DISCLAMER: I own none of the Harry Potter Characters, SO DON'T SUE ME!
Special thanks to Amarria, my true writing pal.
NOTE: I know the characters are out of Character, but work with me here!
The Riddle Mansion
"WAZ UP?!?!?!" screamed Voldemort, wearing his Abercrombie & Fitch pants over his Joe Boxer boxers (Which were clearly visible). He also had on an *NSYNC shirt. He also had on some cheap Ronald McDonald Sunglasses. Along with this he was blowing bubbles with his Bubbleyum gum. This was not a pretty sight.
"Um, Master, I think that you look American enough," came the whinny replied from Wormtail (a.k.a. Peter Pettigrew).
"Really? Are you sure? I just haven't seen my sister in so long, I just hope I fit in. Do you think I will? I hope I will..." rambled the Dark Lord. "Do you think these boxers match my pants?"
"To be honest Master, no. The Yellow smiley faces and the dark blue pants, I don't know, I'm just not feeling it."
"YO, YO, YO!! DARE YOU CONTRIDICT The FAMOUSE DARK LORD, YOUR HOMIE G?!?!?" Screamed Voldemort.
"Don't hurt me master. I just made that comment because I've been watching MTV for the past 2 hours and the styling technique sticks," Whined Peter.
"You should be grateful that I didn't Avada Kedarra you."
"Yes I am. So, does this sister of yours, Ms. Wellington is it? Have a cutie little sidekick, you know so you could Hook me up with?"
"Yes, I think she does have a sidekick."
"SCORE!" Yelled Peter jumping into the air. Voldemort raised an eyebrow.
"All righty then, lets pack up, We are going to America! Ha-Ha!" Stated Voldemort.
AT HW
"Students, we will be picking pupils to take the journey with us to the United States of America," Dumbeldor said to the room filled with anxious students. Everyone wanted to go to the US, it was just a matter of being picked. "As you know, we aren't going to be doing any parting," he said looking directly at Fred and George Weasley.
"Ohh, no parties? Then what's the point of going?" both the brothers said. "Ya, how can you not go to the US with out having a party? Hmmm?"
"Here we go, let's pick our eight students to go on our trip!!" Dumbeldore sounded a lot like a cheesy game show host.
"Bet you Potter is picked first," said Malfloy.
"POTTER, HARRY."
"What did I tell ya," said Malfloy lazily. "Next 'll be Ron Weasley."
"WEASLEY, RON."
"Then of course Hermionie, couldn't go anywhere without a book worm could we?" Asked Malfloy to his snickering freakish friends.
"GANGER, HERMIONIE."
"Now, I feel some more Weasley coming."
"WEASLEY, FRED."
"If you have one you have to have another."
"WEASLEY, GEORGE."
"And of course me, other wise my dad's coming here and wringing some necks."
"MALFLOY, DRACO."
"We also couldn't go anywhere without Harry Potter's Crushy-Wushy."
"CHANG, CHO."
"Wait, we need a sniveling idiot, Longbottom, that's you," said Malfloy to Neville.
"Shove off Malfloy," snapped back Ron. Then to Neville he said, "Ya, you probably will get the last spot. Don't worry."
"AND DEAN THOMAS."
Everyone looked up in surprise. They could all see the first seven coming, but Dean? What had he ever done? Dumbledore should have picked someone like...Neville. That would have been more believable then Dean.
"YAHOOLAGINES!" screamed Dean jumping up into the air. "YESSSSS, TOUCHDOWN."
Everyone stared at Dean again. "Sorry," he mumbled sitting back down. He still was grinning though.
"WILL THESE STUDENTS PLEASE REPORT TO MY OFFICE NOW," said the Headmaster.
"So, I hope you are all very proud of yourselves," said Dumbledore to the group of eight students. "First off, we have to make sure that your wardrobe is suitable for this trip. I'm sure you all will be able to find some good clothes by themselves. The second Item of Business is our chaperones. Our first chaperone likes to walk along the beach wearing his favorite set of Bramuta shorts. He also likes to work hard and play hard. He enjoys playing with his doggy and likes to eat rocky-road ice cream. Any guesses?"
"Sounds a bit like me," said Hermionie.
"COME ON OUT PROFESSOR SNAPE!!" Hermionie went pale in the face, she was horrified at the thought of being like Snape. She wasn't the only one upset, actually, everyone expect for Draco.
"NNOOO," screamed Fred.
"SHOOT ME NOW!" Yelled George. Both dropped to the floor pretending to have died.
Dumbledore ignored this and continued with the list, "We have 2 more Chaperones, our next Chaperone likes to play fetch, is hyper, and likes to listen to Rock Music. One of his favorite bands is Limp Bizket."
"Sounds a bit like us," stated George.
