Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures
Written and Illustrated by Artist1990
Based on "Tiny Toon Adventures" created by Tom Ruegger and produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Amblin
Based on the "Pokémon" Video Games by Nintendo & Game Freak and the Anime Series by OLM, Inc.
Other guest starring franchises belong to their respective owners.
Note: All Pokémon dialogue is translated.
(Insert New Version of "Tiny Toon Adventures" Theme Song)
(We see the Warner Bros. logo which zooms away and it transitions to the Tiny Toons circle.)
Buster: We're tiny . . .
(Buster appears.)
Babs: We're toony . . .
(Babs appears.)
Cast: We're all a little looney,
(The rest of the Tiny Toons cast join in. Mary Melody replaces Elmyra Duff.)
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV.
(The Tiny Toons run out of the TV.)
Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.
(Buster squirts himself with a seltzer bottle, while Babs hits herself with a pie.)
Fifi: We crahck up ahll ze censahrs.
(The censors are laughing)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures,
(Fifi emerges from the TV smashes the screen with a mallet.)
get a dose of comedy!
(Buster is dressed as a doctor, while Babs and Fifi are dressed as nurses.)
So here's Acme Acres,
it's a whole wide world apart.
(We see a view of Acme Acres.)
Fifi: Our hahme sweet hahme, eet stahnds ahlahne,
a cahrtoon wahrk of ahrt!
(Fifi is making a painting of Minerva Mink in a sexy, revealing outfit. She's wearing a French barret.)
Plucky: The scripts were rejected,
(Plucky is operating a type writer.)
expect the unexpected.
(A second Plucky head emerges from the paper, scaring the real Plucky.)
Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
(We see the Tiny Toon Adventures logo again.)
Plucky: They're furry,
They're funny.
(Buster and Babs Bunny appear.)
Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
(Buster and Babs take off their disguises, revealing that Buster is really Babs and Babs is really Buster.)
Bimbette Skunk has money.
(We see Bimbette Skunk sitting on a lawn chair, with some dollars in her hands. Behind her are a rack of some expensive dresses, a platinum limo and jewelry.)
Teen Titans are a bane!
(The TTG Versions of the Teen Titans are harassing Elmyra until Bane whacks all six of them with a large steel girder. Some of them hit the camera.)
Buster: Here's Hamton.
(Hamton is vacuuming his floor.)
Plucky: And Plucky!
(Plucky emerges from the vacuum.)
Babs: Fifi's very mushy!
(Fifi is kissing Lightning Rodriguez all over the face, leaving pink kiss marks. His eyes turn into pink hearts.)
Cast: Furrball's unlucky . . .
(Furrball is smelling a flower until a piano crushes him.)
and Gogo is insane.
(Gogo Dodo hits himself with a mallet, splitting him into more copies.)
Fifi: Aht Ahcme Looniverseety we earn our toon degree.
(We see Acme Looniversity.)
Ze teacheeng stahff's been getteeng laughs seence 1933!
(Fifi and the other students are gathered at class. The teachers present are Bugs Bunny, Pepé Le Pew, Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf, posing. Ralph is flattened by an anvil.)
Cast: We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
(We see the cast of Tiny Toon Adventures)
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
(We see the logo again, but then, Fifi thrusts the words of 'Fifi's New' on top and joins Buster and Babs in the logo.)
Fifi: Ahnd now our sahng ees dahne!
Signs of the Rat-ture
Out in space, on a small moon colony, a ferocious battle was raging between the Justice League and the forces of Apokolips. The members of the Justice League that were present were Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern John Stewart, the Flash, Hawkgirl and Martian Manhunter. Also accompanying the superheroes was another member of the Green Lantern Corps. This one was an alien called a Rodian. On the side of Apokolips were a large group of Parademons and other forces of Darkseid. The one who couldn't fly were riding some big alien rats called Apokorats. The two Green Lanterns fired green lasers from their power rings, blasting some Parademons. Superman uppercutted one, sending it flying. The airborne Parademon was then whacked by Hawkgirl using her mace. Batman threw some explosive batarangs at some Apokorat Riders. Wonder Woman lassoed one and threw it into a couple of them, toppling them over. Martian Manhunter fired his eye lasers. The Flash ran around a while group of them, trapping then in a tornado. But no matter how many of Darkseid's forces they defeated, several more kept coming.
"There's too many of them!" said the Flash.
"But we have to keep fighting!" said Hawkgirl. Suddenly, the eight superheroes got hit by a powerful energy attack that knocked them down. The one that attacked them was apparently a big Apokorat that stood on his hind legs and was covered in body armor. He stood roughly was eight feet tall.
"That one can walk like a human?" asked GL John.
"I am Rat-ture, loyal servant of Darkseid. You heroes are the only people standing between my master and the Anti-Life Equation," said this new foe. Some of the Darkseid's forces grabbed the Justice League.
"Anti-Life Equation?" asked Batman.
"I'm not sure what it is. But one thing's for sure, we can't let Darkseid get his hands on it," said Martian Manhunter.
"And we won't," said Superman. But suddenly, Rat-ture fired a laser gun that was powered by Kryptonite at Superman. It didn't kill him, but it was enough to knock him down for the count.
"I wouldn't be too sure of that," said Rat-ture. Suddenly, the Rodian Green Lantern burst free and knocked down the Parademons that grabbed him earlier.
"Go, get help! Send a distress beacon if you have to!" said GL John Stewart. The Rodian Green Lantern then began to fly away.
"After him!" said Rat-ture. Some of the Parademons flew after the Rodian Green Lantern. As he was flying, he sent a distress beacon to anybody he hoped would answer the call with a communicator.
Fortunately, somebody good did answer it. The one who received it was Brainy Barker, leader of a team called the Dog Star Patrol. She was a saluki who was an alien superhero dog as well as possessing a possible connection to Superman's arch-enemy Brainiac. Most of her fur was light purple with dark purple ears and green eyes. She wore a white cape with a gold collar and a green and yellow pendant. She had psychic abilities. Although her team was called the Dog Star Patrol, one of the members was a cat. "Oh my. I better inform the team," said Brainy Barker.
Unaware of the danger, the students of Acme Looniversity were sitting in class once again. This time, they were listening to a lecture by Professor Pepé Le Pew. "Now, when trying to find your lahve, you must let ze one of ze oppahsite sex know how much you lahve heem or hair right frahm ze stahrt. You dahn't wahnt to be shy ahnd hide your feeleengs," said Pepé. Pepé's protégé, Fifi La Fume stared at Pepé as he said his lecture. Her cheeks blushed pink and hearts floated above her.
Le sigh. Pepé ees so hahndsahme. I really need to find ze right oppahrtuneety to express my crush on heem, thought Fifi. She was also doodling a picture of herself and Pepé hugging and kissing, with Pepé covered in red lipstick marks and having red heart eyes. Babs Bunny, rolled her eyes, seeing what Fifi was doing. Pepé noticed Fifi was lost in her thoughts.
"Fifi, ahre you leesteneeng?" asked Pepé.
"Oh. Yes. Sahrry," said Fifi. She let out an embarrassed giggle.
After school, every student started to head to their respective homes. Furrball the Cat was walking back to the Duff House. He was feeling troubled. "Elmyra and Sweetie are almost done healing. Which means they're gonna go back to tormenting me," said Furrball to himself. Just then, he saw something that caught his attention. The blue cat saw a green streak flying across the sky and crash to the ground in an explosion. "I wonder what that is? I now know that it was stupidity that killed the cat and curiosity was framed. So I'm gonna investigate it," said Furrball. And he ran to where whatever it was crashed. By the time Furrball arrived, he could see a smoking crater. His eyes widened in shock. Crawling from the crater was the Rodian Green Lantern. Unfortunately, he was fatally wounded as evidenced by the green blood dripping from his wounds. He groaned as he crawled out of the crater. "Hey, are you okay?" asked Furrball.
