Authors note: Hi :)
I don't own Harry Potter; if I did I would probably have dropped out of highschool but then again I wasn't even born when the first book was published.
Bye :)
"He's a bloody- uh, hi."
"Hello." Dani said slyly.
"What did you do?" Sirius sighed.
Dani squealed and ran out the room.
"That was-" "-odd." James finished Remus's sentence.
"Nah, happens all the time." Sirius shrugged, closing the door and sitting back down.
Seconds later they heard someone scream from downstairs.
Remus and James stood up quickly but Sirius just sat there unfazed.
"Happens all the time." He waved them off.
"I'm starting to doubt your parenting methods." Remus said nervously before leaving the room.
"He says that like he only just started doubting you." James snorted.
Sirius shrugged.
James grabbed his best friend by the wrist and dragged him out the room.
They entered the living room to find Remus lying on his back on the floor, his arms and legs spread out.
"What the bloo-what are you doing?" Sirius turned to Harry and Dani who were skipping around Remus grinning.
"We-" Dani started. "-are trying to turn him into monkey!" Harry finished gleefully.
"And you agreed to this?" James asked his friend.
"They're using the wrong book." Remus smirked over at Dani and Harry who had stopped skipping around in circles and had sat down on the sofa instead.
"What book are they using then?" Sirius asked.
"It's some children's book about a child who had a pet monkey or something." Remus muttered, standing up, "They mixed some of that story with another one about turning someone into a frog; some muggle book."
"That explains it, Dani's obsessed with muggle things." Sirius nodded knowling.
"Am not!" Dani exclaimed, "You two are the ones to make me and Harry go on the-the-" "Train?" Remus offered helpfully. "Yes! The trail!" Dani nodded.
James sniggered making Dani scowl.
"You go on a train to Hogwarts." Sirius told her.
"Do we have to go on a trail to Hogwarts?" Harry groaned.
"Train." Remus corrected.
"Same thing, same thing." Harry muttered. He then turned to Dani and whispered something in her ear. Dani's face lit up and the two ran upstairs to Dani's bedroom slamming the bedroom door shut.
"You two can't be in there alone!" Sirius yelled, running after them, "Not after you blew it up!"
James snorted and walked at a more leisurely pace after him, leaving a confused Remus behind.