"COME ON OUT SIRIUS BLACK," Sirius appeared from no where and began bowing and smiling.
"HE'S A BLOODY MURDERER!" screamed Malfloy. Cho, Dean, Fred, and George didn't seem to mind. Actually, Cho was checking out Sirius's ass.
"YOU! I SWORE THAT I WILL GET YOU, AND NOW IS MY CHANCE!" screamed Snape. He jumped onto Sirius's back and pulled him to the ground.
"Cat fight, cat fight!" Yelled Fred and George. They both broke out into a Cheerleading cheer. "GIVE ME A B!"
"B!"
"GIVE ME A L!"
"L!"
"GIVE ME AN A!"
"A!"
"GIVE ME A C!"
"C!"
"GIVE ME A K!"
"K"
"WHAT'S THAT SPELL?"
Together the two screamed, "BLACK, SIRIUS BLACK, HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE CAN!!"
Dumbledore separated the two. "CALM DOWN YOU TWO! Our third Chaperone likes to laugh, and have a good time. He likes to hang out with his best friend, but can't because of certain astronomy Whatchamacal it."
"No, not Professor T.," screamed Ron.
"COME ON OUT REMUS LUPIN," Remus walked through the door, and did a flip followed by a handstand. Black started to clap.
"BUT HE'S A WEREWOLF!" screamed Malfloy.
"Nobody else seems to mind," said Ron. He was right, everyone except Draco and Snape seemed perfectly calm.
"So, who's gonna host us?" asked Cho, trying to change the subject.
"Well, we are going to a school in Maryland, called Pyle. We will be leaving on Friday and arrive their at around 5 in the afternoon. Our flight takes of at about 7 in the morning," said Dumbledore.
"We're flying?" asked Ron in shock. "On our Brooms, all the way to the US?"
"You idiot, we're flying on a PLANE, comprendo?" Hermionie said to him.
"You are dismissed, and by the way, if you tell anyone about Sirius Black, you are suspended from the trip," Dumbledore said to the group of students, and to Snape.
The students filled out of the office. They were excited and jumping around. They were in complete ecstasy.
"What are you guys bringing along with you?" asked Ron.
"Dunno,' came the lame reply from the group.
"OK, fine, be that way," and with that Ron stormed off to the Gryffindor common room.
They all separated off and went on ahead packing.
***********Packing seems like a bore, lets skip to the plane ride*************
The Plane Ride
"Hey, I want to sit next to Cho," said Harry as Hermionie sat next to his crush.
"Well too bad, us girls just got to stick together," said Hermionie.
"Ron, I'll sit next to you."
"Tough man, I'm sitting next to Dean," said Ron and sat down next to Dean.
"Damn. Who's left?"
"Ohh," groaned Malfloy, as he moved his Bag to the side. Malfloy was also sitting next to Snape.
"Just great," thought Harry in his head, "Just my lucky day isn't it? My Best friend, ditches me for Dean, and I can't even sit next to my Crush. My life is just great."
"Passengers please watch as we go through our short safety video now," said the flight attendant.
They watch up to the part where the oxygen masks feel from above, when Malfloy said, "Pay attention Potter, I'm not going to be helping you with any of this."
"I wasn't expecting you to Malfloy."
"Well I just thought that when it said adults help the children after they put on their breathing masks made you feel as if you didn't have to listen."
"Ha-Ha, your jokes are staler then any bread I've ever eaten."
"And your puns aren't too puny."
"And yo Mamma is the ugliest women I've ever met."
"Don't you diss my Mamma!" Screamed Malfloy. He jumped onto Harry, and jabbed him a couple times. Lupin and Black had to help separate the two, who were still hurling insults at each other.
"Yo mamma's so fat that when she wore a yellow dress, people yelled, 'Taxi.'"
"Well, Yo mamma's so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mother."
"Yo mamma's so stupid that she stared at the Orange Juice container for an hour because it said, 'concentrate.'"
Finally Dumbledore switched places with Draco, so the seat partnering was like so:
Cho and Hermionie
Snape, Harry, and Dumbledore
Dean and Ron
Sirius, Draco and Remus,
The flight was quit pleasant for the rest of the time. Except for the last group of three, Sirius, Draco and Remus.
"Stop looking at me," whined Draco.
"I'm not looking at you," said Remus.
"Yes you are. Are you planning on eating me?"
"No," said a rather irritated Remus.
Malfloy turned his head to be staring at Sirius Black.
"Just great. I'm stuck with Werewolf man and 'lets go murder people and laugh because I have a twisted sense of humor,' man. My life really is going done the drain."
"Shut up Malfloy," Sirius said to him.
"Why does everyone call me by my last name I would like to know that."
At this point a very aggravated Remus took off his sock and shoved it into Malfloy's mouth. "SHUT UP!" Sirius and Remus gave each other a high-five.