"Earthling . . . your planet is in danger," said the Rodian GL. Furrball couldn't understand him due to him speaking Huttese. The Rodian took off his ring and offered it to Furrball. "Take the ring . . . it has chosen you," said the Rodian. Even though Furrball couldn't tell what he was saying, he did know that the alien wanted him to take the ring. Furrball them grabbed the ring. "Use it wisely, my furry friend," said the Rodian. And the alien fell dead. Furrball looked down at the alien sadly. Suddenly, two Parademons that were chasing the Green Lantern appeared. Furrball meowed in fright at the sight of the two. But then, the ring started to glow.
"What the?" asked Furrball. He put the ring on his finger and he was suddenly engulfed in a bright green light. The Parademons shielded their eyes from the brightness. When the glowing stopped, Furrball was now wearing a Green Lantern costume.
"Uh-oh," said the two Parademons. Furrball fired a green laser from his power ring, which vaporized the two Parademons.
"Whoa," said Furrball.
Meanwhile, at their HQ, the members of the Dog Star Patrol were gathered to discuss about the threat of Darkseid's forces. Besides Brainy Barker, the other members were Superman's pet dog; Krypto the Superdog, Ace the Bat-Hound, Robbie the Robin, Mammoth Mutt, Bull Dog, Paw Pooch, Tail Terrier, Hot Dog, Tusky Husky and Streaky the Supercat. Like Superman (a.k.a. Kal-El or Clark Kent), Krypto was also from Krypton. Superman's father Jor-El used Krypto as a test subject when he was making a rocket to send Kal-El to Earth when he was just a baby. He has the same solar powered abilities that his owner has too. He was a white fully-grown, Kryptonian dog with floppy ears, a long snout, small paws, black triangle nose, round eyes and a white tail. He wore a yellow collar with a tag with the Superman symbol and red cape. Robbie the Robin was Ace's sidekick who was similar to Robin the Boy Wonder, but was an actually bird. He wore a costume similar to his human counterpart.
Mammoth Mutt was a chihuahua with pink fur and blue eyes. She wore a white collar with a red heart on it. She got her name because she can inflate and expand herself to enormous proportions. Bull Dog was a blue English Bulldog with an English accent and had large bull horns that he uses to attack foes. Paw Pooch was a Basset Hound with yellow and brown fur. And he actually had eight legs. He has the ability to grown/sprout multiple limbs, allowing him to dig and run quickly. Tail Terrier was a green furred alien dog resembling a Scottish terrier. He wore a black collar with a blue tag. He got his name because he can uses his tail like a lasso. Hot Dog was a red Dachshund who can generate head from his ability and breathe fire. He had brown ears and wore a blue collar. Tusky Husky was a blue and white Siberian Husky who spoke with a French Canadian Accent. He got his name due to his massive tooth, which he uses to drill through stuff. He wore a helmet and backpack. Streaky was an orange & yellow cat who wore a blue cape. He got his powers from a doubling ray that allowed him to get some of Krypto's powers by accident. One of the other dog heroes summoned was Stretch-O-Mutt. He was originally a guard dog at S.T.A.R. Labs until he fell into a vat of Experimental Elastic Solution and gained stretching powers just like Plastic Man and Mr. Fantastic. The meeting hadn't started yet cause the members had just arrived. "Why have we been summoned?" asked Ace.
"We'll find out once the meeting begins," said Krypto.
"So you two must be Krypto and Ace. Wonder Woman has told me about you," said an unfamiliar voice. Krypto and Ace saw who the voice belonged to. It was a female kangaroo who dressed like Wonder Woman. So that made her Wonder Woman's pet.
"Who might you be?" asked Krypto.
"My name is Jumpa. I'm Wonder Woman's pet kangaroo. This is the first time I've ever stepped out Themyscira," said the Kangaroo.
"So why now have you've come?" asked Ace.
"I think this meeting may have to do with my master," said Jumpa.
"Wow. You're pretty," said Robbie. Ace rolled his eyes.
"Oh, thanks," said Jumpa, blushing a bit. It wasn't long before everybody was gathered at the meeting table.
"My fellow animals. You were called upon because the Justice League has been captured," said Brainy Barker.
"Captured by who?" asked Streaky.
"The forces of Apokolips, Darkseid's home planet," said Brainy Barker. She began to project images of Apokolips and Darkseid using her psychic abilities. Everybody else gasped.
"Holy hostage situation!" cried Robbie.
"And I fear they'll target Earth since the Justice League are their prisoners," said Brainy Barker.
"But isn't Earth supposed to be under New Genesis protection?" asked Mammoth Mutt.
"True, but Darkseid may defy it. We must rescue the heroes regardless," said Brainy Barker.
"But we've never taken on a threat of that level before," said Tail Terrier.
"I just remembered something from when Batman and I went to a city called Acme Acres when we chased after the Joker and his gang there," said Ace.
"And what would that be?" asked Tusky Husky.
"There are these animal students who go to this school called Acme Looniversity. And some of them have taken superhero identities, which look like rip offs of some of Justice League members. And I heard they got new members just recently," said Ace.
"And who are they?" asked Bull Dog. As Ace explained, Brainy Barker was projecting images from Ace's memories.
"When I was at Acme Acres last time, there were two bunnies that dressed up as copycats of Superman and Wonder Woman. There was a duck who dressed up as a rip off of my master. And there was a coyote version of Green Arrow and a skunkette who was a magician like Zatanna. There might be others out there too," said Ace.
"Seriously? A bunny that was trying to be like my master?" asked Jumpa, raising an eyebrow.
"We'll have to recruit them too," said Brainy Barker.
Back at Acme Acres, Buster and Babs were hanging out at Acme Acres Park. "You know, things are actually pretty boring without Elmyra to bug us," said Buster.
"Says you. Fifi and I couldn't be any happier," said Babs.
"True. But I wish something exciting would happen," said Buster.
"Well, I know what is exciting. A kiss," said Babs. She prepared to kiss her boyfriend on the lips.
"I'm sorry, are we interrupting anything?" asked a voice. Buster and Babs turned and saw the voice belonged to Krypto. Jumpa was with him too.
"Are you Buster and Babs Bunny, no relation?" asked Jumpa.
"That would be us. You must be Krypto, Superman's dog. But who are you?" asked Buster.
"Jumpa, Wonder Woman's pet kangaroo," said Jumpa.
"What's so important that you had to interrupt my romantic moment?" asked Babs, looking annoyed.
"The Dog Star Patrol require your help, as SuperBun and Wonder Babs," said Krypto.
"Okay. You can count on us," said Buster. The two bunnies spun around til they were in full costume.
"Ace wasn't kidding about these toons dressing up as rip offs of some of the Justice League members," whispered Jumpa to Krypto.
"We're ready for action," said SuperBun. Jumpa stared at Wonder Babs.
"What?" asked Babs.
"You may dress up like my master, but wether you have her strength and courage, I'll have to see on the field," said Jumpa.
"Well seeing is believing," said Babs.
Plucky Duck was trying to think of a way to get back at Buster and Babs for using him as a scapegoat to avoid capture from Elmyra. Even though it had been months, Plucky wouldn't let go of that grudge. But he was pretending to dismiss it in order to fool the bunnies. Just then, Plucky sensed something. "You might as well step out of your hiding place," said Plucky. The one who was hiding was Ace the Bat-Hound and Robbie the Robin.
"Plucky Duck, you're needed by the Dog Star Patrol as Batduck," said Ace.
"I might as well call my sidekick, Decoy too," said Plucky.
"And who is Decoy?" asked Robbie. "A pig named Hamton," said Plucky. Plucky dialed Hamton's phone number. Hamton was relaxing when his phone rang. He answered it.
"Hello?"'asked Hamton.
"Hamton, we're needed as Batduck and Decoy pronto," said Batduck. "Sure," said Hamton. The two then changed into their superhero costumes.
Elsewhere in the city, Fifi was returning home, where her mother, Fleur was waiting. "Fifi, you've ahrrived just een time," said Fleur.
"Een time? Fahr whaht?" asked Fifi.
"Zere's sahmebahdy who weeshes to see you," said Fleur. She stepped aside to reveal Streaky.
"It's nice to meet you, Fifi La Fume. Or do you prefer Scentanna?" asked Streaky. Fifi's eyes widened when she heard that he knew who she was.
"How deed you . . . ?" asked Fifi.
"I know Ace. The Dog Star Patrol needs your help," said Streaky.
