a/n: thankyou everyone who reviewed my first story!!!!!
you guys rock!
disclaimer: j.k.r. owns all names and stuff eca eca....
harry potter and the bottled flatulence....
setting: in snapes office
harry: jeez, this place stinks!
hermione: duh, this is the oldest office in the castle
harry: how do you know?
hermione: havent you ever read "hogwarts, a history"?
harry: no
hermione:well, do so!
harry: no
ron: when you two stop flirting...
harry: SHUT UP RON!!!!!!!!!!!!
ron: ...we can look for some stuff!
harry: hey look guys, a locked cupboard
hermione: ALAHOMORA!
harry: nothing happened
ron: duh!
hermione: thats it, im sick of this!
**hermione kicks the cupboard, it opens**
ron: uuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!! that stinks worse then harrys feet!
hermione: um, guys, look at this little bottle
**she lifts a little bottle out of the cupboard, with a greeny brown
tinge to the liquid inside**
hermione: it has a little label on it
the label reads:
ODOR HORRIBILIS
hermione: who speaks latin?
harry: huh, what?
hermione: oh bugger it, lets go to the common room
**they go to the common room, hermione pockets the bottle**
**in the common room**
hermione: guys, um, should we open this thing or what?
ron: why not, its just a potion
harry: it could be dangerous guys
**ron opens the bottle slowly**
all three: er.....
ron: run for cover!
harry: it'll kill us all!!!
**hermione drops the bottle, it smashes everywhere**
everyone in the common room: arrrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
for you see, it stinks like nothing you've ever smelt before
**in dumbledores office**
dumbledore: pooohhh! fawkes, have you been at the school dinners again?
fawkes: sqawk!
**fawkes starts to fly around, but bumps into things on the way, and faints**
dumbledore: ooooohhhhhhh, im dizzy, must send owl to ministry, aahhhhh
**dumbledore sends owl to ministry explaining his crisis**
**about an hour later, three ministry wizards appear at the gates,
complete with vacum cleaners**
ministry wizard 1: pooooh, what a stink!
ministry wizard 2: um, guys.....
ministry wizard 3: oh my god, everyone in the school is-
ministry wizard 2: dead!
ministry wizard 1: no, unconscious der brain
ministry wizard 2: well, um, we should put on masks...
**the 3 ministry wizards put on masks**
ministry wizard 1: quickly! vacum cleaners!
**all 3 ministry wizards turn on thier vacum cleaners, sucking up the smell**
ministry wizard 2: oh my god, its.....
ministry wizard 1: smelly!
ministry wizard 3: no!
ministry wizard 1: its a potergeist!
ministry wizards: arrrrgghhhhh!!!!!!!!
peeves: arrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!
**peeves gets sucked into the vacum cleaner**
ministry wizards: my god!
**the vacum cleaner suddenly starts flying around and screaming**
ministry wizards: WADIWASI!
**the vacum cleaner falls down, cursing**
vacum cleaner: mmmphhh....bastards.....mmmmphh........it...stinks..in...here...
..mmmphhh
ministry wizard 1: hes stuck in there
ministry wizard 2: duh
ministry wizard 3: yeah, duh, heh heh heh
ministry wizard 1: screw you guys!
**the ministry wizards leave**
**the scool starts to regain conscesnious(yes, i know i cant spell)**
==much later==
**dumbledore, snape, harry, hermione, ron and peeves are in dumbledores office**
dumbledore: so, you thought you could have a look in professor snapes office
harry, hermione and ron: yes sir
dumbledore: and steal!!!
harry, hermione and ron: yes sir
dumbledore: and cause havok!
harry, hermione and ron: yes sir
dumbledore: detention!!!!!
hermione: no!!!! my record!!!!!
ron: joy, another howler!
harry: it was rons idea!
ron: liar! it was yours!
hermione: it was mine!!!
harry and ron: yours???
hermione: i want the credit!!!
harry and ron: fine by us
**they leave**
dumbledore(to the vacum cleaner): peeves, well
have you out of there soon, ok?
peeves: fine **gasp** by me!