Except for that incident the ride was pretty calm. When the drinks came around everyone decided that water would be safest.
Soon it was 4:30 (their flight had taken of early and got there early) and it was time for our Hogwarts students, teachers, and fugitive to get down.
****But, before we get to that, lets rewind back to around 2:00 that same day. ****
****At Pyle Middle School in Miss Wellington's class****
Rebecca stared at the clock. "Ok," she thought. "2:00, I get out this place at 2:40, lets hope I can survive till then." Just then the PA made an announcement to the class that Rebecca was in. She stole a quick glance to her friends, July, Geetali, Mariel, and Kelly.
"PLEASE SEND The FALLOWING PEOPLE TO The OFFICE TO GO FOR The DAY, PLEASE: GEETALI, JULY, MARIEL, KELLY, REBECCA, AND EZRA," The PA women said. The kids all looked at each other.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!" Yelled Mariel.
"Oooooouuuuhhhh, you guys are in trouble, aaawww," Ryan Bresburg said.
The six students trooped out of the room. Ms. Wellington called after them, "Remember, chapter 6 in the textbook and questions 1-10." All the kids groaned.
The six of them walked down to the office in silence. They passed two of their other friends, Lydia and Brian.
"How goes it?" asked July.
"Going to the office, and I swear, what ever it was I didn't do it," said Brian.
"Hmmm, guilty conscious," asked Geetali, she then started giggling hysterically.
"Stop laughing you silly girl," July said.
"Ya Geetali, you're making us look like a freak show," Lydia said.
The eight students arrived at Dr. Doran's office. They entered it cautiously.
"Hello," Dr. D said to the students.
"Hi," came the lazy reply from the students.
"Jelly Beans?"
"Sure," Brian and Ezra said. Together they each took one and ate it.
"Uhhhhggg, this tastes like salt!" Ezra said spitting out his jellybean. "What is this?"
"Ya, well mine tastes like Bile!" Brian said spitting out his jellybean.
"Muh-ha-ha! I put a curse on you!" said Geetali, laughing her head off, "Just like the way I put a curse on Rebecca during Halloween."
"Right Geetali," Mariel said, taking a step away from her, "What ever you say!"
"Did you know that we will be having very special students visiting us all the way from England?" Asked Dr. D.
"Nope," said Lydia, "and why would this exactly concern us?"
"Well we are having guests over, and I just wanted to see if any of you eight would like to show your Panther pride by letting the students from England fallow you around."
"You mean like the little French kids?" asked Mariel. "They're going to stalk us everywhere we go? Not a moments rest, constantly followed, by a shadow that won't even go away at noon?"
"Yes, kind of like the French students, but they will be spending their time at the Bethesda Hyatt."
"Cool," Geetali said.
"Do you know what that means Mariel?" asked Rebecca.
"Yes, I think I do," she replied.
Together they screamed, "Elevator time!!"
"So, would you help out with these students?"
"Sure," they all said, after all, there was literally nothing required.
"You will also be excused from any homework assigned during the exchange students visit."
"SCORE!" yelled Ezra jumping up into the air.
"When will they come?" asked Kelly, the only practical person in the group of friends.
"5:00, today."
"WHAT?! Isn't that a bit to close?"
"No, nothing ever is to close or soon."
"Right."
"So, go tell your parents, bring your stuff, you'll stay in the Hyatt too, because well, there's a bit of a catch."
"Wait a sec, what's the catch?"
"Well, hmm, how should I put this...I know! Have you ever read the Harry Potter series?"
July looked as if Dr. D asked if she had ever breathed. "OF COURSE WE HAVE!!"
"Well, lets just say that it's real, and that the real Harry is visiting us."
"Whatever, I don't really care," said Kelly with the role of her eyes.
Rebecca, July, Geetali, and Mariel stared at her, they had all loved the books, Geetali and July more, but still.
"SO LETS GO!" said Dr. D.
"This seems like a cheesy fanfic," said Brian.
"You can read?" asked Rebecca in shock.
"Yes, I can," he replied irritably.
"WOW!" Exclaimed Mariel and July at the same time.
The group trooped out to their lockers and to pack up for the day. They then went home, packed, Bla, Bla, Bla. Then they went to the Hyatt (you know the drill).
****At the airport****
"We are in the United States of America!" exclaimed Fred.
"Were are the beautiful women in bikinis running around?" asked George.
"I don't know," said Sirius standing on his tiptoes, looking around.
****Baggage claim, etc.****
"Here is my friend Dr. Doran!!" Yelled Dumbledore.
The others looked up to see who he was talking about. There in front of them was a man of average height with Dark Brown hair. His beard was brown and white, and he had on a smile. "Dumbledore, Hello!"
"Hello my favorite soccer buddy!" The two embraced.