"Okay," said Fifi. She then spun around til she looked like a purple and white tornado. When she stopped spinning, she was now as Scentanna. Streaky was amazed at how beautiful she looked.
"Meow wow," said Streaky. The skunkette superheroine just smiled.
"Please be cahreful, Fifi," said Fleur, hugging her daughter.
"Dahn't wahrry, mahthair. I will," said Scentanna.
Shirley the Loon was meditating in her room when she sensed somebody approach her. It was Tusky Husky. "Sheerley ze Loon?" asked Tusky Husky. Shirley opened one eye.
"Like, who are you?" asked Shirley.
"Tusky Husky of ze Dahg Stahr Pahtrahl. You ahre required to help us ahs Hahwk Loon," said Tusky Husky.
"Like, what's the emergency?" asked Shirley.
"We'll tell you wance you ahnd your friends ahre gahthered," said Tusky Husky.
"Okay," said Shirley. She then changed into a costume that was similar to Hawkgirl's. She even had a mace too.
Once again, Calamity Coyote was chasing after Little Beeper and Anais. This time, he was using an Acme Jet Powered Scooter. The gray coyote was trying to chase Little Beeper and Anais into a painted tunnel so that they'll crash into it. But instead, the two roadrunners went into the tunnel like a real one. Calamity tried to stop his scooter, but it was late. CRASH! BOOM! He crashed into the fake tunnel, which blew up the scooter. Calamity was black as soot and his face was flat from the impact. Little Beeper emerged from the fake tunnel and laughed at him. Anais emerged too.
"Zat's whaht you get fahr trying to ruin our rahmahnteec time tahgethair," said Anais. Before Calamity could retaliate, the three heard a cough to get their attention. It was Paw Pooch.
"Little Beeper, Anais & Calamity, we need your help as Little Dasher, Freedom Belle and Keen Arrow," said Paw Pooch. With no hesitation, the three changed into their superhero costumes, which looked like the costumes of their counterparts.
At Mars, Marcia was out gathering rare martian rocks. Two Martian robots were accompanying her as bodyguards. Just then, she heard a voice. "Are you Marcia the Martian?" asked the voice. She turned and saw the voice belonged to Hot Dog, who was wearing a dog sized version of Superman's space suit. The two Martian Robots pointed their flamethrowers at him. "Whoa. Whoa. Can you point those someplace else?" asked Hot Dog.
"Identify yourself," said Martian Robot #1.
"The name's Hot Dog of the Dog Star Patrol. We need Marvin's niece to help save the world," said Krypto.
"Her?" asked Martian Robot #2.
"Yes. She's the Martian Manhuntress, is she not?" asked Hot Dog.
"It's true," said Marcia.
At the Duff House, Sweetie Bird and Byron Basset were having some after school snacks. "Excuse me," said a voice. The two pets saw it was Tail Terrier.
"Who are you two?" asked Sweetie.
"Tail Terrier of the Dog Star Patrol. You and Byron are needed to help save the Justice League as Pink Canary and Aquamutt," said Tail Terrier. Unbeknownst to the three, Furrball was overhearing the conversation. Just then, the ring started to glow again.
"Huh?" asked Furrball. He put the ring on and Furrball began to transform once again. The glowing of the transformation caught Tail Terrier, Sweetie and Byron's attention. When the glowing stopped, Furrball was wearing his Green Lantern costume again.
"You, cat. How did you get a hold of a Green Lantern ring?" asked Tail Terrier.
"So that's what it was. The one who gave it to me was dying and he gave ring to me. I may not have been able to understand him, but I do know he probably wanted me to have this," said Furrball.
"Then I think you should come too," said Tail Terrier.
"Pah! We don't need dat putty tat. He had the worst luck of all of us toons," scoffed Sweetie.
"Well I'd say it was lucky for him to be given that ring. So he must come," said Tail Terrier. Sweetie growled in annoyance, while Furrball smirked at Sweetie.
At Wackyland, Gogo Dodo was doing some of the wacky stuff he usually does when he was approached by Stretch-O-Mutt. "Are you Gogo Dodo?" asked Stretch-O-Mutt.
"I sure am. Who might you be?" asked Gogo.
"I'm Stretch-O-Mutt of the Dog Star Patrol. You're needed as Plastic Dodo to help save the world," said Stretch-O-Mutt.
"You can count on me!" said Gogo. He spun around until he was in full costume, standing in a heroic pose.
At the cosmetics shop at the Acme Acres Mall, Minerva Mink was shopping for some new makeup. When the lovely mink went into the ladies' room, Mammoth Mutt was waiting for her. They were the only ones present. "Are you Minerva Mink?" asked Mammoth Mutt.
"That would be me, the most gorgeous mink in town," said Minerva.
"The Dog Star Patrol needs your assistance as Power Mink. Earth may be facing an invasion," said Mammoth Mutt.
"Oh dear," said Minerva. She quickly changed into a costume similar to Power Girl's, complete with the cleavage window.
Elsewhere, the captive Justice League were brought to Apokolips' palace. Superman was forced to wear a red sun radiation collar on his neck. But they weren't the only captives. T.I.N.O. (Teen Titans in name only) were prisoners too. Rat-ture and his forces appeared before Darkseid. They kneeled before their master. "My lord, we captured the Justice League along with some other prisoners," said Rat-ture. Superman gritted his teeth as he stared at Darkseid. He had not forgotten how Darkseid ruined his reputation for a while.
"I presume the colony your forces attacked sent a distress signal to them?" asked Darkseid.
"Yes. There was another Green Lantern Corps. member, but he's dead and out of the way. We also caught these five prisoners who got in our way," said Rat-ture.
"You can't keep us prisoners! We're the Teen Titans! You villains are nothing but jokes!" said T.I.N.O. Robin. Rat-ture whipped him with his tail.
"That's no way to talk to my master!" said Rat-ture. Darkseid growled due to T.I.N.O. Robin's insult.
"Take the Justice League to the dungeon. Put Superman in the red sun radiation room. I'll deal with these five super delinquents myself," said Darkseid.
"Superheroes! Not super delinquents! Superheroes!" said T.I.N.O. Beast Boy.
"SILENCE!" yelled Darkseid as he kicked T.I.N.O. Beast Boy. The kick sent him crashing into his four comrades. Rat-ture began to escort the Justice League to their holding cells. Darkseid grabbed T.I.N.O. and took them to the torture chamber. From their cells, the Justice League could hear the anguished screams of T.I.N.O. as Darkseid tortured them.
Very soon, the Just-Us League of Super Toons arrived to the Dog Star Patrol HQ, in full costume. Due to how beautiful both Scentanna and Power Mink looked, some of the members of the Dog Star Patrol were swooning over them. They had heart eyes and let out howls & wolf whistles. Decoy had a look of jealousy due to the other males falling for Scentanna. "Boys," said Power Mink in annoyance.
"Zey ahre such cheeldren," said Scentanna, with amusement. It was at that moment, she noticed Furrball was present too. "Sahcrebleu! Furrbahll, I deedn't know you were a membair of ze Green Lahntern Cahrps," said Scentanna.
"I just got this ring from a dying member," said Furrball.
"He was the one who sent the distress signal to us," said Brainy Barker, making herself known to the others.
"Who are you?" asked Plastic Dodo.
"I'm Brainy Barker, the leader of the Dog Star Patrol," she said. Very soon, the JLST and DSP were gathered around the meeting table.
"So what's the emergency?" asked Decoy.
"The actual Justice League have been captured," said Brainy Barker.
"By who?" asked Pink Canary.
"The forces of Apokolips," said Brainy Barker.
"Apokolips, as in the home planet of Darkseid?" asked SuperBun.
"Yes. According to the distress signal that other Green Lantern sent before he died, they were being led Rat-ture, a giant Apokorat who is deadly in combat. I pretty much imagine that the Justice League was taken to Apokolips," said Brainy Barker. The JLST gasped when they heard this.
"Which is why we're going to have to mount a rescue mission to save them. However, we can't send all of you to Apokolips at once. There's a chance that Darkseid may send some of his forces to invade Earth, even though the planet is under New Genesis protection," said Brainy Barker.
