Fat Over-paid Mascot: so how did you like the first part? Good, ne? I helped with that one!
Umi-chan: no you didn't!
Fat Over-paid Mascot: this is my segment, and I'll say whatever the HELL I want to say!
Kagura-chan: if you don't mind, we'll be cutting you short from now on. You are now the Fat Under-paid Mascot Who is Drunk. Enjoy the story minna! Jaa ne!
BSSM Gold
Part one: Celestial
Episode two (section b): A Senshi lost! Umi-chan's first kiss
Kaze peered through the bushes, not even daring to breathe. "Oh…"
"Nani?" Tsunami whispered.
"Her hair is so shiny!"
Himiko snatched the fan from Tsunami, thwacking her friend. "My hair is shinier than hers!"
Usagi hushed them. "She's going to tell him."
* * *
Kagura leaned forward on the dock, her chin slipping out of her palm. "Baka, how can you ask her that? She doesn't even know herself!"
Next to her Namida was concentrating very hard on something.
* * *
Umi fiddled with the braid, collecting her thoughts.
'Konban wa, Mi-chan.'
Umi gasped, clutching at her head, raking her fingers over her temples. "Go away, go away!"
'No.'
* * *
Gabriel looked at her. "Is that what you really want?"
He watched Umi collapse to the dirt, holding her head. "Go away, now!"
"Mi-chan?" he queried.
"Kami-sama, help me!"
Gabriel dropped to his knees, hugging her to him. "Daijobu ka?"
"Onegai, leave!"
"No!"
* * *
Namida broke contact for a moment. "Take the hint and leave!"
Kagura looked at her. "Are you doing that?"
"She's mine, mine, mine, mine!"
Kagura glared at her. Nobody deserved this treatment, so she would stop it herself. Touching her fingertip to Namida's temple, Kagura silenced her.
* * *
Himiko held herself from jumping from the bushes. This was surely a ploy to be in Gabriel's arms. "What a slut!"
"She's your best friend!" they all yelled.
* * *
Ami's eyes were blank with death. Blood dripped like water onto the white linoleum. Sailor Aquarius stood above her, eyes glowing with the brilliance of the crystal. The eternal crystal of Golden Mercury now belonged to Tsuki Hime. Aquarius reveled in the blood that dripped from her bare hands. Not even the glow of this crystal could wash away the crimson stain of victory.
* * *
Umi had only been silent a moment when she cried out again, clutching to Gabriel's shirt and weeping. Ami-chan's face flashed before her closed lids. Her vision went awash with crimson. "Onee-chan…"
* * *
Kagura leaned even further over the dock, eyes now intent on the blue-haired bishoujo. "Even I felt that imbalance in the power. Aquarius report."
A freezing feeling ran down her arms. "I have already given it to Her majesty."
"Whose crystal?" Kagura said, wondering at the timing of the event.
"Mercury."
"Which one, you impudent brat?"
"Golden."
* * *
Haruka and Michiru hugged Usagi. "Ami-chan, no…"
* * *
Gabriel held her back. "Do you make all of your boyfriends feel this bad?"
Umi laughed through her tears. "Gomen nasai…demo, I never had a boyfriend to do it to."
He leaned forward. "You are such a sheltered girl. I like that."
* * *
Kagura smiled at the couple. "Awwhhh, I'm jealous."
Waving her hand, she sent a gust of wind across the lake, releasing Umi's hair from the braid.
* * *
"Shimatta! Her hair is undone," Kaze whimpered.
Needless to say, everyone gave her a good bashing.
* * *
The long blue hair curtained Gabriel's hands. It ran over his fingers in thick waterfalls of aqua, soft as silk. "You are so beautiful," he murmured, bringing his face closer to hers. "I will make your first kiss special."
* * *
Himiko tore at the branches of the bush. "URRGGGHHH! It's not fair!"
Everyone looked on in delight, not even noticing Kaze's muffled, "Her hair is so long!"
* * *
Umi felt her whole body go hot. Gabriel held his arms around her, embracing her tightly. It was special! She'd never felt this free in her life!
* * *
Namida felt the burning passion enter her mind, arousing her. 'Umi-chan, Yamete!'
Namida couldn't stand it anymore. Umi belonged to her, not to Gabriel. She had gone to great pains to get this connection. She watched Umi's hair flutter in the wind. 'Those hands should be mine, those lips should be mine,' she thought. 'that heated embrace belongs to me.'
Power whelmed within her, causing Kagura to look up. Namida raised her hand up. "Sagittarius Celestius…"
* * *
Umi broke the kiss, feeling the immense wave of anger. 'Umi-chan, Yamete!'
Gabriel looked startled, as though he knew what she was thinking. "I think I need to go home."
He looked at her suspiciously. "Hai. Hold on a moment 'k?"
She nodded, charging into the brush. "Silver Mercury Hime…"
* * *
Sailor Sagittarius glared around. "Where are you, my love?"
Someone approached the edge of the lake. "Nami-chan?" came the warning tone.
"Stay out of this! She's mine!"
"I'm afraid that's a lil' too strange for me to deal with. It's also disgusting."