"Lets go," stated Dr. D.
They went to the car, etc.
****Voldemort****
Voldemort sat on the plane, anxious for it to take off. He was sitting next to Wormtail and some little boy. The little boy picked up a book that was a little bigger then him called Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
"Do you like Harry Potter?" asked Voldemort
"Ya, he's my hero," said the little boy looking up. His hair was died black and very messy. He had on some glasses (which had the lenses punched out) and tried to speak in an English accent. "I want to be just like him."
"I personally think that he's a loser," Voldemort said, and it was obviously the wrong thing to say.
"WHAT! He could beat you up with his eyes blindfolded!"
"NO HE COULDN'T!"
"COULD TO!"
"COULD NOT!"
"COULD TO!"
"COULD NOT!"
"COULD TO!"
"COULD NOT!"
"YOU'RE A LOSER!" screamed the boy, "Harry Potter kicked Voldemort's butt four times!"
"He wouldn't be famous if it weren't for me- I mean Voldemort, the greatest dark wizard in the world!"
"HAHA!! Voldemort couldn't perform "Lumos," if he tried!"
"YES HE COULD!"
"NO HE COULDN'T!"
"GO AWAY!" Voldemort said. He then turned to Wormtail and asked, "Do you think I'm a loser?"
"No master, you're the best."
"GROUP HUG!" Yelled Voldemort, and hugged the boy and Wormtail.
"You're a freak!" Yelled the Boy.
"IF I HAD MY WAND WITH ME, YOU WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW!!"
"You want to be Harry Potter too?" asked the boy.
"NO I DON'T,"
"But wouldn't it be fun?"
"No it wouldn't."
"Yes it would, just think about, everybody knows you. Everybody wants to be you, your worshiped by kids all around the world," concluded the boy looking very far away.
"I think it would be better to be the great Voldemort, he's so much cooler," said the Dark Lord.
"No, he's a wannabe, nobody likes him."
Voldemort turned his head to the side, and let a tear slide down his face. It just struck him that everyone hates him, and that nobody was his real friend.
****AT the HYATT****
The American students felt a bit nervous, 'cause after all, this is Harry Potter and Co. we're talking about.
Geetali was wearing her Green Abrocrombie shirt with the hood. She had on some black pants, and her hair was in a high ponytail. She had stopped wearing it down since Rebecca kept on saying that it made her look like Fara Faucet from the old Charlie's Angles. Mariel was wearing her read tank top, with her white Capri's (very classy). Her blond hair was put into a half ponytail. July had on her green tank top and traditional Blue Jeans. Her curly brownish blondish hair was put down. Kelly had her brown hair in a ponytail and was wearing a blue long sleeve shirt and some Blue Jeans on. Lydia was wearing her shirt from the Wet Seal and had on her faded jeans. Her brown strait hair was down, something that she rarely did. Rebecca had on her "I need Therapy," shirt on with her dark blue jeans. Her black hair was in a ponytail. (She and Geetali were Indian). Brian had on his Quicksilver shirt on and some jeans, while Ezra had on his black O ' Nell shirt on and some pants on (take your pick, tight leather, jeans, short-shorts, or other). His red hair was in order, and Brian's hair was gelled, like usual.
Then the fatal moment happened. The kids from the Potter series met the kids from Pyle, and do you know what the kids from Pyle did? They laughed. Now this may seem usual, but actually they had a good reason. You see, Malfloy probably had no idea what you were suppose to wear to any muggle get together. He was wearing tight, AND I MEAN TIGHT, TIGHT leather pants, and a neon green shirt. He looked almost as ridicules as Voldemort.
"What's so funny?" asked oblivious Malfloy. At this point the Hogwarts students couldn't help it either, they erupted into loud laughter. Lupin and Black Guffawed as well. So, our characters got off to a good start, all except Malfloy and Snape (we can deal with them later.)
"It's nice to see you all so happy!" exclaimed Dumbledore.
"Yes, it really is, but now I think we should read off the list with who gets to spend their time with who," said Dr. D.
The children hushed up, but Geetali was coughing away, trying to suppress her giggles. Lydia whacked her on the back as an indication to stop.
"Very well then, here are the papers with the important info you will need." He handed out the sheets. This is what they looked like:
PARTNERS
Cho & Brian
Harry & Ezra
Ron & Geetali
Dean & Lydia
Fred & Rebecca
George & Mariel
Hermionie & July
Draco & Kelly
ROOMS
They will be one gender a room.
CHAPERONES
1. SIRIUS BLACK
2. REMUS LUPIN
3. SERVIUS SNAPE
"Ohhh, Kelly, you're screwed!" said Lydia. Geetali of course started laughing.
"STOP LAUGHING, you sugar addict!" Yelled Mariel.
