Day 4
Hilde woke up about 12:30 the next afternoon.
She sat up. "Wow, I can't even feel the sunburn today." She heard a strange noise and looked down at her stomach. "I'm staving! I need some food."
Duo's eyes shot open. "Food??"
"Yeah, let's get up and get some."
"OK."
They got up and dressed. When they Finished, Hilde was wearing a short light blue sun dress, and a pair of matching sandals. It was another outfit Duo had bought for her.
Duo, on the other hand, was wearing something totally out of character. He had on a bright colored yellow and orange Hawaiian shirt, a pair of tan khaki shorts, and flip flops. When he came out of the bathroom wearing that, Hilde just stared.
When Hilde finally found her voice she said, "You're joking, right?"
"Joking about what?"
"..."
"What?!"
"Duo, you look like a tourist."
"I do not!"
"DUO!! Oh forget it. Let's just find some food."
"Yes ma'am!"
The couple exited their room and rode the elevator to the lobby. They walked outside to where the out door restaurant was located in a huge open cabana hut.
As They sat down, Hilde noticed a sign that read 'ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET'.
"Oh no."
"Huh? What's wrong, Babe?"
Hilde looked at him. He hadn't seen it. Maybe if she didn't say anything he wouldn't notice.
"Nothing, Nothing's wrong."
"OK..."
One of the waitresses came to their table.
"Hello!! How are you this afternoon?!" she asked in a high peppy voice.
"We're-"
"That's wonderful!! Today's specials are crab cakes and fried mushrooms! We also has an-"
Hilde knew what she was about to say and shook her head frantically.
"An all you can eat buffet!"
"No!!!" Hilde smacked her forehead.
"ALL YOU CAN EAT?! YEAH!!!!"
"Oh god help us."
The waitress looked at her with a confused look. "Is there something wrong?!"
"You better call in all the cooks you have. My husband has an endless stomach."
"You're funny! He can't eat that-"
"Hey, Hilde," Duo said as he came back from the buffet, food piled sky high on the two plates he was carrying "We better tell the people here that they're out of food."
Hilde sunk into her chair as she watched Duo inhale the food.
"Wow! I can't believe he's eating so much!" The waitress said in amazement.
"He's just getting started, so like I said, you better call all the chefs you got out here." Hilde sighed "We're going to be here for a while."
"Ok! I will!" She skipped off into the kitchen and Hilde heard her yell "CODE RED!!!"
"This is great food, Hilde! Duo said between bites. "Aren't you gonna have some?"
"Yes, but I'm going to wait until you go back for 23rds..."
Much later that afternoon...
Duo and Hilde started to walk onto the beach.
"I can't believe how good the food was, and how nice the people were!"
"Duo, they threw us out."
"I know, but they did it a lot nicer than some of the other places"
Hilde thought back on some of the other times. "Yeah, I guess you're right."
As they walked up the beach, they notices a large crowd around a stage.
"Wonder what's goin' on there" said Duo.
"Let's go see."
They approached the stage and walked over to the guy who looked to be in charge.
"Hey, what's happening here?"
"Well THAT'S a silly question. We're having a contest of course! It's for couples."
"Sounds fun, we'll join."
"Groovy!! Names please?"
Duo thought for a moment.
"My name is Heero, and this is my wife Relena."
Hilde burst out into laughter.
"Alright then, stand over there" the guy pointed to a group of couples near the stage.
They walked over and waited for the contest to start.
They guy in charge came onto the stage.
"Hello ladies and gentle men! Welcome to out beach contest! What our contestant will have to do is go through many tests. After each couple finishes a test, our judges will score them and who ever has the most points at the end wins our mystery grand prize!"
The crowd went wild!
"Our first contest is the ice cream eating contest! Who ever can eat the most ice cream wins 10 points!"
The contestants came onto the stage as the same number of ice cream filled bathtubs were wheeled out as contestant.
Duo's eyes went impossibly wide. "H-H-Hilde!!!"
"Good God!"
Duo turned to her. "We're in ice cream heaven!!!"
"Let the contest begin!"
Duo dived into their tub of ice cream. Hilde knew they were going to obviously going to win this contest since they both loved ice cream, and since Duo was still hungry from their lunch which he didn't get to finish.
No spoon was big enough for Duo. Near the bottom of the tub, when there was only one other couple still in the contest, Duo decided it would be faster to use his hands. So he did.
In the end, all the other parties dropped out and Duo and Hilde (or Heero and Relena as they were announced) ended up not only winning, but getting 5 bonus points for eating the entire tub!
The next couple of tests were things like blondest hair (which they lost), longest hair (which they won!), and longest hand stand (which they just lost!).
