Yuffie In Wonderland
Chapter 1(Director's Cut)
By-Night_Stalker_Yuffie
Julia- (To the Cast of
Characters) Hello people this is Night_Stalker_Yuffie and I'll be the one cut
directing and managing this play. Not to mention that I am the author and the
playwright. Since I'm very strict and professional I expect no mistakes from
any of you. I've worked long and hard to make your scripts so you better have
not forgotten any of your parts got it?
Barret- (Whispers to Cid)
Some pep talk she's giving eh?
Cid-I'll say, didn't
she already tell us this crap when she first met us? (Takes out a cigar and
smokes a blunt)
Julia-Hey I heard that
and I don't want you to smoke before the play Cid. (Snatches his cigar and
steps on it)
Cid-Hey I need that to
live!!!
Julia- (Peeks out of the
curtains) Look at how many people came to see you guys perform. Wow they're
arriving by the second. Oh I'm so lucky to have the best people around as my
cast of characters.
Final Fantasy Cast-Aw thanks Julia!
Julia- (Blushes) Shut
up! I better change out of my Yuffie clothes and dress into something more
decent to narrate the play.
Yuffie- (Pouts and wails)
What are you trying to say that my clothes aren't decent enough for you?
Julia- (Runs to Yuffie
and places both her arms on her shoulder to show concern) No! Of course not
Yuffie I love your clothes it's just that since I resemble you, a lot of people
will confuse us.
Scarlet-Kyah Kyah
Kyah this coming out from the same girl who made us Tweedledum and Tweedledee,
eh Palmer?
Palmer-I know right? Just
because we chill together doesn't mean we look alike.
Julia-Will you two shut
up! (To Yuffie) So Yuffie do you know all of your lines?
Yuffie- Yeah.
Julia-Good luck out
there ok, you're the main character and I wish you the best of luck.
Yuffie- [I really
don't want to do this] Thanks Julia.
Tifa-Oh my God why is
she always so nice to her and never to us! That's not fair.
Julia-That's the kind of
bitchy attitude I want out there tonight from you Tiffany!
Tifa-For the last time
my name is not short for Tiffany it's Tifa!
Julia-Ok queenie
whatever you say. Speaking of short…Oh Clouuud!
Cloud-Just stay the hell
away from me Julia!
Julia-Since you're the
meek little king I need to…
Cloud-I don't know how I
let you talk me into this.
Julia-Before I was so
RUDELY interrupted! Cloud I need you to be shorter than Tifa for the play
because the queen is ten times bigger than the king so I'm going to have to do
my mini attack on you.
Cloud- (Backs away) You
wouldn't dare.
Julia-Mini!
Cloud-Aah! (Runs around
the backstage)
Julia-Damnit I missed,
hey he's getting away guards restrain him!
Tifa-Hey isn't that my
line? (Checks her script)
Reno and Rude grab a hold of Cloud.
Cloud-Damn you Julia!
Julia-Relax Cloud you're
only going to reach Tifa's knee.
Cloud- [At least I'll
get to see under her skirt this way.]
Cait Sith- You're
wrong Cloud I'll be the one to see under her skirt, I'm the Cheshire Cat
remember?
Cloud-What!? How did you
know what I was thinking?
Tifa-What!? (Slaps Cloud
and Cait Sith) Julia don't make him THAT short.
Julia-Sorry Tifa I
promised Cloud this is how I talked him into being on the play in the first
place.
Tifa-But at least make
Cloud reach my boobies!
Julia-Sorry Tifa a
promise is a promise; now hold still Cloud…Mini!
A fog swarms around Cloud making him shorter everyone
takes one look at him and starts laughing. Reno and Rude laughed the loudest
and teased him. Cloud looks up and glares at Julia.
Cloud- (In a chipmunk's voice) Julia you're going to pay for this!
Julia-Sure I am shorty.
Tifa-Damn it isn't the queen supposed to be wearing a gown?
What am I doing wearing a mini-skirt?
Aeris-Thank goodness I
wear long skirts, no offense to you Tifa.
Cloud-Stop laughing at
me! (Stares up at Tifa) Wow you can see everything from down here if you know
what I mean.
Tifa- (Stares down and
kicks Cloud) PERVERT! I'LL HAVE YOU OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!
Julia-It's good to know
that you're studying your lines Tiffany. Oh yes and to answer your question
this is my reason for making that your dress. You see I wanted them to sort of
fit your personality in fact (takes out a chalkboard with lists of attire) this
is the attire for everyone's dress. They are in your dressing rooms so I sort
of got them at the last moment.
*List of Attire*
Yuffie wears a red and brown kimono with a
long blonde hair wig.
Aeris wears a blue and yellow kimono with her
hair tied.
Red XVIII wears white bunny ears, a
waistcoat, a red jacket and spectacles.
Bugenhagen's face is painted and is meant to
look like a doorknob.
Palmer and Scarlet wear some atrocious Steve
Urkel overalls.
Wedge wears a blue suit.
Biggs wears carpenter clothing, with a blue
shirt and a white apron and white pants.
Hojo dresses in a sailor outfit with a
captain's hat.
Vincent wears a gargantous caterpillar suit.
Elena dresses like a bird with a pink shower
cap.
Cait Sith dresses in a furry purple striped
cat suit.
Cid dresses in a blue waistcoat a yellow
shirt, a top hat, and blue pants.
Barret dresses the same as Cid only he has
yellow bunny ears, the waistcoat is green, the shirt is red, he has no top hat,
and his pants are black.
Tifa wears a red hot tight and leather mini
skirt and a black halter top with playing card designs.
Cloud wears Vegeta's spandex and white boots
and white gloves with a crown on his head.
Reno and Rude are dressed like playing cards.
Cloud-Hey I don't like
the idea of wearing spandex give these back to Goku.
Yuffie-They belong to
Vegeta you doofus!
Julia-That's right
Vegeta's short like you.
Cloud-Well whatever I don't
want to wear them.
Julia-Sorry I got the
costumes at the last moment so you're going to have to wear them. (To the
reader) Also if you want to know here are the casts of characters!
*Cast of Characters*
Yuffie as Alice
Aeris as Alice's sister
Red XVIII as the White Rabbit
Bugenhagen as the Doorknob
Palmer as Tweedledum
Scarlet as Tweedledee
Wedge as The Walrus
Biggs as The Carpenter
Hojo as The Dodo
Vincent as The Caterpillar
Elena as The Bird
Cait Sith as the Cheshire Cat
Cid as the Mad Hatter
Barret as the March Hare
Tifa as the Queen
Cloud as the meek little King
Reno as the red card guard
Rude as the black card guard
Julia- (To the FF7
characters) Now I'm going to change. Wow the chairs of the Gold Saucer theater
are filling up quickly you guys have 15 minutes to rehearse so don't let me
down and I wish you all the best of luck!
To be continued…
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Author's Note-So how do you like it so far?
It's my first Final Fantasy 7 fic or any fic for that matter so give me a
constructive and honest review. Certain flames will be deleted I mean everyone's
entitled to their own opinion but when it gets out of hand I gotta delete them.
So be gentle on me.
