Again I own only myself and Emily. exept any books that are mentioned. I BOUGHT THOSE FAIR AND SQUARE!!! I swear.... hee hee........
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Emily: What do you want?
harry: we want you... to decide
Emily: ok. umm... that was quick
Ron: Just a red flash! ha ha!!!!
Emily: well.. umm... kinda, but I figured that since two of ya'll out of the foursome were quidditch players, they might have had a little more stammina and endurance.
Draco: I was tired! (from Carrie)
Carrie: I'm just an energizer bunny, baby!
Emily: Well I also thought that Harry would have a liitle more self control. But obviously not.
Harry: The strawberry condom was a little much wasn't it?
Emily: I never knew latex could turn somebody on so much!
Harry:... no that was just me!
Emily: I know you're used to being famous but quit claiming all the attention for yourself!
Ron: Red flash here!!!
Emily: ...
Carrie: no comment
Emily: ok ... sooooooo..... again later on?
Draco: TIRED!!!!!!
Ron: Never fear the Red Flash is here
Harry: Ron, pal.... it wasn't that flashy
Draco: Potter.... how do you know?
Harry: Well you and Emily were busy... and I got bored.... the point is Ron isn't that great!
ron: Gross!!!! I thought that was Neville's toad!!!!!!
::Harry grins sheepishly::
Ron: Why was it slime- nevermind I don't want to know!
Emily: UUUUMMMMM......
::Fred and George enter::
Emily: I thought you two were younger.
Fred: Huh??? Nevermind.. where were you last night I missed ya!
George: You? Emily had a date with me
Carrie: Boys boys!!! If we're gonna fight.... I'll get the oil! Someone light "the" candles!
Emily: I'm gettig bored! Someone just stick it in there!
::boys line-up::
::enter Hermione::
::Audience "oooohhh"'s::
Emily: Yo foo!! Jealous 'cause I'm gettin' the hook up?
Hermione: Yes.... er.... no. Acctually I've been havin' fun with Crookshanks!
Harry: She always was entertaining on lonely nights- I mean... er... Emily STILL has to decide!
:: People shout "Yeah!"::
Emily: *thinks* Ow... Ok.. well.... first of all, I am going to say good things about each of you. Going in Alphabetical order, that would put Draco first: I have to say for him- blondes really do have more fun. And since he is rich, he bought lots of flavored whips. And next would be Harry: Welll......
::Carrie convulses and falls out of chair in suspense::
Emily: there were fireworks when he showed me his "Sorceror's Stone". Next would be Fred and George (who count as one)
Carrie: Kinky!
Emily: Well.... they definitely kept my hands full and tried out alot of their more secret expiriments on me
Carrie: How big were there Bludgers?
Emily: I don't know because half the time they were in something... the bludgers. Next is Ron: Well let's just say, that redheads, from now on, will not only be known for their "temper".
Ron: Red Flash????
::Emily gets a sword::
Emily: I dub thee, Ronald Weasley, Sir Red Flash!!
Ron-.... Sir Red Flash: (Damn straight!) Now for the decision!
Emily:Well i am going to be FAIR! And acctually choose from you 5 unlike Carrie!
Carrie: Have you seen his wood????? How could I lie to myself?
Emily: MMMMMMMMMMMM......... ya'll were all great. But i have to go with one of my favorite chracters and say.................. the good guys don't always win.
Harry: *sniffles* First ch-cho and now...... *sobs* eh- eh -eh -eh- emily!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Red Flash: What about... you mean I wasted... and I had to feel harry's......Bloody 'Ell!!!!
Fred and George: Fine! Lavander and Parvati are waiting in the hall for us anyways!!!!!!!!!
Draco: Eh heh heh heh... *pops knuckles* I knew it I knew it.... It's all that practice with that inflatable... I mean dog... er.... Potter's Snitchers are slimy!!!!!!!
Sir Red: Don't remind me!... Hey!!! you forgot the flash
Carrie: Buggar off! I need some soda.
Emily: Red Flash?
Ron: Yes?
Emily: no that's a soda
Ron: Are you saying i'm fizzy? I think I could like that! When you 'pop my top' and I 'flow down you throat' to you feel all 'refreshed'?
Emily: ... no..... snitch feeler...
Ron: He rubbed it against my leg!!! Was it my fault????????????
Harry: It isn't slimy!!! Anyways it's got more spunk than Mr. Flash's!!!!
Ron: That's Sir Falsh!!!!!!.. errr.... Flash!
:: Meanwhile Emily and Draco sneak off into the 'Broom Closet'::
Carrie: Okay there's only one way to settle this. Boys, surrender your weapons for inspection!
