Hey (whoever's reading this)this is my first story so please no flaming and if I get anything wrong (twitter warriors if you say anything rude... I'm comin fo dat ass) please point it out it will really help me as a new writer.

disclaimers: I don't own Naruto or Tbate if I did Sasuke would stop being a bitch about his clan and Naruto would stop talking about the fucking swing.

Chapter one

'Narutoooooo/Sasukeeee'

The chidori and Rasengan clash, the two reincarnations of Ashura and Indra have their final battle but like the last time Naruto couldn't bring himself to finish his 'friend' and like before stopped the flow of chakra to the attack, his Rasengan, his birthright. The spiralling orb of blue energy faded.

"What are you planning"Sasuke wondered as he saw Naruto stop his rasengan and only then did he realise what he was doing.

Before Sasuke could react his chidori went through Narutos chest.

'Agh'

Sasuke stood frozen horrified at what he'd done.

'Why...why' Sasuke breathed out slowly 'Why did you do that why did you let me kill you….Why'! Sasuke screamed as tears rolled down his face.

'Heh..huff you should huff see the look on your face, duck ass'

'why weren't you gonna become Hokage….Weren't you gonna make everyone respect you...so why'

'Well... Konoha already respects me enough as it is so it's fine and being Hokage well that tied into me getting respect so it doesn't really matter'

'But that doesn't mean you can just throw your life away'

'Oh stop bitching about it'

'But-'

'But nothing it doesn't matter just go and…..rebuild…..your...clan...teme..' Naruto couldn't finish as he took his final breath in the Valley of the end.

"Fitting" Naruto thought as this was where the past incarnations of ashura and Indra fought and died but then Naruto realized something

"Waaaaiiiiit if I'm dead how am I thinking and why is everything black' Naruto mentally noted but Naruto thought of something else something.

'Am I in hellll'! Naruto tried to scream (emphasis on the word tried).

Instead it came out as a muffled scream

"Wait what's that light, that bright ass light shining in my eyes"

Next he could hear the words push and the sound of a strained hngghhhhhhghghgh and then plop, he could see.

He could also see a grown man with ashy brown hair, deep blue eyes, and a cleanly shaven beard and a square chin. He was wearing a grey t-shirt with brown pants, a brown belt with a gold buckle and simple black shoes.

He was holding a naked baby with a patch of reddish-brown hair with the same blue eyes as (what naruto figured) his/her father.

Before Naruto new it he was picked up by those same strong arms the baby before.

'Hey what are you doing, what kind of giant are you, I'm a 17 year old man damnit'! Naruto tried to scream in the mans ears but it came out as an angry wail. Then Naruto saw something (beautiful) he never thought he would see in his life.

A basically naked woman (Naruto thought he heard ero-sennin going "boobs" in his mind).

'What did I get myself into this time'.