Authors note: Hi. :)
The Harry Potter universe doesn't belong to me.
Bye. :)
Dani grinned as Remus Lupin entered the living room out of the fireplace.
"Hello." Remus said cautiously.
"Hi." Dani's grin grew wider.
"Watch out!" Harry cried jumping into the room.
Everyone turned to him nervously, except Dani who continued grinning.
"What?" James and Sirius asked.
"He's a wolf! Everyone RUN!" Harry shrieked, running out the room.
Everyone turned to Dani in confusion but before anyone could ask or say anything Harry ran back into the room, "Hurry! He's going to kill us ALL!"
Dani jumped to her feet, "RUUUUUNNNN!" She screamed, but instead of running out the room she ran up to the fireplace and straight into Remus.
She fell to the floor with a small 'oof' before being picked back up by Remus and being placed back on her feet.
"He killed me!" She cried dramatically before falling back down to the floor in a crumpled heap.
"Oh no, I'm so scary." Remus said, sarcastically.
Harry fell dramatically to the floor seconds later.
"Do you want to eat or are you going to lie there all night?" Sirius asked.
Dani sat up quickly. "You're meant to play along." She grumbled before flopping back down to the ground.
Remus stepped over his goddaughter and sat down next to James and Sirius on the sofa.
"So," He started, "What's their record?" He was - of course - talking about what Harry and Dani's record was for how long they had spent lying on the floor 'dead' in the past.
"About three hours." James said leaning back into the sofa.
"Want to go on a holiday to America while we wait for them to 'wake up'?" Sirius asked.
"I'll go to America!" Harry cried, jumping to his feet.
"No," Dani said indignantly, "I will."
"No one's going to America." Remus told them.
"Australia?" Harry asked hopefully.
"Once you move out and have your own house." James stated.
"Damn." Dani folded her arms and then marched out the living room into the kitchen.
"I'm making pizza!" She called out to them.
"Oh no." Sirius said quietly, sounding slightly scared. He then jumped up from his spot on the sofa and ran after her.
"Why 'oh no'?" Remus asked.
"Last time she made pizza, she killed Sirius's pet owl, he had to buy a new one." Harry grinned.
"Eleven-year-olds are heartless." James murmured.
"Dinner's ready!" Dani cried form the kitchen.
"Owl pizza?" Harry asked.
"Soup." Dani's clearly disappointed voice came from the kitchen.
"Better than owl." Harry shrugged and skipped into the kitchen.
"Did they eat the owl?" Remus asked sounding horrified.
"They ate chicken. There never was and never will be an owl." James snorted.