"So, go make friends, and Don't be to loud."
"Where are you two going to be?" asked Lupin
"Ya you weren't on the sheet," said Ezra.
"Well, for now, we'll be at my house," said Dr. D, "Bye." And with that the two disappeared.
"That was just weird," July said shaking her head.
"Ya," the rest said.
"So, I think that we should unpack etc, then meet in one room to hang out for a while," said Lupin.
"Good idea Professor Lupin," said Geetali.
The groups trooped of and did their thing. They then meet in room 204 (Black, Lupin, and Snape's room.)
"PARTY!" screamed the Weasley twins.
"Not while I'm around," said Snape.
"Ohhh," the all the kids said.
"Let's play strip Poker!" Exclaimed Ezra.
"NO!" Said Snape.
"How about Spin the Bottle?" asked Brian
"NO!" said Snape again.
"You must not be invited to parties that often," observed Kelly. "You'd probably ruin it completely. I'd hate to see what you do in your free time, sit around and stare at the grass growing? No wait a sec, that's to wild isn't it?" Everyone smiled at this remark, including Malfloy.
"What else is there to do?" asked Dean.
"There's got to be something else," said Ron.
"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Rebecca.
"Yes I think so," said Mariel grinning evilly.
"Ohh, that," said Geetali.
Kelly smirked, she knew exactly what her hyperactive friends were thinking.
"Did I miss something?" asked Harry.
"I'm just as lost as you," said Ezra.
"Word," replied Brian, who was a very Ghetto kinda guy.
"Truth or Dare you dumb asses!" Said July.
"Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!" Exclaimed Snape.
"Why not?" asked Hermionie.
"It's just a silly game," Cho added.
"Ya, by the way, since when where you elected president?" asked Lydia.
"Go Bush!" yelled July. Everyone turned to her.
"Bush is a loser," said Dean.
"YES!" said all the Democrats in the room.
"But so is Gore," Rebecca added.
"True," said the Democrats.
"Well that's off topic, so lets play the game!" said Brian.
"How do you play?" asked Harry.
Rebecca turned to him in shock. "You don't know how to play Truth or Dare?!?"
"Nope."
"K, so what happens is someone asks truth or dare. Truths are personal questions. Dares make you do stuff. If you don't want to do it, then you "Fireball" it. That's when you take off an article of clothing. Got it?"
"Ya I guess," said Harry.
"So we are all playing, grown ups included?" asked Kelly.
"Ya, sure!" said Lupin and Black.
"Fine," Snape said reluctantly.
"OK, I'll go first," said Lydia. She looked around the room. "Truth or Dare Kelly?"
"Truth,"
"Who do you like?"
"Lydia that is the easiest question I've ever heard, Danny, DUH!"
"NEW RULE!" Yelled Mariel standing up on top of the desk. "No, WHO DO YOU LIKE, questions, K?"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Ok..." said Kelly, "Snape, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," he said. "How hard could it be?"
"Ok, run through the hall way with JUST YOUR UNDERWEAR ON!" She said. Everyone began cracking up.
"Do I have to?" he asked looking at the floor.
"Yep," she said.
"Ok," he mumbled and pulled off his shirt and pants. He had on bunny boxers.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Everyone in the room laughed. July pulled out her camera and took a picture.
"I'll make copies," she said with a wicked grin.
"Ok, Snape, leave your keys here, and go, run!" Kelly said.
Snape ran out of the room and began running around the hallways. As soon as he did the Weasley twins closed the door. "Whoops!" they both said with evil grins on their faces.
A minute later there was a knock at the door. "Can you let me in please?" asked Snape.
"What's that?" asked Ron.
"LET ME IN NOW!" Snape said, banging onto the door. "IF YOU DON'T YOUR ALL FAILING POTIONS!"
At this point people from the surrounding rooms came out of their rooms to see what was happening. Now, if you were a stranger and saw this happening, this is what you would have probably seen: a man with very greasy hair and a goatee wearing Pink Bunny boxers banging on the door, and foaming at the mouth.
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NOTE: I know the characters are out of Character, but work with me here!
The Riddle Mansion
"WAZ UP?!?!?!" screamed Voldemort, wearing his Abercrombie & Fitch pants over his Joe Boxer boxers (Which were clearly visible). He also had on an *NSYNC shirt. He also had on some cheap Ronald McDonald Sunglasses. Along with this he was blowing bubbles with his Bubbleyum gum. This was not a pretty sight.
"Um, Master, I think that you look American enough," came the whinny replied from Wormtail (a.k.a. Peter Pettigrew).
"Really? Are you sure? I just haven't seen my sister in so long, I just hope I fit in. Do you think I will? I hope I will..." rambled the Dark Lord. "Do you think these boxers match my pants?"
