TITLE SEQUENCE
[A reel plays with clips from the previous episode.]
CUT TO: INT. HOSPITAL, DAY
[Cut to black. Distant voices are heard.]
Maria Rambeau: No, I can't. I can't leave Monica.
Monica Rambeau: It's okay, I can stay with grandma.
[Fade in on dust floating around in the air.]
Monica Rambeau: Maybe I'll build a spaceship. I wanna be an aircraft pilot.
Carol Danvers: When they were handing out kids, they gave her the toughest one.
[The dust materializes into Monica.]
CAROL Danvers: Lieutenant Trouble.
[Monica gasps and looks up. She looks down as her hands materialize. The shot cuts back and shows her in a hospital room. She looks at the empty bed beside hеr. Muffled noise can be hеard elsewhere in the hospital. She opens the door of the room and the chaotic noise of the hospital grows louder. A woman materializes in front of her. she turns down the hall and more people materialize. She bumps into a doctor.]
Monica Rambeau: Excuse me-
Doctor 1: They're all coming back, we don't have the capacity.
[He walks away. She looks in an open room and sees a man materialize next to a woman on a bed. More people materialize. She bumps into another doctor.]
Monica Rambeau: Excuse me, excuse me, I'm looking for a patient. In room 104-
Doctor 2: Who, my wife? Do you have a phone?
Monica Rambeau: No.
Doctor 2: I have to call my wife.
[He walks away. She looks around as more people materialize and accidentally bumps into a man right as he appears. They both fall to the ground.]
Doctor 3: Let me help you.
Monica Rambeau: Are you okay? You okay. Take it.
[The doctor comes over and helps the man up.]
Doctor 3: I got him, I got it.
[Monica gets up.]
Monica Rambeau: Are you okay?
[The doctor leads him away. Monica turns to a doctor at a desk.]
Monica Rambeau: Excuse me, I'm looking for a patient in room 104.
Doctor 4: I don't know what to tell you.
[The doctor turns away from Monica. Monica steps back and looks around, disoriented.]
Dr. Harley: Monica?
[Monica turns and sees Dr. Harley approach.]
Monica Rambeau: Oh, Dr. Harley, thank God.
Dr. Harley: I can't believe it.
Monica Rambeau: Uh, I was-
Dr. Harley: Where did you go?
Monica Rambeau: Well, I've been in her room since she came back from the surgery. I mean, I might've fallen asleep, but no longer than twenty minutes. Dr. Harley, where's my mom?
Dr. Harley: Your mom… She died, honey.
Monica Rambeau: What? No, no, no, no, no, you're mistaken. My, my mother, the procedure went well. You said so yourself. Clear margins. You're discharging her today.
Dr. Harley: The cancer came back.
Monica Rambeau: Okay, stop, stop. No, you're… My mom is Maria Rambeau. Look it up, I mean…
[She turns back to the desk.]
Monica Rambeau: Look it up, Maria Rambeau!
[The doctor at the desk ignores her. Dr. Harley grabs Monica's arm.]
Dr. Harley: Monica, I don't understand what's happening, but you need to listen to me. Maria died three years ago.
Monica Rambeau: Three? No, no, no, no, you-
Dr. Harley: Which was two years after you…
Monica Rambeau: After I what? After I what?
Dr. Harley: After you disappeared.
CONTINUED TITLE SEQUENCE
CUT TO: INT. S.W.O.R.D. HEADQUARTERS, DAY
[An establishing shot shows the headquarters from afar. Cut inside. Monica walks in. She attempts to swipe an ID card to open a door, but it gives a negative beep in response. A guard at a desk waves at her.]
Security Guard: Ma'am, over here, please.
[Monica walks over.]
Monica Rambeau: Hi, good morning. I work here, and-
Security Guard: If you did, your badge would work, wouldn't it?
Monica Rambeau: Right. Um, I have a meeting with-
Tyler Hayward: Hey, you know who this is?
[Hayward walks over.]