"So which ones will go to Apokolips, and which ones will stay here on Earth?" asked SuperBun. Brainy Barker thought for a moment.
"SuperBun and Krypto, you two will take Ace, Batduck, Jumpa, Wonder Babs, Little Dasher, Furrball, Hawk Loon, Martian Manhuntress, Mammoth Mutt and Tail Terrier. The rest of you will stay on Earth as backup or in case Darkseid sends some of his forces to invade," said Brainy Barker.
"Okay," said SuperBun.
"So, like, how we are supposed to get to Apokolips?" asked Hawk Loon.
"We managed to create our own Motherbox so we can create our own Boom Tubes to get there. Paw Pooch, go get it from the vault for the mission," said Brainy Barker.
"Yes, ma'am," said Paw Pooch. He then went to fetch the said items. While the heroes were waiting to start their mission, they began to converse.
"So, what's it like living among the Amazons in Themyscira, Jumpa?" asked Wonder Babs.
"The women living there are fierce warriors. Men are forbidden from setting foot on the island," said Jumpa.
"Leeving een a plahce weeth no boys would steenk fahr moi," said Scentanna.
"Why's that?" asked Jumpa.
"Cause I lahve boys. I wahnt to find my true lahve sahmeday. But eet's hahrd when zere ahre few skunk hunks een Ahcme Ahcres. But zere ahre sahme boys who ahren't skunks zat I do like," said Fifi.
"Who?" asked Jumpa.
"She likes me, but I've never had a full relationship because my abusive owner, Elmyra doesn't want me dating her unless she agrees to be her pet," said Furrball.
"That's not fair," said Mammoth Mutt.
"I know," said Furrball.
"I like her too. We dated once or twice," said Decoy.
"Sahme othair boys I like ahre Sylvestair Jr., Lightneeng Rahdreeguez ahnd Ahsh's Peekahchu," said Scentanna.
"What's a Pikachu?" asked Jumpa.
"I presume zere ahre no Pahkémahn on Zemysceera?" asked Scentanna. Jumpa shook her head.
"They're animals that command various elements like fire, water, grass, electricity and more," explained SuperBun.
"Some are pets for humans. Other humans use them for exciting competitions called Pokémon battles where they pit Pokémon against Pokémon," said Batduck.
"They sound like modern day gladiator battles," said Jumpa.
"Yes, but they don't battle til one dies. They battle until one falls unconscious," said Hawk Loon.
"There are also really powerful Pokémon called Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. Their power is on par with the gods," said Power Mink.
"No way. Really?" asked Jumpa.
"Yes. One of the Electric Legendary Pokémon's power may even rival that of Zeus," said Plastic Dodo.
"I doubt that," said Jumpa.
"But ahnyway, Peekahchu ees ahn Electreec-type Pahkémahn zat looks like a beeg mouse. He looks like ziss," said Scentanna, taking out her locket. She showed Jumpa the photo.
"He looks cute. I can see why you love him," said Jumpa.
"Oui. Ze Peekahchu species ees pahpulahr ahmahng geerls ahnd wahmen. Zeir cute exterior hide zeir rahw electreecahl powair. Ze Peekahchu I'm een lahve weeth belahngs to a Pahkémahn Trainair nahmed Ahsh Ketchum. I lahve heem cause he sahved me frahm Elmyra befahre he wahs even Ahsh's Pahkémahn. He hahs ze mahst keessahble fahce ahmahng ze boys. I just lahve to keess heem teel hees fahce ees cahvered een my leepsteeck," said Scentanna. She giggled as she thought about Pikachu, blushing.
"Isn't that kind of immature of you, kissing a boy almost non stop like that?" asked Jumpa.
"But sahme of ze boys lahve eet when I keess zem seelly. Sahme of zem go, how you say, bahnkers when I keess zem, even eef eet's just one keess," said Scentanna. And to prove it, Fifi grabbed Decoy and gave him a kiss on the cheek, leaving a red kiss mark. Decoy's eyes turned into red hearts and his heart pounded with love. Not to mention, his normally curly tail became straight and pointed before turning red. He began to go crazy, letting out excited yells and howls. Scentanna laughed at Hamton's reaction. "See whaht I mean?" asked Scentanna.
"But what about the boys who don't like to get kissed silly? I don't know much about love, but I do know there's such a thing as being too affectionate," said Jumpa. Before Scentanna could say anything else, Paw Pooch returned with the Motherbox.
"I got the Motherbox needed for the rescue," said Paw Pooch.
"Excellent. Come on, team. Let's rescue the Justice League," said Krypto. Krypto activated the Motherbox, creating a Boom Tube. He and his team were on their way to Apokolips for their dangerous rescue mission.
"Be cahreful," said Scentanna.
Back at Apokolips, in the torture chamber of his palace, Darkseid was still in the midst of torturing on T.I.N.O. The world conquerer had the five superhero wannabes strapped to some sort of torture machine. He activated the machine and T.I.N.O. screamed.
"This is a prototype machine which I like to call, the Agony Matrix. It turns on all of the victim's pain receptors at once," said Darkseid.
"SAY WHAT?!" yelled Cyborg.
"In dummy terms, you'll feel pain all over your body, inside and out. I'm still trying to figure out how to make a smaller, handheld version. But you five will be excellent test subjects before I use it on Superman, my most hated enemy," said Darkseid. T.I.N.O. continued to scream in pain.
On the outskirts of the capital city, Krypto, Ace, Jumpa, SuperBun, Batduck, Wonder Babs, Hawk Loon, Little Dasher, GL Furrball, Martian Manhuntress, Mammoth Mutt and Tail Terrier arrived to the planet. "So what's the plan?" asked Ace.
"We find out where they're being kept and then we'll try to bust them out without getting caught," said Krypto.
"Easier said then done," said Hawk Loon. Everybody turned to Martian Manhuntress.
"Marcia, if you're superhero persona is based on Martian Manhunter, you should have his shapeshifting. So we need you to impersonate Rat-ture," said Jumpa.
"Before he died, the Rodian did record a video of him so that we know what we're up against," said Krypto. He showed Martian Manhuntress the recording.
"Okay," said Martian Manhuntress. She memorized it, then concentrated and she shape shifted into a perfect copy of a Rat-ture. Now all she needed to do was to infiltrate the palace without getting caught. Martian Manhuntress went to Darkseid's palace and managed to get in. The other heroes used the shadows to get around without being detected. There were Parademons and other forces of Darkseid everywhere. The transformed martian looked around until she found the entrance to the dungeon level. She spotted seven cell doors, with each of them having two guards standing outside. That must be where the Justice League are being held prisoner. Okay, Marcia. Let's hope you can impersonate Rat-ture really good or my cover will be blown, thought Martian Manhuntress. Marcia as Rat-ture approached the Parademons guarding the Justice League's cells. "I'm here to relieve you of guard duty," said the fake Rat-ture. The Parademons stared in confusion. "Lord Darkseid asked to bring the prisoners to the torture chamber," said the fake Rat-ture. The Parademons understood, not knowing the Rat-ture standing before them was an imposter. One of the guards took out the keys and unlocked the cells where the Justice League were held. The Parademons brought them out. One of them put the red sun radiation collar back on Superman's neck. The fake Rat-ture began to lead the Parademons and the Justice League away from the dungeons.
Meanwhile, the real Rat-ture came to the torture chamber, where Darkseid was waiting. "You wanted to see me, my lord?" asked Rat-ture.
"Yes. I want you to take these so called Teen Titans to their holding cells," said Darkseid. He stepped aside to reveal the severely weakened T.I.N.O. Each member's skins were pale, their eyes bloodshot and had veins all over their bodies. They let out groans of pain. "After you lock them up, bring me the Justice League. Now that I know the Agony Matrix Machine works on these five fools, I shall use it to torture the Justice League too," said Darkseid.
"At once," said Rat-ture. He had some Parademons seize T.I.N.O. and they began to take them to the dungeon, unaware they were in for a nasty surprise.
