Day 5: The Last Day
At 11:45 am there was a knock on the honeymooners door.
Duo opened on eye, then the other. He unwrapped himself from the covers and from Hilde, and put on a bathrobe. He slowly walked over to the door, letting out a big yawn, then opening the door.
"Hello, sir," said the guy at the door "I'm here to deliver you your grand prize!"
Duo perked up at the words. "Oh? Where is it?" He looked around, expecting something big.
"Here you go!" The guy handed Duo an envelope. "Inside are two passes to get into Razzly's. The BEST dance club in the Bahamas!"
"What!? That was the only thing I couldn't get for my wife for our honeymoon!" He grabbed the passes and have the guy a five buck tip.
"Whoa! Thanks!"
Duo shut the door and ran into the bedroom. "Hilde! Wake up!"
"mmm...What's wrong?"
"We got passes to that exclusive dance club you wanted to go to!"
Hilde sprang up "NO WAY!"
"WAY!"
"That's great!! It will be the perfect ending to our wonderful honeymoon."
Duo nodded.
"I'll be about to wear the sexy clubbing cloths you bought for me too" she said with a smirk.
Duo grinned from ear to ear, the tackled her onto the bed.
"Whoa!"
He kissed her passionately. "I love you, Hilde."
Hilde smile softly. "I love you too, Duo."
They stared into each others eyes.
"Let's order room service!" Duo said as he jumped over to the phone.
"Well," Hilde said in a huff "THAT romantic moment lasted long." She shook her head.
A while later their room service came and they ate together on the balcony.
"I love eating out here." Said Hilde as she looked out onto the ocean.
Duo looked around nervously. "Yeah...But maybe we should put on some sunblock..."
Hilde couldn't help but giggle. "You didn't like what happened when we got sun burnt?"
Duo smirked and relaxed. "On the other hand, it wasn't THAT bad."
She giggled again. "So, what are we going to do before we go dancing tonight?"
"One word. volleyball."
Hilde cried with joy. She loved volleyball!
They both changed from the bathrobes to their bathing suits. Then Duo started running for the door, anxious to get going.
"WAAAAAAIT!!!!"
He stopped dead in his tracks. "What?!?!"
Hilde held up a bottle. "Sun block."
"Ah! Smart Girl!"
"I know." She said as she tossed Duo the bottle.
They put the sun block on thoroughly. Duo's sun block was the kind was purple on your skin, and Hilde's was green."
When Duo squirted more into his hand to put it on his face, he ended up missing his hand completely, and purple lotion squirted all over Hilde's green tummy.
"Hey! Didn't anyone tell you that purple and green clash!?"
"I'm SO sorry, Babe!" He was being sincere.
Hilde snorted, then grinned. "It's ok Duo." She quickly raised he bottle and squirted Duo on his purple chest.
Duo looked down at himself, then back and Hilde. "Of course you know this mean war."
"OH! I'm shaken in my wittle yewwow bikini!"
Duo squirted some on her leg and Hilde returned fire on his arm.
Suddenly, Hilde broke out and tackled Duo, pinning him to the floor on his stomach.
"OOF!" He hit the floor with a thud.
Hilde squirted what remained of her green lotion in her hand and wrote on Duo's back.
"Hey! What are you writing?"
Hilde let him get up to look in a mirror.
Duo's eyes widened. "I do NOT!"
Hilde fell on the ground laughing, and Duo found it the perfect opportunity for revenge. He flipped her on her back and wrote nice and clearly with his purple lotion.
"Oh no" she said as she realized what he was doing. She went to the mirror when he was done.
"Oh man!" She looked over at him. "You suck."
Duo grinned. "Let's go play some V-ball now!"
"OK!"
The exited the room.
The couple walked down the beach until they found 2 guys begging people to play a game of V-ball with them.
"You just wont play cuz we're the best!" Said Chad.
"You tell 'em, Chad!" Said Ted.
Duo went up to the two guys. "We'll play."
Ted and Chad looked them over. "Fine."
"But," Hilde chimed in "We're kinda new to this game."
The two guys grinned evilly. "Don't worry, baby, so are we."
Duo and Hilde swapped 'year right' glances.
"Shall we put a bet down on who wins then?" asked Chad.
"Well..."Said Duo, trying not to laugh. "ok."
