Back to Family of Two, and this one is closing into the 14th birthday of Lincoln Albert Loud, but what goes down is something that is kinda based on the episode "Hiccups and Downs." So, some ways to help Luna Loud and her small problem. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter everyone.
Family of Two.
Chapter 634: Yup, she has Hiccups.
(October 13. The Loud House.)
Just another normal day, and here in the bedroom of Luna Loud, we see the musically inclined Loud/mother, and she looks to the presents that she plans to give her son, and she is not alone here. Also with her, is Sam Sharp and she too has her presents for Lincoln Loud ready and to be kept safe.
Sam smiles. "We did it Lunes, we got everything we need prepared and ready. We got Michelle to handle the setup and the decorations, we got the catering prepped up and ready, and of course the location and making sure that our kid doesn't find the presents we have for him."
Luna chuckles. "I know right. A special gift that we got for him at the mall, and one very special handmade gift from you and me. Something to show that we love him and that he means the world to us. Lincoln is gonna love this, and soon it'll be all about him and... Dang, our boy is turning 14."
Sam goes over, and she embraces Luna, and both of them have tears. "I know, I know. It seems like days ago he was just a small and cute little bundle of pure joy."
Luna chuckles. "That's because he was, babe. Lincoln spending time with us as a baby, that was nice, and cute. I wish he was truly of my blood, and my son. It would be nice to be his true mom, and be there for him when he needs us the most, and to guide him. I wish we were just like our dream counterparts."
Sam smiles. "I'm in the same thing, babe. I wanna be his mom too, the mom he deserves and needs when he requires it. But we cannot dwindle on the dreams that we seek out. We got something else to do babe, and that something is being there for Lincoln and making sure his birthday all goes according to plan and with no mishaps or trouble, alright?"
Luna nods. "Yeah, we can't let anything bad go down on his special day, and I feel so super excited for what is gonna go down!" she then cheers with joy. "Linc's third ever birthday party, and with me as his mom. We might not be "Hiccup" a whole family as before, but we can all just "Hiccup" and cherish the moments we have now and what we can do for "Hiccup" the far future, and I look forward to it, right "Hiccup" Sam?"
But instead she sees the confused expression from Sam. "Lunes, are you aware that you're hiccupping?"
Luna sighs. "Yeah, yeah I know "Hiccup" But that is not a major issue to me. Because I am not letting "Hiccup" this try to ruin the week we have, and besides these "Hiccup" will go away soon."
Sam Sharp is feeling concerned about this, and she has a bad feeling that these hiccups aren't gonna be going away anytime soon too. She then asks. "Wait, where the heck is Lincoln anyway?"
Luna then recalls. "Right, right. Lincoln said he was gonna "Hiccup" walk back home, but it's all cool babe. Lincoln said that he has "Hiccup" Jordan to come and escort him here, he said he has some stuff to talk about with her and "Hiccup" I know it is all about his birthday." she then remains silent, and then... "Hiccup"
Sam sighs. "Luna, we're getting rid of these hiccups. Because something tells me, that these aren't gonna be going away anytime soon."
(Meanwhile.)
We see Lincoln Loud walking home, and he is not alone. Alongside him is his girlfriend Jordan Rosato, and they are both fine with just walking back home. But they also have some stuff to discuss about. "So, your birthday is coming up, and your two moms have something planned right? Something special?"
Lincoln nods. "You know it." He then looks up and he sees Dartrix flying by, and this makes him smile. "I know that my moms have something special for me, and chances that it could be or could not be some kind of surprise party? I honestly don't know, all we gotta do is look forward to what they have in store."
Jordan then asks. "Well, have you noticed if there are some signs of what Luna and Sam are up to? I mean, there hasn't been any word of what they have been looking for in the Mall, and yet I did hear from Leni that they both went to the nearest Toy Store, and bought something."
This is something Lincoln didn't see coming. 'Now what the heck would my mom's be getting from there?'
Lincoln and Jordan soon arrive to the Loud House, and they are about to go inside, but then they hear "Hiccup" and Lincoln knows that voice. "That sounds like mom." the duo go inside and they see Luna Loud, the mother of Lincoln is upside down and she waves to her son.
"Hi kiddo, glad you made it back "Hiccup" home, and also I have the hiccups."
Sam then explains. "But these are not just your ordinary hiccups. I have seen this before, from my mom and dad. These kind of hiccups don't leave, and they can get super annoying as time goes on. They're what's called the Long Hiccups and getting rid of them is a tough shell to crack."
This confuses Lincoln and Jordan, and then Jordan asks. "Well, when you parents had these Long Hiccups, how long did it take for them to have them before they went away?"
Sam then answers. "Forty-Eight Hours."
Lincoln is surprised. "That's two days. My mom could have these hiccups for two days?!"