"To be honest Master, no. The Yellow smiley faces and the dark blue pants, I don't know, I'm just not feeling it."
"YO, YO, YO!! DARE YOU CONTRIDICT The FAMOUSE DARK LORD, YOUR HOMIE G?!?!?" Screamed Voldemort.
"Don't hurt me master. I just made that comment because I've been watching MTV for the past 2 hours and the styling technique sticks," Whined Peter.
"You should be grateful that I didn't Avada Kedarra you."
"Yes I am. So, does this sister of yours, Ms. Wellington is it? Have a cutie little sidekick, you know so you could Hook me up with?"
"Yes, I think she does have a sidekick."
"SCORE!" Yelled Peter jumping into the air. Voldemort raised an eyebrow.
"All righty then, lets pack up, We are going to America! Ha-Ha!" Stated Voldemort.
AT HW
"Students, we will be picking pupils to take the journey with us to the United States of America," Dumbeldor said to the room filled with anxious students. Everyone wanted to go to the US, it was just a matter of being picked. "As you know, we aren't going to be doing any parting," he said looking directly at Fred and George Weasley.
"Ohh, no parties? Then what's the point of going?" both the brothers said. "Ya, how can you not go to the US with out having a party? Hmmm?"
"Here we go, let's pick our eight students to go on our trip!!" Dumbeldore sounded a lot like a cheesy game show host.
"Bet you Potter is picked first," said Malfloy.
"POTTER, HARRY."
"What did I tell ya," said Malfloy lazily. "Next 'll be Ron Weasley."
"WEASLEY, RON."
"Then of course Hermionie, couldn't go anywhere without a book worm could we?" Asked Malfloy to his snickering freakish friends.
"GANGER, HERMIONIE."
"Now, I feel some more Weasley coming."
"WEASLEY, FRED."
"If you have one you have to have another."
"WEASLEY, GEORGE."
"And of course me, other wise my dad's coming here and wringing some necks."
"MALFLOY, DRACO."
"We also couldn't go anywhere without Harry Potter's Crushy-Wushy."
"CHANG, CHO."
"Wait, we need a sniveling idiot, Longbottom, that's you," said Malfloy to Neville.
"Shove off Malfloy," snapped back Ron. Then to Neville he said, "Ya, you probably will get the last spot. Don't worry."
"AND DEAN THOMAS."
Everyone looked up in surprise. They could all see the first seven coming, but Dean? What had he ever done? Dumbledore should have picked someone like...Neville. That would have been more believable then Dean.
"YAHOOLAGINES!" screamed Dean jumping up into the air. "YESSSSS, TOUCHDOWN."
Everyone stared at Dean again. "Sorry," he mumbled sitting back down. He still was grinning though.
"WILL THESE STUDENTS PLEASE REPORT TO MY OFFICE NOW," said the Headmaster.
"So, I hope you are all very proud of yourselves," said Dumbledore to the group of eight students. "First off, we have to make sure that your wardrobe is suitable for this trip. I'm sure you all will be able to find some good clothes by themselves. The second Item of Business is our chaperones. Our first chaperone likes to walk along the beach wearing his favorite set of Bramuta shorts. He also likes to work hard and play hard. He enjoys playing with his doggy and likes to eat rocky-road ice cream. Any guesses?"
"Sounds a bit like me," said Hermionie.
"COME ON OUT PROFESSOR SNAPE!!" Hermionie went pale in the face, she was horrified at the thought of being like Snape. She wasn't the only one upset, actually, everyone expect for Draco.
"NNOOO," screamed Fred.
"SHOOT ME NOW!" Yelled George. Both dropped to the floor pretending to have died.
Dumbledore ignored this and continued with the list, "We have 2 more Chaperones, our next Chaperone likes to play fetch, is hyper, and likes to listen to Rock Music. One of his favorite bands is Limp Bizket."
"Sounds a bit like us," stated George.
"COME ON OUT SIRIUS BLACK," Sirius appeared from no where and began bowing and smiling.
"HE'S A BLOODY MURDERER!" screamed Malfloy. Cho, Dean, Fred, and George didn't seem to mind. Actually, Cho was checking out Sirius's ass.
"YOU! I SWORE THAT I WILL GET YOU, AND NOW IS MY CHANCE!" screamed Snape. He jumped onto Sirius's back and pulled him to the ground.
"Cat fight, cat fight!" Yelled Fred and George. They both broke out into a Cheerleading cheer. "GIVE ME A B!"
"B!"
"GIVE ME A L!"
"L!"
"GIVE ME AN A!"
"A!"
"GIVE ME A C!"
"C!"
"GIVE ME A K!"
"K"
"WHAT'S THAT SPELL?"
Together the two screamed, "BLACK, SIRIUS BLACK, HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE CAN!!"
