Chapter 2 strange…
Hello don't flame me and tell me I did something wrong since I am not 100% good ok, well lets get to the story.
Well two months has passed and i've been kicking tail, like a hell of a lot of tail, though I don't show my full power, dam thinking it out makes me feel kind of cringe, but still, I recently began to hold back a lot on my mandatory spars, kato the big guy has grown stronger in these pass few months and I come to realize that my wishes were granted, I began to have weird dreams of entering a room with files, most of them were weaponry but some of them hold my first memories in this world.
I come to realize my regeneration is slow but still faster than normal and its faster if I add chakra, and yes I unlocked chakra, it was like 5 weeks ago, that also proves that my higher growth rate is actually in effect, thank you god.
My specialized bloodline or bloodlimit is also in effect, but its not as strong as I thought it would be, but still useful, it unlocked along with my chakra, and how it works is just basically like a chakra molder, because if I activate it I can move and maneuver my chakra around my body, its not great but from what I feel its like moving clay, its moldable but hard, and its mentally taxing after a while, but the feeling of activating it is weird since when I activate it I get a full diagram of my body In my head, its blue and I can move it around.
So life has been calm, well as calm as usual anyway, the school is not that hard on me and everything is normal for me to do, reading around the library and winning the contests, but it varied since all of them were sometimes repeated but there were some new ones on the plate, examples are.
The endurance match where everyone needs to run at the same speed and pace, though you can increase your speed but can never decrease it, glad to say I won that one.
Second one the survival match, it's basically survival training where they give us a seal that monitor's our well being along with tracking us, and send us inside the forest with limited tools and supplies, you can attack the others but be careful of your surroundings since there were some predators inside the forest.
Trap detection, where they make a place fully loaded with traps and your only goal was to get something at the end of the road.
Defense point, where you defend a area or a person, by hitting the client or subject of the mission you could win but it depended on how deep the wound was and how many you managed to jam in the doll.
Capture the intel, self explanatory, it's a simulation of getting intelligence that the client needs.
Search and destroy, a simulation of hunting or locating the item, where we proceed to explode or assassinate the target.
Solo matches, a general 1 v 1
Group matches, can be 2 v 2 or more but must be equal in number.
And gang matches, it's a combat scenario where you are surrounded and have nowhere else to go but fight your way out.
I didn't find these in the original naruto, but this might be a realistic version of naruto since god did say that naruto wasn't a complete 1 to 1 in the show and reality.
There were prizes for every single simulation but as usual no one is perfect, and everyone has limits to which most can rarely beat, matches and survival i can get an 80% chance of victory simple enough, but my biggest problem is the protection and survival match since I'm basically an assault unit myself, so with that And I couldn't do much about it.
Through out my life in konoha I come to realize my neighbor is naruto uzumaki himself, I was shocked, flabbergasted , bewildered, stumped, mystified that naruto was my neighbor, I had realized this as I saw hiruzen body flickered away when I got out of my house and a naruto popped out, he had a smile and it looked like he was about to ask a question but it then died and he got slightly upset but calculating gaze and as soon as he saw me a smile popped out and he closed the door as fast as he could.
To me it was clear that naruto is quite smart even as a kid, it specially showed through his actions, it saddened me and intrigued me since the word like father like son popped in side my head, well at least from stories and what the anime showed, since minato was a goofball with friends but in combat his face looked calm and serious.
Those are the information I gathered on my two months of starting school oh and I found a book in the library that was titled basics of medic arts, it showed how one could patch up wounds and sprains, it told how best to help someone heal because duh it was healing basics, there wasn't much inside of the book but I placed a book mark on it when I become older if when i'm like 10 or 8 but they are still holding information from me but I can deal with that since i'm still a 6 year old and all.
[back to the usual]
Nashi woke up and ate his breakfast and took a bath, he then jumped outside his window and decided to run and jump from roof to roof to get to school quicker.
"See I told you, now where is my 8 thousand yen," an anbu mask with giant red circles on where his eyes are.
"You win this time gecko, but next time it won't be as easy as this time," another man with an anbu mask said.
"Yeah yeah, maybe next life eagle," gecko said as they both then split off, gecko towards nashi, eagle towards another pole.
Nashi who is running through the roof noticed his usual stalker behind him, sneakily following me with out problems, I come to learn that its better to not lose him because if I did the search group would increase and it becomes a hassle to lose them all over again.
I had practically come to live with it since they do give us some private time, mostly on Fridays and weekends, its somewhat understandable but kind of weird since they tend to watch without rest, I would know since I stayed up for 2 whole days and it seems like he didn't get any performance issues, but within those two days I managed to create a soldier pill, I learned that it's a concentration of fat and sugar along with some herbs that help with slowing down digestion and increased absorption of energy, it also helps digest the fat stores that your body naturally hides for later uses so its very useful.
Arriving at school it was usual as always, the clouds were plenty and the sky was blue, the sun didn't hurt and it sure as hell wasn't a strange day, so why was I singled out by the teachers now.
"Nashi, it has come to our knowledge that you are far beyond your fellow peers, and that it would be far more beneficial to move you to the chakra department," the man said.
"What?" I asked intelligently.
