Lee/Sakura - Implied Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura
Note:
Okay so this one is short and stupid. I know it, I'll own it. Be that as it may, I couldn't bring myself to write anything but this train wreck once the idea popped into my mind so yeah...sorry?
Dear Diary:
Last week I had one of my shameful dreams again. This time it was about my beautiful Sakura blossom, she was wearing pink frilly lingerie with white stockings with cute little bows on the back. She was spread wide open for me like a flower and had her panties pulled to the side as she rapidly drove her fingers deep inside her glistening womanhood. I can still hear her sweet moans and how wet she was as she begged me to stick my penis in her armpit and have intercourse with it. Her exact words have been permanently etched in my mind. "Lee, please! I need it so bad, my armpit feels so empty without your penis. I even wore my cute stockings for you."
I remember how hard my erection was as I watched her giving herself pleasure, watching her fingers enter her dewy center over and over. I've never wanted to have sex with an armpit before but my dream has begun to make me think of the simple crevasses in the most inappropriate ways. I've started having to masturbate to the thought of rubbing my penis into my blossom's soft hairless armpit in order to get rid of my morning erections. I can imagine her softly squeezing her arm against my penis as I thrust my hips in and out. It seems to be the only way I could make my semen come out now.
Do other people have these thoughts? Maybe the universe is just trying to tell me to ask Sakura out again. YES! That's it! When she gets back from her mission I'm going to ask her out again and live my springtime of youth! It will be the perfect time to ask her out. Any time she returns from a mission with Naruto and Sasuke she's always in a really good mood, though usually rather tired. Now that I think about it, she's always sort of limping when she gets back, it's strange that it always appears to be the same injuries. She's never injured on any other mission, only one's with those two. Maybe she's pushing herself too much to keep up with them?
Oh I know what I can do! I can bring her one of the special drinks Gai sensei gives me when I've pushed myself too hard. It's perfect! She'll have to accept my date after that. Thanks diary, you're the best!
When Sakura returned, Lee had gone to surprise her at her apartment. When he arrived he heard a ruckus from behind her door. In a furry he kicked down her door and froze. He was traumatized to find out that her limp was in fact from trying to keep up with her teammate's...just not in the way he thought.