Berlin, Germany

Two Guys Were Chilling On The Balcony When They Heard A Noise. When They Heard The Noise, The Pointed Their Machine Guns And Out Came Lance, Walter, And Marcy. "Thank Goodness It Wasn't Cold Like Back In Japan", Said Lance. "Hey, Fellas, Hallo", Walter Greeted The Two Men. Lance Then Replied, "Special Agents Lance Sterling, Walter Beckett, And Marcy Kappel, How You Guys Been Living?" "Bleibe Dur Rucken Vor Wir Pumpe Dien Innereien Voll Vor Fuhrern!", The Man Shouted In German. Marcy Then Replied, "Woah, Woah, Ok, Now, Everyone Good, Because We're Gonna Take Your Guns And Pass Them To Whoever And With You Guys Not Looking, We're Just Gonna Knock You Guys Out." Lance Kicked The First Guy, Walter Then Kicked The Gun Out Of The Other Guys Hand, And Marcy Slammed Both Guys Into Each Other. Lance Caught The Gun And Threw It Off The Balcony. Suddenly White Poop Fell And Marcy Said, "Ugh, They Also Didn't Deserve That." They Looked Up And Saw Some Pigeons And Lance Said, "More Rats With Wings." Lance Then Took Off The Buttons On His Sleeve And Threw Them And Turned Into Little Drones With Cameras. "We're In Position", Said Walter Through The Computer. "What Is Your Guys' Situation This Time?", Joy Asked. Lance, Walter, And Marcy Put On Some Hi-Tech Sunglasses And Lance Said, "Just Getting Visual, Now." Through The Glasses, The Little Drones Fly Into A Large Room In Front Of A Large Fish Tank And Zoomed Into A German Leader Typing On Computers. The Drones' Cameras Zoomed Into A Silver Briefcase And Eyes Said, "There, Guys, That Briefcase Is Your Objective, Inside Is The M-200, The Most Powerful Grenade In All Of History, Even If Someone Taps It, It'll Blow You To Bits, They Stole It From The Gadget Lab." Ears Looked At The Screen And Said, "Um, Ladies, They've Got Incoming, Detecting A Bunch Of Hostiles Around The Perimeter." Joy Sighed And Said, "I Don't Want Yet Another Mess Like Kyrgyzstan." Walter Then Said, "Alright, We're Going In." Inside The Building, People Were Speaking German, Playing Games And Slamming Their Heads Into The Table, And Fighting Each Other. Lance, Walter, And Marcy Swam Inside The Fish Tank And Watched The Leader Send Two Of His Minions Out. A Helicopter Flew And Landed On The Landing Pad And Out Came Killian. He Walked In And Grabbed The Suitcase With His Robot Claw. Lance Then Threw Out A Bomb And Stuck It To Inside The Tank And Put On Some Hip-Hop Music. The Bomb Exploded And The Tank Broke And The Water Flooded Out. Lance, Walter, And Marcy Were Surfing On The Water And The Wave Pushed Some Minions. Lance Grabbed Two Lobsters And Chocked One Guy. Another Guy Ran To Walter With A Chair In His Hand, Walter Grabbed The Guy's Arm And Threw Him To Yet Another Guy. When The Minion Hit The Other Minion, Some Cooking Oil Spilled On The Fiery Grill Causing It To Burn Both Minions. Marcy Then Threw A Chair At A Guy With A Gun. When The Chair Hit The Man, He Fired The Gun And The Bullet Broke The Chain Of A Sign And It Crushed Another Man. "You Know You Can Tell That You're The World's Greatest Spy?", Lance Asked. The German Leader Looked At Him And Sternly Said, "Sterling, Lance Sterling." Lance Then Replied, "Everyone Still Knows The Name." "Alright, Give Us That Briefcase", Said Walter. "Uber Mein Tot Karosserie!", The Leader Said As He Spoke In German. The Leader Then Tried To Punch Lance, But He Karate-Chopped The Leader's Neck And Knocked Him Out. "Just Three Ounces Of Pressure To The Vegas Nerve And Then, Look At Him, Sleepy Night, Night", Lance Said. "Alright, You Mind If You Give Us A Hand?", Asked Marcy. Killian Gave Them An Evil Look. "Come On, Was It The Hand Joke Again?", Lance Asked As He Shot A Chip Out His Sleeve. Killian Grabbed The Chip With His Robot Claw And Flicked It Back. Lance, Walter, And Marcy Ducked Under The Chip To Avoid It. Killian Suddenly Grabbed Lance And Scanned Walter, Marcy, And His' Faces. "So, We Meet Again, Sterling, Eh?", Killian Asked As He Was Still Choking Lance. "I Already Told You I Meet A Lot Of Bad Guys", Lance Said. Killian Then Gripped His Face Harder And Said, "It's Once Again Time For The Pain, That You Can't Imagine." Killian Then Flipped Lance Over And An Electric Eel Suddenly Wrapped Around His Robot Claw And Shocked Him. Lance Held His Neck To Make Sure His Veins Weren't Broken. The Lights Went Out And Some Men Opened Some Doors And Ran Into The Room. "Machen Es Schmerz", Killian Said To The Men In German. "I Don't Think That Subtitle Was In Our Favors", Marcy Replied. The Men Got Out Their Weapons As Lance Said, "Alright, It's Time For The Hard Way Again!" Lance Then Got Out A Gadget And Pressed A Button On Top Of It. As The Gadget Went Off, Glitter Exploded All Over The Place And Was Showing A Kitten Through It. "Awwww", The Men Cooed As They Saw The Kitten. "Walter, Again?", Lance Asked. Walter Then Answered, "I Already Told You, Glitter Makes People Happy." Suddenly A Man Laid On Lance's Shoulder With A Knife Under His Neck. Lance Then Karate-Chopped The Man And He, Walter, And Marcy Ran As Fast As They Could. They Were Dodging Weapons And Beating Men Up. Lance Then Took His Bow Tie Off His Tuxedo And Threw It. The Bow Tie Then Broke The Chain Of Another Sign And It Started Falling. Lance Then Got Out A Little Bomb With A Red Light On It And Threw It. As The Sign Fell On The Bomb, Lance, Walter, And Marcy Walked On Top Of The Sign And Lance Said, "Don't Take The Law So Hard, I Mean, You Guys Did Great, And You Got To Meet Lance Sterling, Walter Beckett, And Marcy Kappel. The Little Bomb Under The Sign Exploded And Lance, Walter, And Marcy Rocketed Through The Roof. They Flew Through Killian's Helicopter And Lance Grabbed The Briefcase With The Grenade In It. Then They Applied Their Wingsuits And Started Flying. Lance Turned On His Earpiece And Said, "Mission Accomplished, I Repeat, Mission Accomplished!" Joy Heard Him And Told Everyone, "The Mission Has Succeeded!" Everyone Was Cheering.