The fake Rat-ture led the Justice League and the Parademons outside of the capital city. That was the signal for Krypto, Ace, Jumpa, Mammoth Mutt, Tail Terrier and the JLST. Jumpa stomped on one of them. The fake Rat-ture then transformed back into Martian Manhuntress. The Parademons' eyes widened in shock. GL Furrball materialized an anvil using his ring, which bonked another on the head. A baseball sized goose egg formed on its head. "Ow," groaned the Parademon. It then fell unconscious. Both Krypto and SuperBun froze several of them with their ice breath. Hawk Loon them smashed them to pieces with her mace. Batduck and Ace threw explosive batarangs at the monstrous grunts. Wonder Babs used her lasso to tie one up. Little Dasher then twirled him around like a bola. The Parademon was sent crashing into a wall and slid down, unconscious. Tail Terrier whipped a couple with his tail. Mammoth Mutt inflated her body to a large size and body slammed the last of them. Very soon, all the Parademons were defeated. The Justice League were surprised by what they had just saw. "Krypto," said Superman. Krypto used his heat vision to sever the red sun radiation collar from Superman's neck. He then began to lick his master.
"Ace," said Batman. Jumpa went up to Wonder Woman and nuzzled her master.
"Jumpa. You've come too," said Wonder Woman.
"But who are these other guys? And why are they dressed like us?" asked the Flash, scratching his head.
"We happen to the Just-Us League of Super Toons. The Dog Star Patrol summoned us to help you. I am SuperBun," said SuperBun.
"Name's Wonder Babs," said Wonder Babs.
"I'm Batduck. Batman and I have met before," said Batduck.
"Beep beep," said Little Dasher.
"He says his name is Little Dasher," said SuperBun.
"Like, I'm Hawk Loon," said Hawk Loon.
"I'm Martian Manhuntress," said Marcia.
"And I'm Furrball," said GL Furrball. GL John Stewart noticed Furrball had an actual Green Lantern ring.
"Where did you get that ring?" asked John Stewart.
"I can tell you when we get back to Earth. I think we should leave before Darkseid knows we escaped," said Furrball.
"Good idea," said Superman. The heroes used the Motherbox to create a boom tube and went back to Earth. Back in Darkseid's fortress, Rat-ture arrived to the dungeons and threw T.I.N.O. into their cells and locked them.
"That'll teach you not to disrespect my master," said Rat-ture. He then turned to the guards. "Okay. Bring out the Justice League so my master can torture them," said Rat-ture.
"Umm, did you bring the Justice League to Lord Darkseid already?" asked Guard #1.
"I did not! I just got here!" said Rat-ture.
"Wait a minute. If you just got here. Then who was it that came to collect the prisoners?" asked Guard #2. Rat-ture's eyes widened as he began to piece together what was going on.
"YOU IDIOTS!" snarled Rat-ture. He whipped the guards with his tail. "Where did this imposter went?" asked Rat-ture. The guards pointed in the direction the fake Rat-ture went. Rat-ture, some Parademons and some other Apokorats went to find the escaped prisoners.
Krypto & his rescue team and the Justice League arrived at the Dog Star Patrol HQ. The other heroes were waiting. "We brought the Justice League back, safe and sound," said Krypto.
"Excellent work, Krypto," said Brainy Barker telepathically.
"I used my shapeshifting to fool the Parademons into thinking I was Rat-ture and tricked them into thinking I was gonna take them to Darkseid," said Martian Manhuntress.
"Pretty sneaky," said Tusky Husky.
"I wish we could see the look on Rat-ture's face once he finds out the Justice League escaped," said SuperBun.
"I wouldn't celebrate too early. There's still the chance Rat-ture might retaliate," said Superman.
"Anyway, here are the other members of the Just-Us League of Super Toons," said SuperBun.
"Bahnjour. I'm Scentahnna, ze Mysteec Maiden of Musk. Right here ees Ahquamutt," said Fifi. Keen Arrow held up a sign that read, "They call me Keen Arrow".
"I'm Pink Canary," said Pink Canary.
"They call me Plastic Dodo," said Plastic Dodo.
"My nahme ees Freedahm Belle, one of ze newest members ahnd Leettle Dahshair's geerlfriend," said Freedom Belle.
"And I'm Power Mink," said Power Mink.
"You oughta consider expanding your team," said SuperBun.
"I'll take that into consideration," said Superman.
Back on Apokolips, Rat-ture went outside of Darkseid's fortress and found the surviving Parademons that were clobbered by Krypto's rescue team. "Alright, what happened?!" asked Rat-ture.
"Some animal superheroes ambushed us along with another martian impersonating you. They freed the Justice League and escaped back to Earth," said the Parademon. Rat-ture growled and angrily and fired an energy blast that blew up that Parademon. He turned to some other ones.
"Prepare a Motherbox. We need to get to Earth and get the Justice League back before Darkseid finds out, pronto!" said Rat-ture.
"But the treaty with New Gene . . . ," said the head Parademon.
"Screw the treaty! They're prisoners of Darkseid and we must get them back! I'll just tell Darkseid and New Genesis that it was just a bunch of rebels that did the attack! So let's go!" said Rat-ture.
"At once," said the Head Parademon. He activated the Motherbox and a Boom Tube formed. Rat-ture and his squad of Parademons then went to Earth. Naturally, Rat-ture and his forces went to Metropolis, Superman's home city. His Parademons forces filled the sky, while the Apokorats ran amuck on the streets. The Parademons used their spears to skewer and whack everything and everybody. The Apokorats trashed cars and chased any civilians that got in their way. "I think I'll stop by S.T.A.R. Labs and interrogate Emil Hamilton on the whereabouts of the Justice League," said Rat-ture. He then went to find the said building.
Martian Manhunter was still shocked to see another martian. "How? How is this possible? I thought I was the last of the martians," said Martian Manhunter.
"You did?" asked Marcia.
"You mean, whoever are your parents or ruler, never told you?" asked Martian Manhunter.
"No. They didn't. What happened?" asked Marcia. Before Martian Manhunter could explain, alarms started to blare at the Dog Star Patrol headquarters. Brainy Barker spoke telepathically so the human superheroes could understand her.
"Dog Star Patrol, Justice League, JLST, Rat-ture and his forces have invaded," said Brainy Barker.
"Where did they land?" asked Hot Dog.
"Metropolis," said Brainy Barker.
"We better hurry, pronto," said Decoy.
"Rat-ture was sighted at S.T.A.R. Labs. Superman, SuperBun, Krypto and Stretch-O-Mutt, you four go to S.T.A.R. Labs to confront Rat-ture. Batman, you along with Batduck, Ace, Decoy and Plastic Dodo will head to the Daily Planet to help evacuate everybody in there. Wonder Woman, take Jumpa, Wonder Babs, Aquamutt and Mammoth Mutt. Both Green Lanterns will accompany Tusky Husky, Scentanna and Power Mink. Flash, Little Dasher, Freedom Belle, Paw Pooch and Bull Dog will be group 5. Martian Manhunter, Martian Manhuntress, Tail Terrier and Streaky will be group 6. Hawkgirl, Hawk Loon, Hot Dog, Pink Canary and Keen Arrow will be group 7. I will accompany Superman's group," said Brainy Barker.
"Okay," said everybody else.
"Time to send Rat-ture and his forces packing back to Apokolips," said Batduck.
Rat-ture grabbed Dr. Hamilton by the shirt and lifted him up. "Where are the Justice League?!" asked Rat-ture.
"Why are you asking me?" asked Dr. Hamilton.
"Cause we captured them as prisoners, but they escaped. Darkseid wants to torture them, especially Superman! Where are they?!" asked Rat-ture.
"I-I-I don't know. I lost trust in Superman ever since that one attack from Apokolips years ago," said Dr. Hamilton. WHACK! Rat-ture whacked him with his tail.
"But he still comes to S.T.A.R. Labs to get some of his equipment! So where are they?!" demanded Rat-ture.
"Hey, rodent!" said a voice. Rat-ture turned around and saw Superman. "You want me? Here I am," said Superman.
"You must foolish to come all by yourself," said Rat-ture.
"He didn't come by himself," said Brainy Barker telepathically. She along with Krypto, SuperBun and Stretch-O-Mutt stepped forward.
"First a Superman, then a Superdog. And now a Super Rabbit?" asked Rat-ture.