Monica Rambeau: -this guy.
Tyler Hayward: Captain Monica Rambeau.
Monica Rambeau: Director Tyler Hayward.
[They shake hands.]
Tyler Hayward: Acting director. You haven't aged a day.
Monica Rambeau: And you look old as hell.
Tyler Hayward: Come on, let's catch you up.
[He leads her through the doors. She pauses to look at a plaque of her mom on the way.]
Tyler Hayward: It's been three weeks and you're the first to report. Can't say I'm surprised, captain.
Monica Rambeau: How are the numbers for the astronaut training program?
Tyler Hayward: Dismal. Lost half my personnel in the Blip, and half of those remaining have lost their nerve. The program hasn't been the same since you've been up there, Rambeau.
[They pass through a large warehouse where various things are being built.]
Tyler Hayward: Shifted away from manned missions and refocused on robotics, nanotech, AI. Sentient weapons, like it says on the door.
Monica Rambeau: It also says observation and response on that door, not creation.
Tyler Hayward: World's not the same as you left it. Space is now full of unexpected threats.
Monica Rambeau: Always was full of threats, and allies.
[They arrive at Hayward's office and stop in the hallway.]
Tyler Hayward: Listen, Monica, I just want to acknowledge the awkwardness of the situation. I know S.W.O.R.D.'s your home. Your mom built this place from the ground up. you grew up here. You should've been here to help name the replacement.
Monica Rambeau: You were the obvious choice.
Tyler Hayward: I was the only choice.
Monica Rambeau: I wasn't gonna say it. Look, Tyler, you know the job you have to do. I'm here to do mine.
Tyler Hayward: Let's get you back out there.
[They enter his office.]
Tyler Hayward: The F.B.I. is in a tizzy over a missing persons case up in Jersey-
Monica Rambeau: Missing persons?
Tyler Hayward: I know. But they have requested use of one of our imaging drones, and I need a chaperone.
Monica Rambeau: Tyler, drones usually chaperone me.
Tyler Hayward: I get it.
Monica Rambeau: Look, if this is because of… You don't have to worry about me. I'm good.
Tyler Hayward: There's no easy way to say this, but you're grounded.
Monica Rambeau: I'm sorry, what?
Tyler Hayward: Terrestrial missions only.
Monica Rambeau: You're kidding. For how long? Whose protocol is this?
Tyler Hayward: Your mother's. She implemented guidelines in the event vanished personnel ever returned. Look, I know it's a raw deal, but there is one positive takeaway.
Monica Rambeau: What's that?
Tyler Hayward: She believed you'd come back. You'd be doing me a big favor with this F.B.I. thing, but if you need more time-
Monica Rambeau: No. No, I'm good to go.
Tyler Hayward: Excellent.
[He hands her a file.]
Tyler Hayward: Keep me updated, captain.
[She walks away. Cut to shots of her driving. She leaves S.W.O.R.D. and heads into New Jersey, taking an exit ramp to get to Westview. When she pulls up, Jimmy Woo and a 2nd person she recgonizes, Daniella Jones, are talking to two local cops. She gets out of her car and they then approach her.]
Jimmy Woo: James E. Woo, F.B.I.
[He pulls out a card.]
Monica Rambeau: Monica Rambeau, S.W.O.R.D.
[She takes his card.]
Daniella Jones: Daniella Jade Jones-Watson, though call me Daniella Jones, or Ms. Jones, or simply Daniella when addressing me. I'm a member of the Avengers as well as S.W.O.R.D.. I'm the new acting second-in-command to acting director Tyler Hayward.
[She then shows Monica her S.W.O.R.D. badge.]
Monica Rambeau: Second-in-command of S.W.O.R.D. while also being an Avenger? It's a pleasure to finally meet you Ms. Jones, and congratulations on both of those major accomplishments.
Daniella Jones: It is a pleasure to finally meet you as well, Captain Rambeau, and thank you for the kind words. I'll let Agent Woo explain the situation to you.
