Paw Patrol Xtra Shorts
Short thirteen: Diva Pup Vs Karen Human
Sweetie was in a local grocery store in Barkingburg with Caiohme and her parents, and she was taking a bright pink ball she got from the toy section to the shopping cart. As she was about to put it in the cart for them to buy, a rude sounding woman with shades on walked over to them. "Hey! What are you doing with my ball!?"
Sweetie looked to where the woman was with Caiohme doing the same as Sweetie called her out on it. "First of all, it's not your ball. Second of all, I was placing it into the cart so my owners could buy it for me."
"It IS my ball!" The woman yelled, demanding that Sweetie give it back to her. "I want it, so it's mine! Give it to me right now, or I'm going to sue you in court!"
Sweetie couldn't help laughing at the sight of this with Caiohme stepping up for her when walking over to the woman. "You do realize that you just threatened to sue the dog of the royal family, right? The family that I just so happen to be the child of. My parents are in the cereal isle; I can go to them and make you leave my dog alone."
"I don't care who you are!" The woman yelled again, refusing to let go of the idea that the ball was hers. "The ball was mine! This dog came over to my card and knocked it over, destroying all of my groceries in the process, and then took the ball for herself!"
"I beg your pardon!" Sweetie demanded before growling at the Karen. "I did no such thing! I simply walked up to the ball cage and picked out the one I wanted for my toy collection."
The Karen refused to give up however, stamping her foot as she called out Sweetie for the false crime. "Liar! I saw what you did! That ball is for my dog, so you'd better give it back before I sue you in court!"
Sweetie scoffed before calling the Karen out when hopping into the cart. "I'm not wasting another breath on some deluded, entitled spoiled brat like you!"
The Karen was about to approach Sweetie, only for Caiohme to stop her before calling out a flaw in her accusation. "I didn't hear any crashing sounds near the ball cage. I would've heard something if Sweetie really DID push your cart over."
"Stop sucking up to this canine brat!" The Karen shouted, looking to Sweetie, who yawned as she tried to get her to give her the ball. "You come over here and pay for my groceries, or I'm calling the police and telling them you tried to bite me because you have rabies!"
Sweetie was having enough of this, going into two leg mode while pointing her butt out directly at the Karen. "Talk to the butt."
"Gladly!" The Karen walked past Caiohme, who glared at Sweetie with her butt pointed directly at her face. "GIVE! ME! BACK! MY! BA-" Just as she was about to finish her demand however, Sweetie's butt was shown as she accidentally released...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
...a loud and bassy twenty second fart into the Karen's face and mouth, making Sweetie's butt vibrate as the Karen ended up engulfing part of her yellow, rotten egg fart cloud. Sweetie was completely mortified about the fact that she'd just farted in public with Caiohme covering her nose as she went to comfort her. Despite the gagging and coughing Karen, who Caiohme gave some water to for the part of the fart she tasted, Sweetie could only imagine what others would be saying about this. "I can see Claw calling us to joke about how this makes me look."
After the Karen finished drinking the water bottle, she wafted the lingering fart away and continued the fight. "How dare you fart in my mouth! Now I have something else to sue you in court over!"
"We're terribly sorry about that miss." Caiohme assured the Karen, and then whispered to Sweetie with a joke in mind. "Though, not for the fight you started." Sweetie did feel a little better knowing that Caiohme still had her back, and she made an offer to the Karen in regards to her new odor. "Perhaps you'd like to know about the shampoo I use for this kind of situation. They make a brand for dogs too, and I use both whenever things get messy at the castle."
Sweetie went back to blushing at the mention of her gas, leaving the Karen to examine the bottle Caiohme grabbed off of the shelf. Good thing they were in the hair and body care isle. She grabbed the one Caiohme offered to her and decided to purchase it with her other groceries. "I suppose this will do, since you obviously won't give up that ball. Just know that the world revolves around me, and I won't hesitate to sue you in court next time!"
The Karen walked off with Caiohme giving an annoyed eye roll as she went back over to Sweetie, who had to question her methods. "What is it with her and court threats?"
"I wouldn't know." Caiohme admitted, deciding to leave the isle before they attracted anymore attention. She then comforted Sweetie, seeing as she was still embarrassed about her flatulence. "Tell ya what Sweetie. When we get home, I can put on your favorite soap opera ready for after dinner."
Sweetie loved the sound of that, but she still wasn't a fan of how some of the residents in Barkingburg were looking at her in surprise over how as proper and fancy as her could fart like that. "Mind your own business, would you!? Okay!? This is why I don't fart in public!"