"I'm SuperBun actually. Super Rabbit was already taken by my mentor, Bugs," said SuperBun.
"Let's take this fight outside. I don't want any toxic chemicals to be accidentally released," said Krypto.
"Fine then," said Rat-ture. He then threw Dr. Hamilton onto the ground. Superman & the four super powered animals and Rat-ture then went outside to begin their fight. Rat-ture made the first move by firing energy blasts. The five heroes dodged the attack. Brainy Barker used her psychic powers to lift up some rubble. The purple saluki then threw the rubble at her enemy. Some of the rubble hit Rat-ture, but he dodged some of it. Superman, Krypto and SuperBun fired a triple heat vision attack. It was a direct hit on Rat-ture. However, he wasn't done. He whacked Superman with his tail. Stretch-O-Mutt then coiled around Rat-ture like a snake. He then began to squeeze him. But suddenly, Rat-ture bit him to make him let go. Stretch-O-Mutt howled in pain. Superman, SuperBun and Krypto used their arctic breath to freeze Rat-ture in an ice block.
"Did we get him?" asked SuperBun. Unfortunately, it wasn't over. Rat-ture burst out of the ice block.
"You made a big mistake!" said Rat-ture.
At the Daily Planet, Batman, Batduck, Ace, Decoy and Plastic Dodo were fighting the Parademons and Apokorats gathered there while giving everybody time to evacuate the building. Batman kicked a Apokorat Rider off his steed, knocking it onto the ground. Decoy was the one evacuating the people. "That's it everybody. Move in an orderly fashion. No shoving," said Decoy. Among three of the people were Lois Lane, Jimmy Olson and Perry White. A Parademon tried to attack the three, but Ace threw some batarangs at it, causing to back off.
"Good dog," said Lois. And she along with Perry and Jimmy fled to safety. Batduck was barely trying to avoid getting skewered by a Parademon's spear. Then, he grabbed the spear of a fallen Parademon and used to block an incoming strike. The two began to fight with their spears, clanging like swords.
"Now we're fighting on even terms!" said Plucky. He then whacked the Parademon and it was sent crashing into a wall. Plastic Dodo stretched his body to avoid any incoming lasers. He then wrapped his arm around a Parademon and squeezed it until its body was thin in a cartoony fashion. Some of the other Parademons laughed at their comrade's humiliation.
"What are you laughing at?!" shouted the Parademon. He then saw what happened to his body and shrieked. He glared at Plastic Dodo, growling. He lunged at the stretchy superhero, but he stretched himself out of the way and the Parademon missed.
Wonder Woman, Jumpa and Wonder Babs blocked incoming laser shots with their bracelets. They along with Mammoth Mutt were fighting some the Apokolips forces in the Metropolis Subway. Mammoth Mutt expanded one of her legs. She executed a kick that knocked down several Parademons. Wonder Woman and Wonder Babs then got out their lassos. Wonder Woman used her lasso to wrangle a Apokorat. Wonder Babs on the other hand used hers to grab a large piece of rubble. She then hurled it at ten Parademons, who were toppled by it like bowling pins.
"Strike!" said Wonder Babs. Jumpa stomped on a couple of Parademons and Apokorats. Aquamutt summoned water that washed away some of the winged aliens.
Both John Stewart and Furrball created energy beams from their rings to lift up rubble some civilians were trapped under. "Hurry," said Furrball.
"Get to safety," said John.
"Thanks," said one of the citizens. They fled as far away from the site of the battle. Now that the citizens in the area were evacuated, Furrball and John Stewart could focus on fighting the Parademons. Tusky Husky used his long tusk to slash holes in some of the Parademons' wings, crippling their ability to fly. One was about to sneak up on him when Scentanna kicked it.
"Oh. Merci, Scentahnna," said Tusky Husky.
"Je t'en prie," said Scentanna.
"Yoo-hoo!" called Power Mink to some Parademons. She stood in a sexy pose, hoping the Parademons would get charmed by her good looks. Unfortunately, they were unaffected. One of them threw its spear at Power Mink. She barely dodged the attack. "I don't understand, surely they would've been distracted by my pretty looks," said Minerva.
"Parademons are mindless monsters. They can't be affected by your natural beauty," said John Stewart. He fired a laser at one of Darkseid's henchmen.
"Maybe I should show how to prahperly ahffect ahn enemy weeth chahrms," said Scentanna. The magician superheroine blew a kiss in the form of some glowing, magic hearts. The hearts hit the Parademons and Apokorats. The effects of the magic hearts started to kick in. They hallucinated Scentanna looking sexier than she already was. So in their lovestruck daze, they hallucinated her with bigger boobs and lips. Their eyes turned into hearts, their hearts pounded with love and some even had nosebleeds. They let out wolf whistles before howling. But then, they glared at each other and growled.
"Hey! I saw her first!" said a Parademon.
"No. I did!" said a Apokorat. The affected Parademons and Apokorats began to fight each other over Scentanna. Scentanna laughed at the sight of them making fools of each other.
"Even Pahrademahns ahnd Ahkorahts ahre such cheeldren undair ze right ceercumstahnces," said Scentanna. Furrball created an energy T-Rex that ate some of the enemy aliens.
The Flash, Little Dasher and Freedom Belle ran fast to avoid the lasers that were being fired at them. "You're too slow!" said Freedom Belle. Little Dasher stuck his tongue out at the Parademons and Apokorats. Flash executed some fast punches on his foes. Little Dasher and his girlfriend used their feet and beaks to fight. Bull Dog rammed several Parademons and Apokorats with his horns pointed forward, like a real bull. The aliens were sent flying everywhere. Paw Pooch grew several limbs that he used to punch several enemies.
Group 5 was sent to the Metropolis park. Martian Manhunter, Marcia and Streaky fired mid air eye lasers at the Parademons they fought. Tail Terrier whipped several of them with his tail. Hawkgirl and Hawk Loon whacked any Parademon that came at them with their maces. Then, Hawk Loon threw her mace and began to control it with a boomerang with her psychic power. Several Parademons and Apokorats were knocked out of the sky by the attack. Hawk Loon then had her mace return to her and she grabbed it. "How did you do that?" asked Hawkgirl.
"I have psychic abilities," said Hawk Loon.
"I see," said Hawkgirl. Hot Dog fired hot flames his mouth, burning several Parademons and Apokorats. Keen Arrow fired arrows with either boxing gloves or explosive ones at his foes. Pink Canary let out her loud Canary Cry, deafening or killing several Parademons and Apokorats. The battle against Darkseid's forces was so intense that explosions could be seen from the Metropolis island prison. Lex Luthor and Ultra Humanite watched silently from their jail cells.
Back at Star Labs, Superman and his group were having a hard time against Rat-ture. "You can't defeat me! I'm Darkseid's champion!" snarled Rat-ture.
"Hold it right there!" said a voice. Everybody turned and saw the voice belonged to a Japanese man wearing an orange jacket. "You are in violation of the New Genesis treaty!" said the man.
"Just who do you think you are?!" asked Rat-ture.
"How about I show you," said the man. The man did some sort of battle pose. "Jouchaku!" shouted the man. Suddenly, some particles of a substance called Granium began to form a battle suit for him. The process took 0.05 seconds. The man was now wearing a silver, full body armored suit. "I am . . . Space Sheriff . . . GAVAN!" shouted the man. Gavan began to charge at Rat-ture, drawing a sword called the Laser Blade. It began to glow blue as he powered it up. Rat-ture summoned a blade hidden in his wrist gauntlet. The two engaged in a sword fight, with their blades clanging as they fought.
"Did you summon him, Brainy Barker?" asked Krypto.
"No, I didn't," said Brainy Barker.
"I was sent by the Galactic Union Police. They detected Rat-ture's forces invading and sent me to stop him. I also brought some other reinforcements to help your friends," explained Gavan.
Group 2 were still fighting the Parademons at the Daily Planet. Just then, an extended fist hit one of the Parademons. "Nice punch, Plastic Dodo," said Decoy.
"That wasn't me," said Gogo.
"It was me," said a voice. It belonged to Plastic Man, the hero that Gogo based his costume on.