"I'm warning you…"
Another figure stepped forward, but was bold enough to step onto the water. "I think it's me you want!"
Gabriel spun to face the Senshi. "Mi-chan…"
Sagittarius smirked. "Oh, Mi-chan. See? I told you she wasn't a normal bishoujo!"
* * *
Eternal Sailor Moon dashed out from the bushes, standing near Silver Mercury. Mercury turned to her Princess. "This is my fight. Don't worry."
* * *
Silver Mercury held her hand over the sword hilt, the blade flashing into being. "Onee-chan," she whispered. "Onegai, the sword. Guide me!"
Sagittarius held her bow out. "You are mine!"
Mercury Held her arms above her. She felt the soul of Golden Mercury warm her, filling her with power. "Gomen nasai."
Gabriel watched, waiting.
"I call upon my powers of Mercury!" Ice formed a wall around Silver Mercury, wings flying from her back. "Mercury Eternal Rhapsody!"
* * *
Sagittarius felt the ice envelope her, even able to watch Umi's sword plunge through her gut, pulling back out. "This is for my onee-chan," she said. Umi gutted her again, ripping the bloody sword out. "And for me."
* * *
Aries watched from the shadows of the Black Carousel, eyeing Sagittarius as she dragged herself across the floor. "A bloody trail is an unpleasant sight. Are you in pain?"
Sagittarius looked up into the malicious eyes of Sailor Aries. "Help me."
"Gladly," Aries whispered.
* * *
Gabriel watched Umi fall into the water, the wings fading from her back. She didn't even come up for air. "Mi-chan!" he cried, throwing off his shirt and shoes and diving in.
Umi lay at the bottom of the lake encased in a blue aura shell still managing to breathe, but as soon as he touched her the aura disappeared and her blue eyes opened looking at him. He grabbed her around the waist and pulling her towards him, kicked up towards the surface.
Gabriel laid her upon the sandy shore, sweeping back her wet hair. "Mi-chan… So… were you ever planning on telling me, that you risk your life to save the world?"
Umi laughed, "It was tempting, but no, probably not."
Himiko pounced out at that moment, jumping on to Gabriel's back, " 'You' are so mine!"
Umi chuckled, "I pity you."
Gabriel leaned over her, "I don't, I feel like the luckiest guy in the world."
Himiko pulled him back by the nose, "You can't kiss her again!"
* * *
Usagi lingered in the bushes, holding the Ginzuishou in her hands. "Black."
* * *
Tsuki Hime summoned Sailor Scorpio to her. She appeared in a flash of orange light, "Yes your majesty?"
"I want the shoujo Silver Mercury to be one of us, I sense great power within her."
"Hai!"
Umi-chan: no you didn't!
Fat Over-paid Mascot: this is my segment, and I'll say whatever the HELL I want to say!
Kagura-chan: if you don't mind, we'll be cutting you short from now on. You are now the Fat Under-paid Mascot Who is Drunk. Enjoy the story minna! Jaa ne!
BSSM Gold
Part one: Celestial
Episode two (section b): A Senshi lost! Umi-chan's first kiss
Kaze peered through the bushes, not even daring to breathe. "Oh…"
"Nani?" Tsunami whispered.
"Her hair is so shiny!"
Himiko snatched the fan from Tsunami, thwacking her friend. "My hair is shinier than hers!"
Usagi hushed them. "She's going to tell him."
* * *
Kagura leaned forward on the dock, her chin slipping out of her palm. "Baka, how can you ask her that? She doesn't even know herself!"
Next to her Namida was concentrating very hard on something.
* * *
Umi fiddled with the braid, collecting her thoughts.
'Konban wa, Mi-chan.'
Umi gasped, clutching at her head, raking her fingers over her temples. "Go away, go away!"
'No.'
* * *
Gabriel looked at her. "Is that what you really want?"
He watched Umi collapse to the dirt, holding her head. "Go away, now!"
"Mi-chan?" he queried.
"Kami-sama, help me!"
Gabriel dropped to his knees, hugging her to him. "Daijobu ka?"
"Onegai, leave!"
"No!"
* * *
Namida broke contact for a moment. "Take the hint and leave!"
Kagura looked at her. "Are you doing that?"
"She's mine, mine, mine, mine!"
Kagura glared at her. Nobody deserved this treatment, so she would stop it herself. Touching her fingertip to Namida's temple, Kagura silenced her.
* * *
Himiko held herself from jumping from the bushes. This was surely a ploy to be in Gabriel's arms. "What a slut!"
"She's your best friend!" they all yelled.
* * *
Ami's eyes were blank with death. Blood dripped like water onto the white linoleum. Sailor Aquarius stood above her, eyes glowing with the brilliance of the crystal. The eternal crystal of Golden Mercury now belonged to Tsuki Hime. Aquarius reveled in the blood that dripped from her bare hands. Not even the glow of this crystal could wash away the crimson stain of victory.
* * *
Umi had only been silent a moment when she cried out again, clutching to Gabriel's shirt and weeping. Ami-chan's face flashed before her closed lids. Her vision went awash with crimson. "Onee-chan…"
* * *
Kagura leaned even further over the dock, eyes now intent on the blue-haired bishoujo. "Even I felt that imbalance in the power. Aquarius report."
