A skinny, frail looking French man wearing white shorts and red boxing gloves.
"And last but not least, let's welcome back our last veteran, fresh me- I mean Glass Joe!"
"Bonjour, everyone." Joe said, bowing to his competition. "I'm ready to go for round two. Even though in my fights, I never get to round two. But I'm determined to win this time."
"I like your determination, French press." Susie said. "You've got that going for you. But you need more than that to win this show."
"That's why I've come prepared." Joe pulls out some red headgear and puts it on. "I've trained for this. I'm ready this time.
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Susie was seen sitting in a small plane bathroom.
"That poor, poor, sap." Susie said. "This season's going to eat him alive." Susie then looks around the room. "God, it stinks in here. Does Chris really have to make confessionals out of bathrooms? I mean, I could do better."
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"You know what?" Spinel said. "I like this group. And no DIO in sight. That's a huge plus!"
"Maybe now we can have a fair competition." Wendy said.
"I don't know about that." Carla said. "Given what many of these other people can do, you still have your work cut out for you."
"The cat's right, you know." Chris said. "Because we're doing something different this season. I realized that the fifteen of you just isn't quite enough to make a good season. That's why I'm throwing in fifteen newbies to boot."
This surprised and excited most of them.
"We're getting some new guys?" Spinel asked.
"That's right."
"Well then, might as well meet these guys." 18 said. "Hope they're some good competition."
"Well get used to them, because they're quite an interesting bunch. Here comes our first new arrival."
A taxi drives by and drops off the first newbie. This person appeared to be a young and short girl. She had orange hair, and wore a white t-shirt, dark gray shorts, brown boots, and a red beanie and headphones adorned on her head.
"Everyone, this is Meggy Spletzer. Former Inkling, and now defender of justice from a world that is over saturated with memes. Meggy, go say hello to your fellow competitors."
Meggy nodded and walked over to meet her competition. But Deadpool rushed over to her.
"Very nice to meet you, Meggy! I'm Deadpool!"
Meggy looked a little nervous with how he approached her and didn't know what to do. "Um…. uh…. hi, I guess. Nice to meet you."
Katakuri was immediately pulling Deadpool away. "Deadpool, quit scaring the new girl. Sorry, he's a wacky one."
"It's fine." Meggy reassured. "I'm used to weird and crazy. "Trust me. He's no Mario."
Meggy got a good look at the competition, but her eyes went wide at the sight of one of them. "Wait a minute?! Tari?!"
Tari was a bit confused. "Huh?"
CRACK!
Before she could react, Meggy was crushing Tari in a massive hug.
"I didn't know you were on this show, too! Good to see you here!"
Tari was confused. She didn't know this girl. She tried to tell her she didn't know who she was talking about, but was currently having her spine crushed. "I...d-don't know….you! I've never…. met you! Please let me… go! You're crushing me!"
"Let the girl go!" Cinder said. "It's obvious she doesn't know you!"
Hearing this, Meggy lets Tari go, and gets a better look at her. "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry about the misunderstanding! You just look like a friend of mine."
Tari was trying to catch her breath, but was willing to forgive her for an honest mistake. "It's fine. We all make mistakes. Who is your friend, anyway?"
"Her name's Tari. She's one of my closest friends."
Now this was even more shocking. "But…. that's my name! And I've never met you before."
"Could you describe her a little more?" Edward asked.
"Yeah. She looks a lot like you, has a metal arm that looks a lot like yours, is pretty shy and loves video games and rubber ducks."
If Tari could, her jaw would hit the ground. That's basically the same as how she is.
"Yep. That's her, alright."
"Though you do look a little taller than her." Meggy continued.
"So…. there's another…. me?"
"It would appear so." Deadpool said. "Must be multiverse logic. I mean, we all come from different worlds, and I know there's many different versions of me. Don't be surprised if you find out there's another you."
"I think you two would get along great." Meggy said. "Anyway, I'm sorry I made an awkward first impression. I hope we can start over and be friends."
Tari gave this girl a smile. "Sure."
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"Another "me" out there, huh?" Tari wondered. "Now that I think about it, I might actually want to meet her someday."
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As some of them were getting to know Meggy, the next newcomer arrived. This guy was a man with a muscular build and a serious expression on his face. He had black hair and a little bit of a goatee. He wore a light grey blazer and matching suit pants, a maroon shirt, and shoes and a belt with a white snakeskin pattern. Not to mention this guy had a bit of blood on his fist and face.
"Say hello to the tough as nails yakuza, Kazuma Kiryu."
"You can just call me Kiryu." He said. "I'm an associate of the Dojima clan. Good to meet you all."
"Kazuma Kiryu?" Edgeworth said to himself. "That name sounds vaguely familiar."
"Um…. what's a yakuza?" Spinel asked.
"Basically, it's the Japanese equivalent to the mafia." Charlie informs.
"If that's the case, then this guy is bad news." Tatsumaki said.
"I don't mean anyone any harm." Kiryu explained. "As long as you're a decent guy, that is. Just know that I'm still a yakuza at heart. If you don't piss me off, I won't mess with you."
"Um, what's with all that blood on you?!" Joe asked nervously.
"I got in a fight on the way here." Kiryu explained. "Some punks were picking on a defenseless dog, so I picked on them."
"How noble." Katakuri said. Though this guy was a tough yakuza who lets his fists do the talking, he seemed like he had a strict code of honor. Just like him. Maybe he's a good guy after all.
(Not to mention these guys don't know that Kiryu runs an orphanage)
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"How can someone look so cool, and yet so terrifying at the same time?" Joe asked himself. "Remind me not to get on his bad side. Or the receiving end of his fist."
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As Kiryu took his spot along with everyone else, another newcomer arrived. Only this one emerged from a heavenly flash of light. Emerging from it was a woman with a slim figure. Her waist long blue hair was partially tied into a loop with a hair clip shaped like a water molecule. She wore a dress with a blue color scheme, detached white sleeves, a dangerously short miniskirt, and thigh high boots.
"Please welcome the goddess of water, and arch priest of the most pathetic party of adventurers, Aqua!"
"Yes, that is correct." She said. "I am Aqua, a goddess of water, and worshipped by the Axis Order."
"That was some entrance, though." Sora remarked. "Quite fitting for a goddess.
"Hold on!" 18 said. "Did you say she's a goddess? How is that even fair? As a matter of fact, what is a deity even doing on this show?"
