~Author's Note:
Before you flame me, I suggest you read this whole story. It'll make a helluva whole lot more sense.~
.oOo~Mishaps~oOo.
It was a quiet day around the Maverick Hunter base. Alia, her research done for the day, was heading back to her quarters when she heard some very odd sounds from Zero's room...
Normally, it wasn't like Alia to evesdrop, but recently, she had been curious about all the time the two friends had been spending together. So, she knelt next to the door... and listened.
*****
The look on X's face was dead serious as he gazed into his best friend's deep green eyes. "You know this is awkward... I've never done this before."
"Oh, come off it, X," snorted Zero, tossing back a lock of his long blond hair. "You've done this plenty of times."
"Yeah, but normally, *you're* the one doing it, and I'm receiving. I've never done it like *this* before."
Zero almost laughed as he tilted his head to the side, grinning at X's flushed expression. "Don't worry about it. You'll do fine..."
*****
Alia's jaw dropped in shock. They weren't really going to...
...
Were they?!
She decided to keep listening, if only out of the sheer fact that she *did* have a nasty habit of reading yaoi fanfiction as it was, and this current situation was too tempting to resist...
*****
Zero winced as pain shot through his body. "Dammit, X, not so hard! You're gonna rip me apart if you keep that up!"
X gave Zero a sheepish grimace, trying to force a smile. "Sorry... but how am I gonna get this in there if I don't put some umph behind it?! It's a tight fit!"
"Well, you don't have to fucking kill me to do it."
*****
Alia couldn't believe what she was hearing. X and Zero were really having sex in there?! True, the humanoid forms beneath their normal armor had been a recent upgrade, but were they serious about this?!
She then winced again as she heard another hoarse cry from Zero. This one, however, was not pained, but instead filled with relief and pleasure. "Oh, God! Right there! That's *perfect*!"
"I barely moved, Zero! Ohhhhh... ohh, I see now..."
"GOD, but you sure know how to do this!"
X's tone was almost a purr. "I learned from the master..."
By this point, Alia's face was blood red and was fighting back one hell of a nosebleed. Signas was going to get suspicious if he heard this. So, she took the best course of action she could think of. She opened the door.
*****
Zero and X both looked towards the female Reploid as she burst in, poised as if to scold them. She then blinked. X's hands were on the sides of Zero's lower left leg, which looked to be pretty badly damaged. Zero had a welding tool in his hand, and was fixing the fine edges so that he could walk. Both of them looked extremely puzzled, but Zero spoke up first. "Fuck, Alia! Your face is redder than a beet. Somethin' wrong?"
"You look like you just ran a marathon," X continued, standing up and dusting off his hands.
"You two... it sounded like... I thought you were...!" Alia stammered, totally shocked. She then swallowed hard. "I'vegottagonowbye!"
X and Zero blinked, watching as Alia bolted from the room. Zero carefully tested his repaired leg. "Wonder what's gotten into her."
X shrugged, looking at his friend with a hand on his hip. "I'm not sure if we want to know..."
~The End~
Before you flame me, I suggest you read this whole story. It'll make a helluva whole lot more sense.~
.oOo~Mishaps~oOo.
It was a quiet day around the Maverick Hunter base. Alia, her research done for the day, was heading back to her quarters when she heard some very odd sounds from Zero's room...
Normally, it wasn't like Alia to evesdrop, but recently, she had been curious about all the time the two friends had been spending together. So, she knelt next to the door... and listened.
*****
The look on X's face was dead serious as he gazed into his best friend's deep green eyes. "You know this is awkward... I've never done this before."
"Oh, come off it, X," snorted Zero, tossing back a lock of his long blond hair. "You've done this plenty of times."
"Yeah, but normally, *you're* the one doing it, and I'm receiving. I've never done it like *this* before."
Zero almost laughed as he tilted his head to the side, grinning at X's flushed expression. "Don't worry about it. You'll do fine..."
*****
Alia's jaw dropped in shock. They weren't really going to...
...
Were they?!
She decided to keep listening, if only out of the sheer fact that she *did* have a nasty habit of reading yaoi fanfiction as it was, and this current situation was too tempting to resist...
*****
Zero winced as pain shot through his body. "Dammit, X, not so hard! You're gonna rip me apart if you keep that up!"
X gave Zero a sheepish grimace, trying to force a smile. "Sorry... but how am I gonna get this in there if I don't put some umph behind it?! It's a tight fit!"
"Well, you don't have to fucking kill me to do it."
*****
Alia couldn't believe what she was hearing. X and Zero were really having sex in there?! True, the humanoid forms beneath their normal armor had been a recent upgrade, but were they serious about this?!
She then winced again as she heard another hoarse cry from Zero. This one, however, was not pained, but instead filled with relief and pleasure. "Oh, God! Right there! That's *perfect*!"
"I barely moved, Zero! Ohhhhh... ohh, I see now..."
"GOD, but you sure know how to do this!"
X's tone was almost a purr. "I learned from the master..."
By this point, Alia's face was blood red and was fighting back one hell of a nosebleed. Signas was going to get suspicious if he heard this. So, she took the best course of action she could think of. She opened the door.
*****
Zero and X both looked towards the female Reploid as she burst in, poised as if to scold them. She then blinked. X's hands were on the sides of Zero's lower left leg, which looked to be pretty badly damaged. Zero had a welding tool in his hand, and was fixing the fine edges so that he could walk. Both of them looked extremely puzzled, but Zero spoke up first. "Fuck, Alia! Your face is redder than a beet. Somethin' wrong?"
"You look like you just ran a marathon," X continued, standing up and dusting off his hands.
"You two... it sounded like... I thought you were...!" Alia stammered, totally shocked. She then swallowed hard. "I'vegottagonowbye!"
X and Zero blinked, watching as Alia bolted from the room. Zero carefully tested his repaired leg. "Wonder what's gotten into her."
X shrugged, looking at his friend with a hand on his hip. "I'm not sure if we want to know..."
~The End~