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It was a Saturday night. Harry was at Quidditch practice, Hermione was reading in the Gryffindor Common Room. Parvati and Lavender were in the girls' dormitory looking at magazines. Ron, Dean, Seamus, and Neville, however, were all in the library and had been doing homework for nearly four hours.
Ron: For a long time we've been studying for Proffesors...
Neville: And I can't figure out what is all this work for?
Seamus: All those scratching quills,
Our aching hands aren't easy to ignore!
Dean: Hey, think of instead, a girl worth studying for!
All Except
Dean: Huh?
Dean: That's what I said:
A girl worth studying for!
Dean: I want her hair as dark as Snape's,
(Less greasier, of course)
Seamus: My girl will laugh at all my jokes,
Even if they can't be worse...
Neville: I'd want a girl who'd help a lot with all my homework,
And help to give my grades a slight perk!
Dean: Looks!
Neville: Grades!
Seamus: Giggles!
All: ::Sigh::
Seamus: All the Hufflepuff girls, them I can quite amaze...
Ron: And I bet the girls all love guys with straight A's...
Dean: You can guess what I've done all of this stud'yin' for...
Seamus: What do we want?
All: A girl worth studying for!
Seamus: My girl will think I have no faults,
That I'm a major find!
Ron: How 'bout a girl who's got a brain,
And always speaks her mind?
Others
(shocked): Hermione?
Seamus: My Quidditch skills, and looks to kill,
Are sure to thrill her!
Dean, to
Ron and
Neville: He thinks he's such a lady-killer!
(Malfoy walks by)
Malfoy: I've a girl back home who's unlike any other....
Ron: Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother!
Dean: But when we get A's, they'll give us smiles, so:
What do we want?
All: A girl worth studying for!
Seamus: What do we want?
All the guys in the library:
A girl worth studying for!
(Madam Pince walks in)
Again: A girl worth studying-
Madam
Pince: Quiet!
Dean, Seamus, Ron, and Neville:
::Sigh::
They all return to studying.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and the song's from Disney, or whoever owns Mulan...
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