"While you may be right," Chris said, "I wouldn't get worried. She's not all that strong or smart. Some might prefer to call her….useless."
Aqua felt offended by this comment. "Hey! I'll have you know that none of that is true!" She cried in a really loud and whiny tone. "I'm all of those things you said I wasn't! I'll show you! You guys would be lucky to have me on your team!"
"You know, for a goddess, she seems kind of…. whiny." Edward whispered to Tari.
The gamer nodded in agreement. "Not to mention she seems to think very highly of herself."
Before Aqua could join the others, the goddess was surprised to see Spinel stretching her head out to inspect her.
"Umm….. can I help you?!" Aqua asked.
The gem kept wrapping her head round and round, looking at her with curiosity.
"You look familiar." Spinel said. "I feel like I've seen you before."
"I have never met you in my entire life." Aqua said. "So keep your distance from me, because you're really weirding me out."
"I think it's one of those alternate universe things." Deadpool whispered to Spinel. I mean, if there was another Tari, there could be another of her. Or him. Or anyone.
As Aqua went to join everyone else, her eyes went wide with disgust as soon as she laid eyes on Charlie.
"Stand back everyone!" Aqua ordered. She raised her fist and it began to glow with heavenly energy. "I'm going to exorcise this evil demon! All undead minions of the underworld must be vanquished. Taste my God Blow!"
Before she could do any of that, someone stepped in front of Charlie to block her.
"Hey! What's the big idea?!"
Looking up, she saw a man guarding her. A really tall, muscular man, glaring at her. This man's fangs, stitched up mouth, and piercing crimson eyes immediately terrified the goddess. Black sparks were crackling from Katakuri's body as this happened, adding to the intimidation.
"I don't care if you got issues with demons," Katakuri said with a guttural growl in his voice. "But Charlie is as nice as a demon as they come. And if you so much as lay a finger on her…. then I'm going to make your little goddess butt bow down to me! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
Quickly nodding, Aqua quickly backs away from this mountain of a man.
"Hey, thanks." Charlie said. "As much as I love it when you get protective like that, I think that was a little too much."
"It doesn't matter." Katakuri said. "Even though we just met, I already don't like her."
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"Hmph." Aqua huffed. "Who does that giant freak think he is, talking to me like that! I could easily of taken him on. I just….. need to conserve my energy for the game. Yeah, that's it."
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"That girl is annoying." Katakuri said, having to hunch over in the bathroom due to his immense size. "I hope and pray she's not on my team."
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With this, the next newcomer made his introduction. Everyone was hit with a big gust of wind as he ran up to everyone. And by ran, I mean RAN SUPER FAST! Hitting the brakes, so to speak, everyone gets a good look at this new guy. He appeared to be a relatively tall and muscular teen. His attire consisted of a school uniform: A gray button up shirt, white undershirt shirt, black pants, and a red tie. He had short, dark blue hair, rectangular glasses, and rather square eyes. Though he had a stern look on his face, he had the look of someone who's noble and disciplined.
"Please welcome Tenya Iida, a superhero in training from UA High."
"Hello." Iida said, introducing himself. But his tone was hyper, tense, and fast, and waving his arms up and down in an almost robotic fashion. "My name is Tenya Iida. It is an honor to be competing with you all. You all seem to be a worthy group of competitors, And I will make sure to be a help to all of my teammates. And I will also do my best to not bring shame to my family's name. I wish all of you the best of luck!"
"Dude, you need to calm down." Susie said. "No need to be all serious in front of us. Take a chill pill."
"Yeah, are you a robot?" Wendy asked. "Because you move a lot like one."
"M-my mistake." Iida said, bowing to everyone. "I'm just looking forward to this competition. I was just trying to be respectful."
"At least it's nice to see someone with a little tact." Katakuri said, looking over at Aqua as he said this.
"Chris said you're a hero in training, right?" Meggy asked. "That's so cool!"
Iida nodded. "That's right. UA is a prestigious high school training the next generation of heroes. I aspire to be one just like my brother was. Where I come from, most people are born with superhuman abilities called "quirks"."
"So what's yours, then?"
Before he could show them, someone shoved Iida out of the way. A loud, brash voice shouted "MOVE IT, YOU FUCKING NERD!"
And just like that, everyone met the next new arrival. This one was a teenage girl, staring at everyone with a look of indifference and determination. She had long strawberry blonde hair, had goggles on her head, and wore a pink school uniform and matching skirt. (Though not much coverage on her chest, exposing part of her…. huge breasts. There! I said it, okay?!). She wore black fingerless gloves, black heeled boots, and a black choker around her neck.
"Everyone, this is the Ultimate Inventor, Miu Iruma." Chris introduced.
"Damn straight!" Miu swears. "Though you forgot to add that I'm the fucking gorgeous girl genius that's gonna win this fucking game!"
This was probably the most odd newcomer they had seen all day. So brash, rude, and foul mouthed. Almost like someone else they know.
"This one has quite the rude and vulgar mouth on her." Aqua commented.
"Can we just get one normal new person today?!" Tatsumaki snapped.
"HAHAHAHAHA! What's wrong, you little doll?!" Miu said. The inventor then gestured to her chest. "Jealous that a titless bitch like you will never have amazing boobs like mine?!"
Upon seeing her enormous breasts, Wendy just sighed and looked at the ground in shame. The mage had always been very insecure about her chest size and feared she'd be forever flat.
"Excuse me!" Iida exclaimed, picking himself back up. "Miu, was it?! Please treat your fellow competitors with a lot more respect!"
"Don't be so tense, you fucking square!" She said. "Maybe a good look at this body will ease the tension once you have your next tug session. Maybe then you won't be so wound up like a toy car!"
The hero in training was completely appalled by how vulgar and rude she was acting. Surely, this was not how you make a good first impression.
"I mean it! Please refrain from acting inappropriately!"
The girl just cackles as she walked over to her fellow competitors. "Get used to it, dickcheese! Because I'm the smartest fucking genies around!"
At the mention of "smartest", Rick perked up at that. If there's one thing he believed no one could equal him in, it was his IQ.
"Excuse me, you little shit?!" Rick snapped. "Some nobody that comes from who knows where claims to be the smartest? Clearly, a heap of matter such as yourself should know that's impossible. The world is full of idiots that don't understand me. You may be some inventor, but I invent, transform, create, and destroy when I feel like it. Once you're the smartest, you realize nothing matters in the world. And you clearly do."