Near the end of the tests, they were given 20 minutes to figure out a skit to impress the judges. At this point there was only one couple Duo and Hilde had to worry about, so they decided to do the best skit they knew.
20 minutes later...
The one couple they were worried about came out and did a great reenactment of the Spartan Sprit Cheerleaders skit from SNL. Another couple tried to reenact one of the fight scenes from the Matrix and did a fair job.
When it finally got to Duo and Hilde's turn, the theme music to Austin Powers came on and Duo sauntered onto the stage doing a perfect Austin Powers impression. Hilde was one of the girls who chased him around screaming, along with a bunch of other girls Duo had pulled from the audience to help Hilde. The judges were wowed by the performance and 10 points was given to them, while only 5 or 7 points were given to the other couples.
The announcer came onto the stage. "Sadly we are at our last contest. In the lead is Relena and Duo, followed closely by Babs and James. Don't worry though, because this last tests could make it anyone's game! Now, for the last test, the kissing contest which can be up to 100 points! Good luck to you all!"
The Babs and James came out and did an impressive kissing display. They wasted no time getting into the good part and the crowd and judges loved it.
They next hand full of judges did a good job also, but none of them compared to the first couple.
"They did really good, Duo."
"Eh, they weren't so hot. Let's show them how to really kiss." He winked at her.
They went onto the stage.
"And here is out last couple, Heero and Relena!!"
Duo looked deeply into Hilde's eyes. "Ya ready, Babe?"
Hilde nodded as Duo leaned down to give her one of the most passionate kisses he had ever given her.
They kissed as the crowd went wild. They kissed as the judges gave them the points. They kissed....and kissed...and kissed...
The announcer stepped over to them. "Well, these two are obviously our winners!" He got closer to the kissing couple and whispered to them "Alright, you won. You can stop now!"
And kissed...And kissed...
The announcer laughed nervously. "Ahaha...I sure do hope these two have a room at the hotel."
And kissed...and finally broke away.
Duo looked at Hilde, his eyes filled with passion. She returned his look. They started to talk back to the hotel.
"H-Hey! Wait! What about your prize?!"
"Bring it to room 1028" Said Duo, never taking his eyes off Hilde.
They walked quickly up to their room and entered it.
Hilde spoke in a dazed voice. "What do you think he prize is?"
Duo answered as he led her to the bedroom. "I don't care."
He closed the door.
Hilde woke up about 12:30 the next afternoon.
She sat up. "Wow, I can't even feel the sunburn today." She heard a strange noise and looked down at her stomach. "I'm staving! I need some food."
Duo's eyes shot open. "Food??"
"Yeah, let's get up and get some."
"OK."
They got up and dressed. When they Finished, Hilde was wearing a short light blue sun dress, and a pair of matching sandals. It was another outfit Duo had bought for her.
Duo, on the other hand, was wearing something totally out of character. He had on a bright colored yellow and orange Hawaiian shirt, a pair of tan khaki shorts, and flip flops. When he came out of the bathroom wearing that, Hilde just stared.
When Hilde finally found her voice she said, "You're joking, right?"
"Joking about what?"
"..."
"What?!"
"Duo, you look like a tourist."
"I do not!"
"DUO!! Oh forget it. Let's just find some food."
"Yes ma'am!"
The couple exited their room and rode the elevator to the lobby. They walked outside to where the out door restaurant was located in a huge open cabana hut.
As They sat down, Hilde noticed a sign that read 'ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET'.
"Oh no."
"Huh? What's wrong, Babe?"
Hilde looked at him. He hadn't seen it. Maybe if she didn't say anything he wouldn't notice.
"Nothing, Nothing's wrong."
"OK..."
One of the waitresses came to their table.
"Hello!! How are you this afternoon?!" she asked in a high peppy voice.
"We're-"
"That's wonderful!! Today's specials are crab cakes and fried mushrooms! We also has an-"
Hilde knew what she was about to say and shook her head frantically.
"An all you can eat buffet!"
"No!!!" Hilde smacked her forehead.
"ALL YOU CAN EAT?! YEAH!!!!"
"Oh god help us."
The waitress looked at her with a confused look. "Is there something wrong?!"
"You better call in all the cooks you have. My husband has an endless stomach."
"You're funny! He can't eat that-"
"Hey, Hilde," Duo said as he came back from the buffet, food piled sky high on the two plates he was carrying "We better tell the people here that they're out of food."
Hilde sunk into her chair as she watched Duo inhale the food.
"Wow! I can't believe he's eating so much!" The waitress said in amazement.
"He's just getting started, so like I said, you better call all the chefs you got out here." Hilde sighed "We're going to be here for a while."
