The Senior Staff sat smirking, with the exception of Tuvok, around the Conference Room Table.
They were all awaiting Admiral Jones to give them final orders as to where to head.  This was only their third day back in the Alpha Quadrant, and the Escorting Vessels still hadn't dissipated.
Finally, the Bridge called.  "Bridge to Captain Janeway, We're receiving a transmission.  Rerouting it to the Conference Room now..."  brbr"Thank you, Ensign." Janeway said smiling. 
A Middle Aged Admiral appeared smiling onscreen.  "Captain, welcome home. "
"Thank you, Admiral." Janeway said glancing around the table slightly.
"You'll be escorted to Deep Space Nine where a Panel of Admirals are awaiting you.  Upon docking, you will be debriefed, and in some cases, handed out awards.  Your families will arrive there within the next few days.  I will await your arrival.  Jones out."
"This is Great, Tom!  I get to show my Mom that I'm not a scrawny kid anymore!" Harry bellowed excitedly.  Tom and B'Elanna just exchanged glances and smirked.
With a flash of bright light, Q appeared sitting in the middle of the table.
"Greetings, my dear Captain Janeway, and crew. I see you finally managed to get yourselves home. I assumed you'd want to play a game to celebrate!"
"Q, what are you doing on my ship?  More importantly, get the Hell Off of my Table!"
Q grinned. "Very well, I will." He snapped, and she was sitting on the table, him in her chair. "Just be prepared for the games. Taa taa!" And with another snap, he was gone.
Just then, the computer started calling out: "Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!"
Janeway frowned and jumped off the table, the Senior Staff in tow.  She grabbed a phaser from an Ensign on the Bridge and stalked towards toe turbolift.  Warily, the Senior Staff followed, Tuvok issuing orders to his Security along the way.
The turbolift opened, and Captain Jean-Luc Picard strode onto the bridge. He stopped suddenly at the phaser pointed at his middle
"What the..."
"Where is my crew? Where am I? And who the hell are you?"
"I am Captain Kathryn Janeway, CAPTAIN of this Vessel.  And why are you on MY ship?"  They exchanged looks for a moment and then at he same moment cried out:"Q!!"
Picard tugged at his uniform. "Captain Picard, USS Enterprise. I apologize, Captain Janeway. I-" He was interrupted by a call from engineering. "Captain Janeway, there's a guy down here with a thing on his eyes..."
"Who the Hell are you?  GET AWAY FROM MY 'CORE!" B'Elanna yelled out coming out of the Turbolift.
Geordi jumped. "I'm Lt. Geordi LaForge, CEO USS Enterprise...How did I get here, and who are you?" Geordi backed obediently from the core...he knew how one would value those things
"I know what I'm doing though, ma'am..."
B'Elanna calmed visibly, and checked the panel on the rail.  "Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres, Chief Engineer USS Voyager, where you are.  I have no doubt you know what you are doing, I am just sensitive, okay?"
Geordi chuckled. "I understand."
Suddenly Picard's voice rang out "LaForge! Are you down there?"
"Yes, Captain. How the hell..."
"Q."
"Ah. Orders captain?"
Picard looked to Janeway
Captain Janeway opened her mouth to speak when she was cut off by her commbadge.  "Sickbay to Captain Janeway, there are two people here masquerading as doctors in MY sickbay!"
Be right there Doctor." She turned to Picard.  "I'd be willing to wager they're yours.  Care to come along Captain?"
Picard forced a smile, and followed her into the turbolift

=/\= SICKBAY=/\=
Crusher swore as the EMH doctor babbled on and on.
"This is highly dangerous! I am the CMO here, and I should be the only one that handles the crew!" he was about to continue when Kes touched a button on his Mobile Emitter and his sound went off. He got a horrible expression on his face and started to yell; though no one could hear it.
"Thank you...uhm..."
"Kes. You are?"
Pulaski looked at Crusher, and smiled. "I'm Doctor Pulaski, and this is Dr. Crusher. Medical Officers on the Enterprise."
Janeway stood stunned as the once Nurse conversed with the Doctor. Wasn't she an energy being now..?
"Kes? Is that really you?" Janeway stammered, not caring what impression she gave off.
Kes cocked her head. "Should it not be? I was just here looking for Neelix, when these two...appeared."
Janeway shook her head. "OK everybody, to the Briefing Room. I'm quite sure there are more of you," at Picard's nod she continued. "I'll have my XO contact everyone and bring them to the Briefing Room."
After they all were assembled in the Briefing Room, introductions were given. They allsat down to discuss the matter at hand, when the door chime sounded.
"Uhm Captains?" a horrified Ensign said coming into the Briefing Room.
Both Picard and Janeway looked up at the ensign. "Yes?" they said in unison.
"It's Admiral Kirk, sirs...he's on the Bridge..."