"Excuse me?!" Miu aggressively retorted. "You think I'm gonna listen to some crusty old geezer fucking talk down to me?! So you're some smart big shot?! Have you ever invented gadgets that allow you to do anything while you sleep?!"
"I'd stay clear of him if I were you." Spinel said. "One time, he got drunk in a virtual reality world and turned into a giant fire breathing dragon."
"Wait, really?!" Miu exclaimed. "That's fucking wicked. Maybe change the dragon to a laser blasting robot, and then you got a party!"
But what draws Miu's attention away from this is Katakuri. She was astounded by the man's size.
"Jesus Christ! Look at this huge fuck-"
"I've already dealt with one loud and obnoxious girl today!" Katakuri interrupted. Just like Aqua before her, Katakuri gave a stare that sent chills down her spine. "So SHUT UP!"
"Kyaaah!" Miu shrieked. Instead of the cocky and vulgar loudmouth she was a minute ago, she was now feeling a lot more meek and cowardly, showing another side of her personality. The inventor was shaking in her boots from fear. "C-chill out….I was just...t-trying to give you a c-compliment."
"Already, the drama is heating up!" Chris remarked. "Now, let's meet our next challenger."
And so he did. A truck was driving by and someone hopped off it. Obviously, hitchhiking. The next competitor had a white bag filled with all of his belongings slung over his back. This arrival was a muscular man with a cheerful, carefree disposition. A man who was no stranger to a competition or crossovers. He had long blonde hair that was tied back in a low ponytail. He wore a torn white shirt, and a red denim vest with a white star on the back. He wore blue jeans, high top sneakers, fingerless gloves, and a red baseball cap with the words "Fatal Fury" engraved on it.
"Please welcome Southtown's hero, the Hungry Wolf, and regular competitor in KOF, Terry Bogard!"
The street brawler walks up to Chris with a cheery attitude.
"Yo, Terry!" Chris asked. "How you feeling, my man?"
Terry just gave thumbs up, and gave a hearty "OKAY!"
Terry turns to look at his competition. "What's going on? Terry Bogard's the name, and fighting is my game! Speaking of which, you guys look like a tough bunch. I might just have my work cut out for me!"
"You do seem tough." Kiryu said. "I hope you'll be a challenge as well."
Terry chuckled. "Man, you guys are bringing out the wolf in me. Maybe one of you could spar with me, and I'll treat ya to some drinks afterwards."
At the mention of drinks, Aqua immediately perked up. If there's one thing she couldn't resist, it was booze. "I'll take you up on that offer! I just hope you can keep up with me."
"Well, aren't you an interesting gal." Terry remarked. "Let's do that. I can't wait to get this game started. Let's make this season super!"
Terry joins the group, and throws high fives all around. Clearly, they liked this guy better than most of the newcomers. He seemed the closest to normal.
"Now this seems like a fun guy I can party with!" Deadpool said. "The name's Deadpool."
"Yeah, I know that. I watched the show. I was rooting for ya."
"I don't know." Miu said. "He looks like a goddamn hobo."
"Heh, I get that a lot."
Another taxi arrived, and everyone was treated to another newbie. This one was an anthropomorphic cat with dark fur. She had a tuft of fading red hair on her head. She wore an orange shirt with a zero slashed on it, red sleeves, dark pants, and bottle green boots. And she had this detached look on her face as she took a look at her surroundings. Almost as if she was distanced from reality. Where Terry looked very high spirited, hers was the opposite.
"Please welcome this college dropout who's hoping to turn her life around, from the quiet little town of Possum Springs. Give it up for Mae Borowski!"
Mae just sighed. "Don't forget I'm just a total trash mammal." She said.
"Now what kind of a first impression is that?" Carla asked. "Is something wrong with her?"
"No, that's just how I am." Mae said. She then got a good look at this new group of people. Most of the time, people seemed like just shapes to her, but now she witnessed a group of people of different colors, sizes, and designs. "So like, is this…. the rest of my competition?"
"Not everyone's here yet, but yeah, these are the guys." Chris told her.
"Huh. Cool, I guess."
As Mae joins the others, she pulls out a notebook and begins to draw some doodles in it.
"Forgive me for asking, but watcha drawing?" Spinel asks Mae. Mae turned to see a head stretched out, looking over her shoulder.
"O-oh…." Mae said. "It's….a journal of mine. So like, it helps me with some...issues."
"Oh. Well, I won't press any further. Sorry."
Mae gave a slight smile. Hey, you do you."
A minute later, another taxi arrived. The next new contestant strutted over out with a flair of confidence and cockiness. This guy had tall, full brown hair, and a sort of muscular physique. He wore a red, long sleeve polo shirt with a white stripe, very tight khaki pants, and brown loafers. His eyes were slanted and arc shaped.
"All the way from Clone High, give it up for the genetic clone of this famous US president, it's JFK!"
(Note: JFK has a certain accent when he speaks, but I should be able to pull off his dialogue)
"I-er-uh, am honored to be here, Mr. Host Man." JFK said. "Everyone get a look at the soon to be winner of that sweet cash."
"Wait, this guy's a clone of a famous president?!" Charlie asked. That's quite interesting."
"Choosing this guy for the memes, huh MemeKing?" Deadpool said out of nowhere.
"Hark!" JFK exclaimed as he got a good look at many of the female contestants. "My Kennedy senses are detecting, SOME FRESH TAIL! What would one of you broads say to playing a little one on one with me?""
The macho womanizing stud gives the females a wink, causing most of them to recoil in disgust and back away slowly.
"Listen up pal!" Edward challenged. Clearly, he didn't like this guy trying to hit on his girlfriend not even a minute after arriving. He was gonna lay down the law right then and there. "Don't go trying to pick up someone else's girl!"
JFK gave an arrogant laugh. "Tough words, coming from a pipsqueak like you. So, er-uh, what would these broads see in a tart muncher like you anyway?!"
Before Ed could give this arrogant punk a beatdown, Tari stepped forward.
"I think he's fine, thank you very much." Tari calmly interjected.
"Hey, whatever you're uh, into, missy."
"I'm pretty sure this is not how the original JFK was." Kiryu said.
"I always heard he was a caring and inspiring leader." Edgeworth pointed out.