Sam nods. "Yeah, she would and they would become super annoying. Because they could be heard at night, and here's another thing. Luna here is a singer, performer and vocalist. When a vocalist such as her has these hiccups, then it's not gonna be good. Her hiccupping sounds could be heard outside the house, and would be triggered even at night, sending echoes of it for the next two blocks."
This didn't sound good to them, and even Luna didn't like this. "We gotta get rid of these hiccups!" Luna then falls over, which then Lincoln, Sam and Jordan helped her out. "How did your parents get rid of them?"
Sam then has some ideas, which her parents attempted, and now is the time to try them. She then calls out. "Let the montage begin baby!"
(Getting rid of the Hiccups montage.)
The first thing they try is to have Luna drink four glasses of water, this doesn't work but now she has to go and use the bathroom.
Next they have her upside down, and this time they have Harriet hold her dangling by the window, which concerns and scares Lincoln, but this doesn't work.
They then have Luna drink some water again, this time four glasses of water with lemons in them, nothing works and she goes to use the bathroom again.
They have Luna hold her breath, and surprisingly she can hold her breath for more than ten minutes, and she seems fine, but when she finished the hiccups didn't leave.
They head back inside and have Luna gargle water with salt, and after she gargles for more than ten minutes, it still doesn't work. But she also needs to use the bathroom.
Next they show Luna Loud some scary scenes from the movies: Come out and Play, The Black Phone, Child's Play, Shake, Rattle and Roll, The curse of La Llorona and Scream, and though she did scream at some scary parts, the hiccups didn't even leave.
Next they have Luna upside down, for more than fifteen minutes, but then the blood rushes to her head, and she blacks out and even passed out her hiccups are still there.
They have Luna drink four glasses of water again, ice cold water. As in literally ice cold water, this doesn't work and she needs to use the bathroom once again.
They have Luna hold her breath again, but this time inside of a bucket of water, and for fifteen minutes, when she finished it sounded like the hiccups are gone, then they come back.
They try to have Luna drink four glasses of warm water, and they have a little salt in them, and again it doesn't work and again Luna needs the bathroom.
They then have Luna put on a head set and they let her see some scary stuff on VR, she does panic and scream, but at the same time she hiccups and that means it didn't work.
They have Luna drink a glass of water, but this water is mixed with salt, lemons, some chocolate syrup, ice cubes, and sugar. She does drink it, but then she goes to use the bathroom, but to vomit and the hiccups are still there.
(End Montage.)
After all they have done, they are now on the couch and Luna continues to "Hiccup" and Lincoln holds her hand. "Nothing worked, what the heck are we doing wrong? Should we try the water thing again?"
Luna is horrified. "Nope, not again. I think I'll be drinking soda and "Hiccup" orange juice for the remainder of the month." She sighs, and then hiccups. "Dudes, this sucks. I don't want these "Hiccup" to be around longer, they could ruin the birthday party too."
Lincoln sighs. "There has to be some other way to get rid of them, and I don't think spinning could work." He does think about what other kind of water ingredients they haven't tried yet.
Jordan then goes through her thoughts. "Maybe I can ask my mom and dad if they know about this, perhaps they might have some answers for us. I think they had these once, long ago during their High School Years."
Sam then has an idea. "Perhaps we can take you to DairyLand? The power and adrenaline from the roller coaster could help. I mean, blood rushing right?"
Luna thinks about this. "We could go with both, and "Hiccup" then see what we can do to remove these dang hiccups "Hiccup" from me..." But then Harriet opens the door, and Michelle comes in. "Wait, Michelle?" She then hiccups.
Michelle is surprised. "The text from Harriet was right, alright Luna wait right there." Michelle then heads back into the kitchen and she grabs something, and then she comes back and she has a glass of water, and this surprises Luna. "Don't ask, Luna."
Michelle then mixes a cabbage leaf, a lettuce leaf, and a lemon. She stirs it, and then she adds some pepper and salt, and then a pinch of sugar. Michelle then adds some paprika, and one drop of soy sauce, and then she stirs the whole thing.
Michelle then hands it to her. "Drink."
But Luna feels like she doesn't want to, but then she sees the stern look from Michelle, Luna gulps and she takes the drink, and she sucks up the courage and she drinks the whole thing. She then stops and tastes it. "Huh, that didn't taste horrible at all. That tasted like some kind of vegan pizza." she then realizes. "Wait... My hiccups are gone!"
Michelle chuckles. "You're welcome."
Jordan then asks. "Where did you learn that and did you have Long hiccups back then too?"
Michelle nods. "I was a pop star after all, and when I had those Long Hiccups, my mom made me this special remedy. A special drink, and it worked." she then goes back to her room, and the others are amazed.
Sam then speaks. "We need to ask Michelle if she knows other kinds of medicine from her "Hiccup" Oh... Oh heck no."
To be continued in the next chapter everyone.
A/N: This is my take on the whole episode called "Hiccups and Downs." But with a different twist, and we are inbound for the 14th birthday of Lincoln Loud soon. I hope that you guys enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter everyone.
Date made: 8/5/22.