Monica Rambeau: Alright. So, what's the story here, Agent Woo?
Jimmy Woo: I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop.
Monica Rambeau: Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program?
Jimmy Woo: I have contacted known associates, relatives-
Monica Rambeau: And let me guess, none of them have seen him either?
Daniella Jones: Not exactly.
Jimmy Woo: None of them have ever heard of him. Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland to interface with local law enforcement.
Daniella Jones: And I took the first flight out of NYC to come out here and help out.
Jimmy Woo: Once she arrived and we started on this case together, we encountered a new wrinkle.
Monica Rambeau: What is that?
[He nods over to the two cops. They walk over.]
Jimmy Woo: Pardon me, Sheriff, would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here?
Sheriff: No such place.
[The "Welcome To Westview" sign is scene right behind him.]
Monica Rambeau: You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey, doesn't exist?
Sheriff: It's what I keep telling your G-Man and Black Widow here, but they won't listen?
Monica Rambeau: I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what town are you from?
Sheriff: Eastview.
Jimmy Woo: Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance.
[They walk away. Then, something finally clicked in Monica's brain about what the sheriff just said.]
Monica Rambeau: [To Daniella] Hold on, Black Widow?
Daniella Jones: A lot happened in the five years you were gone Captain Rambeau. After Natasha Romanoff died during the events that led to the Avengers bringing everyone back a couple weeks ago, over the last few weeks I've not only taken on a larger role within the team, but I've techinally taken Natasha's spot on the team. I don't know really yet if I want to be called the Black Widow, but people have naturally started calling me that because of my connection with Natasha and what she wanted from me. We'll see what happens there. Maybe the name will warm up to me at some point.
Monica Rambeau: Well regardless, congratulations.
Daniella Jones: Thank You.
Jimmy Woo: Anyway, to get back to the task at hand. I pulled phone numbers for all the residents. I'm only through the Ds, but so far I got Diddly Squat.
Monica Rambeau: So, you can't reach anyone inside, and everyone on the outside has some sort of selective amnesia?
Jimmy Woo: This isn't a missing persons case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. Population three thousand, eight hundred, and ninety two.
Monica Rambeau: Why haven't either of you gone inside to investigate?
Jimmy Woo: Cause it doesn't want us to.
Daniella Jones: You can feel it too, can't you?
[They all stare down the road into Westview.]
Jimmy Woo: Nobody's supposed to go in.
[Monica pops her trunk and pulls out a small helicopter drone. She sets it up.]
Monica Rambeau: What about you guys?
Jimmy Woo: Me? Well, I'm from Bakersfield, originally. Growing up, other kids had Michael Jordan posters on their walls, but I had Eliot Ness.
Daniella Jones: And I had posters of Gabriella Montez and Zendaya on mine. Still do to this day.
Jimmy Woo: You're like, what, 21 now, and you still have posters on your wall?
Daniella Jones: I can have my room how I want it thank you very much.
Monica Rambeau: Anyway, that is not what I meant. Why is it that you two have an awareness of Westview? Or me, for that matter?
[She begins to fly the drone into the town.]
Monica Rambeau: Is it because we are outside of a certain radius, or maybe because we don't have a personal connection?
Jimmy Woo: Hmm.
Daniella Jones: It is certainly possible.
[The camera view of the drone begins to get static. They look up and see the drone missing.]
Monica Rambeau: Wait, where'd it go?
Daniella Jones: Ok what the hell was that?
Jimmy Woo: It was right there.
[They walk closer to the town. Monica spots a buzzing energy field.]
Jimmy Woo: What is it?
Monica Rambeau: Some sort of energy field.
[She walks closer and reaches out towards it.]
Jimmy Woo: Careful, Rambeau.
[She sticks her hand in and sees the effect on her hand.]
Jimmy Woo: Captain Rambeau.
Daniella Jones: Watch it Monica!
Jimmy Woo: Rambeau!