"Yes, the chakra department since we believe you are physically strong enough to be able to unlock chakra, and you just need the proper knowledge to be able to utilize it," he said
And so I was transferred to a different branch of the school, this got me perplexed at this new outcome since this was never in the show, granted it would make sense, having a development branch to increase the chances of getting chakra would be genius to increasing the possible ninja's, and it would allow the other teachers to focus on different aspects of the ninja arts, but still I didn't like the stares I got from my fellow orphans since it felt like they were trying to analyze everything about me, or straight out burn a whole through me with there eyes, some of them would have succeeded if the intensity helps but sadly it doesn't and I left with out any holes in my body.
Dam if I was a normal kid I bet it would feel like i'm on cloud nine but since i'm an adult it kind of feels strange, since for most of my life I just went with the flow, but back on the topic of this being a genius of making a development branch and a main branch of the school, dam it feels like the hyuga, with more training less seal mark.
But Allowing those families with ninja background to instantly train for there chakra, while those with civilian life would train and improve physical abilities to then heighten the possibility of unlocking chakra after being taught the proper way of activating it, but sadly I already have chakra, so I might just need to be silent for a bit and make it look like i'm steadily improving to reduce suspicions.
As I was in my thoughts the ninja escorting me suddenly stopped and I bumped into him, looking up to him he just stood there and gestured to get in and so I did.
"Ahh, be calm class, our new student has arrived," a man said, it was familiar and I knew who it was.
"Please come in," he said and I opened it and entered.
"Well then class this will be your new classmate, why don't you introduce your self," he said as he gestured him towards the chalk board.
I followed and wrote my name on the board.
"Hello i'm nashi urahara, pleased to meet you," I said with a bow.
"Alright nashi, please find an empty seat to get yourself comfortable on, and my name is iruka umino or just iruka for short," iruka said as he gently pushed me towards the seats.
And on this class I got to see all the main cast, I saw naruto, sasuke, shikamaru, shino, ino, hinata, choji, and sakura, everyone was here and I sat in front of shikamaru, next to two random shinobi's probably side characters, but its kind of fitting since i'm technically a side character.
I did question how sakura was able to get here when she to is a civilian, but then remembered she had exceptional chakra control, so it made sense in some sort of way, though I wonder why most naruto fanfiction or what ifs make them civilian council members, since if I remember correctly her family were ex ninja's right? But those are questions for another day.
Iruka, taught more in depth about chakra and its uses, from stuff like molding chakra with yin release and adding form with yang release with your element of choice, he did so by showing us a weaker version of the fire ball, it didn't hit anything and it was a demonstration so it wasn't meant to be powerful, but I saw some kids laughing at him for how weak it was, but if only they knew, but this reminded me on how cruel a world of a child is.
After more of the standard things I got to see the discrimination the other teachers gave naruto, every little movement he did was made into a bad thing and blabbering about how he is disturbing the class and to get out or sit in the corner, it pissed me off and I wanted to rip there dick and balls out from there throat but I couldn't and all I could do is copy down the things they taught so I can teach naruto later, though I did notice hinata doing the same, and I knew why she is doing that and it made me smile, even when she was young she is still very kind towards the blond.
After classes the P.E started and we were set out to do physical training, we were made to run 10 laps around the 200 meter field, it was normal since I had done this before but everyone seems to be complaining, we all got ready and ran.
Two people screamed as it started and 3 people ran ahead first, the one who screamed were kiba and naruto, while the one who ran head first were, naruto, kiba, and sasuke, the two boys ran while screaming, and sasuke just silently focused on running.
I kept up with my usual pace, fast enough to not deplete my stamina to quickly but not slow enough to be in a group, since I know the problems of running as a group and I wanted none of that, so I was behind the three boys, while in front of everyone.
First lap, some of the civilians were already slowing down and getting tired.
Second lap, most of the civilians had collapsed from exhaustion, most notable of this was sakura and ino, though I questioned how? In ino's case because isn't she from a long line of ninja clans? So she should have more natural stamina.
Fourth lap, every civilian is now beginning to lose steam and they are beginning to slow down and shikamaru has stopped since he didn't want to run anymore, while choji stopped and accompanied his friend.
Sixth lap, everyone has practically lost steam and the boys in front of me has now practically slowed down excessively, though kiba is practically running on fumes and is practically crawling, naruto still has stamina but his legs has began to feel the fatigue of running and it looks like he cant keep up, sasuke looked worst for wear, because his clothes are wet and his hair is covered in a layer of sweat, and he seems to be only slightly there.
Seventh lap, its kind of sad now, everyone has practically stopped aside from us four, though it looks like were just walking now, it looked pathetic and to stop this I just ended it with a strong stomp and ran the other three laps in record time, making sure to rest after doing that.
I gained some glare here and there from the populous, I got one from kiba and sasuke, and most of sasuke's fan girls.
"How dare you, make sasuke loo-," sakura screamed at me but I shut her up by grabbing her toung.
"How dare I? Well look here missy, if you try that one more time grabbing your toung won't be the only problem you'll be having, and if you really think this sasuke is so great then why could I beat him, so from the looks of it you are over estimating him, so I don't think he is all that much," I said as then I let go of her toung and rubbed her saliva that got on my hand on my pants, and I walked towards the three kids, and walked to naruto.
"Well then sasuke, you seem to have an over whelming amount of stamina but your body seems to be the only thing keeping you down, what do you say about training with me to improve that problem," as I stuck my hand out for a shake in front of naruto while laughing my ass off in my head.
"Umm, you got it all wrong i'm not sasuke, i'm naruto," he said so shocked that he forgot to insult sasuke who he pointed at.
