*By the way, I OWN NOTHING
Chapter 2:
~~~~~~~~^Meanwhile^~~~~~~~~
"Oooh, Crawford! Can I pet and hold the baby tigers?! Please?" Nagi begged
"How much is it," sighed a pissed off Crayfish ((when is he not))
"You can pet these wonderful creatures of god for free,"
Crayfish snickered and wondered if Farfie might run into her...
"Sure Nagi...wait in line...I'm gunna wait in the car."
"Uh lady, don't talk about god if an icy blue haired men with a yellow eye
and an eye patch is around...he'll do more than kill you..."
"That's nice dear, now run along and play with the baby cubs,"
'You asked for it...' Nagi thought, then said, "Why did you say
'baby cubs'? Why not one or the other"
_;; "Damn it child, go play!!" :)
Nagi was frightened by this and did as he was told.
~~~~~^Outside the Ladies room^~~~~
"Yeeeeaaaaaaah, Farfie. Ooooooooh that feels good."
And evil mix of farfie's Xena-esque war cry, a pleasureable
moan, and laughter is heard.
"Mommy, the bathroom is making strange noises," Said a girl
as she met her mother outside the bathroom.
"Riiiight...c'mon dear we'llbe late."
"Shouldn't we get back farfie? I mean, Crayfish and Nagi might
be looking for us, and..."
"You're right *sinister grin* We'll finish this at home,"
And so they re-entered the park. And after a long while of
looking they found Nagi, he was still playing with the tigers.
"Yeee, they're sooooooooooooo kawaii, nee SchuSchu" beamed Farfie
((yes, I am aware of how ooc that comment is, it's a fanfic, humor me))
"Wanna take 'em home?" Asked SchuSchu
"Hai," chimed Farfie and Nagi simultaneously.
~~~~~~^Later^~~~~~~
And since there were three cubs, they all go one, except Crayfish,
but that's okay, because the asshole didn't want one anyway.
*~*DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bandon, any tigers, any weiss characters,
Crayfish's car, any mothers besides my own, no children, no bathrooms, and
definitally no strange christian-related things....