They all put down a 20 and the game began.
The game went as followed:
The first two times Hilde served she 'messed up'. For the first 5 minutes Duo never hit the ball. Their opponents really thought they sucked, so they decided to raise the bet and everyone put in another 20. Now after that, Duo and Hilde showed them how they REALLY played and quickly turned the game around. In the end the score was a pathetic Chad and Ted 20 points, Hilde and Duo 68.
"Bogus!! They were suppose to suck!" sulked Chad.
Duo stopped counting their money for a moment and looked at them. "Hmm...Beginners luck?"
"YEAR RIGHT!!" yelled Ted.
"Well, see you guys later." And with that the newly weds started back to the hotel.
Hilde sighed as they walked. "It's only 4 o'clock. What are we gonna do until we go dancing?"
"Hmm...How about we check out the karioke room in the hotel?"
"That's a great idea! It's early so we'll probably have the place to ourselves."
Duo smiled. "Yup, let's hurry."
They entered the hotel and when down a small hallway which led to a small room which led to a big room which led to another big room. They went down another hall, look a left, then a right, then a right, then a left, then entered the karioke room. The room was big and dark with colored lights, a TV monitor, a small bar and a karioke machine.
The room was empty.
Duo grinned. "Perfect."
Hilde skipped over to the stage and looked through the music book. She picked a song and the music started playing.
Duo laughed out loud as he heard the music. "I knew she was gonna play this." He jumped onto the stage and started to sing and dance to the song Bootylicious by Destiny's Child. (I don't own them!) As the song played he shook his butt all over the stage and sang as loud as he could.
Hilde sighed as the song and the booty shaken ended. "I love that song."
Duo picked the next song and it was no surprise that it turned out to be Highway to Hell by AC/DC (Don't own them either!)
For the next two hours they sang songs such as What is Love?, Pop Music, I'm to Sexy, and many, many others (Don't own any songs there!). The funny thing is that their performances started to draw a crowd, and before they knew it the place was packed and cheering for them.
They were just about to sing another song when Hilde looked at her watch.
"Oh shit! It's 6:00! We have to get dressed and go!"
"Huh? Oh, right." Duo turned to the people. "Thank you thank you! We'll be here till Thursday! Try the veal!"
"DUO!!"
"OK, OK, I can't back that up."
Hilde grabbed Duo's wrist and led him to the door, pushing past people as they went, but before they left, she turned around. "Attention! Duo has left the building!" She turned around after that and they left for their suite.
After they quickly changed into their clubbing cloths, they went out in front of the hotel and rode in a limo to the dance club.
They exited the limo, went up to the bouncer, gave him their passes, and entered the club.
The club was HUGE and filled with people. There was loud music, a huge bar that took up one side of the building, and there was a lot of flashing and neon lights.
"Whoa... I've never seen anything like this..."
Hilde looked at him. "WHAT?!"
"I SAID, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!"
"ME NEITHER! LET'S GET A DRINK."
"MY HAIR IS TURNING PINK!!!???"
"NO! LET'S-GET-A-DRINK!"
"OH, OK!"
Together they moved through the masses and over to the bar. A bartender came over to them. "What can I get youz?"
Duo grinned. "I want an Orgasm."
"DUO!!!"
"Relax, Babe, it's just a drink."
"Hmm...Well in that case...I'll have a Sex On The Beach."
Duo raised an eyebrow and Hilde gave him a devilish grin.
The bartender rolled her eyes and got them their drinks. "That'll be $6.50."
"OK." Duo put their passes on the bar so he could dig through his pocket for cash.
The bartender saw them. "Oh, you have those. Never mind then."
"Huh??"
"You don't know? Those passes let youz have free drinks"
Duo and Hilde looked at each other. "ALRIGHT!"
As they finished their drinks, the DJ came on the loud speaker and the music stopped.
"What's goin' on?"
"Hello ladies and gents! I hope everyone is enjoying their night so far. As always, we are going to be having a musical group be reenacted by people in the club tonight. The ground that has been selected is......N'SYNC, and the song is......DIRTY POP! So, if you think you have what it takes to be a member of this group, come over to me and we'll have auditions. For the rest of you, the performance will be held on the main stage in an hour and a half. Until then, back to the music! PARTY ON!"
