Ron's Envy
I don't own J K Rowling's characters, but I do own Hagrid. He's mine! Just joking! Don't sue me! But seriously:
J K Rowling owns everything in this story. Yes, even Hagrid.
Oh, by the way, I'm PigwidgeonChick's older (but not as old as the oldest) brother. On to the story!
Chapter One: Ron's Birthday
"...Happy Birthday Dear Ronnie, Happy Birthday to you!" They all sang as Ron blew out his sixteen candles.
"And many more," added Neville.
"Shut up, Neville!" yelled Ginny.
"Yeah, you stupid, hairy git!" said Hermione.
"But not hairy as in Harry," added Harry.
They all laughed at this comment as Neville ran out the Griffendor room crying.
Ron looked at Hermione and smiled. She smiled back. She had matured to be a very beautiful witch over the years, with a nice, tall, feminine figure and the most beautiful smile imaginable, now that she had what Muggles called "braces." They glistened in the light, melting Ron's heart like cheese, or rather boiling it like an egg. Ron had fallen in love with her, but she was with another man.
"Alright, I'd like to thank you all for coming to my party. And now for the first present," said Ron opening a small envelope. "Oh, It's a gift certificate from Hogsmeade Bath & Spa Company. 'The beholder of this card is entitled to a free full body massage from his or her choice from Mediterranean babe-ilicious Mermaids under water (with a bubble charm on, of course) or by Tall Strong River Trolls under a bridge." Thank you, Hagrid. (A/N: He's mine!)
And the next one is from Percy, who isn't here. It's a Play Mer-Boy. This is disgusting! This is filth, and I will not read it! I shall hide it where no man will ever see it again: under my pillow!
And this is from our old Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Lockheart. It's an autographed piece of paper. Oh, great.
And the next one is from Harry."
Ron opened the package just enough to see what was in it, when he cried out, "Oh my god! How did you ever find this? It's just what I always wanted! Thank you so-"
"Oh, I should explain. That one's for Hermione. As you may know already, she and I have been going out for a year and this is my one-year anniversary present for her."
Everybody stood up and applauded at this. They all raised their glasses to them and left Ron with his presents as they congratulated the beautiful couple.
"Um, Ron," said Harry. "You don't mind leaving the room as Hermione and I make out on the couch you are sitting on, do you?"
"Not at all," said Ron, choking up his tears. He left the room and burst into tears as he ran to his dormitory. On the way, he met up with Dobby, who was smiling.
"Oh, Dobby is happy Ron! Harry Potter is named hottest Hogwarts student of the year in this-"
"Shut up, you stupid little house-elf!" shouted Ron
He fell onto his bed with Neville on his in the same room.
"It's no fair! Harry gets all the attention! Nobody loves me! I'll show him. Somehow, I guess..."
TBC...
A/N Be sure to read upcoming chapters! In the meantime, feel free to review!
I don't own J K Rowling's characters, but I do own Hagrid. He's mine! Just joking! Don't sue me! But seriously:
J K Rowling owns everything in this story. Yes, even Hagrid.
Oh, by the way, I'm PigwidgeonChick's older (but not as old as the oldest) brother. On to the story!
Chapter One: Ron's Birthday
"...Happy Birthday Dear Ronnie, Happy Birthday to you!" They all sang as Ron blew out his sixteen candles.
"And many more," added Neville.
"Shut up, Neville!" yelled Ginny.
"Yeah, you stupid, hairy git!" said Hermione.
"But not hairy as in Harry," added Harry.
They all laughed at this comment as Neville ran out the Griffendor room crying.
Ron looked at Hermione and smiled. She smiled back. She had matured to be a very beautiful witch over the years, with a nice, tall, feminine figure and the most beautiful smile imaginable, now that she had what Muggles called "braces." They glistened in the light, melting Ron's heart like cheese, or rather boiling it like an egg. Ron had fallen in love with her, but she was with another man.
"Alright, I'd like to thank you all for coming to my party. And now for the first present," said Ron opening a small envelope. "Oh, It's a gift certificate from Hogsmeade Bath & Spa Company. 'The beholder of this card is entitled to a free full body massage from his or her choice from Mediterranean babe-ilicious Mermaids under water (with a bubble charm on, of course) or by Tall Strong River Trolls under a bridge." Thank you, Hagrid. (A/N: He's mine!)
And the next one is from Percy, who isn't here. It's a Play Mer-Boy. This is disgusting! This is filth, and I will not read it! I shall hide it where no man will ever see it again: under my pillow!
And this is from our old Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Lockheart. It's an autographed piece of paper. Oh, great.
And the next one is from Harry."
Ron opened the package just enough to see what was in it, when he cried out, "Oh my god! How did you ever find this? It's just what I always wanted! Thank you so-"
"Oh, I should explain. That one's for Hermione. As you may know already, she and I have been going out for a year and this is my one-year anniversary present for her."
Everybody stood up and applauded at this. They all raised their glasses to them and left Ron with his presents as they congratulated the beautiful couple.
"Um, Ron," said Harry. "You don't mind leaving the room as Hermione and I make out on the couch you are sitting on, do you?"
"Not at all," said Ron, choking up his tears. He left the room and burst into tears as he ran to his dormitory. On the way, he met up with Dobby, who was smiling.
"Oh, Dobby is happy Ron! Harry Potter is named hottest Hogwarts student of the year in this-"
"Shut up, you stupid little house-elf!" shouted Ron
He fell onto his bed with Neville on his in the same room.
"It's no fair! Harry gets all the attention! Nobody loves me! I'll show him. Somehow, I guess..."
TBC...
A/N Be sure to read upcoming chapters! In the meantime, feel free to review!