"Now he's a womanizing simp." Deadpool joked.
"So if he's like the original JFK, then I guess the government will kill him off and cover it up." Rick said.
"I don't know what that word means, funny red suit guy," JFK said, "But I'll take the compliment."
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"I'll just give them some time." JFK said. "But everyone likes me, and no woman can resist this man candy. Once I win that money, then no one would refuse me. Well, uh, on top of my good looks."
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"Out of every new guy we've met today, I'm really not too thrilled about this JFK guy." Edward said bitterly.
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The next newbie made her debut, and she was not what they were expecting. She had very white skin and red lipstick. This woman wore a pretty revealing top and short shorts with a half and half red and black design. Her blonde hair was styled into twin tails, with the tips dyed pink and blue. With her, she carried a red and black metal baseball bat. The way she dressed got a few of the guys staring for longer than they should've.
"All the way from Gotham City, we have the former psychiatrist turned hyper psychotic violent villain starting up her own criminal empire, and has proven she doesn't need the Joker to do so! Give it up for Harley Quinn!"
(Please know that this is the version of her from her own animated series)
"What's up, bitches?" Harley said, pointing her bat at everyone. "I hope all of you are ready. Let me just tell you all up front that we're not gonna have any problems as long as none of you fuck with me."
"Finally, a worthy opponent!" Deadpool exclaimed. "Marvel vs DC. Our battle will be legendary!"
"Stuff it, Dumb-pool!" Harley said. "You wanna go right now?!"
"Alright, that's enough, you two." Chris told them "As much as I love the drama and rivalry, save it for when the game really starts."
"Whatever." Harley said. "As long as there's still the chance to cause some mayhem later, then I can compromise."
"Mr. McLean, I have a question." Iida asked, raising his hand. "Is it really a good idea to have a supervillain on this show?"
"It's fine." Chris said. "Besides, Katakuri is also a wanted criminal, and no one has problems with him."
"I still think we should keep our distance, if she's that violent." Mae said. "Though I'm one to talk."
"I mean, if she's strutting around dressed like whore, then it can't be fucking bad." Miu said."
Despite other people being cautious of Harley, one person was fascinated with her. That person was Susie.
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"She just screams awesome!" Susie exclaimed. "A tough chick who loves violence and mayhem?! I have so much to learn! Definitely the coolest person out of this bunch!"
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"Hey, let me just be the one to say, you rock." Susie said.
"Huh?" Harley looked over at Susie. "Thanks, I guess. Nice to have a fan."
The next competitor arrived a minute later. This time, it appeared to be a young boy, no older than ten. He had poofy black hair and sunshade skin. He wore a yellow shirt, blue hoodie, blue jeans, and red shoes. He had a very jaded look on his face, almost as if he didn't really want to be there.
"He may be a kid, but he's a cynical jerk if we've ever met one, say hello to Max."
"It takes one to know one, you asshole." Max said in a calm yet venomous tone. "Let me just state that I already hate it here, and I'm only here because I want that money. So I don't care what you all think."
As Max joined the others, most of them take a step back, mostly disturbed by this asshole of a child.
"Kids these days." Kiryu muttered.
"Tell me about it." Aqua added. "But I ain't scared of a brat like him."
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"Guess I'm already keeping them on their toes." Max said. "I may not be some superhuman or have gone through some of the stuff they have, but I know I'm more than capable. They got another thing coming, that's for sure, if they know what's good for them. Already, this show sucks ass."
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Five minutes had passed, and the next newbie still hadn't shown up.
Chris looked at his watch impatiently. "What's taking her so long?"
Suddenly, he heard a voice behind him.
"Is now as good as a time to make my debut?"
The host jumped in place as an invisible figure materialized behind him. This time, it was a woman levitating a little bit off the ground. She had green hair that covered her right eye, and wore a black and purple mask on, and matching lipstick. She had a black and green shirt, silver pants, and black high heeled stiletto boots. But the weirdest part about her was her arms. The shoulders were bronze pauldrons, with her arms in the shape of tesla coils, and were very long. She had a sly smirk as her eyes looked over everyone with scientific curiosity. With a hint of madness.
"How long have you been there?!" Chris asked.
"Long enough." The woman answered. Her eyes were darting around at all of these new test subjects.
Regaining his composure, Chris introduces the contestant. "Okay, then. Everyone, this is the biggest and baddest brain from ARMS Laboratories, with 52 doctorates, give it up for another scientist/inventor, Dr. Coyle!"
"Dude, what the fuck is wrong is wrong with your arms?!" Max yelled.
The doc gives a slight chuckle at this.
"My, you're all an interesting group of subjects." Coyle said. "Maybe some of you would for a little…. experimentation?" She said that last word in an almost creepy fashion, further weirding them all out.
"You know, as smoking as she looks," JFK said, "I-er-uh, don't really like the way she said experimentation."
"Don't worry, my dear." Coyle said. "I could give you great and powerful arms such as mine. A genius of my caliber could enhance your body in any way you see fit."
"This lady is really giving me the creeps." Wendy said to Carla.
"I should've known that the competition would keep getting stranger and stranger with each new face." Carla replied.
"So you're another genius, huh?" Miu asked. "So what all kinds of sick ass gadgets do you have?!" The thought of all the hidden devices and those mechanical arms made the girl with the golden brain and body blush and drool a little.
"I admire your curiosity, but it wouldn't fare well for me if I show off all my cards at once, so to speak."
Coyle retracts her long arms until they're close to normal size, and floats over to everyone else.
After that, another competitor arrived. With his entrance, triumphant music was blaring, and fireworks were firing off in the air as the next contestant stepped out onto the scene, striking poses. He was a tall and lanky man with a large pink nose, pointy ears, and a crooked black moustache pointing upwards. He wore a purple shirt and matching cap with an upside down L on it, black overalls, white gloves with the same logo, and pointy looking shoes.
"WAHAHAHAHA! Allow me to introduce myself, if you're one of the few people who doesn't know of Waluigi's greatness!" He bragged. "The amazing, fabulous, stylish, handsome, tennis star, world's best dancer, not to mention smart, and a perfect fit for Smash, the great Waluigi!"
Silence. That's all it was. Complete and utter silence. Nobody said anything. Well, except for Deadpool. He clapped for the lanky cheater.