[She sticks her hand in further and is suddenly pulled inside of the energy field.]
Jimmy Woo: Captain Rambeau! Captain Rambeau!
[Cut to a vehicle driving down the same road Monica drove in on. Text on screen reads, "24 HOURS LATER." Cut inside the vehicle. Two people sit in the front seats. The camera pans past a man to Darcy Lewis. She looks around at the other passengers.]
Darcy Lewis: Hey.
[Across from her and the man next to her are another man and woman. The man looks at her.]
Darcy Lewis: What's your field?
Man 1: We're not supposed to talk to each other.
Darcy Lewis: Hm. Boy Scout leader. Got it.
[She turns to the woman.]
Darcy Lewis: And you?
Woman: Nuclear Biology.
[Darcy turns to the man next to her.]
Man 2: Artificial Intelligence.
Darcy Lewis: Astrophysics. We got the full clown car. It means whatever the threat is, S.W.O.R.D. clearly has no idea what they're dealing with.
Man 1: I'm a chemical engineer.
Darcy Lewis: No one cares.
Driver: Alright, grab your gear.
[The vehicle stops. The back doors open to a full S.W.O.R.D. camp. Darcy walks around and passes Hayward and Daniella, who then turns to follow her after sharing a nod with Hayward. The camera pans up to show more of the base. Text comes on screen which reads, "S.W.O.R.D. RESPONSE BASE/OUTSIDE WESTVIEW, NJ." Cut back to Darcy as she walks and looks around. A S.W.O.R.D. agent approaches her.]
Agent: Ms. Lewis.
Darcy Lewis: Dr. Lewis.
Agent: We have your gear set up inside.
[She follows him into a building. She watches out of a window as some other agents fly a drone into the energy field, causing the drone to disappear.]
Darcy Lewis: Those drones you're sending in, what kind of data are you getting?
Agent: I'm afraid that's highly classified.
Darcy Lewis: You can't see anything?
[He doesn't respond. She puts her bag down.]
Darcy Lewis: F.B.I., Army. I saw the Air Force Office of Special Investigations out there.
[She sets down a briefcase.]
Darcy Lewis: Research Lab, Space Command, too. A bona fide, joint, multi-service response. Really looking forward to the commemorative T-shirt. Is there somewhere a lady could get a cup of coffee?
[Daniella then walks up, with two cups of coffee. One for herself, and one for Darcy.]
Daniella Jones: Right here Dr. Lewis.
Darcy Lewis: Thank You Ms. Jones. Nice to meet you at last. What brings you to see me?
Daniella Jones: I brought you a coffee, and I also wanted to see you at work, so let's see what you can do for us.
[Darcy fiddles with a device.]
Darcy Lewis: You guys look like you might get down with those little pod things. Horrendous for the environment.
Agent: Make your assessment, please.
[She finishes setting up and looks at the data.]
Darcy Lewis: Woah. I mean… Woah.
Daniella Jones: What is it?
Agent: What're you getting?
Darcy Lewis: A colossal amount of CMBR.
Agent: CM-
Darcy & Daniella: Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation.
Agent: We've been told the radiation is within a safe limit.
Darcy Lewis: Uh, it is for now.
Daniella Jones: I'm sorry, "for now"?
Agent: Wait, what do you mean-
[Darcy shushes him.]
Darcy Lewis: There are longer wavelengths superimposed over the noise here.
[She looks around and struggles to lift a large device onto the desk. Daniella tries to help, but Darcy motions her away.]
Darcy Lewis: I got it.
Daniella Jones: Suit yourself.
[She hooks it up to something. Grainy images appear on a screen. The agent leans over and watches. An image of Wanda barely registers for a moment. Darcy and Daniella then look at each other.]
Darcy Lewis: I need a TV. An old one. Like, not flat.
[Cut to some time later. Some agents in radiation suits walk out of a building. A lowering device is situated over an open sewer. Hayward stands next to it as an agent approaches.]
Tyler Hayward: You good to go?