"Plastic Man, what are you doing here?" asked Batman.
"I along with some other heroes were summoned as calvary," said Plastic Man.
Back at the Subway, Wonder Woman and the rest of Group 3 were having a tough tune with the Parademons. Suddenly, water began to flood part of the halls and the Parademons were washed away. The cause of the water was Aquaman. "Aquaman, you came at a good time," said Wonder Woman.
"I came as soon as I can," said Aquaman. He then slashed a Parademon with his harpoon arm.
Two more heroes came to aid Group 4. They were Zatanna and Power Girl. Power Girl made her entrance by doing a flying punch on a Parademon. Zatanna made herself known by using her magic to freeze several with an ice spell. The frozen Parademons and Apokorats fell and shattered when they hit the ground. "I along with Power Girl have come to help you turn the tide against these Parademons," said Zatanna.
"Ooh la la. So you're ze real Zahtanna ahnd Powair Geerl," said Scentanna.
"I see you two have the same powers like us," said Power Girl. She zapped a Parademon with her heat vision. Power Mink grabbed a Apokorat and threw it toward Power Girl.
"Catch!" said Power Mink. Power Girl then kicked the Apokorat and it fell unconscious.
"Nice work," said Power Girl.
"Thanks," said Power Mink. As Scentanna was fighting, a Parademon whacked her, causing her to yelp. She crashed to the ground. As she struggled to get back up, she saw several Parademons and Apokorats surrounding her.
"Uh-oh," said Scentanna. But before the enemy aliens could harm her, Furrball used his Power Ring to create energy anvils and safes to rain down and crush them.
"Are you okay?" asked Furrball.
"I ahm now, zanks to you," said Scentanna, blushing. The one sent to help Flash's group was Liberty Belle, the heroine Freedom Belle based her costume on. She plowed through several Parademons as she ran.
"Coming through!" said Liberty Belle.
"Liberty Belle, I see you came to help," said the Flash.
"That's right," said Liberty Belle. Flash, Liberty Belle, Little Dasher and Freedom Belle began to run around the city, clearing away the Parademons.
As Martian Manhunter, Martian Manhuntress, Tail Terrier and Streaky were fighting the Parademons at Metropolis Park, somebody rammed the Parademons, sending them flying in different directions. The one who attacked them was a super powered individual who wore a black and yellow costume. With him was a dog that dressed similarly. "Who are you?" asked Martian Manhuntress.
"I am Black Adam. And this is my dog, Anubus," said the person. He and Anubis then charged at more of the Parademons. But the way they fought was very brutal.
"Something tells me this guy's an anti-hero," said Tail Terrier.
Hawkgirl, Hawk Loon, Hot Dog, Pink Canary and Keen Arrow were still fighting the Parademons in the area they were sent to. Pink Canary was about to do her Canary Cry when everybody heard somebody else execute it too. But this one was stronger. The Parademons fell before it. Everybody turned and saw who it was. It was the superheroine that Pink Canary was based on; Black Canary. "Black Canary? What are you doing here?" asked Pink Canary.
"We were sent to help along with some other heroes," said Black Canary. Just then, the Green Arrow appeared and fired arrows at some of the Parademons.
"Who sent you? Brainy Barker?" asked Keen Arrow.
"No. It was the Galactic Union Police," said Green Arrow.
Space Sheriff Gavan was holding his own against Rat-ture. Rat-ture had cracks in his armor from being slashed by his sword. It was at that moment that the other superheroes arrived. "Who's that?" asked Batduck.
"He's called Space Sheriff Gavan. He's the one who sent those other heroes who assisted you," said Superman.
"Even if you're all here, you can't stop me!" said Rat-ture.
"Then maybe one more will stop you!" said a voice. "Huh?" asked everybody. Somebody rammed Rat-ture sending him crashing into a wall. He recovered and saw who did it.
(Insert "Freakazoid Theme")
It was a superhero who had teal skin and black hair with white lightning-shaped streaks. He wore a red bodysuit with a black circle with a yellow F and ! on it along with white gloves & boots. "Who do you think you are?!" asked Rat-ture.
"You may call me . . . Freakazoid!" said the superhero. Freakazoid charged at Rat-ture with lightning speed and began to deliver rapid punches and kicks on Rat-ture.
"Who the heck is Freakazoid?" asked the Flash.
"He's a superhero with incredible powers, but is a lunatic at the same time. So try to imagine Superman, the Flash and the Joker in one person, but without the murderous streak," said Brainy Barker telepathically to Flash.
(End Music)
"Don't tag all the fun!" said SuperBun. All the other heroes then began to overwhelm Rat-ture with their various attacks and powers. Space Sheriff Gavan's helmet eye pieces began to glow red as he began to prepare a finisher.
"Gavan Dynamic!" said Gavan. He then tossed the sword to Brain Barker, who powered it up with with psychic powers. Then, she passed it both Green Lanterns who used their Power Rings to charge it up more. The next person that was given the Laser Blade was Hot Dog, who charged it up with his flames. After that, Hot Dog gave it to Superman and he and SuperBun used their heat vision to give the Laser Blade more power. After that, they gave it to Zatanna and Scentanna, who channeled their magic energy into the sword. The heroes kept passing the sword to each other and powering it up until finally, Krypto grabbed the sword with his mouth.
"Sic 'em!" said Superman. Krypto then charged at Rat-ture armed with the Laser Blade. Rat-ture charged to try to stop him. Krypto then swung the sword and sliced at Rat-ture by the waist. Rat-ture screamed as he was engulfed in an explosion.
"Alright!" said Buster. When the smoke from the explosion cleared, the superheroes could see a pile of what appeared to robotic parts.
"Le whaht?" asked Scentanna.
"Rat-ture was really a robot?" asked the Flash.
"No wonder he was crazy strong," said Freakazoid. But then, the heard some movement coming from the pile.
"There's something moving," said Hawkgirl.
"Them he must be just somebody in robotic armor then," said Batman. And the one who was piloting the robot suit emerged. But the identity of how was piloting it baffled everybody. For Rat-ture was really a small Apokorat.
"You made a grave mistake!" snarled Rat-ture. But then stopped when saw he was surrounded by the heroes, looking down on him.
"I can't believe we Justice Leaguers were captured an ordinary rat," said John Stewart.
"For your information, I am a Apokorat like the rest of my brethren!" said Rat-ture.
"Regardless, you're outnumbered and outgunned," said Superman. He then picked up Rat-ture by the tail.
"What are you going to do?! Imprison me in the Phantom Zone?! My master will just free me!" hissed Rat-ture. "I say, let's exterminate this rodent," said Black Adam.
"Actually, I have something more fitting for you," said Gavan.
Back on Apokolips, Darkseid was getting impatient. "Hmm. Rat-ture should've been back with the Justice League by now. I better go down to the dungeons and see what is the hold up," said Darkseid. Just as he was about to leave the torture chamber, Granny Goodness entered.
"Master Darkseid. There's somebody outside the fortress," said Granny Goodness.
"Who?" asked Darkseid.
"Space Sheriff Gavan!" said Granny Goodness. Gavan was waiting outside the fortress for Darkseid when the tyrant himself cane out.
"Space Sheriff Gavan. If you think you can come here to arrest me, you are sadly mistaken. I didn't violate the treaty with New Genesis," said Darkseid.
"I know, but your pet did," said Gavan. He threw a tied up Rat-ture on the ground. He attacked Earth after some other heroes freed your captives. You better keep him in line, or the people of New Genesis will find out," said Gavan. He then used the motherbox to create a boom tube and went back to Earth. Darkseid glared at Rat-ture.
"Explain yourself!" said Darkseid as his eyes started to glow.
"Help," said Rat-ture as he turned pale as a ghost.
Repairs of Metropolis started to get underway. At the Justice League Watchtower, the heroes were getting their wounds patched up. Space Sheriff Gavan was present too. "I returned Rat-ture to his master and he was not happy with him," said Gavan.
"Something tell me he's going to be in for a world of hurt," said SuperBun.
"You bet," said Wonder Babs. She turned to Wonder Woman and Jumpa. "So, you think I did good?" asked Wonder Babs.