"Ah my bad but still want to train?" I asked to which bewildered naruto and stunned everyone so much that naruto was silent for once.
"Also sasuke," I said as I faced sasuke, who was slightly glaring at me and naruto. "You seem to be very competitive so i'll leave the choice to you if you want help or not," I said as I walked away stunning sasuke. "You to i'll leave the choice on your hands," I gave kiba the same offer.
After that little fiasco we were given 10 minutes to rest, before we were taught the academy kata and stretches, though I noticed naruto struggling a bit so I helped him, some teachers reprimanded us but I memorized the academy kata enough to show it to him without a problem, while the class continued to sparring so did me and naruto, and this day I found out the effects of the yang half of the 9 tails could do, since punching him was like hitting cinder blocks, his skin was tough and his punches were tougher, the only reason why I could combat back was because of my experience, since naruto lacked it and not to say that the small brat was faster than I thought.
It reached the point that the asshole of a teacher saw and tried to stop it, I didn't know what it was but he looked horrified, I don't know if its naruto fighting or naruto getting stronger but I stopped him by kicking a rock to which naruto dodged and hit the teacher square in the nuts stopping him in his tracks while everyone followed him and saw the fight between me and naruto.
Naruto was fast and strong, and by the feel of it he was a slugger but fast, he hit like a ton of bricks but thankfully i'm able to dodge block and parry most of his hits, and hitting him in vital areas only stun him for a bit, and every time I knock him down he comes back more determined than before.
A kick to his liver only makes him try to grab on my leg, a knee to his guard only gives me a strong hook, my kicks and punches do minimal damage, while his punches deliver so much force it kind of scares me that he doesn't fight back against the mob that chases him, most of my strikes land on his face, it bruised but didn't leave much of a mark, but every block and deflect I make there is a new mark that appears.
But before we could continue we got interrupted by a chunin and he just glared at naruto, to which naruto flinched and as soon as the chunin was about to say something, I slugged him in the balls dropping him and making him silent since I know that look in his eyes.
"Come on naruto were going to train, and if these assholes want to limit you i'll show them what for," I said as I placed my arm around the back of his neck and walked towards some tree for shade.
"Are you sure you want to hang out with me?" Naruto asked as nashi sat himself under the tree to let his wounds heal and to stop the numbing of his arms from taking those punches from naruto.
"Why wouldn't I? I mean come on were both orphans right? And since we don't got anyone to hang on to so why not hang on to each other," I said as I felt my bruise marks healing away, it was always weird to feel my fatigue and sore muscles heal them selfs but it was pretty useful, and they tend to calm me down.
"Really?" With hope shining in his eyes.
"Yup," I said and to which his hope began to shine brighter if that was even possible.
And after that me and naruto spent our time being "reprimanded for miss behavior" that kind of bullshit but since it was P.E we were just relegated to stand on the side, but as usual I didn't let that stop me and in turn naruto, both of us did stretches then proceeded to do push ups and sit ups the basics for muscle building where I got to see naruto's limit, his form was off and his balance was horrendous, so I coached him on how to do it better, not that there is a proper way of doing those, just ways to not injure your self.
The teachers saw this but couldn't do much since the anbu that was meant to watch naruto actually arrived, though I didn't know this at the time but it was entertaining to see the man glare at us while he could do nothing, as the students trained in throwing punches and kicks I had a small inkling that it wouldn't help naruto much since from my experience naruto's style is being a slugger, and slugger he will become, though I need him to learn how to dodge and counter so I just need to refine him so he would probably be a nimble brawler, baiting hits and delivering devastating hits while making his normal punches feel like someone is throwing boulders at them, that's right naruto will be a power house though I don't know about his intelligence but will see that in the future.
After school had ended we got to walk home and it was horrible, and I found out why naruto was so strong, we had to fight grown adults in order to get our asses home, I also found out why naruto can just eat hits and come back swinging that day.
"Hey it's the demon brat, and he seems to have found a friend," dumb ass one said.
"Better get away from him if you don't want to get hurt kid," dumb ass two said.
And it just devolved from there until they were inpatient enough to just charge at us, naruto was first to be attacked and he fought back punching and kicking them though he didn't aim for the weak spots or he just didn't know, but me on the other hand I was brutal towards these assholes, I punched there balls and pussy's to kingdom come, and those that naruto took down got up after a few seconds to which I just delivered a punch where his asshole and balls meet. (AN: if you know how that feels. It's a pleasure to meet you soldier. And if you don't well its best not to know)
So over all me and naruto decimated them, lucky enough that they didn't wield any weapons because if they did we might have been toast, and why the fuck didn't the anbu come and help us, granted they might just jail them later on but still, though it was a lot easier than there numbers made it.
After arriving home me and naruto realized we live in the same building, and then we realized we are neighbors, we laughed at our situation a little and went in for sleep for the day.
[next day]
It was a normal day, most of the bruises have now disappeared the aching of my body is no more and I am fully rested, but I am incredibly hungry, I guest that's the cost of higher regeneration rate, though I wished it could have just taken my chakra instead of hunger since I get early morning cravings like a pregnant woman, but I digress, opening my fridge I had some left over boiled eggs that I munched on while waiting for the pot to get hot, so I could cook for my morning meal.
When I finished my morning meal And finished taking a bath, I walked up to naruto's room and knocked.
