Footnotes#6-
Quatre was sitting in the living room sipping his tea and watching Swan Lake. Suddenly the phone ringed. Quatre grumbled under his breath and in his most pleasant voice he answered, "Hello."
"Hey Q-chan Whasssuuuuuuup!"
"Duo. What are you doing?"
"Come on Quatre. Whaassssup!"
"Duo get off the phone. I'm trying to watch TV."
"Whatcha watching wrestling?"
"No… I'm watching Ballet."
"Oh my God. Q-chan At least you can watch wrestling or something…" Quatre hung up the phone.
Heero was sitting silently in a dark room. The only sound that was heard was the ticking of the clock. Suddenly the phone rang. Heero drew his gun and pointed it at the phone. "Oh yeah." Heero said remembering it was the phone. He picked it up. "Hello."
"Heero Whaaaassssssuuuupp!"
"Duo get off the phone." Heero said.
"But…" Heero hung up the phone and all was silent once again.
Zechs was reading a book when the phone rang. "Hello." He answered.
"Wufei. Whaaaassssuuupp!"
"Um…This is not Wufei."
"It's not?"
"No Duo. It's Zechs."
"Oh…um…well Zechs Whaaaasssssuuuupp!"
"Goodbye Duo." Zechs hung up his phone. Ah kids today. He thought.
Wufei was practicing his sword fighting when the phone rings. "SHIT! DAMN IT!" Wufei yelled throwing his sword violently on the floor. He picked up the phone. "WHAT?"
"Wu-chan Whaaaaaaasssuuuuuuuup!"
"MAXWELL! HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?"
"y…yo…you…did!" Wufei growled.
"HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME AT HOME!"
"B…But…yo…you…said…!"
"GET OFF THE PHONE MAXWELL AND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN! OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND USE IT AS A DOOR STOP!"
"Eeeeeek!" Wufei hung up his phone.
"Stupid American."
Trowa sat in front of his TV watching a football game. His phone rang. He picked it up. "…"
"Trowa! Whaaaaaasssuuuuuuuup!"
"…"
"No Trowa you're supposed to say Whasssup."
"I am Duo."
"Oh…well say it with more feeling."
"…!"
"Good enough."