Franklin: Yes, sir.
Tyler Hayward: These sewers will take you straight into town. Try to find anything you can on Rambeau.
Franklin: Copy that.
[Franklin eases himself down into the sewers. Another agent winds out a cable hooked to Franklin. A man speaks to Franklin on a radio.]
Man: Agent Franklin. We're gonna keep this channel open for you.
Franklin: Copy.
[Cut back out of the sewers.]
Tyler Hayward: Keep me updated.
[Hayward walks away. Jimmy follows.]
Jimmy Woo: Director Hayward, between you, me, and the bedpost, I am not confident about this mission.
Tyler Hayward: Thanks for the feedback, Jimmy. If only my drones were as forthcoming.
[They enter a nearby tent.]
Jimmy Woo: There's no reason to suspect the perimeter doesn't extend subterraneously.
Tyler Hayward: There's no reason to suspect it does.
Jimmy Woo: We don't know enough about the nature of the threat to send in another agent when the first is yet to return.
[They arrive in a control room.]
Tyler Hayward: Someone must really miss you back in Quantico.
Jimmy Woo: No, sir. Softball season's over, sir.
Tyler Hayward: What do we have up?
Agent: Radar, lidar, sodar, infrared.
Tyler Hayward: Cycle through.
[The agent displays data on a holographic table as well as screens around the room. Hayward looks around.]
Tyler Hayward: Will someone get me a useful visual, damn it?
[Audience laughter is suddenly heard nearby.]
Tyler Hayward: What is that?
[Dialogue from episode one is heard distantly.]
Tyler Hayward: Who's doing that?
[Everyone in the room turns over to Darcy and Daniella, who are watching the first episode on a T.V.]
Wanda Maximoff: Who are those people?
Vision: What are you wearing?
Wanda Maximoff: Why are they here?
Vision: What are you wearing?
[Jimmy, Hayward, and other agents come over to watch Darcy's monitor.]
Wanda Maximoff: Well, it's our anniversary?
Vision: Our anniversary of what?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!
Jimmy Woo: Is that…?
Darcy Lewis: Yeah, it looks like her.
Daniella Jones: Oh no that's 100% her.
Wanda Maximoff: You move at the speed of sound, and I can make a pen float through the air. Who needs to abbreviate?
Darcy Lewis: Look, I know it's been a crazy few years on this planet, but he's dead, right? Not blipped, dead.
Daniella Jones: He's definitely dead and not blipped. I was there when he died.
Vision: Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer?
Tyler Hayward: What am I looking at? You, what is this? Where's this coming from?
Darcy Lewis: Out there.
Agnes: You didn't answer the back door. For your upside-down cake. Oh, hi! I-
Tyler Hayward: Is it authentic?
Darcy Lewis: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Tyler Hayward: Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?
Darcy Lewis: I don't know, I don't know, and I don't know.
Tyler Hayward: What do you know?
Darcy Lewis: My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's-
Tyler Hayward: Relic radiation dating back to the big bang.
Darcy Lewis: Yeah, entwined was a broadcast frequency, so I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage T.V., and when I plug this bad boy in, voila, sound and picture.
Wanda Maximoff: Dinner is served.
Jimmy Woo: So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?
Darcy Lewis: It's a working theory.
Daniella Jones: That so far is the best theory that we have.
Tyler Hayward: Get me a transport back to headquarters now.
[The agent Darcy talked to earlier scurries off.]
Tyler Hayward: Are we recording this?
Darcy Lewis: Never stopped.
Tyler Hayward: I need immediate analysis. Now, people. Let's go!
[Everyone but Darcy, Daniella, and Jimmy scatter.]
Darcy Lewis: He's a charmer.
Jimmy Woo: Great work.
Darcy Lewis: Hey, thanks!
[Jimmy leaves.]
Darcy Lewis: Maybe I could get another coffee? Or not. That's cool.
Daniella Jones: Have the rest of mine.
Darcy Lewis: Thanks.