Lance: "Thank Goodness Robohand Didn't Mysteriously Took The M-200 Like He Did With The M-9 Assassin."

Marcy: "I Didn't Realize Until Two Years Ago, He Had Your Face And He Was Controlling The Assassin."

Walter: "Me And Lance Nearly Got Killed Two Years Ago Multiple Times, But The Mission Was A Success, But Me And Lance Got Triple Fired, Until You Came To Us And Brought Us Back Together As Team Weird."

Lance: "Well, My Last Mission In Japan Wasn't A Success, But This One Was."

Walter: "True, We've Traveled To Other Countries For Our Missions, First, You Went To Japan, Then, We Went To Mexico, Then, We Went To Italy, Now, We Went To Germany, And We Showed Those Bullies What Happens When You Steal Weapon And Mess With Agents Like Us, Also, I Wonder What Country We'll Travel To For Our Next Mission."

"Probably Somewhere With No Pigeons This Time", Lance Said As He And Marcy Laughed. "Ha, Ha, Very Funny", Walter Said In A Sarcastic Tone.

Meanwhile In Rio

In A Jungle Outside Of The City Of Rio, It Was Morning And A Bird Started To Chirp Happily, Then The Bird Flew Off A Branch And Continued To Chirp And Other Birds Began To Join It. Then Birds Started Beating Their Chests Like Drums And Macaws, Toucans, Spoonbills, And Other Birds Started Dancing On Branches.

Then They All Started Singing.

Chorus: "All The Birds Of A Feather,

Do What They Love Most Of All,

We Are The Best At

Rhythm And Laughter,

That's Why We Love Carnaval!

Possibly We Can Sing Too,

Sun And Beaches, They Call,

Dance To The Music,

Passion And Love,

Show Us The Best You Can Do."

The Music Suddenly Changed And Blu And Jewel Woke Up And Flew Out Of The Hollow Of Their Tree And Started Singing. Jewel Was Flying Through The Air Happily As She Sang.

Jewel: "Loving Our Life In The Jungle,

Everything's Wild And Free!"

Blu Was Flying With Her And On The Next Lines, He Was Hovering Next To Her And Their Three Chicks, Carla, Bia, And Tiago Flew And Hovered Between Them.

Blu: "Never Alone,

Because This Is Our Home!"

On The Next Lines, Carla, Bia, And Tiago Joined In.

All: "Magic Can Happen For Real

In Rio,

All By Itself (By Itself)"

On The Next Lines, Blu And Jewel Were Standing On A Branch Close To An Edge Of The Pond, They Had Their Wings Out With Carla, Bia, And Tiago Dancing Between Them.

All: "You Can't See It Coming,

You Can't Find It Anywhere Else."

Suddenly Pedro Flew In Front Of Them And Started Singing And Dancing.

Pedro: "I'm A Kako Wero Kinga, Kinga, Kinga, Kinga,

Birds Like Me 'Cause I'm A Hot Winga,

There's Your Hot Winga!"

Then Pedro Flew Onto A Branch With Nico And They Both Sang While Nico Beat His Wing On His Bottle Cap.

Nico: "Everybody Here Loves Samba!"

Pedro: "I Like The Samba!"