Dumbledore separated the two. "CALM DOWN YOU TWO! Our third Chaperone likes to laugh, and have a good time. He likes to hang out with his best friend, but can't because of certain astronomy Whatchamacal it."
"No, not Professor T.," screamed Ron.
"COME ON OUT REMUS LUPIN," Remus walked through the door, and did a flip followed by a handstand. Black started to clap.
"BUT HE'S A WEREWOLF!" screamed Malfloy.
"Nobody else seems to mind," said Ron. He was right, everyone except Draco and Snape seemed perfectly calm.
"So, who's gonna host us?" asked Cho, trying to change the subject.
"Well, we are going to a school in Maryland, called Pyle. We will be leaving on Friday and arrive their at around 5 in the afternoon. Our flight takes of at about 7 in the morning," said Dumbledore.
"We're flying?" asked Ron in shock. "On our Brooms, all the way to the US?"
"You idiot, we're flying on a PLANE, comprendo?" Hermionie said to him.
"You are dismissed, and by the way, if you tell anyone about Sirius Black, you are suspended from the trip," Dumbledore said to the group of students, and to Snape.
The students filled out of the office. They were excited and jumping around. They were in complete ecstasy.
"What are you guys bringing along with you?" asked Ron.
"Dunno,' came the lame reply from the group.
"OK, fine, be that way," and with that Ron stormed off to the Gryffindor common room.
They all separated off and went on ahead packing.
***********Packing seems like a bore, lets skip to the plane ride*************
The Plane Ride
"Hey, I want to sit next to Cho," said Harry as Hermionie sat next to his crush.
"Well too bad, us girls just got to stick together," said Hermionie.
"Ron, I'll sit next to you."
"Tough man, I'm sitting next to Dean," said Ron and sat down next to Dean.
"Damn. Who's left?"
"Ohh," groaned Malfloy, as he moved his Bag to the side. Malfloy was also sitting next to Snape.
"Just great," thought Harry in his head, "Just my lucky day isn't it? My Best friend, ditches me for Dean, and I can't even sit next to my Crush. My life is just great."
"Passengers please watch as we go through our short safety video now," said the flight attendant.
They watch up to the part where the oxygen masks feel from above, when Malfloy said, "Pay attention Potter, I'm not going to be helping you with any of this."
"I wasn't expecting you to Malfloy."
"Well I just thought that when it said adults help the children after they put on their breathing masks made you feel as if you didn't have to listen."
"Ha-Ha, your jokes are staler then any bread I've ever eaten."
"And your puns aren't too puny."
"And yo Mamma is the ugliest women I've ever met."
"Don't you diss my Mamma!" Screamed Malfloy. He jumped onto Harry, and jabbed him a couple times. Lupin and Black had to help separate the two, who were still hurling insults at each other.
"Yo mamma's so fat that when she wore a yellow dress, people yelled, 'Taxi.'"
"Well, Yo mamma's so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mother."
"Yo mamma's so stupid that she stared at the Orange Juice container for an hour because it said, 'concentrate.'"
Finally Dumbledore switched places with Draco, so the seat partnering was like so:
Cho and Hermionie
Snape, Harry, and Dumbledore
Dean and Ron
Sirius, Draco and Remus,
The flight was quit pleasant for the rest of the time. Except for the last group of three, Sirius, Draco and Remus.
"Stop looking at me," whined Draco.
"I'm not looking at you," said Remus.
"Yes you are. Are you planning on eating me?"
"No," said a rather irritated Remus.
Malfloy turned his head to be staring at Sirius Black.
"Just great. I'm stuck with Werewolf man and 'lets go murder people and laugh because I have a twisted sense of humor,' man. My life really is going done the drain."
"Shut up Malfloy," Sirius said to him.
"Why does everyone call me by my last name I would like to know that."
At this point a very aggravated Remus took off his sock and shoved it into Malfloy's mouth. "SHUT UP!" Sirius and Remus gave each other a high-five.
Except for that incident the ride was pretty calm. When the drinks came around everyone decided that water would be safest.
Soon it was 4:30 (their flight had taken of early and got there early) and it was time for our Hogwarts students, teachers, and fugitive to get down.
****But, before we get to that, lets rewind back to around 2:00 that same day. ****
****At Pyle Middle School in Miss Wellington's class****
Rebecca stared at the clock. "Ok," she thought. "2:00, I get out this place at 2:40, lets hope I can survive till then." Just then the PA made an announcement to the class that Rebecca was in. She stole a quick glance to her friends, July, Geetali, Mariel, and Kelly.
"PLEASE SEND The FALLOWING PEOPLE TO The OFFICE TO GO FOR The DAY, PLEASE: GEETALI, JULY, MARIEL, KELLY, REBECCA, AND EZRA," The PA women said. The kids all looked at each other.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!" Yelled Mariel.