Unfortunately, Waluigi wasn't pleased with the lack of reception to his intro. "Wah?! What's the big idea?! Waluigi goes through all this trouble, and no one can give Waluigi some darn appreciation?!"
"Ugh!" Aqua groaned, clapping for him out of pity. "Sure. Welcome, Walu-whatever. Dorky name, if you ask me."
"Tell me about it." Meggy said. "He's obviously not the same Waluigi I know, but I know how he can be. He's not really all that."
But Terry recognized the tennis player. "Hey, I know you! You're that assist trophy, aren't you?!"
Waluigi gritted his teeth in frustration at being reminded of that.
"Of course this pretty boy got into Smash." Waluigi grumbled. "But Waluigi is the real deal! Just Wait till Waluigi wins against this blonde idiot!"
"How do you know this guy?" Iida asked Terry.
"I'm a fighter in Smash Bros." Terry explained. To prove it, he pulled out the envelope with the red Smash logo on it. "This guy is basically used for assisting fighters."
"Well not in this game!" Waluigi said proudly. "Waluigi is gonna win this game, and hopefully earn his place in it! Other than you, I won't be reminded of Smash!"
"Are you sure about that?" Chris mischievously asks. "Because our next newbie begs to differ."
"What are you even talking ab-"
The purple cheater's draw practically hits the ground as he saw the next competitor. She appeared to be a small, yellow dog, resembling a Shih Tzu. The hair on top of her head was tied up in a red ribbon with bells. She wore a green checkered shirt with a white top and red ribbon underneath, and a navy blue skirt. She had a very cheerful and happy look on her innocent face. Compared to some of the other people they met today, she seemed like a breath of fresh air.
The newcomer joyfully waved at her fellow competitors. "Hi everyone! My name is Isabelle. I'm so happy to be taking the time off my busy work to be in this show. It's nice to meet you all."
"Aww, she looks cute." Charlie said.
"Um, nice to meet you." Wendy said.
"Yo, what's up Isabelle?" Terry said. "Long time no see."
"Isabelle kindly waved at her fellow Smash fighter. "Hi Terry."
"Isabelle, glad to have you on the show." Chris said. The host turned to the camera and whispered "Such an innocent soul. She doesn't know What's in store. She won't last very long."
"It's YOU!" Waluigi yelled, pointing accusingly at Isabelle.
Isabelle recognized Waluigi and waved at him. "Oh, it's good to see you again, Waluigi."
"Don't give Waluigi that crud, you traitor!"
Isabelle gasped. "W-what?! Traitor?!"
"That's right!" Truth be told, Waluigi and Isabelle had a small history with each other. She went karting with the Mario crew on one occasion, and she used to be an assist trophy alongside Waluigi, but got promoted to a fighter. This definitely rubbed the cheater the wrong way. "You got it all, while Waluigi was left behind! Well, let's see who's high and mighty when you're utterly destroyed on this show!"
His harsh words upset Isabelle a little bit. "I-I'm sorry." She said. "I'm sorry if it makes you feel that way. I hope we can be friends."
"Get real! Waluigi has no friends."
Isabelle glumly walks over to everyone else.
"Hey, it's alright." Charlie told the secretary. "Give him some time, and I'm sure you guys would make good friends."
This lightened Isabelle's mood a little bit. "You're right. Thanks. And it's good to meet you."
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"Wah! Who needs that traitor?!" Waluigi said. "Not Waluigi, that's for sure! Just wait until Waluigi shows her who's top dog, pun definitely intended! WAHAHAHAHA!"
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"I don't get why he's always been like that." Isabelle said. "Maybe he just needs a good friend. If only he'll warm up to me."
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"On that note, let's meet our last couple of competitors." Chris said.
The second to last competitor arrived. He appeared to be a robotic being, but looked more like a little boy. In fact, he was the smallest person there. He had tanned skin and dark brown hair, and two red patches on his cheeks. He wore a metal helmet with two asymmetrical horns protruding from it. He wore a ragged red cape, and washed out baggy green and purple pants. His arms and legs appeared to be mechanical.
"This little robot comes all the way from a dangerous place called the Abyss, but he's no pushover. Please give it up for Reg!"
Reg looked at everyone and shyly waved. He wasn't used to life outside the Abyss, so this felt weird. "Um….h-hi." He said. "I'm Reg. I hope to-WHOA!"
Reg was caught by surprise as someone suddenly picked him up. That someone was Miu. The girl genius stared at Reg with fascination, moving him around and looking at him like a new toy.
"Uh….hello?" Reg asked. "She's so close!" He thought nervously.
"No way!" Miu gasped. "You're a full on fucking robot?! That's some crazy shit! I'm curious as to what makes you tick." She begins to examine his body. "Light and durable, interesting material. Fucking flexible, too."
She poked his belly button, but Reg did not seem to like that. That was his weak spot. "Please don't touch me there!"
"Miu!" Iida ordered. "Please do as Reg says and unhand him! He clearly doesn't like it!"
"Lighten up, four eyes!" Miu snapped. If he wants, I can outfit him with some wicked enhancements! But first I need to examine every nook and cranny of his body."
"Please don't do that last part!" Reg cried, very weirded out by this girl. "Please put me down!"
"Fine." She huffed. "But the offer for those enhancements is still on the table. I am the Ultimate fucking Inventor after all." Miu puts Reg down and he joins the others.
"And now, we have one more newbie to introduce!" Chris said. Looking up to the sky, he says, "Ah, here he comes now."
Everyone else looks up and sees a purple and grey fighter jet flying towards everyone.
"Hit the deck!" Katakuri yelled.
Everyone scrambled and moved out of the way as the jet landed. After this, it began to transform. It was at this moment that all the veteran players had a bad feeling. When it finished transforming, they saw a fairly huge robot with a purple body, wings coming out the sides of his body, mounted blasters on his arms, and a logo that they only encountered one other time. And no one's eyes went wider than Spinel. (I'm using the Animated incarnation)
"Say hello to the Decepticon, Starscream!"
"Get your weapons ready!" Katakuri ordered as he took out Mogura. "It's another one!"
Ed put his hands together, Sora took out his Keyblade, Deadpool brandished his katanas, and Susie drew her axe.
"Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no." Spinel mumbled. She recognized this specific Decepticon. She remembered her journey to another world, and hitting him with a spray can. She was dead meat!
"You can put your weapons away, you worthless organics." Starscream told them. "I'm a contestant as well."
