Schwartz's visit to the petting zoo
Chapter 1:
One day, while Nagi was sitting on the couch listening to the sounds of the
TV, not that anybody ever really watched it, it was just nice to have something else to
listen to besides the never ending noises of ahorny Schulderig, and a psychotic Farfello,
either going at it, or speaking about going at it, or Schulderig begging to go at it.
"...at bandon petting safari, not only are you a winner, but so are the animals..."
Nagi cocked his head towards the television just in time to see a little girl snuggling a baby
tiger to her cheek.
'I wanna do that!!!' he thought to himself
~~~~~~^Later that day^~~~~~~
"Crawford...I was wondering..." Nagi started sheepishly afraid the uptight American
would snap at him...and he was right...
"What is it? Can't you see i'm busy?!" he snapped at Nagi.
"Can we PLEASE go to the Bandon Petting Safari?!"
"Why should we?" sneered Farfello, while grinning perversly at SchuSchu.
"It'll hurt god..." grinned Nagi manipulativly
"Let's go! And let's go NOW!!!" yelled Farfello as he jumped up and did a dance.
*Crayfish ((cough cough I mean...)) CRAWFORD, rolled his eyes*
"All right, whatever, you can all go..."
"You hafta come too, because...the fic writer wants you to" Nagi whined
"Yeees, you haaaaave to coooooooooome" a random voice yelled
"Gah! Who was that?" Crayfish ((sorry sorry, i mean crawford)) squealed.
"The fic writer is, and she'll have you killed if you don't, so come" Farfie stated
^^*grin* Thank you Farfie-love, I'll remember that, if he doesn't go, you have fun
hurting god by mutalating his body, kay?^^
"Alright, bai bai" Farfie grinned,"Coming crawford?"
"Why not."
((A/N: That took entirely too long, gomen nasai =^^=))
~~~~~~~~~^At the park^~~~~~~~~
"How'd we get to Oregon so fast?" Nagi asked.
"Who cares, it's free"
And so they all entered the park, and paid 25 cents for animal feed.
"Mommy, Mommy, did god create the tigers too?" grinned a little boy
"Of course, god created everything" the mother repsonded
"Filling your child up with lies? What an awful mother," Farfie paused and licked his
knife,"wanna know what I like to do, hurt god *grin* Wanna witness how?"
"Sure Mr. Scary Eyepatch man," grinned the little boy again
((A/N: first of all, yes the child does grin too often, second of all, KILL FARFIE,
KILL!!!!!!))
Out of nowhere appeared SchuSchu, "Sorry about the inconveniance ladies...-"
"My child is a boy..."
"That's nice, anyway, he's psychotic and likes to hurt god so..."
"Stay outta this SchuSchu-honey" grinned the slightly (yes slightly) psychotic Farfie
"We can run off and fuck in the ladies room!"
At this the womans jaw dropped, and she covered her little boy's ears.
"You are SO disgusting!!! How dare you be intimate with another man, especially that
man, and infront of my son!!!"
"Okay...we can fuck AFTER you kill her and her son."
"Yippie!!!"
And so the tigers ate early that day...