"Hold on, give me a minute," a voice could be heard from the inside and rummaging could be heard and then the door opened.
"You ready naruto?" I asked.
"Oh nashi, give me a minute i'll be ready by then," he said as he went back and came out with a white shirt with a swirl on the back of his shirt.
"Ok now come," I said and I climbed up the roof.
"Wait what are you doing nashi?" Naruto asked clearly not expecting this.
"Come on don't tell me you want to push through the crowd and possibly get pushed around," nashi asked as he let both his hands hang telling him that i'll pull you up.
"Well I guess you have a point," naruto said and jumped while grabbing on nashi's hands, but he was slightly scared that nashi wouldn't pull him up but compared to his thoughts nashi did pull him up.
"Well then were off to school," nashi said.
And then both of them ran towards there destination, naruto though looked nervous for some reason and looked back to back, I didn't know why but as soon as I looked down towards the streets I noticed why, the villagers, they were looking for naruto, they looked left and right with angry eyes, but as the gamers say, no one ever looks up.
We arrived at school no problem, early enough that there were only 5 people inside, notably it was sasuke, he glared at me, or looked at me I don't know, shino he looked at us but I didn't know what face he made or if he even made one, kiba same as sasuke, choji eating, shikamaru sleeping.
Me and naruto walked in and sat at the back of the class to make sure there would be no problems, I shared notes with naruto about the class he missed, I was thankful that naruto could read and wright, unlike some stories where he was so neglected that he couldn't even do that, though his hand writing was horrible it was still enough to be read.
2 minutes in and some students had already began to funnel inside the classroom, then we began to hear two loud mouths walking towards the class talking about some boy. I already know who this was so I took something out of my satchel, it was a pair of earplugs, I handed one to naruto and both of us plugged up our ears, kids looked at us like we were geniuses and felt stupid at why they didn't think about doing that in the first place, shikamaru especially.
In the middle of naruto flipping through another page and me resting shikamaru walked up to us.
"Do you have anymore earplugs?" He asked while he sat next to us and choji came along.
"Well I have my last pair on me, though I cant do much for your other friend," I said.
"He's fine, since he figured out how to tune them out along time ago," shikamaru said and choji continued to eat.
I handed it to him and he continued on laying down on the table as the two girls slammed the door to the side and screamed out a name.
"SASUKE!!!!," ino and sakura said in unison making everyone wince but it didn't effect us due to the earplugs.
After that I didn't know what they said but it looked like they were fighting to get the seat next to the uchiha, sasuke looked like he was about to ask for help but didn't continue with that action, i'm guessing its pride or just a childish act to look strong, though it doesn't matter since a boy took pity to the about to be last uchiha and sat next to him stopping the argument of the girls.
Class then started with iruka and ended with a random teacher, class was normal, they taught us chakra control methods and how to generally increase chakra, since there were two ways, one is to exhaust one's chakra pool then rest for it to return stronger, the other one is to use chakra control training methods, though it is slower than just depleting your chakra pool its more beneficial since you would need to control it, but for me, someone who has an bloodline to get better control over my chakra, and am to tired and uninterested in learning the hand signs i'll take the more power route.
Teachers are a bitch, well they usually are but they are more of a bitch when they target you specifically.
The librarian still lets me in, and surprisingly naruto, I guess being smart irl tells you the deference between a seal and the creature it self huh, well in the library me and naruto spent our time learning most chakra training methods and come out small success since no one has ever delve deeper in chakra training.
I did how ever find myself an interesting book, a book about puppeteering, I was interested in what it used, chakra strings, there invisible little strings that is created from chakra, though it did say that concentration is the key to this and is the reason why people who use chakra strings fight from a range to keep concentration, but I have a kekkei genkai that allows me to increase my chakra control so I hope it would help me, so i'll keep that in my back pocket for future use.
Well aside from that I come to realize that the library basically holds war trophies, well at least the public stuff since there aren't any strong jutsu's here, since its just the basic stuff, like chakra control, elemental manipulation, water walking and tree walking, man i'm going for water walking so I can be jesus, but that aside they have F to C rank jutsu's here, there not practically useful but it would help greatly for when you want to master an element or something.
But what they lack in strength they make up in numbers, since there is a full section for them, notably though is the lack of wind and earth, I wondered if they just deemed them not that useful or if they are stronger than one would expect, since in the show naruto just added an element to his rasengan and boom S rank, wonder if that applies to normal wind, but since its naruto probably not.
Browsing the library leads to a multitude of information that generally wouldn't be seen with only watching the anime, like the explanation that things like the sharingan or byakugan is a yin release based doujutsu, one to hypnotize them selfs and there opponents to a certain degree to be able to scan the opponent to see there chakra pathways and tenketsu points.
The other one, has control over there ability to hypnotize, both infiltrating and finishing off there opponent, while stealing and mimicking there every movement and skills, though it lacked the info about the susanoo, but it made sense since one would become to blind before achieving it and not to mention that they would keep it as much of a secret as possible, both being a trump card and a secret weapon, though it made me ask if the sharingan had yang release, since it can create something physical?
Exploring the library more I managed to find a combat section, reading through it it showed taijutsu arts from different villages, from earth, wind, lighting, mist, and fire, there were more but I got to bored of them, since the difference in each style was weather they hit harder, or faster and weapons, but what interested me was a strong fist variation within the library.
