Footnotes#5-
"Save Me! Save Me! Cried the fair maiden Onna."
"HA HA HA! You Will Never Escape Me! For I AM INVINCIBLE!"
"If only my hero Justice Avenger would come, oh!"
"JUSTICE AVENGER HA! HE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY DO NO GOODER! AND SO SHALL YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh no look out fair maiden onna. Mighty do no gooder just tied you to railroad tracks."
"Ding! Ding! It's a train!"
"Help!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Don't look now! It's JUSTICE AVENGER!"
"I'LL SAVE YOU FAIR MAIDEN ONNA!"
"Watch out Justice Avenger, Mighty do no gooder is right behind you!"
"Have no fear. I'll just spray this justice mist in his face."
"Ahhhh!"
"Then I'll hit him with my Justice Staff. So long Mighty do no gooder!"
"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME JUSTICE AVENGER!"
"Justice Avenger in the nick of time saves Fair maiden Onna from the train."
"My Hero!"
"Have no fear fair maiden onna. For when Justice Avenger is here all is…"
"Wufei what are you doing?"
Wufei looked up at the seven eyes that were looking at him. He quickly covered over his dolls. "Nothing." He replied. The other pilots looked at each other with their eyebrows cocked and then they slowly left. Wufei uncovered his dolls again.
"Stay tuned for next episode, THE RETURN OF LONG BRAIDED BAKA MAN AND HIS HOMICIDAL BOYFRIEND, SPANDEX MAN!"