The Disgusting End!!!
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Emily: What do you want?
harry: we want you... to decide
Emily: ok. umm... that was quick
Ron: Just a red flash! ha ha!!!!
Emily: well.. umm... kinda, but I figured that since two of ya'll out of the foursome were quidditch players, they might have had a little more stammina and endurance.
Draco: I was tired! (from Carrie)
Carrie: I'm just an energizer bunny, baby!
Emily: Well I also thought that Harry would have a liitle more self control. But obviously not.
Harry: The strawberry condom was a little much wasn't it?
Emily: I never knew latex could turn somebody on so much!
Harry:... no that was just me!
Emily: I know you're used to being famous but quit claiming all the attention for yourself!
Ron: Red flash here!!!
Emily: ...
Carrie: no comment
Emily: ok ... sooooooo..... again later on?
Draco: TIRED!!!!!!
Ron: Never fear the Red Flash is here
Harry: Ron, pal.... it wasn't that flashy
Draco: Potter.... how do you know?
Harry: Well you and Emily were busy... and I got bored.... the point is Ron isn't that great!
ron: Gross!!!! I thought that was Neville's toad!!!!!!
::Harry grins sheepishly::
Ron: Why was it slime- nevermind I don't want to know!
Emily: UUUUMMMMM......
::Fred and George enter::
Emily: I thought you two were younger.
Fred: Huh??? Nevermind.. where were you last night I missed ya!
George: You? Emily had a date with me
Carrie: Boys boys!!! If we're gonna fight.... I'll get the oil! Someone light "the" candles!
Emily: I'm gettig bored! Someone just stick it in there!
::boys line-up::
::enter Hermione::
::Audience "oooohhh"'s::
Emily: Yo foo!! Jealous 'cause I'm gettin' the hook up?
Hermione: Yes.... er.... no. Acctually I've been havin' fun with Crookshanks!
Harry: She always was entertaining on lonely nights- I mean... er... Emily STILL has to decide!
:: People shout "Yeah!"::
Emily: *thinks* Ow... Ok.. well.... first of all, I am going to say good things about each of you. Going in Alphabetical order, that would put Draco first: I have to say for him- blondes really do have more fun. And since he is rich, he bought lots of flavored whips. And next would be Harry: Welll......
::Carrie convulses and falls out of chair in suspense::
Emily: there were fireworks when he showed me his "Sorceror's Stone". Next would be Fred and George (who count as one)
Carrie: Kinky!
Emily: Well.... they definitely kept my hands full and tried out alot of their more secret expiriments on me
Carrie: How big were there Bludgers?
Emily: I don't know because half the time they were in something... the bludgers. Next is Ron: Well let's just say, that redheads, from now on, will not only be known for their "temper".
Ron: Red Flash????
::Emily gets a sword::
Emily: I dub thee, Ronald Weasley, Sir Red Flash!!
Ron-.... Sir Red Flash: (Damn straight!) Now for the decision!
Emily:Well i am going to be FAIR! And acctually choose from you 5 unlike Carrie!
Carrie: Have you seen his wood????? How could I lie to myself?
Emily: MMMMMMMMMMMM......... ya'll were all great. But i have to go with one of my favorite chracters and say.................. the good guys don't always win.
Harry: *sniffles* First ch-cho and now...... *sobs* eh- eh -eh -eh- emily!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Red Flash: What about... you mean I wasted... and I had to feel harry's......Bloody 'Ell!!!!
Fred and George: Fine! Lavander and Parvati are waiting in the hall for us anyways!!!!!!!!!
Draco: Eh heh heh heh... *pops knuckles* I knew it I knew it.... It's all that practice with that inflatable... I mean dog... er.... Potter's Snitchers are slimy!!!!!!!
Sir Red: Don't remind me!... Hey!!! you forgot the flash
Carrie: Buggar off! I need some soda.
Emily: Red Flash?
Ron: Yes?
Emily: no that's a soda
Ron: Are you saying i'm fizzy? I think I could like that! When you 'pop my top' and I 'flow down you throat' to you feel all 'refreshed'?
Emily: ... no..... snitch feeler...
Ron: He rubbed it against my leg!!! Was it my fault????????????
Harry: It isn't slimy!!! Anyways it's got more spunk than Mr. Flash's!!!!
Ron: That's Sir Falsh!!!!!!.. errr.... Flash!
:: Meanwhile Emily and Draco sneak off into the 'Broom Closet'::
Carrie: Okay there's only one way to settle this. Boys, surrender your weapons for inspection!