Hearing this, they did just that. But hesitantly.
"Who is this guy?" Aqua asked.
"What kind of robot is that?!" Waluigi yelled.
"Another fucking robot!" Miu shrieked with joy.
"Why invite one of them to compete?!" Cinder accusingly asked Chris. "After what happened last time!"
"He's good ratings." Chris answered. "He's not here to hurt you. Much."
"You can't be serious." Wendy groaned. "He's probably out for revenge after what we did to Megatron."
"You're quite wrong, girl." Starscream told her. "Quite the opposite. I'm glad he's gone. I'm the new leader, and I couldn't be happier. Megatron was a fool, and I'm So much better. So I thought, why not test my greatness against those who faced off against him?"
"Well, the one who landed the killing blow isn't here." Charlie told him. "I mean, we did fight him, but we didn't finish him."
"Doesn't matter. I know I'm better and more capable than he could ever be. Just know I'm here to test myself!"
"Hey, listen." Spinel said. "No hard feelings, okay? I'm sorry about the whole spray can thing."
Starscream stroked his chin, trying to figure out if he knew her. Nope, he doesn't even know her.
"I'm sorry, but I think you have me confused. Who are you?"
"What?! But-"
"Alternate worlds, remember?" Deadpool reminded her.
"Bottom line is this." Starscream snarked. "You should all stay out of my way, and witness greatness."
"Ooh, I'm so scared of an oversized toy." Max said sarcastically.
"Bite your tongue, organic!" He snapped.
""Chris, are you really serious about letting him compete?!" Katakuri asked. "I don't think that's a good idea!"
"Whether you like him or not, treat him like you would any of these other newcomers." Chris said. "So get used to him."
Starscream gives the pirate an evil smile at this.
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"Just because he didn't like Megatron doesn't mean he's not bad news." Katakuri said. "He still worked for the gut. I got my eye on him."
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"Now that that's settled, we have all thirty contestants, hoping to win the million." He then gestures to the plane behind him. The door opens up, and stairs come out. "Everyone, line up single file, and step on the jumbo jet."
"Wait,! We're going on the plane?!" Wendy cried. "Oh no! I can't go on moving vehicles. I'll be a liability!"
"Ugh!" Rick groaned. "Here, take this."
Rick tosses the mage something that looks like a pez dispenser with a little alien design at the top.
"What's this?"
"It's an advanced type of medicine candy. Take one every twelve hours and your motion sickness will be neutralized for that time."
Wendy never expected someone like Rick to do something like that for her. Or anyone, for that matter. "R-really? Thanks, Rick."
The scientist shrugged it off. "Yeah, whatever. I don't wanna listen to bitching and vomiting. So don't make a big deal about it."
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"I don't think it's a good idea to take that stuff, child." Carla said.
"It's fine." Wendy said. "I know Rick's not the nicest guy, but it's either take this, or be useless."
"Sigh. Whatever you say. Just please be careful."
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Once everyone was inside the plane, (It was big enough to easily fit those like Katakuri and Starscream) Chris begins to give the grand tour.
"Welcome to the new Total Drama Jumbo Jet!" Chris said. "Lets start the tour on where you'll be staying this season."
First place they were taken was the luggage room. It looked very dusty and smelled musty and nasty.
"It smells like death!" Harley gagged.
"And my sense of smell is really strong, so I'm feeling it worse." Wendy said, pinching her nose.
While they were there, everyone dropped off their belongings. Next, everyone was taken to the confessional bathrooms. Only this time, there was one for boys and one for girls.
After that, they were taken to economy class. A long bench lined each side of the plane, and arm straps were attached to the walls above the benches. The floor was dirty, and there was a leak coming from the ceiling.
"When was the last time someone cleaned this place?!" Edgeworth asked.
"Good question." Chris answered. "I'll let you know when I find out the answer. This is where the losing teams will be sleeping. You get a hard bench and arm straps so you won't be knocked around. No comfort for losers here. Try your best to win."
"So where's the winner's compartment?" Terry asked. "Cuz I'm exhausted."
"Great idea. Let's take a look at where the winners will be staying."
The contestants were brought to a really nice and fancy room. Comfy yellow seats, a minibar (filled with alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks and snacks) a masseuse, and little TVs with in flight movies.
"Wow!" Isabelle gasped.
"It looks amazing!" Tari said.
"This is the first class compartment." Chris explained. "The winning team gets to stay here until we reach our next destination. I'd prioritize winning as often as possible if you want to live in luxury."
Some of them tested out the seats, and boy were they comfy.
"These ARE really nice!" Edward said, stretching out his body in one of the chairs.
"Ahh, these vibrations feel fan-fucking-tastic." Miu said as she was sitting in a massage chair, putting emphasis on the word "vibrations".
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"It looks so amazing!" Aqua exclaimed. "A fitting place for a goddess such as myself!"
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"All those sweets…." Katakuri said, beginning to drool.
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"Man, I could really use a massage after today." Tatsumaki said.
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"Heh heh, Waluigi doesn't know the feeling of the word "lose!"" Waluigi bragged.
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Now that that was taken care of, everyone was brought to another room in the back of the plane. Passing by the dining area, which was a few tables, where they would be served substandard in flight meals. Past that, was one last room. It was a small room with a set of bleachers. There was a drum podium, floral curtain backdrop, and an exit door with tiki heads on the sides.
"And here, we come to my favorite part. The elimination ceremony. Every time a team loses, they will come here to face the judgement and vote off their fellow teammates. Those that are safe will receive a barf bag filled with peanuts. The one that does NOT receive will take the Drop of Shame."
To prove a point, he opened the door. Luckily, it was still on the ground, but they got the picture real quick."
"Will we at least get parachutes?" Reg asked.
"Law says I have to provide you with one. Now that I've shown you all around, please head back to economy class and brace yourselves, because Chef just told me we're about to take flight. Once we're in the air, I'll explain a few more rules."
(Later…)
Everyone was strapped in and sitting together in economy class. Everyone was being silent, as they were beginning to take flight. Everyone was nervously eyeing each other, feeling unsure of what's to come. Once they were flying, some of them were looking out the window.
"This is so amazing." Tari said to Edward.
"Wish we had planes where I come from." Katakuri said. (If they did, One Piece would definitely not be around 1000 episodes)
"Do you think we'll travel by your home?" Deadpool asked the pirate.
