How Nakago Should Die Discussion
Setting: Nice board meeting room with the long wooden table with chairs on each side. Everyone has lil glasses of water. I sit at the head.
Me: Hey everyone quite down and lets start this.
Tamahome: Burn in hell! Burn in hell!
Chichiri: Heads up- Pyro!
Tasuki: Lekka Shinnen!
*everyone ducks*
Me: Well thank you Tasuki for that nice display of fire. Now that the finish on the table is ruined we owe the building owners millions of dollars.
Hotohori: Don't worry, I'll cover for damages.
Me: *starry eyed* Hotohori...
Nuriko: *Hits me on the head with a mallet* Don't even start drooling, Hon, he's mine.
Me: *rubs head* Ow...
*Seiryuu Seishi enter boardroom – take their seats on the opposing side of the Suzaku*
Nakago: I happened to notice the sign on the door, ads in the newspaper, commercials on 24;7 TV about this meeting – just thought I'd drop by.
Me: *uncomfortable* Uh...yeah...um... Mitsukake, you were going to say something-
Mitsukake: No I wasn't.
*Duo Maxwell passes by*
Duo: Uh...I was uh looking for the bathroom...but this isn't it.
Tomo: Why is Nakago-chan going to die? We don't have to kill him.
Soi: Yeah, we could discuss how to kill Tomo instead.
Tomo: Or unwanted sluts.
Soi: Or fags
Tomo: Or girls who don't know that most people put their hair up in pigtails – which consists of two braids.
Soi: Or gay guys who wear make-up, do their nails, and....carry clams around!
Duo: Oh...I'm lost....
Tomo: See he got the braid thing down-
Soi: Don't start flirting now, clam boy.
Nakago: *very impatient* shut the hell up, both of you.
Tamahome: Well why don't you just die?
Nakago: Nice, could you have said anything more stupider?
Tamahome: You're fat.
Nakago: Keep trying – I'm sure you can go lower.
Tamahome: I'll kill you!!! *Is held back by Chichuri and Nuriko*
Nuriko: Don't' kill him, Tama.
Amiboshi: Wasn't that the whole point of the discussion?
Soi: Shut up traitor.
Suboshi: Don't talk to my brother like that!
Nuriko: Yeah, leave the kid alone.
Duo: Honestly – I just need to find the bathroom-
Soi: Yeah whatcha gonna do?
Nuriko: Nothing here-
Soi: Ha! Faggots are weaklings
Tomo: Soi, you're fat.
Soi: *cries* You're fatter!
Nakago: You're both fat – so shut up. *both Tomo and Soi cry*
Duo: *begins to dance*
Tasuki: I'm going to get a beer.
Suboshi: Me too.
Amiboshi: We're not old enough.
Suboshi: We're not old enough to do a lot of things, but we do them.
Me: *silently* I really wonder about those twins...
Chichiri: Were the Mikos ever here?
Ashitare: I don't think so.
Tasuki: Holy shit the dog talks!
Nuriko: I hate you! You stupid son of a bitch you killed- **spoiler editor**
Nakago: This discussion was never meant to go anywhere was it?
Me: Are you talking to me?
Nakago: Well you're standing at the head of the table.
Hotohori: Be kind to her!
Nakago: Don't you start talking, Emperor with a mailbox on his head!
Hotohori: I'll mailbox you-
Chiriko: 'I'll mailbox you' what does that mean?
Me: Hotohori....
Nuriko: I thought you liked Tomo.
Me: Yeah, but if you haven't noticed, he's gay.
Tomo: Huh? Did someone say my name?
Soi: Now your make-ups smeared. Ha ha.
Tomo: Yours is no better.
Duo: Now I just need a new pair of pants...
Ashitare: What's that smell?
Me: I like Hotohori too.
Nuriko: Well stop liking him.
Nakago: I am not at all threatened by your royal position.
Hotohori: I wasn't trying to threaten you.
Nakago: Yes you were.
Tamahome: Burn in hell!
Tasuki: Lekka Shinnen!!
Nakago: I hate you all.
Tasuki: Me too – lets go get that beer.
Yes, that was pointless, but don't worry, you wasted your time wisely