Hilde looked at Duo. Duo looked at Hilde. Duo didn't say anything. Hilde sighed. "Ok, go ahead and try out. I'll see you later."
"YES! I love ya, Babe! Later!"
Hilde watched as he left, then shook her head. She knew he would get to be anyone of those guys he wanted because he knew all the words and all the moves. He taped the music video and watched it over 100 times just in case something like this ever came up. She sighed and ordered another drink.
Duo walked over to the DJ. "I want to join."
"You and everyone else. Do you know the words?"
"Yup."
"Do you know the guys?"
"Yup yup."
"...Do you know the moves?"
"Yup yup yup!"
".........Really?"
"Uh-huh."
"......Ok, your in."
"YES!"
"Who do you want to be?"
"Uhh...JC."
"Whatever. Go over there and wait until I pick out the other guys."
"K!" Duo walked onto the stage and watched as the other guys were picked.
One and a half hours later, Hilde had been hit on 20 times and 2 of the guys had been 'hit on' by her. She didn't want to have to break that one guys nose. Oh well.
The music went off again. "Ladies and gents, please welcome our own N'SYNC!!!"
The music to Dirty Pop started and the 5 guys came on, Duo in front. They went through the song and did the moves perfectly, sang wonderfully, and everyone was very impressed.
Hilde leaned over to the bartender. "That's my husband up there!!"
"He's cute."
"Hey now..."
After the song was over, everyone applauded and Duo came back to Hilde.
"Now we dance."
"WOOHOO!"
Duo took Hilde onto the dance floor and spun her around. He dipped her, threw and caught her, and made a very good show for everyone in the place. They danced through the night and well into the morning hours. Finally, at 4 am the club closed and they had to leave.
They got into the limo and rode back to the hotel. This was when they noticed how tired they were, and when they finally reached the hotel, they practically crawled to their room. They striped their cloths, threw on PJs and collapsed onto the bed.
Duo managed to find enough strength to turn his head to Hilde. "Hey, wanna do it?"
Hilde didn't look at him, but made a very annoyed noise instead. "No. Go to sleep."
But she said that to late, for he was already asleep.
At 11:45 am there was a knock on the honeymooners door.
Duo opened on eye, then the other. He unwrapped himself from the covers and from Hilde, and put on a bathrobe. He slowly walked over to the door, letting out a big yawn, then opening the door.
"Hello, sir," said the guy at the door "I'm here to deliver you your grand prize!"
Duo perked up at the words. "Oh? Where is it?" He looked around, expecting something big.
"Here you go!" The guy handed Duo an envelope. "Inside are two passes to get into Razzly's. The BEST dance club in the Bahamas!"
"What!? That was the only thing I couldn't get for my wife for our honeymoon!" He grabbed the passes and have the guy a five buck tip.
"Whoa! Thanks!"
Duo shut the door and ran into the bedroom. "Hilde! Wake up!"
"mmm...What's wrong?"
"We got passes to that exclusive dance club you wanted to go to!"
Hilde sprang up "NO WAY!"
"WAY!"
"That's great!! It will be the perfect ending to our wonderful honeymoon."
Duo nodded.
"I'll be about to wear the sexy clubbing cloths you bought for me too" she said with a smirk.
Duo grinned from ear to ear, the tackled her onto the bed.
"Whoa!"
He kissed her passionately. "I love you, Hilde."
Hilde smile softly. "I love you too, Duo."
They stared into each others eyes.
"Let's order room service!" Duo said as he jumped over to the phone.
"Well," Hilde said in a huff "THAT romantic moment lasted long." She shook her head.
A while later their room service came and they ate together on the balcony.
"I love eating out here." Said Hilde as she looked out onto the ocean.
Duo looked around nervously. "Yeah...But maybe we should put on some sunblock..."
Hilde couldn't help but giggle. "You didn't like what happened when we got sun burnt?"
Duo smirked and relaxed. "On the other hand, it wasn't THAT bad."
She giggled again. "So, what are we going to do before we go dancing tonight?"
"One word. volleyball."
Hilde cried with joy. She loved volleyball!
They both changed from the bathrobes to their bathing suits. Then Duo started running for the door, anxious to get going.
"WAAAAAAIT!!!!"