"Ok! I will!" She skipped off into the kitchen and Hilde heard her yell "CODE RED!!!"
"This is great food, Hilde! Duo said between bites. "Aren't you gonna have some?"
"Yes, but I'm going to wait until you go back for 23rds..."
Much later that afternoon...
Duo and Hilde started to walk onto the beach.
"I can't believe how good the food was, and how nice the people were!"
"Duo, they threw us out."
"I know, but they did it a lot nicer than some of the other places"
Hilde thought back on some of the other times. "Yeah, I guess you're right."
As they walked up the beach, they notices a large crowd around a stage.
"Wonder what's goin' on there" said Duo.
"Let's go see."
They approached the stage and walked over to the guy who looked to be in charge.
"Hey, what's happening here?"
"Well THAT'S a silly question. We're having a contest of course! It's for couples."
"Sounds fun, we'll join."
"Groovy!! Names please?"
Duo thought for a moment.
"My name is Heero, and this is my wife Relena."
Hilde burst out into laughter.
"Alright then, stand over there" the guy pointed to a group of couples near the stage.
They walked over and waited for the contest to start.
They guy in charge came onto the stage.
"Hello ladies and gentle men! Welcome to out beach contest! What our contestant will have to do is go through many tests. After each couple finishes a test, our judges will score them and who ever has the most points at the end wins our mystery grand prize!"
The crowd went wild!
"Our first contest is the ice cream eating contest! Who ever can eat the most ice cream wins 10 points!"
The contestants came onto the stage as the same number of ice cream filled bathtubs were wheeled out as contestant.
Duo's eyes went impossibly wide. "H-H-Hilde!!!"
"Good God!"
Duo turned to her. "We're in ice cream heaven!!!"
"Let the contest begin!"
Duo dived into their tub of ice cream. Hilde knew they were going to obviously going to win this contest since they both loved ice cream, and since Duo was still hungry from their lunch which he didn't get to finish.
No spoon was big enough for Duo. Near the bottom of the tub, when there was only one other couple still in the contest, Duo decided it would be faster to use his hands. So he did.
In the end, all the other parties dropped out and Duo and Hilde (or Heero and Relena as they were announced) ended up not only winning, but getting 5 bonus points for eating the entire tub!
The next couple of tests were things like blondest hair (which they lost), longest hair (which they won!), and longest hand stand (which they just lost!).
Near the end of the tests, they were given 20 minutes to figure out a skit to impress the judges. At this point there was only one couple Duo and Hilde had to worry about, so they decided to do the best skit they knew.
20 minutes later...
The one couple they were worried about came out and did a great reenactment of the Spartan Sprit Cheerleaders skit from SNL. Another couple tried to reenact one of the fight scenes from the Matrix and did a fair job.
When it finally got to Duo and Hilde's turn, the theme music to Austin Powers came on and Duo sauntered onto the stage doing a perfect Austin Powers impression. Hilde was one of the girls who chased him around screaming, along with a bunch of other girls Duo had pulled from the audience to help Hilde. The judges were wowed by the performance and 10 points was given to them, while only 5 or 7 points were given to the other couples.
The announcer came onto the stage. "Sadly we are at our last contest. In the lead is Relena and Duo, followed closely by Babs and James. Don't worry though, because this last tests could make it anyone's game! Now, for the last test, the kissing contest which can be up to 100 points! Good luck to you all!"
The Babs and James came out and did an impressive kissing display. They wasted no time getting into the good part and the crowd and judges loved it.
They next hand full of judges did a good job also, but none of them compared to the first couple.
"They did really good, Duo."
"Eh, they weren't so hot. Let's show them how to really kiss." He winked at her.
They went onto the stage.
"And here is out last couple, Heero and Relena!!"
Duo looked deeply into Hilde's eyes. "Ya ready, Babe?"
Hilde nodded as Duo leaned down to give her one of the most passionate kisses he had ever given her.
They kissed as the crowd went wild. They kissed as the judges gave them the points. They kissed....and kissed...and kissed...
The announcer stepped over to them. "Well, these two are obviously our winners!" He got closer to the kissing couple and whispered to them "Alright, you won. You can stop now!"
And kissed...And kissed...
The announcer laughed nervously. "Ahaha...I sure do hope these two have a room at the hotel."
And kissed...and finally broke away.
Duo looked at Hilde, his eyes filled with passion. She returned his look. They started to talk back to the hotel.
"H-Hey! Wait! What about your prize?!"
"Bring it to room 1028" Said Duo, never taking his eyes off Hilde.
They walked quickly up to their room and entered it.
Hilde spoke in a dazed voice. "What do you think he prize is?"
Duo answered as he led her to the bedroom. "I don't care."
He closed the door.