"You're a superhero, in your own right," said Wonder Woman.
"You actually were an impressive fighter," said Jumpa.
"Thanks," said Wonder Babs.
John Stewart was talking to Furrball. "You didn't do too bad in your first fight as a Green Lantern. But you're gonna need some training in order to master your powers," said John Stewart.
"Okay," said Furrball. Scentanna approached Furrball.
"You were really brahve to cahme to my rescue, Furrbahll," said Scentanna. Suddenly, she grabbed the blue cat and began to hug him. "Zank you, zank you, zank you!" said Scentanna happily. The purple skunkette then kissed Furrball all over the face. When the kiss was done, the blue cat's face was covered in red kiss marks. The next thing Furrball knew, his face getting breast smothered by Scentanna. She laughed a cute laugh as she smothered Furrball with her bosom. Suddenly, Jumpa pried Furrball away from Scentanna.
"Scentanna, stop. You're suffocating him," said Jumpa. Furrball gasped for air.
"I don't know why those sick perverts want to get their faces in a woman's breasts. I nearly suffocated," said Furrball.
"Oh, sahrry," said Scentanna, blushing in embarrassment.
"Seriously, there are men who want to get their faces in women's boobs?" asked Jumpa. Furrball nodded.
"That's just another to add to why men are for forbidden on my island home," said Jumpa. She turned to Scentanna. "Now do you see that there is such a thing as being too affectionate toward a boy? You need to consider the boy's feelings besides your own. I mean, who taught you how to act that way of showing affection for someone of the opposite sex?" asked Jumpa.
"Eet wahs Pepé Le Pew. He ahlways showers a geerl he lahves weeth lahts of keesses," said Scentanna.
"Well let me ask you this, does the girl return the feelings toward him?" asked Jumpa.
"Well, I . . . ," said Scentanna. But then, Scentanna noticed that Martian Manhunter and Marcia weren't present. "Hey, where ahre our two mahrtian friends?" asked Scentanna.
"They went to their home planet of Mars. After meeting Marcia, J'onn J'onzz wants to know how is it that there are other martians after believing to be the last of his kind for so long," said Krypto.
At the Martian Palace, Queen Tyr'ahnee was relaxing in her throne room when Marvin and K-9 approached her. "Your majesty, my niece has returned, and she's brought a visitor," said Marvin.
"A visitor?" asked Tyr'ahnee.
"Yes," said Marvin. He stepped, revealing Marcia and J'onn J'onzz. J'onn kneeled before the martian queen.
"Who are you?" asked Tyr'ahnee.
"My name is J'onn J'onzz. The people of Earth call me the Martian Manhunter," said J'onn.
"Why have you come?" asked Tyr'ahnee.
"For years, I thought I was the last of the martians after the devastating invasion of the Imperium. After I met Marvin's niece, I became curious about how there are survivors," said J'onn.
"How come I've never been told about this?" asked Marcia.
"Because you weren't old enough to learn about that devastating event. The invasion of the Imperium was a real interplanetary disaster. A disaster so horrifying, it gives me goosebumps just reading about it," said Marvin.
"You see, 1,000 years ago, before you were born, Mars was more populated than it is today. It was an age of peace. But all that changed when the Imperium invaded. The Imperium are parasitic aliens that prey on peaceful civilizations. The Martians and the Imperium engaged in a war that lasted for 500 years. They destroyed nearly all life on Mars and absorbed and duplicated the original martians' shapeshifting ability and telepathy. A resistant I was part of launched a final attack. I used a nerve gas to paralyze them all in their underground complex. But the cost was great. I was apparently the last of my kind. I guarded them for centuries, until some astronauts accidentally released them. They then invaded Earth. However, I recruited six other superheroes and we were able to destroy their leader and the remaining forces fled back to space. And that was the birth of the Justice League," explained J'onn.
"As for how there's still life on Mars, I can explain that. A couple of martians who didn't partake in the war managed to escape the Imperium's onslaught. We took refuge in a part of Mars that not even the invaders knew about. There, we lived in hiding. Over time, we managed to rebuild the martian civilization and we became the powerful empire we are ever since. We needed to be ready for the day that another invasion like that were to ever happen," said Tyr'ahnee.
"I see," said J'onn.
"We made advancements in science in the last centuries. For example, our geneticists created a new breed of martians called Instant Martians," said Marvin. "Instant Martians?" asked J'onn, raising an eyebrow. "Yes. They are bred so that they start out as a seed form," said Marvin, taking out a green seed. He then got out a watering can. "You just add a bit of water," said Marvin. He poured a drop from the watering can. And then, the seed grew into the bird-like martian. "Ta-da! You get a martian troop instantly like that," said Marvin.
"They seem different from the originals," said J'onn.
"True. But we had little DNA from the survivors to work with," said Marvin.
"Perhaps during your stay, you can learn more about how the Martians of today have managed to rebuild their society," said Marcia.
"I'll take your word on it," said J'onn.
Everybody returned home after helping the Dog Star Patrol save the Justice League. Fifi was hanging out at the park, sitting on a park bench. She was feeling a bit troubled due to Jumpa's words. It was at the moment that Pepé Le Pew approached her. "Ees sahmetheeng wrahng, my student?" asked Pepé.
"Oui. I'm just feeleeng a beet troubled by Jumpa's wahrds," said Fifi.
"Whaht deed she say?" asked Pepé.
"She said zat your ways of showeeng sahmeone of ze oppahsite sex your lahve ees wrahng," said Fifi.
"Le sigh. Ahgain weeth sahmebahdy saying my ways ahre wrahng. Eet's just like how ze geerls trahveleeng weeth Ahsh said my teacheengs ahren't right when you, Furrbahll ahnd moi were trahveleeng weeth zem zat one summair. Leesten Fifi, no mahttair whaht people say, my ahdvice ees helpful. I mean, hahmtahn doesn't mind getteeng showered by keesses," said Pepé. Fifi smiled.
"Bless you, Pepé. I nevair should've doubted your teacheengs," said Fifi. She then gave Pepé a big kiss on his cheek, leaving a pink kiss mark. The older skunk just stood there, blinking. Fifi giggled at Pepé's reaction before skipping away, singing happily.
Meanwhile, back on Apokolips, T.I.N.O. was still locked up in the dungeon in Darkseid's palace. "Hey! Is anybody gonna come to our rescue?!" fumed T.I.N.O. Robin.
THE END
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures" Ending Theme)
Gag Credits: Wanna join the Green Lantern Corps.? Just find a power ring and good luck.
Plucky Duck: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures", Fifi and her mom are called out of town for an emergency. They need to help out at Vito's Pizzeria after Garfield the Cat injured some of workers while stealing food. The two skunkettes prove to be a great help in making the customers happy and keeping Garfield out. They eventually learn that Garfield is stealing food because he and Odie were unfairly kicked out of the house by Jon Arbuckle, no thanks to the lies of Nermal the Cat, who wants to replace them. Plus, Garfield decides to show Furrball how to stand up for himself. Can Fifi and her friends expose Nermal as the bad kitten he is so that Garfield and Odie can come back home? How far will Nermal go just to get what he wants? Is Garfield intending to turn Furrball into a clone of himself in terms of personality? And what role will Elmyra play in Nermal's defeat? Find out, in "Trouble in Muncie", on Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures.
I had to do a crossover like this. I thought that this would a great way to feature the characters from Krypto the Superdog. Rat-ture's name is supposed to combination of Rat and rapture, which the later is usually associated with the apocalypse in the bible. I thought it would be a great puny name considering the fact that Darksied's home planet is a pun on Apocalypse. When Rat-ture's true form is revealed, I imagine his voice sounding like Tom Kenny's portrayal of Starscream in Transformers: Animated. It was my brother's idea to feature Space Sheriff Gavan. I never saw the show, but I did see him in that Gokaiger team up movie though. Furrball will continue to be a Green Lantern in future episodes where he and the toons will have to face great threats. Next episode, it's basically a Garfield Show crossover. It's also going to be a direct sequel to THE most reviled episode, "King Nermal". So both Nermal and Jon Arbuckle are going to be unlikeable to the point that you would want to see them get what's coming to them via pain and humiliation.