[Darcy and Daniella then turn back to the show. Wanda and Vision kiss.]
Darcy Lewis: Aw.
Daniella Jones: That's cute.
[The shot cuts to Darcy's monitor and then pulls back. She takes some notes, then closes her notebook and puts down her pen. Cut to an external shot of the main tent in the camp.]
Jimmy Woo: First and foremost our main objective is to get any intel on Captain Rambeau-
[Cut inside. Someone wheels in some old fashioned televisions. The camera pans from them to Jimmy talking to a group of people including Darcy and Daniella.]
Jimmy Woo: -but originally, this case was a missing person, so we're going to start there. We've successfully identified two individuals inside the Westview anomaly.
[He places pictures of Wanda and Vision on a board behind him.]
Jimmy Woo: Let's keep going.
[Cut to a shot from the first episode playing on a monitor.]
Mrs. Hart: This guest is leaving your home.
[Darcy types something on a computer. Cut to another monitor with a large hexagon. Cut to Jimmy writing on a whiteboard.]
Darcy Lewis: Mr. and Mrs. Hart.
[Jimmy turns to see Darcy holding up two pieces of paper.]
Darcy Lewis: Played by Todd and Sharon Davis.
[She places them beside the pictures of Wanda and Vision. Cut to someone watching a scene from the first episode where Norm talks to Vision.]
Norm: Computational forms. And no one can process the data quite like you, pal.
Agent: Agent Woo.
[Jimmy turns and receives a file from the agent.]
Norm: You're like a walking computer!
Jimmy Woo: Abhilash Tandon is Norm.
[Jimmy puts Abhilash's file up on the board. Cut to him writing on the whiteboard. Darcy and Daniella are working on their respective computers.]
Darcy Lewis: Harold Copter is Jones.
[Jimmy puts up another file that Daniella just handed him.]
Daniella Jones: We got Isabel Matsueida cast as Beverly.
[Darcy puts up another file.]
Darcy Lewis: John Collins as Herb.
[Jimmy stares at the board. Darcy walks past a monitor and gasps, dropping her food. On the monitor is Monica as an extra in a shot. Daniella then walks over and is equally shocked about what is seeing.]
Daniella Jones: Oh my god…
Darcy Lewis: Does she seem okay to you?
Jimmy Woo: Well, she doesn't appear to be harmed in any way, but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday.
Daniella Jones: Definitely not.
Darcy Lewis: So, what, deep cover? Monica has to play along?
Jimmy Woo: With whom? Or else, what? Alright. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. What are we looking at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment?
Darcy Lewis: It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.
Jimmy Woo: But why?
Darcy Lewis: Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel. But, listen, I do have an idea.
[Cut outside. Darcy, Daniella, and Jimmy stand next to a truck with gear on the back.]
Darcy Lewis: So, you've seen that radio on Wanda's kitchen counter, right? The next time she's washing dishes, which by my count happens about once an episode, barf, we'll shoot a signal to that little guy. This transmitter will mimic the frequency of the broadcast, and if my theory is right, allow us to speak directly to her. This is totally gonna work.
[Jimmy reaches for a machine.]
Darcy Lewis: Don't touch that.
Agent: Agent Woo.
[An agent approaches Jimmy with a file.]
Jimmy Woo: Is this from the current episode?
Agent: Aired about two minutes ago.
Darcy Lewis: What is it?
Jimmy Woo: What does it look like to you?
[Darcy and Daniella look at the file and see the mini-helicopter from episode two.]
Darcy Lewis: Like a retro version of a S.W.O.R.D. drone?
Jimmy Woo: Bingo.
Daniella Jones: Exactly.
Darcy Lewis: But how did it change? And why?
Jimmy Woo: Uh, to go with the production design?
Darcy Lewis: Or render it useless.
Jimmy Woo: Why'd you colorize it?
Agent: I didn't.
[Darcy, Daniella, and Jimmy then all look at each other.]