"God, I hope not."
"Well, I personally hope we stop by my home of Paris." Joe said.
"This is humiliating." Starscream grumbled. "I can turn into a plane, and now I'm flying in one?! How ironic."
A few minutes later, Chris came in with a familiar group space aliens dressed in flashy battle armor.
"Before I get started, I figured I'd re-introduce you all to the Ginyu Force."
"Thank you, boss." Ginyu said. "Men, introductions!"
Each member states their name and flashes a goofy pose!
"Ginyu!"
"Burter!"
"Jeice!"
"Guldo!"
"Recoome!"
They stood that way for a minute, unmoving. Something felt wrong by the look on their faces.
"Hey, Starter Pack!" Burter called out. "Come on out and finish the pose like we choreographed!"
A familiar voice could be heard from behind the door. A voice that all the veterans recognized.
"No way! I'm not letting those imbeciles see me do that!"
"That voice!" Charlie gasped. "Is it…..?"
"You have to!" Ginyu said. "Remember the deal?!"
"Alright, fine!"
Another person steps out and joins in on the pose. He was dressed in the same armor as the rest of the squadron instead of the flashy yellow jacket he normally wore, but he was a familiar vampiric looking bastard with a blonde mullet with a green heart adorned on a headband. A certain vampire that all the returning players knew.
"DIO?!"
The vampire sighed. "Yes. How unpleasant it is for you all to see me like this."
Deadpool quickly pulls out his phone and quickly snaps a picture of DIO.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing?!" DIO snapped.
"I'm sending this one to Jotaro." Deadpool replied.
"What are you even doing here?!" Cinder asked. "Is this why I haven't heard from you in months?!"
"That's right." Chris answered. "When he found out he wasn't returning to compete this season, he tried to bargain with me. We made a bet, and he lost, so now he's the newest recruit to the Ginyu Force this season. Next time, bet on the 49ers instead of the Patriots."
"Don't any of you dare laugh at me!" DIO growled. His eyes suddenly caught the eyes of a certain pirate.
"Hello, pelican eel."
"Good to see you too, DIO. Looks like karma is making up for lost time and paying you interest. Nice uniform."
A few people could be heard snickering at DIO's misery, but others could see the two rivals staring each other down. No one could mistake the animosity and hatred both enemies had for the other. DIO was responsible for running the game last season, eliminating most of his friends, and he was, and was even ruthless enough to get rid of his own allies. Of course, DIO remembered how close Katakuri came to snapping his neck. Even though DIO wasn't competing, it seemed things wouldn't change between these two.
"Glad to see everyone's catching up." Chris said. "DIO's with these guys this season, so he'll be helping and assisting with challenges."
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"Gggggrrrrr." DIO was heard growling. "A god like me deserves more respect than this! I knew I should've picked the other team on that bet!"
DIO finally calmed down and began to chuckle to himself. "But my reason for wanting to return was simple: Revenge! I don't need the money, anyway. All I want is payback against all of those who wronged me. As a matter of fact, this intern job could play to my advantage. I'm sure I could find a way to assist Cinder. And all those new guys. Those fresh, wet under the ears newcomers don't suspect anything. I can still work my magic behind the scenes. What Chris doesn't know won't hurt him. One by one, they'll all pay."
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Edward was seen laughing. "This is priceless! Not only is DIO not competing , but now he's stuck working with those clowns."
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A few people continued to laugh at DIO in his Ginyu Force outfit, but DIO's death glare told them to zip it! But Chris decided to get on with the show.
"Now, let me explain how this season works. It will be very similar to World Tour. We'll be traveling and having challenges across the world. Some new places, and some old. Even to some of your own worlds."
"That'd be amazing!" Wendy exclaimed.
"Please, not my home." Katakuri groaned.
"Great! I could show you guys around Southtown!" Terry said.
"Wherever we go, it sounds like it'll actually be quite fun." Meggy said.
"Can't wait to meet lots of hot broads around the world." JFK said.
"And there's one last thing we're bringing back from World Tour. Can anyone guess what it is? We had to do it in every episode."
After a few seconds, most of them began to realize what it was. Protests erupted, and nobody was happy about it. Except for Charlie, who loved the idea of singing and performing. The demon had a big happy grin on her face.
"Uh-uh!" Susie yelled.
"Surely you must be joking." Coyle said.
"Fuck that! I hate musicals!" Max snapped.
"Hey, you'd be missing out on a million dollars." Chris said. "Just like last time, everyone present when they hear this bell,"
Ding Ding
Everyone heard the sound of a bell.
"...you will have to sing. If you don't, it's an automatic elimination for you. And since you all heard it, that means your first song is right now!"
"Please don't tell me I have to sing with them." DIO said.
"As of right now, no. But do be prepared if you're asked to."
"Well then," Edgeworth sighed. "Lets get it over with.
(Quick Note: There will be at least one song per episode, just like World Tour. I'll try and make original songs, but there may be a few that use or take inspiration from one's from the show. Even real life songs at times. But this first one is original. It starts off in a triumphant symphony, signifying the start of a journey. This song is called "Our Adventure Begins")
Charlie: Oh, I'm oh so so excited, for the world that we will see!
Kiryu: Don't know what may lie ahead or what dangers there will be!
Reg/Glass Joe: The world's ours for the taking!
Wendy/Carla: So put up your happy grins!
Deadpool: So strap in, and brace yourselves!"
Spinel/Sora: Cuz our adventure begins!
Miu/JFK: No one's gonna stop me, I'm in it to win it!
Terry: I'll try and give it my all, bit by little bit!
Tari/Edward: But of course we got each other!
Katakuri: And good friends all around!
Cinder/Dr. Coyle: But you all haven't seen nothing yet!
Aqua/Mae: It's good times to be found!
Isabelle: I sure hope I don't take the drop!
Waluigi/Tatsumaki: Get real because the strongest wins!
Rick/Edgeworth: So strap in and brace yourselves!
Harley/Starscream/Android 18: Cuz our adventure begins!"
Iida: Hey, you guys need to sing!
He gestured towards Susie and Max, who were standing there, unwilling to sing.
Meggy: Come on, Max! Please do it!
Max: Screw that!
Charlie: Please, Susie! You can do it!"
Susie: Don't count on it!
All girls: Pleeeeease siiiiiiing!
All boys: Pleeeeeese siiiiiiiing!