There were some similar to taekwondo, boxing, and Muay tai, and multiple styles paralleling the other world martial arts, the only difference is that they encourage and show weak points to make them lethal, so theres that.
Me and naruto went home the same way we got to school, on top of the roof.
"Man today was a bitch, right naruto?" I asked saying it in a sarcastic tone.
"I'm sorry nashi," naruto said as he took my sarcasm the wrong way.
"What? No, i'm just saying that the teachers are assholes and I wanted you to agree with me, come on man there's no way id be angry at you since you didn't do anything," I said as I looked at him.
"Oh, um then yeah, those teachers are quite the assholes, but can we keep iruka out of that list?" Naruto said and it showed that he had respect for iruka.
"Why of course, since he is the one not picking on you for no reason," I said.
"Well what are we gonna do tomorrow? Since you know, no class," naruto asked.
"Well that's obvious, were gonna train our hearts out to beat everyone, and I have some exercises to help us train up for tomorrow," I said with a grin and naruto showed a grin himself, but this time it was a genuine one, and not the one he uses to make it look like nothing bothers him.
Both of us ran towards the apartment we lived on with joy, but it soon fell as when we arrived we saw naruto's door broken down and everything inside was destroyed or no longer useable, naruto stood there in silence, clearly this was not the first time this had happened and that he already expected something like this would happen, but me, ow I was angry, and I had a good idea who did this, because behind us around the first floor of the building, I saw some older men stood up with a grin as they looked at naruto.
Aside from my anger, I saw some splotches of blood on the floor, it wasn't big, since it looked like it was cleaned in a hurry, but it showed that there was a fight in the building, it might not have caused this but it showed someone was protecting this place before inevitably being over powered and causing retreat, my guest is an anbu that hiruzen placed, but who could fight an anbu, it might have been root or most likely an ex shinobi that was forced to retire from the damage caused by the 9 tails, but I could only speculate.
When I was in my mind naruto had already entered his room and started cleaning, as if it was an average mess that he could easily clean, it broke my heart that naruto has to live like this and so I did something.
"Naruto, come here," I asked gently and he did.
"What is it—" as I cut him off with a hug.
"Its alright naruto, you can sleep in my house for tonight," I said as naruto returned my hug and cried on my shoulders.
At that moment the landlord of this place came up and saw the scene, he had a bandaged up hand and he looked like he was in defeat, he looked like he was angry but not at anyone but at himself, he looked at me and nodded then he proceeded to walk back down, I didn't know what kind of shit just happened but it felt like he just agreed with me.
"Shhh, its alright naruto, just tell me when your done," we stood there for minutes as I comforted the young boy in my arms like a sibling would.
As soon as naruto stopped, I opened my house to him, but warned him that there are some traps inside, as I showed him, there was 3 traps on the door alone, it was a frying pan that would clock someone over the head well at least head area, one was a piece of ninja wire that would drop a 15 kg weight hitting a loose floorboard and hit there nuts, one was a pleasure sensitive trap so that when they fall or something from my second trap a dusty carpet sprinkled with itch powder would fall on them.
As we avoided those we entered my kitchen, where there was a trap at the window, it had two mechanism, one is when the window is opened outside or if when it is broken into, a solid two inch wooden board that had a sheet of iron that I found in a junk yard, that would slam down and clamp down to close it properly.
Then at the bedroom, I took naruto to the side where a cabinet was at and pushed it to show a secret passage, we entered it and I pushed a cabinet over the hole from within my room, and inside my room there was something looping over the door nob, it was connected to the outlet near the door, it was held together by a magnet that when the door nob is twisted it would let go and electrocute the door handle and in turn shock the person on the other side.
"Wow, your house is so cool?" Naruto said as he looked all over my house with childish joy.
"Thank you, but lets get dinner before we sleep," I said and we did.
We had breakfast, brushed our teeth before bed and slept the night away.
[next day]
I woke up early like usual, but this time there was a foot on my chest, it felt like I was in the orphanage again sharing a room with children, I gently moved his foot off my chest and got out of my room, I prepared the usual while nibbling on my jerky, found it behind the ration bars, it wasn't that tasty but better than the cardboard they called ration bars.
This time I cooked some vinegar braised pork, with some garlic and onions, I let this sit in my fridge for the past day now, I thought it would last me like 4 days or so if I cooked it little at a time, but since I have a guest I might as well cook all of it if naruto has the appetite that I guess he has, plus it would be good for him so he could stop eating ramen all the time, since he keeps yapping about it when ever we have free time, though this does bring up the question why is naruto so cautious with me, is it the being mistaken or the no friends part, but i'll cross that bridge when I get there since its already done cooking, I woke up naruto and we had breakfast and a bath then preceded to go to my training ground.
[nashi's training ground]
"Wow, this place looks so pretty," naruto said as we got into the clearing, but this time not through the red light district's very sad path, but we followed a river close by.
"Well then naruto, how about we start with chakra control?" I said as I began to strip.
"What!?!? Not you to, man everyone has been annoying me with my chakra control problem, first everyone laughs at me for not being able to make a clone properly, then iruka sensei yells at me to do the trainings so I could get more control over my chakra," naruto complained about everything but soon realized something.
"Wait but you don't have chakra?" Naruto asked realizing that nashi was never taught how to use chakra.
"Dam that's very hurtful naruto, are you calling me a failure and that I would never have chakra," I said in mock sadness.
"No, its not like that I, I—," he stammered out.