Darcy Lewis: Let's get this show on the road.
[Jimmy hands the file back to the agent, who leaves. Darcy sets up the transmitter and runs into a nearby tent, with Daniella following close behind. Jimmy puts on a headset. Cut inside the tent. Darcy and Daniella put on headsets of their own.]
Darcy Lewis: Jimmy, you ready?
[She sees him give a thumbs-up through a window.]
Jimmy Woo: Ready.
[Darcy sits down at a nearby monitor and sees episode two playing.]
Dottie: ...bigger and better every season.
Darcy Lewis: Uh, Jimmy, Monica is talking to Wanda. She's got a speaking part now.
Jimmy Woo: What is she saying?
Geraldine: Those pants are peachy keen!
Darcy Lewis: She likes Wanda's pants. Wanda's at some sort of swim club. We've never been here before.
Jimmy Woo: Is it the 60s still?
Daniella Jones: I think so?
Darcy Lewis: Uh… Wanda's with another character.
Jimmy Woo: Real person.
Wanda Maximoff: I can't help but wonder if you and I haven't gotten-
Darcy Lewis: Ooh, uh, radio on the side table. Start talking.
[Jimmy speaks into the transmitter.]
Jimmy Woo: Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over?
Dottie: I don't-
Jimmy Woo: Can she hear me?
Darcy Lewis: I don't think so. Keep trying.
Jimmy Woo: Wanda.
[Radio distortion can be heard in the episode.]
Jimmy Woo: Wanda? Wanda? Who is doing this to you, Wanda? Wanda, can you hear me? I'm here to help you.
[The episode suddenly cuts.]
Dottie: Pop quiz, Wanda. How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen?
Darcy Lewis: Wait.
Jimmy Woo: What?
Daniella Jones: That was weird... What was that?
Darcy Lewis: I don't know.
Dottie: By doing it herself.
Darcy Lewis: That was weird.
Jimmy Woo: What was?
[The episode cuts to commercial.]
Darcy Lewis: Nothing. It's over. Mission failure.
Daniella Jones: Well I'll just say it. It was worth a shot.
Jimmy Woo: It was indeed worth a try. Good effort, doctor.
Darcy Lewis: Yeah, come on in.
[Jimmy takes off his headset and looks at the energy field.]
CUT TO: INT. SEWERS, NIGHT
[Franklin continues his way through the sewers. A voice comes in over the radio.]
Man: Agent Franklin, we have you give meters outside of the perimeter.
[The energy field shimmers ahead of Franklin. He passes through it. His radiation suit turns into a beekeeping suit, and the cable turns into a jump rope, which falls off of him.]
Man: Agent Franklin?
[Back on the surface, they reel the cable back in. An agent picks up the jump rope and stares at it in confusion. Inside Westview, Franklin exits the sewers. He turns to black and white.]
Vision: Wanda.
[Franklin swivels. Wanda and Vision stand nearby.]
Wanda Maximoff: No.
CUT TO: INT. S.W.O.R.D. TENT, NIGHT
[Agents set up more old T.V.s. The third episode plays on some of them.]
Wanda Maximoff: Ooh, darling, do you think it's time to-
Vision: Call the doctor?
Wanda Maximoff: Yeah. Yes I do, dear.
[Pan to Darcy, Daniella, and Jimmy watching the show.]
Daniella Jones: I am officially confused.
Darcy Lewis: Same here. 1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s. Why does it keep switching time periods? It can't be purely for my enjoyment, can it?
[Darcy eats some chips.]
Jimmy Woo: And I can't believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby.
Darcy Lewis: You want any?
Jimmy Woo: Heck, I thought about it for sure. A little Jimmy Woo. Get him a tiny little F.B.I. badge.
[Darcy holds up her chips.]
Jimmy Woo: Oh, you… chip? Sure.
Geraldine: You're doing great. Look at me, look at me.
Darcy Lewis: The jig is up.
Geraldine: It's time to start pushing. You ready? Push, Wanda, push!