He stopped dead in his tracks. "What?!?!"
Hilde held up a bottle. "Sun block."
"Ah! Smart Girl!"
"I know." She said as she tossed Duo the bottle.
They put the sun block on thoroughly. Duo's sun block was the kind was purple on your skin, and Hilde's was green."
When Duo squirted more into his hand to put it on his face, he ended up missing his hand completely, and purple lotion squirted all over Hilde's green tummy.
"Hey! Didn't anyone tell you that purple and green clash!?"
"I'm SO sorry, Babe!" He was being sincere.
Hilde snorted, then grinned. "It's ok Duo." She quickly raised he bottle and squirted Duo on his purple chest.
Duo looked down at himself, then back and Hilde. "Of course you know this mean war."
"OH! I'm shaken in my wittle yewwow bikini!"
Duo squirted some on her leg and Hilde returned fire on his arm.
Suddenly, Hilde broke out and tackled Duo, pinning him to the floor on his stomach.
"OOF!" He hit the floor with a thud.
Hilde squirted what remained of her green lotion in her hand and wrote on Duo's back.
"Hey! What are you writing?"
Hilde let him get up to look in a mirror.
Duo's eyes widened. "I do NOT!"
Hilde fell on the ground laughing, and Duo found it the perfect opportunity for revenge. He flipped her on her back and wrote nice and clearly with his purple lotion.
"Oh no" she said as she realized what he was doing. She went to the mirror when he was done.
"Oh man!" She looked over at him. "You suck."
Duo grinned. "Let's go play some V-ball now!"
"OK!"
The exited the room.
The couple walked down the beach until they found 2 guys begging people to play a game of V-ball with them.
"You just wont play cuz we're the best!" Said Chad.
"You tell 'em, Chad!" Said Ted.
Duo went up to the two guys. "We'll play."
Ted and Chad looked them over. "Fine."
"But," Hilde chimed in "We're kinda new to this game."
The two guys grinned evilly. "Don't worry, baby, so are we."
Duo and Hilde swapped 'year right' glances.
"Shall we put a bet down on who wins then?" asked Chad.
"Well..."Said Duo, trying not to laugh. "ok."
They all put down a 20 and the game began.
The game went as followed:
The first two times Hilde served she 'messed up'. For the first 5 minutes Duo never hit the ball. Their opponents really thought they sucked, so they decided to raise the bet and everyone put in another 20. Now after that, Duo and Hilde showed them how they REALLY played and quickly turned the game around. In the end the score was a pathetic Chad and Ted 20 points, Hilde and Duo 68.
"Bogus!! They were suppose to suck!" sulked Chad.
Duo stopped counting their money for a moment and looked at them. "Hmm...Beginners luck?"
"YEAR RIGHT!!" yelled Ted.
"Well, see you guys later." And with that the newly weds started back to the hotel.
Hilde sighed as they walked. "It's only 4 o'clock. What are we gonna do until we go dancing?"
"Hmm...How about we check out the karioke room in the hotel?"
"That's a great idea! It's early so we'll probably have the place to ourselves."
Duo smiled. "Yup, let's hurry."
They entered the hotel and when down a small hallway which led to a small room which led to a big room which led to another big room. They went down another hall, look a left, then a right, then a right, then a left, then entered the karioke room. The room was big and dark with colored lights, a TV monitor, a small bar and a karioke machine.
The room was empty.
Duo grinned. "Perfect."
Hilde skipped over to the stage and looked through the music book. She picked a song and the music started playing.
Duo laughed out loud as he heard the music. "I knew she was gonna play this." He jumped onto the stage and started to sing and dance to the song Bootylicious by Destiny's Child. (I don't own them!) As the song played he shook his butt all over the stage and sang as loud as he could.
Hilde sighed as the song and the booty shaken ended. "I love that song."
Duo picked the next song and it was no surprise that it turned out to be Highway to Hell by AC/DC (Don't own them either!)
For the next two hours they sang songs such as What is Love?, Pop Music, I'm to Sexy, and many, many others (Don't own any songs there!). The funny thing is that their performances started to draw a crowd, and before they knew it the place was packed and cheering for them.
They were just about to sing another song when Hilde looked at her watch.
"Oh shit! It's 6:00! We have to get dressed and go!"