"Ow shut up naruto, and yes I can control chakra, found out how through the libraries archives, its surprising what you could find in there, so tell me how good are you at manipulating chakra?" I said.
"Oh, um, sadly I cant control chakra that much," he said a little embarrassed at being reminded of his little problem.
"Oh, then why not show me," I asked since I already know his problem, and could possibly fix it.
"Um, ok, but promise me you won't laugh at it?" Naruto ask.
"Of course why would I, its not like i've seen anything like it, but first tell me what is it?" Nashi asked naruto.
"Well, its supposed to be a shadow clone, they say it's an illusion to trick people and is useful for faints and being able to trick the opponent so the real one could run away," naruto said, knowing the purpose but not his problem.
"Alright then show me," I said,
Naruto got up and put his hands together, his middle, index, and his thumb were left to stand up, while his ring and pinky finger were clasping each other, naruto then flushed with energy, as it surrounded him, I know in that instant that, what I saw was physical chakra, a second later an explosion of smoke appeared, and a pale and sickly naruto appeared, it couldn't hold its weight and instantly crumbled down to the floor.
"See, for some reason I cant make a proper clone," naruto said frustrated about his problem.
"Hold on, I think I know your problem," I said as I walked closer to naruto's clone and poked it and seeing as he could physically touch it.
"Ahh, naruto, your using to much yang chakra," I said and to which naruto looked at me and tilted his head to the side clueless of his problem.
"Don't tell me you don't know the difference of yin and yang chakra," I asked and his tilt just got deeper.
"Ok ok, i'll explain it to you, jeez," and then nashi taught naruto the difference of yin and yang, and how they operate.
"Sooo, i'm doing it wrong?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, because how you explained it to me is that it is an illusion, and illusions fall in the yin side, what your doing is that your over loading the poor clone with yang chakra, along with the purpose of being a distraction, so the clone gets jumbled and is unclear of its purpose so it flops, while chakra is about molding, that also applies in your intension," I explained to naruto and it seems like he is getting it.
"So I just need to lower my yang output, but how do I do that," naruto ask.
"Well I guess it's fortunate that today, I planned to just go full chakra control, so it should help," nashi said.
"Well I guess, but how am I suppose to distinguish them?" Naruto asked.
"Meh," I said as I shrugged. "I mean I don't know, its your chakra so you could probably figure that out, and also strip down to your boxers, you don't want wet clothes going back home," I said as I got in a little pool that the river had, its basically a small hole next to the water that the water just filled in, its not that deep just around neck deep but since i'm a child it tends to be like that, and its calm and not moving.
"Ok," naruto said as he did that and sat in front of nashi. "So what are we doing?" Naruto ask, as then a ripple effect happened around nashi.
"You saw that," I asked, and he nodded with stars in his eyes. "Be able to do something like that and you will be ready," I said and naruto frowned.
"Alright, jeez this sucks," naruto complained one more time before getting in the lotus position and concentrated.
Seconds later the small pond we were sitting in suddenly erupted with energy and created a mini tsunami that swiped me out of the pond and into the dirt.
"Haha, I did it, did you see that," naruto said as he stood on the slowly being filled pond that I was just inside.
"Well naruto, you, have," I said and naruto looked excited at what I was about to say. "Utterly, failed,"
"Yeah tha—s wait wha? But, but I did the thing, and it was way stronger than what you did," naruto said franticly.
"Naruto as a ninja do you really need fancy jutsu with big effects?" I asked.
"Well duh, because you can tell all a ninja with the biggest jutsu are the strongest," naruto said clearly on the opinion that what he said was right.
"Well sad to say, but I call those idiots, though it is true that the people who are hokage have big and powerful jutsu, but I think those were side effects not what they intended, and if you want to argue, look at the forth hokage, aside from summons, what was he known for?" I asked and naruto seriously thought about it for a second.
"In the third great shinobi war he took down more than 10 thousand rock shinobi," naruto said while nodding to himself as if he won this argument.
"Well did he use big jutsu's to wipe them all out? Hmm," I asked and he couldn't tell me anything.
"But he had to, I mean 10 thousand, come on he had to have done some sort of giant jutsu," naruto said.
"Well its clear that you didn't read up on your shinobi history, well then let sensei nashi tell you how he did it, it was a jutsu that the lord fourth created himself, he called it the flying thunder god, he flashed around the field and slaughtered them all," I said.
"So I was right," naruto said as he pumped his fist up in the air.
"How so?" Nashi asked.
"With a name called flying thunder god, it would have been a giant attack that devastated the battle field," naruto said.
"Well sad to say that's not the case naruto," I said.
"What, but how," naruto asked.
"Well you see, flying thunder god was not a big jutsu, but instead it was a movement based jutsu, and no he didn't stomp the battle field, he just moved quickly and silently to the point where no one could react fast enough and that's how he did it," I said.
"Ok you win, so what was the reason for this?" Naruto asked.
"Well the reason for this is, that it shows that efficiency is what makes a ninja," I said.
"So what your saying is I need to be efficient," naruto said
"Yes that is the case," I said nodding proud that naruto got it.
"Alright nashi, lets get my chakra so high that I could be more efficient," and there goes all my pride.
"NO YOU DUMB ASS, YOU'RE CHAKRA IS ALREADY LARGE ENOUGH, AND WHAT IM SAYING IS TO GET BETTER CONTROL," I screamed at naruto so much it would have made iruka proud.