[The three then watch as Geraldine holds up a baby.]
Wanda Maximoff: Hi. Oh, he's perfect.
Darcy Lewis: Twins. What a twist.
Daniella Jones: Didn't see that one coming.
[Jimmy looks at them.]
Darcy Lewis: What? I'm invested.
Daniella Jones: Same here, and I usually don't get this invested with old-fashioned sitcoms. It's usually the modernized Disney Channel ones.
Geraldine: He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he.
[The three of them swivel.]
Daniella Jones: She did not just say that...
Jimmy Woo: Did she just say the name Ultron? Has that happened before? A reference to our reality?
Darcy Lewis: No, never.
Daniella Jones: That is a reference to our reality.
Geraldine: Hey, I'll take a shift rocking the babies.
Wanda Maximoff: No, I think you should leave.
Jimmy Woo: A reference to what though?
Geraldine: Oh, Wanda, don't be like that.
Wanda Maximoff: Who are you?
Daniella Jones: A reference to something that happened in Wanda's life…
Geraldine: Wanda…
Darcy Lewis: Wow, this is different.
[The show abruptly cuts to Wanda and Vision holding the twins while the credits play.]
Jimmy Woo: What happened? Where'd she go?
Darcy Lewis: God, not again.
Daniella Jones: My thoughts exactly.
[Darcy rewinds the show.]
Wanda Maximoff: Who are you?
Geraldine: Wanda…
[The same abrupt cut occurs.]
Darcy Lewis: There's nothing here. One second, Monica is standing right there, and the next, she isn't. Someone is censoring the broadcast.
Jimmy Woo: But where's Rambeau?
[An alarm suddenly goes off.]
P.A.: Alert! Boundary has been breached! Alert! Boundary has been breached!
[The shot zooms in on Darcy's monitor and cuts to the scene as it played out. Wanda continues cornering Geraldine.]
Wanda Maximoff: Who are you?
Geraldine: I don't…
Wanda Maximoff: Who are you?
Geraldine: Wanda, I'm just your neighbor.
Wanda Maximoff: Then how could you know about Ultron?
[Wanda creates glowing red balls in her hands.]
Wanda Maximoff: You're not my neighbor. And you're definitely not my friend. You are a stranger and an outsider. And right now, you are trespassing here. And I want you to leave.
[She sends Geraldine flying backwards through three walls and then out of Westview. Back inside, Wanda turns off her powers. She looks at the holes in the walls for a moment and then rebuilds them. The babies coo. She walks over to them. The door opens behind her. Vision enters in the background.]
Vision: Wanda? Where is Geraldine?
[Cut to Monica sitting in the grass outside Westview. Cars and agents pull up around her. Back inside, Wanda stares forward.]
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home.
[Wanda turns around. Vision is shown to have a massive wound in his head, the color drained from his face. Wanda gasps and looks away.]
Vision: What? What is it? What's wrong?
[Wanda looks up again and Vision appears normal again.]
Wanda Maximoff: Uh…
Vision: We don't have to stay here. We could go wherever we want.
Wanda Maximoff: No, we can't. This is our home.
Vision: Are you sure?
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, don't worry, darling. I have everything under control.
[Back outside, an agent tends to Monica. Darcy, Daniella, and Jimmy run over.]
Jimmy Woo: Monica, are you okay?
Monica Rambeau: It's Wanda. It's all Wanda.
[Darcy and Jimmy then turn to Daniella.]
Jimmy Woo: Any thoughts?
Daniella Jones: Well…
Darcy Lewis: If you have any ideas, sharing them now would be a good idea.
Daniella Jones: I think we're dealing with the most powerful Avenger, while she is in a state of grief, which if it goes really south, won't be good for any of us…
[Back inside, Wanda picks up a twin.]
Wanda Maximoff: Well, what should we watch tonight?
[She passes Vision, who is also holding a twin. He gives a nervous smile and sits on the couch next to her.]
END CREDITS