Susie/Max: FINE!
Susie: Ugh! I'm gonna kick your asses, and I am gonna win!
Max: Because our stupid ass adventure….BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!
Everyone: Yeah!
(And a big orchestral finish wraps up the song)
"Not a bad way to start the season." Chris said, impressed with everyone. "But we can do better. No matter. There's more songs to come this season."
"Kill me now." Max groaned.
"Now then, everyone go get comfortable." Chris said. "It won't be too long before we reach our first destination. Let's have an even bigger and better season than the last!"
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"This is gonna be so much fun!" Deadpool exclaimed. "At least I got my buds Ed and Spinel here, so we're gonna have a blast! Hopefully, I get a chance to fight Harley. We must settle once and for all whether Marvel or DC is better.
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"This might not be so bad." Katakuri said. "Even though a couple people like Aqua and Miu annoy, most of the others don't seem too bad. Except Starscream. Nothing good can come of him. On the upside, DIO is getting everything that's coming to him."
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"This time, I will win!" Cinder said. "But now DIO is reduced to doing grunt work?! I can tell by the look on his face that he's got something up his sleeve. But he better know that not everyone will fall for the same tricks twice."
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"Hello to everyone from KOF!" Terry said. "Wish you guys could be here. But for now, I'm gonna have as much fun as possible. I just hope I get to have a good fight soon. KOF isn't coming back for a bit, and I don't wanna get rusty."
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"It's so bizarre to see another Tari." Meggy said. "But she still seems like a great person. I at least hope I'm not too in over my head joining this show. I've got fighting spirit to boot!"
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"I may not be the strongest, but I know it takes more than that to succeed." Edgeworth said. "This doesn't seem so bad. I've traveled around the world before, so I won't be entirely clueless."
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"I won't get tricked again." 18 said firmly. "Even if that scumbag DIO is here. But he's not gonna mess that up for me."
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"So many nice people." Isabelle beamed. "I've heard this show can be hectic, but I'm not scared. We'll, maybe a little bit."
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"To all of you, start rooting for-uh, the soon to be winner, ME!" JFK boasted. "HAHAHAHAHA!"
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"It feels nice to be in a plane and not feel sick." Wendy said. "Any ideas on where our first destination will be?"
"I'm not sure yet." Carla replied. "Just be ready. Try harder than last time."
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"I really gotta find out what cute little fucking noises Reg and Starscream make!" Miu said, beginning to blush and drool heavily. "As for the rest of those fucking virgins, screw them! They can't handle all this!"
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"I'm ready for anything!" Spinel cheered. "Another game, and more friends I have yet to make!"
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"This could be more interesting than I thought." Kiryu said, giving a slight grin. "But only time will tell. That is all."
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"I don't know if I'd be much help." Mae said. "But I'll at least try a little bit. Still trying to get used to all of this crap."
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"I'll try to go far this time!" Sora declared. "Who knows, maybe I just might win it all."
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"I guess this time I should actually try." Rick groaned. "Shit is crazy back home, and maybe I could get some *urp* shit done while I'm at it."
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"I may be outclassed, but I never back down." Joe said proudly. "I've grown since last season. Maybe not physically, but it's the thought that counts."
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"Am I the only one that's actually thrilled about the musical numbers?" Charlie wondered. "I mean, I'm still looking forward to this. But now the singing makes it better. At least until the next time we do, I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills."
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"Who knows what we'll see." Tari said. "At least I'm not alone doing it. This will be a nice change of pace from how crazy life has been."
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"What an interesting group." Coyle drawls. "They're dealing with the big dogs now! My intellect is unmatched, and I'll make those that doubt that pay. The smartest always wins."
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"I won't get too cocky like I did last time." Tatsumaki said. "Even though I already know I'm better. Things will be different."
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"Even though there may be a few oddballs, I'm proud to know these esteemed competitors." Iida said. "And as a hero, I'll do my best to help whoever I'm teamed up with."
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"I'm thrashing the competition this time." Susie said. "As much as i like you guys, I want that dough! Even if I have to get a little brutal."
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"These guys are kinda meh." Harley said. "But I won't hesitate to bash some heads in if one of them rubs me the wrong way. Hey, this beats prison, though."
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"Am I worried?" Ed said. "Not at all. I made it to the finals last time, so I'd say I got a decent shot."
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"These organics won't be able to beat me!" Starscream proudly declared. "I'll make quick work of them. I'm the boss now, so let's see how they compare to me! I bet it's not much!"
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"Of course Waluigi isn't worried." Waluigi said. "Because Waluigi is number one! Pretty soon, this show will know the meaning of Waluigi time!"
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"A strange world I have yet to explore." Reg said. "But that girl from earlier who was poking and prodding me? She scares me."
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"Finally!" Aqua exclaimed. "No more taking crap from Kazuma, no giant monsters coming after me, and all that money I could win! Of course I'm deserving of it after all I go through. Maybe if they praise me, I'll take them far."
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"I hate all of them, and this show." Max said. "But I came to win. I run a whole fucking camp with an iron fist, so who knows? I can make everyone's life hell in this game if I wanted. Give it time, and I'll be running all of these guys, too. Do your worst, Chris."
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"There you have it!" Chris said. "Thirty competitors, and one around the world trip. What teams will there be? Who's going home first? And who will ultimately win it all? Join us next time Total Drama Infinite 2!"
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Happy premiere day, everyone. The first episode is done, and we're already starting strong. I wanted to use this first episode to give you all a good feel of how each character is. And it seems we've got some interesting plots and interactions developing. A lot of the interactions you saw will play a bigger part down the line.
Yes, Starscream was the extra bonus character I decided on. After the whole Megatron fiasco, I thought I could continue that story in some way. And DIO being a part of the Ginyu Force was a last minute thing that gave me good ideas. Don't expect any redemption arc for him. He's up to his old tricks, and with new characters, who knows what he'll do?
Next episode, we'll be going to the original first destination that was in World Tour b Egypt. Teams will be formed, and there will be more chances for everyone to show their skills. (It's three teams this time, so look forward to it.)
Well, uh, I think I covered everything. I hope you liked this introduction. Let me know what you think of this season so far and what you think of the newbies. Read and review, favorite and fellow, and all that. Here's to an even better season! Thank you all! Stay tuned, and stay safe! Until next time, this is MemeKing, signing off.