"So, I j-j-just n-n-need c-c-control r-right?" Naruto asked while quivering since that was the first time I screamed at him.
"Yes, so don't explode the dam pond ok," I said.
"Ok,"naruto responded.
And so I entered the waist deep pond, but when we meditate inside of it its just tall enough to be at waist deep pond right now, it wasn't that deep compared to my real hight, but as a child I might as well call this a pool instead of a pond, but this was perfect for our training.
And so both me and naruto trained for the whole day, naruto on control, and nashi in waisting aka increasing chakra, for nashi it was getting better since he could send constant waves at naruto now, though they are small but progress is progress, naruto on the other hand, well lets say his gotten better since he did, because he is no longer exploding the the whole pond, just sending giant ass waves at me, my hair was soaked and I nearly choked at times when naruto threw a wave at me and I took a breath at that moment, but aside from near death by water, it was all good.
We had lunch and naruto went back to training, I could see that it was getting better and better, but it was still giant waves, since every time naruto did it I could spot the top of his torso on top of the tree I was sitting on doing my upside down sit ups, while naruto worked on his chakra all day, nashi after exhausting his chakra decided to do some physical conditioning, nashi knows how horrible it is to get chakra exhaustion and how painful it is to strain your chakra coils, and he never wanted to do that again.
Naruto and me talked, trained, and rested together, until the sun was about to set which it painted the sky orange, I noticed this in the middle of my knuckled push ups, and notified naruto that were about to head home.
"So how was training little man," I asked naruto as I slung my arm around his neck and walked.
"Well it was fun, what they taught us at school was pretty boring, so it was surprising how much fun it was," naruto said clearly thinking about splashing water with his chakra and our splash fight with chakra.
"Well goes to show, if its something you like it will always be fun," I said as I continued to walk with him.
Naruto and I walked all the way back towards the apartment, and as soon as we got to the bridge we stopped by to walk up stream I noticed a presence that was alerted by us or naruto to be specific, I looked up at the trees and saw no one, but I felt that someone was there, we continued our walk until we reached home, and a man was sitting in front of naruto's home we were on guard since he looked strange, but.
"Ahh, naruto uzumaki, I was sent by the hokage to personally Introduce you to your refurbished house, and to hand you this," the man said, as he handed naruto an i'm sorry card -hiruzen, and then he vanished.
Naruto opened his apartment and was surprised to see how clean it was along with money on the table, he was happy that his home was back to normal but knew it wouldn't last long.
"Say nashi, want to sleep at my place, you know to repay you for last night?" Naruto asked.
"Sure why not, and while were at it why don't we make traps to protect your house from those assholes," I said and naruto beamed a smile at me.
"Really? Will you really show me how to make those awesome traps?" Naruto said.
"Yes I will, so stop smiling at me and prepare some food i'm starving," I said as I entered and sat on the couch.
I spent the entire night with naruto that day, after eating my first ramen in this world, got to say it was good though, but clearly unhealthy.
After that we finished our little lunch, we spent our time laughing and planning traps while thinking how and where they would appear, and the possible traps we could place, rummaging around we found multiple things that could be used as a trap, we found some bug poison powder, we found out it won't kill and applied to the skin it becomes itchy and warm, it won't burn but it hurts and washing it just spreads it.
Along with that we had caltrops which we could place it under a rug so that when people step on the rug they would get stabbed, along with some possible tranquilizer it would be very effective, and with that we finished the front door, moving on to the window.
We didn't have much, but we could find something to board up the window to protect it from intruders, we could easily bolt it down but the glass would not be effective and digging a whole on the bottom, but we bet the landlord wouldn't agree with that, we could place small toys but that wouldn't be that effective if he wasn't home, we thought of using knifes or something but decided that would be to dangerous not minding my electrocution trap, we decided to think about it tomorrow and suggested to go to the junk yard to find something to use.
For his bed room, we went for something childish, dismantling the door nob I slotted it back in but this time with a pole, and on the other side there was something that held it in place unless you twisted the nob, what it was holding was something slimy and liquid, and then some feathers, it wouldn't stop anyone but it would work for once, and in the possible future naruto would be one of the best trap master.
After that me and naruto rested, since we began to sit around and sleep after silently smashing a hole in the wall to enter his bed, big enough to fit but small enough to not let adults enter, me and naruto began to become tired and so after a few minutes naruto and I rested, but naruto fell asleep, I took him to the bed to sleep properly, and flopped my ass on the couch since his house still wasn't fully safe so id be the first line of defense.
[next day]
Me and naruto took a gander on the junk yard after eating, it looked as horrible as I had remembered it, but clean in its own kind of way, since the trash is separated in size and material, and so we went to the wood section, the area is mostly empty aside from the sleeping genin in front of the mesh gate but it did little as you have seen.
"Alright naruto, look around while I do my shtick," I said and naruto instantly ran somewhere, I sighed and continued my thing.
For me the junk yard didn't have much, aside from broken tanto's scraps of extremely rusted kunai and shuriken here and there bad for children, well normal children for naruto it might just even be a normal cut due to his regeneration, but still dangerous.
Looking around the wooden section I looked for something specific, it wouldn't help now but maybe in the future, at times like these were I waist my time it makes me think "oh geez rick, I hope I had a little friend inside me to speak to," I thought making a morty impression.