"Huh? Oh, right." Duo turned to the people. "Thank you thank you! We'll be here till Thursday! Try the veal!"
"DUO!!"
"OK, OK, I can't back that up."
Hilde grabbed Duo's wrist and led him to the door, pushing past people as they went, but before they left, she turned around. "Attention! Duo has left the building!" She turned around after that and they left for their suite.
After they quickly changed into their clubbing cloths, they went out in front of the hotel and rode in a limo to the dance club.
They exited the limo, went up to the bouncer, gave him their passes, and entered the club.
The club was HUGE and filled with people. There was loud music, a huge bar that took up one side of the building, and there was a lot of flashing and neon lights.
"Whoa... I've never seen anything like this..."
Hilde looked at him. "WHAT?!"
"I SAID, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!"
"ME NEITHER! LET'S GET A DRINK."
"MY HAIR IS TURNING PINK!!!???"
"NO! LET'S-GET-A-DRINK!"
"OH, OK!"
Together they moved through the masses and over to the bar. A bartender came over to them. "What can I get youz?"
Duo grinned. "I want an Orgasm."
"DUO!!!"
"Relax, Babe, it's just a drink."
"Hmm...Well in that case...I'll have a Sex On The Beach."
Duo raised an eyebrow and Hilde gave him a devilish grin.
The bartender rolled her eyes and got them their drinks. "That'll be $6.50."
"OK." Duo put their passes on the bar so he could dig through his pocket for cash.
The bartender saw them. "Oh, you have those. Never mind then."
"Huh??"
"You don't know? Those passes let youz have free drinks"
Duo and Hilde looked at each other. "ALRIGHT!"
As they finished their drinks, the DJ came on the loud speaker and the music stopped.
"What's goin' on?"
"Hello ladies and gents! I hope everyone is enjoying their night so far. As always, we are going to be having a musical group be reenacted by people in the club tonight. The ground that has been selected is......N'SYNC, and the song is......DIRTY POP! So, if you think you have what it takes to be a member of this group, come over to me and we'll have auditions. For the rest of you, the performance will be held on the main stage in an hour and a half. Until then, back to the music! PARTY ON!"
Hilde looked at Duo. Duo looked at Hilde. Duo didn't say anything. Hilde sighed. "Ok, go ahead and try out. I'll see you later."
"YES! I love ya, Babe! Later!"
Hilde watched as he left, then shook her head. She knew he would get to be anyone of those guys he wanted because he knew all the words and all the moves. He taped the music video and watched it over 100 times just in case something like this ever came up. She sighed and ordered another drink.
Duo walked over to the DJ. "I want to join."
"You and everyone else. Do you know the words?"
"Yup."
"Do you know the guys?"
"Yup yup."
"...Do you know the moves?"
"Yup yup yup!"
".........Really?"
"Uh-huh."
"......Ok, your in."
"YES!"
"Who do you want to be?"
"Uhh...JC."
"Whatever. Go over there and wait until I pick out the other guys."
"K!" Duo walked onto the stage and watched as the other guys were picked.
One and a half hours later, Hilde had been hit on 20 times and 2 of the guys had been 'hit on' by her. She didn't want to have to break that one guys nose. Oh well.
The music went off again. "Ladies and gents, please welcome our own N'SYNC!!!"
The music to Dirty Pop started and the 5 guys came on, Duo in front. They went through the song and did the moves perfectly, sang wonderfully, and everyone was very impressed.
Hilde leaned over to the bartender. "That's my husband up there!!"
"He's cute."
"Hey now..."
After the song was over, everyone applauded and Duo came back to Hilde.
"Now we dance."
"WOOHOO!"
Duo took Hilde onto the dance floor and spun her around. He dipped her, threw and caught her, and made a very good show for everyone in the place. They danced through the night and well into the morning hours. Finally, at 4 am the club closed and they had to leave.
They got into the limo and rode back to the hotel. This was when they noticed how tired they were, and when they finally reached the hotel, they practically crawled to their room. They striped their cloths, threw on PJs and collapsed onto the bed.
Duo managed to find enough strength to turn his head to Hilde. "Hey, wanna do it?"
Hilde didn't look at him, but made a very annoyed noise instead. "No. Go to sleep."
But she said that to late, for he was already asleep.