The following is a MEGA crossover. Please read and then review:

Link and the kongs were enjoying a nice picnic at the beach on a bright sunny day.

"So how do you feel spending your day with a hero?"

"Hoo-o-o-o"

"That's all the thanks I get for taking time out of my busy schedule for you lazy kongs?"

Link begins to chase DK with his sword.

"Come back here you lazy good-for-nothing donkey."

"Hoo-ooh-oo-o"

As link catches up with DK, he starts to beat DK with the flat of his sword.

"This is the only thing you deserve you dumb !#$@$#@ donkey."

Then suddenly over the hill came the mighty morphing Power Rangers, or is it the Power Rangers Turbo, or the Power Rangers Light Speed rescue. Who knew. You can't keep up with them anymore.

Then one of the Power Rangers say, "You shouldn't be beating an innocent animal just to spite us Drezly. How low can you go?"

"I'm not Drezly. I'm the legendary hero, Link. I was just teaching this dumb donkey a lesson."

"Oh, we must be at the wrong place."

"Some heroes they are," thought Link.

As Link beat DK some more, suddenly a massive floating island crash landed on DK island. What could it be. Link went to it to see what it was. Then he heard, "Use your thundershock attack."

"What in the world was that." Then out from deep within the ship/island came a giant sized Pikkachu. How could it have been so big. Then the skin fell from him to reveal a giant sized K. Rool. He seemed mad. Link knew that the DK island's only hope was with some monkeys. They would be heroes to.

Then Link went to DK, "Let's go and save the island DK. Yaw!"

Immediately DK reared his goakart. "Stay on the course DK. You don't want to slow down. You're getting behind Yoshi and Toad."

Then Link realized that DK was to slow, so he got on Yoshi's kart. Suddenly yoshi's kart disappeared and everything around him turned into a story book. Yoshi and his friends grew sad, for their slappy happy tree was taken. How could Link be inside such a lame game as this. "I guess I'll go along with it for now."

When he neared the happy slipity slappity tree, he saw baby Bowser. Baby Bowser was hurt so his daddy had to come out and comfort him. Then Baby Bowser was gone and he saw Mario fighting Bowser. Of course Mario loss and was sent back to Peaches castle.

He would never get all the stars needed, so he began to walk down the hall, and then he leaned on the wall. The wall turned and he stumbled into what seemed to be a large underground yard. He started walking when he saw a hideous alien shooting fire balls at him. He was hurt and the aliens were coming for him.

Then a mysterious man shot the alien with a laser blaster. The alien exploded and blood splattered everywhere. The stranger told him that he'd show him the way out, but right now he was trying to save earth from the aliens. So Mario tagged on behind picking up some med.-packs as he went. The man said that he could just put a code in and be invincible. So Mario tried it. As the man walked he brutally killed the zombies. Blood and gore was spread everywhere.

Then the best part came when he got a chain saw and began sawing zombies open!

But then Daisuke woke up and realized he must be playing to many video games.