**the vacum cleaner vibrates and swears a bit**
the end!
a/n was it funny? its a bit weak i know, but dont lose faith!
im writing another already!
you guys rock!
disclaimer: j.k.r. owns all names and stuff eca eca....
harry potter and the bottled flatulence....
setting: in snapes office
harry: jeez, this place stinks!
hermione: duh, this is the oldest office in the castle
harry: how do you know?
hermione: havent you ever read "hogwarts, a history"?
harry: no
hermione:well, do so!
harry: no
ron: when you two stop flirting...
harry: SHUT UP RON!!!!!!!!!!!!
ron: ...we can look for some stuff!
harry: hey look guys, a locked cupboard
hermione: ALAHOMORA!
harry: nothing happened
ron: duh!
hermione: thats it, im sick of this!
**hermione kicks the cupboard, it opens**
ron: uuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!! that stinks worse then harrys feet!
hermione: um, guys, look at this little bottle
**she lifts a little bottle out of the cupboard, with a greeny brown
tinge to the liquid inside**
hermione: it has a little label on it
the label reads:
ODOR HORRIBILIS
hermione: who speaks latin?
harry: huh, what?
hermione: oh bugger it, lets go to the common room
**they go to the common room, hermione pockets the bottle**
**in the common room**
hermione: guys, um, should we open this thing or what?
ron: why not, its just a potion
harry: it could be dangerous guys
**ron opens the bottle slowly**
all three: er.....
ron: run for cover!
harry: it'll kill us all!!!
**hermione drops the bottle, it smashes everywhere**
everyone in the common room: arrrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
for you see, it stinks like nothing you've ever smelt before
**in dumbledores office**
dumbledore: pooohhh! fawkes, have you been at the school dinners again?
fawkes: sqawk!
**fawkes starts to fly around, but bumps into things on the way, and faints**
dumbledore: ooooohhhhhhh, im dizzy, must send owl to ministry, aahhhhh
**dumbledore sends owl to ministry explaining his crisis**
**about an hour later, three ministry wizards appear at the gates,
complete with vacum cleaners**
ministry wizard 1: pooooh, what a stink!
ministry wizard 2: um, guys.....
ministry wizard 3: oh my god, everyone in the school is-
ministry wizard 2: dead!
ministry wizard 1: no, unconscious der brain
ministry wizard 2: well, um, we should put on masks...
**the 3 ministry wizards put on masks**
ministry wizard 1: quickly! vacum cleaners!
**all 3 ministry wizards turn on thier vacum cleaners, sucking up the smell**
ministry wizard 2: oh my god, its.....
ministry wizard 1: smelly!
ministry wizard 3: no!
ministry wizard 1: its a potergeist!
ministry wizards: arrrrgghhhhh!!!!!!!!
peeves: arrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!
**peeves gets sucked into the vacum cleaner**
ministry wizards: my god!
**the vacum cleaner suddenly starts flying around and screaming**
ministry wizards: WADIWASI!
**the vacum cleaner falls down, cursing**
vacum cleaner: mmmphhh....bastards.....mmmmphh........it...stinks..in...here...
..mmmphhh
ministry wizard 1: hes stuck in there
ministry wizard 2: duh
ministry wizard 3: yeah, duh, heh heh heh
ministry wizard 1: screw you guys!
**the ministry wizards leave**
**the scool starts to regain conscesnious(yes, i know i cant spell)**
==much later==
**dumbledore, snape, harry, hermione, ron and peeves are in dumbledores office**
dumbledore: so, you thought you could have a look in professor snapes office
harry, hermione and ron: yes sir
dumbledore: and steal!!!
harry, hermione and ron: yes sir
dumbledore: and cause havok!
harry, hermione and ron: yes sir
dumbledore: detention!!!!!
hermione: no!!!! my record!!!!!
ron: joy, another howler!
harry: it was rons idea!
ron: liar! it was yours!
hermione: it was mine!!!
harry and ron: yours???
hermione: i want the credit!!!
harry and ron: fine by us
**they leave**
dumbledore(to the vacum cleaner): peeves, well
have you out of there soon, ok?
peeves: fine **gasp** by me!
**the vacum cleaner vibrates and swears a bit**
the end!
a/n was it funny? its a bit weak i know, but dont lose faith!
im writing another already!