And on my generalized search I came out.
with a hand.
yeah a hand, don't worry its not a human hand, it's a puppet hand, that feels and looks like a human's hand, lets hope this isn't one of those sex dolls because if so, I might need to cut off my hand, wrapping it up on a piece of cloth I then dropped it in my satchel, more searching later I came out empty handed since that was the only thing I found, well that is related to what I was interested in so yeah, its time to look for naruto, and as I suspected he was at the metal section and is trying to pull out something.
"Whats going on bud?" I asked naruto.
"I'm, trying, to get this," naruto said as he is trying to pull a two inch thick piece of steel.
"Naruto, my boy, sorry to burst your bubble but I don't think that would fit," I said as it is literally almost like a steel door as I look at it from the top.
"But I want it," naruto whine as he began to franticly try.
"Come on dumb ass, lets go get some wood and something to board your window," I said as I walked towards the wood section.
"But wouldn't iron be better since its stronger?" Naruto asked.
"Well true that, but the problem would be your window frame, so its best to get something light, but If you want to get something that is iron like, then get an iron sheet so we can practically layer it over your wooden board," I said as I already found a broken board that could easily be used after some cleaning up.
"Ok, i'll go look for something," naruto said as he saw nashi walking over to apiece of broken board roughly the shape of his window.
After a few more dumpster diving, nashi and naruto noticed that there were some genin that were entering the dump, naruto had found a sheet of steel he deemed worthy to be used as a layer of defense, I got to naruto and told him to be sneaky and move with him, we walked around the corner of the junk yard walking low and slow to not get noticed, I don't know if they will even let us take these things since I got it easy when I went dumpster diving for my things, so I didn't want to get caught since I didn't know if they will confiscate the things we got or will just let us go.
"Hey, yahiru get over hear, some asshole managed to miss place some wood," a female voice could be heard.
"Ohh come on, why aren't you strong enough hinami," the now designated yahiru said.
"Well this is called a team building exercise so get over here," hinami said.
"Dam it why did I get this team, the only reason why kazuto followed you around is because he has a crush on you dam it," he said but silently enough so that the others couldn't hear it but we could since we were on the plastic section, me and naruto nearly shit ourselves.
We managed to escape and get home safely, and made a trap similar to mine on the window and we called it a day, it was the after noon and it would take to long to get our asses to my training ground so we decided to spar in the backyard since no one uses it and its practically perfect if we get away from the wall and its stuff.
"You ready naruto?" I asked as I got in a boxing stance.
"Well as ready as I'll ever be," naruto said as he got into the basic academy stance, and soon combat began
Naruto jumped at me and swung his right hand, nashi dodged to the right and aimed a knee at naruto's stomach.
"Don't be predictable naruto, and never jump, it limits your movement," I said as my knee landed on his stomach.
Naruto took this and tried to elbow nashi's side, nashi pulled him in to stop his elbow midway by hugging him one handed.
"You are strong naruto, but never be complacent with it," nashi said as he jumped and aimed naruto, face planting to the ground.
"Ugh, that really hurt," naruto said as he got up and rubbed his face.
"Well duh, were fighting so it would tend to hurt," I said.
"Your right, but how did you do that?" Naruto asked.
"Simple, I just locked your shoulder by pushing you on to me, in turn making you not able to move anymore," I said.
"Ok,"
"Well then naruto its clear, that you need some training, and no i'm not talking about the academy style, since it would be more fitting if you were a brawler, by looking at how you fight," I said.
"Really, then how would I train to be a brawler, will it have special moves, will it be an epic fighting style," naruto rambled out.
"No, its mostly just punching hard and taking hits, but for you we would need to learn how to dodge and parry, along with blocking so we could lessen the damage that you take and be able to deliver more damage," nashi said.
After having a conversation on how one would combat, we decided on training his body for now while emphasizing no chakra enhancement, and so our afternoon was spent on physical training mostly so we could waist energy and be fully energized next day, and it worked since we fell asleep on naruto's living room from exhaustion.
Chapter end.
[omake]
"Gecko, please bring nashi his monthly orphan allowance," hiruzen said as he dropped 50k yen on the table and it puffed away.
As soon as gecko opened the door, he opened it to much and the string snapped dropping a frying pan on his face, after being hit he stumbled forward letting loose another trap as something dropped and hit him directly in the back, slapping his ass hard enough to drop him forward, dropping face first landing on the pressure trap and landing directly on his back and a puff of smoke could be heard, and he felt his skin itch.
"Ugh, fuck, fuck, fuck, my back, my ass, my face, ugh, what kind of child traps his own house, ahhh, this child is lucky," he said as he walked towards the living room and saw the trap meant for the window. "Well his covered all his weak spots," he thought as he then got to the door nob and as he twisted it and he felt the full effect of the electricity shocking him extra crispy.
[Next day]
Nashi got out of his room and yawned crawling out of his room he noticed that the traps he had prepared had been activated and saw a crisp mark in front of his room, while walking around and looking for some sort of clue who it was but didn't find anything aside from the money on his living room counter.
[end]
So hello everyone, thanks for reading.
RANDOM QUESTION: if you could be in any clan what would you be?
Me personally I would want to be a nara since there shadow jutsu has a multitude of uses, not just for traps but weapons as well shown in boruto where shikamaru can send them out like spikes.
Also gotta ask would you people mind gender bending?
Well hello folks thanks for making it this far thanks for reading and flame me gently i'm still soft and tender so don't burn me to much.