A freezing feeling ran down her arms. "I have already given it to Her majesty."
"Whose crystal?" Kagura said, wondering at the timing of the event.
"Mercury."
"Which one, you impudent brat?"
"Golden."
* * *
Haruka and Michiru hugged Usagi. "Ami-chan, no…"
* * *
Gabriel held her back. "Do you make all of your boyfriends feel this bad?"
Umi laughed through her tears. "Gomen nasai…demo, I never had a boyfriend to do it to."
He leaned forward. "You are such a sheltered girl. I like that."
* * *
Kagura smiled at the couple. "Awwhhh, I'm jealous."
Waving her hand, she sent a gust of wind across the lake, releasing Umi's hair from the braid.
* * *
"Shimatta! Her hair is undone," Kaze whimpered.
Needless to say, everyone gave her a good bashing.
* * *
The long blue hair curtained Gabriel's hands. It ran over his fingers in thick waterfalls of aqua, soft as silk. "You are so beautiful," he murmured, bringing his face closer to hers. "I will make your first kiss special."
* * *
Himiko tore at the branches of the bush. "URRGGGHHH! It's not fair!"
Everyone looked on in delight, not even noticing Kaze's muffled, "Her hair is so long!"
* * *
Umi felt her whole body go hot. Gabriel held his arms around her, embracing her tightly. It was special! She'd never felt this free in her life!
* * *
Namida felt the burning passion enter her mind, arousing her. 'Umi-chan, Yamete!'
Namida couldn't stand it anymore. Umi belonged to her, not to Gabriel. She had gone to great pains to get this connection. She watched Umi's hair flutter in the wind. 'Those hands should be mine, those lips should be mine,' she thought. 'that heated embrace belongs to me.'
Power whelmed within her, causing Kagura to look up. Namida raised her hand up. "Sagittarius Celestius…"
* * *
Umi broke the kiss, feeling the immense wave of anger. 'Umi-chan, Yamete!'
Gabriel looked startled, as though he knew what she was thinking. "I think I need to go home."
He looked at her suspiciously. "Hai. Hold on a moment 'k?"
She nodded, charging into the brush. "Silver Mercury Hime…"
* * *
Sailor Sagittarius glared around. "Where are you, my love?"
Someone approached the edge of the lake. "Nami-chan?" came the warning tone.
"Stay out of this! She's mine!"
"I'm afraid that's a lil' too strange for me to deal with. It's also disgusting."
"I'm warning you…"
Another figure stepped forward, but was bold enough to step onto the water. "I think it's me you want!"
Gabriel spun to face the Senshi. "Mi-chan…"
Sagittarius smirked. "Oh, Mi-chan. See? I told you she wasn't a normal bishoujo!"
* * *
Eternal Sailor Moon dashed out from the bushes, standing near Silver Mercury. Mercury turned to her Princess. "This is my fight. Don't worry."
* * *
Silver Mercury held her hand over the sword hilt, the blade flashing into being. "Onee-chan," she whispered. "Onegai, the sword. Guide me!"
Sagittarius held her bow out. "You are mine!"
Mercury Held her arms above her. She felt the soul of Golden Mercury warm her, filling her with power. "Gomen nasai."
Gabriel watched, waiting.
"I call upon my powers of Mercury!" Ice formed a wall around Silver Mercury, wings flying from her back. "Mercury Eternal Rhapsody!"
* * *
Sagittarius felt the ice envelope her, even able to watch Umi's sword plunge through her gut, pulling back out. "This is for my onee-chan," she said. Umi gutted her again, ripping the bloody sword out. "And for me."
* * *
Aries watched from the shadows of the Black Carousel, eyeing Sagittarius as she dragged herself across the floor. "A bloody trail is an unpleasant sight. Are you in pain?"
Sagittarius looked up into the malicious eyes of Sailor Aries. "Help me."
"Gladly," Aries whispered.
* * *
Gabriel watched Umi fall into the water, the wings fading from her back. She didn't even come up for air. "Mi-chan!" he cried, throwing off his shirt and shoes and diving in.
Umi lay at the bottom of the lake encased in a blue aura shell still managing to breathe, but as soon as he touched her the aura disappeared and her blue eyes opened looking at him. He grabbed her around the waist and pulling her towards him, kicked up towards the surface.
Gabriel laid her upon the sandy shore, sweeping back her wet hair. "Mi-chan… So… were you ever planning on telling me, that you risk your life to save the world?"
Umi laughed, "It was tempting, but no, probably not."
Himiko pounced out at that moment, jumping on to Gabriel's back, " 'You' are so mine!"
Umi chuckled, "I pity you."
Gabriel leaned over her, "I don't, I feel like the luckiest guy in the world."
Himiko pulled him back by the nose, "You can't kiss her again!"
* * *
Usagi lingered in the bushes, holding the Ginzuishou in her hands. "Black."
* * *
Tsuki Hime summoned Sailor Scorpio to her. She appeared in a flash of orange light, "Yes your majesty?"
"I want the shoujo Silver Mercury to be one of us, I sense great power within her."
"Hai!"