Pedro Then Pointed To Rafael Who Was Standing On A Branch With Eva And Their Eighteen Toucan Chicks Dancing In A Straight Line Between Them.

Rafael: "Rhythm You Feel In Your Heart."

Pedro Then Jumped In Front Of Them And Continued To Sing.

Pedro: "I'm The Samba Master!"

On The Next Lines, Nico And Pedro Were Flying In Front Of A Bunch Of Birds Who Were Flying And Dancing At The Same Time.

Nico: "Beauty And Love, What More Could You Want?"

All: "Everything Can Be For Real

In Rio,

Here's Something Else (Something Else),

You Just Feel It Happening,

You Won't Find It Anywhere Else."

The Music Stopped And Blu And Jewel Flew Onto A Branch With Carla, Bia, And Tiago.

Blu Felt The Air On His Face And Said, "Ah, What A Beautiful Day."

Jewel Smiled At Blu And Said, "It Sure Is, Blu."

Carla Smiled Up At Blu And Asked, "Dad, Can We Go To A Party Tonight?"

Blu Curled The Feathers On His Wing Like He Was Pointing A Finger And Said, "Only If It's Before Your Bedtime."

Bia Looked Up At Jewel And Asked, "Mom?"

Jewel Answered, "Your Father's Right."

Suddenly Nico, Pedro, Kipo, Rafael, Eva, And Their Eighteen Toucan Chicks Joined Them And Nico Asked, "Can You Guys Believe Carnaval Is Only A Few Days Away?"

Blu Happily Said, "Yes, It's Gonna Be The Kids' Second Carnaval!"

Rafael Happily Said, "Yes, Amigos, It's Gonna Be Great!"

Suddenly Tiago Jumped Up And Said, "Ow!"

He Turned Around To See One Of Rafael's Chicks With Some Of His Tail Feathers In His Mouth.

Rafael Looked Down At Him And Said, "Hey, Leave Your Cousins Alone!"

Suddenly They Heard Luiz's Voice Below Them Say, "Hey, Guys, How's It Going?"

They All Looked Down To See Luiz, Mauro, And The Marmosets (After They Defeated Nigel And Became Friends With Blu And The Others).

They Flew Down And Blu, "Hey, Guys, Good To See You."

Mauro Happily Said, "Good To See You Too, You Were Thinking Of How We Met You Two Years Ago And We Suddenly Remembered A Hilarious Picture We Took Of Nigel."

A Marmoset Pulled Out A Picture Of Nigel Without His Feathers And When Blu, Jewel, Rafael, Nico, Pedro, Eva, And Kipo Saw It, Their Eyes Widen And Immediately Burst Into Laughter.

Mauro Laughed And Said, "I Know, It's Like He's Naked."

While They Were Laughing, Unbeknown To Them, Nigel Was Watching Them And Concealed In Some Bushes. He Felt Anger Toward Every One Of Them, But He Felt Great Toward Blu For Defeating Him And Causing Him To Lose His Feathers.

Suddenly Carla Said, "Dad, I'm Hungry."

Then Bia Got An Idea And Said, "I Know, Let's Go Find Some Fruit."

Carla, Bia, And Tiago Flew Away And Blu Held Out His Wings With His Feathers Spread Out Like Fingers And He Said, "Just Be Careful Of Predators."

Jewel Happily Said, "I Can't Wait For Carnaval, It Reminds Me Of How We Met."

Blu Smiled And Kissed Her On The Beak. Nigel Felt Great Rage As He Said, "Enjoy Your Family Now, Pretty Bird, Because You Won't Get To For Long."

Kipo Then Asked Them, "Anyway, Did You Guys Hear About What Happened Last Night?"

Blu Then Answered, "No, What Happened?"

Kipo Then Answered, "The Tipango Diamond Was Stolen Last Night."

Jewel Was Shocked And Asked Him, "Really?"

Kipo Then Said, "Yes, I Was Flying Around The City And I Saw This Human On Top Of The Museum Roof And He Was Trying To Break In, He Stole It, The Humans Don't Know That, But I Did!"

Everyone Was Shocked As Rafael Said, "Woah, That's Impossible!"

Kipo Then Said, "I Know, He Didn't Have A Ski Mask On Or Anything."

Eva: "What Did He Have?"

Kipo: "Here Comes The Scary Part, He Had A Robot Hand!"

Nico: "What, That's Scary!"

Kipo: "And He Had Drones."

Pedro: "Drones?"

Kipo: "He Sticks His Robot Hand Under That Drone To Fly Like Us."

Luiz: "What Did The Police Say?"

Kipo: "I Don't Know, Like I Said, The Humans Don't Know."

Mauro: "I Have A Newspaper To Prove It."

Mauro Took Out A Newspaper That Says, "Famous Diamond In Rio Stolen From Museum."

Blu Was Worried And Said, "We Could Stop This Guy, But We're Just Animals, You Guys Know What?"

"What?", Eva Asked.

Blu Proudly Said, "Rio Needs Someone, Rio Needs Someone Brave, Someone Strong, Rio Needs...A Spy!"

To Be Continued