"Oooooouuuuhhhh, you guys are in trouble, aaawww," Ryan Bresburg said.
The six students trooped out of the room. Ms. Wellington called after them, "Remember, chapter 6 in the textbook and questions 1-10." All the kids groaned.
The six of them walked down to the office in silence. They passed two of their other friends, Lydia and Brian.
"How goes it?" asked July.
"Going to the office, and I swear, what ever it was I didn't do it," said Brian.
"Hmmm, guilty conscious," asked Geetali, she then started giggling hysterically.
"Stop laughing you silly girl," July said.
"Ya Geetali, you're making us look like a freak show," Lydia said.
The eight students arrived at Dr. Doran's office. They entered it cautiously.
"Hello," Dr. D said to the students.
"Hi," came the lazy reply from the students.
"Jelly Beans?"
"Sure," Brian and Ezra said. Together they each took one and ate it.
"Uhhhhggg, this tastes like salt!" Ezra said spitting out his jellybean. "What is this?"
"Ya, well mine tastes like Bile!" Brian said spitting out his jellybean.
"Muh-ha-ha! I put a curse on you!" said Geetali, laughing her head off, "Just like the way I put a curse on Rebecca during Halloween."
"Right Geetali," Mariel said, taking a step away from her, "What ever you say!"
"Did you know that we will be having very special students visiting us all the way from England?" Asked Dr. D.
"Nope," said Lydia, "and why would this exactly concern us?"
"Well we are having guests over, and I just wanted to see if any of you eight would like to show your Panther pride by letting the students from England fallow you around."
"You mean like the little French kids?" asked Mariel. "They're going to stalk us everywhere we go? Not a moments rest, constantly followed, by a shadow that won't even go away at noon?"
"Yes, kind of like the French students, but they will be spending their time at the Bethesda Hyatt."
"Cool," Geetali said.
"Do you know what that means Mariel?" asked Rebecca.
"Yes, I think I do," she replied.
Together they screamed, "Elevator time!!"
"So, would you help out with these students?"
"Sure," they all said, after all, there was literally nothing required.
"You will also be excused from any homework assigned during the exchange students visit."
"SCORE!" yelled Ezra jumping up into the air.
"When will they come?" asked Kelly, the only practical person in the group of friends.
"5:00, today."
"WHAT?! Isn't that a bit to close?"
"No, nothing ever is to close or soon."
"Right."
"So, go tell your parents, bring your stuff, you'll stay in the Hyatt too, because well, there's a bit of a catch."
"Wait a sec, what's the catch?"
"Well, hmm, how should I put this...I know! Have you ever read the Harry Potter series?"
July looked as if Dr. D asked if she had ever breathed. "OF COURSE WE HAVE!!"
"Well, lets just say that it's real, and that the real Harry is visiting us."
"Whatever, I don't really care," said Kelly with the role of her eyes.
Rebecca, July, Geetali, and Mariel stared at her, they had all loved the books, Geetali and July more, but still.
"SO LETS GO!" said Dr. D.
"This seems like a cheesy fanfic," said Brian.
"You can read?" asked Rebecca in shock.
"Yes, I can," he replied irritably.
"WOW!" Exclaimed Mariel and July at the same time.
The group trooped out to their lockers and to pack up for the day. They then went home, packed, Bla, Bla, Bla. Then they went to the Hyatt (you know the drill).
****At the airport****
"We are in the United States of America!" exclaimed Fred.
"Were are the beautiful women in bikinis running around?" asked George.
"I don't know," said Sirius standing on his tiptoes, looking around.
****Baggage claim, etc.****
"Here is my friend Dr. Doran!!" Yelled Dumbledore.
The others looked up to see who he was talking about. There in front of them was a man of average height with Dark Brown hair. His beard was brown and white, and he had on a smile. "Dumbledore, Hello!"
"Hello my favorite soccer buddy!" The two embraced.
"Lets go," stated Dr. D.
They went to the car, etc.
****Voldemort****
Voldemort sat on the plane, anxious for it to take off. He was sitting next to Wormtail and some little boy. The little boy picked up a book that was a little bigger then him called Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
"Do you like Harry Potter?" asked Voldemort
"Ya, he's my hero," said the little boy looking up. His hair was died black and very messy. He had on some glasses (which had the lenses punched out) and tried to speak in an English accent. "I want to be just like him."
"I personally think that he's a loser," Voldemort said, and it was obviously the wrong thing to say.
"WHAT! He could beat you up with his eyes blindfolded!"
"NO HE COULDN'T!"
"COULD TO!"
"COULD NOT!"
"COULD TO!"
"COULD NOT!"
"COULD TO!"
"COULD NOT!"
"YOU'RE A LOSER!" screamed the boy, "Harry Potter kicked Voldemort's butt four times!"
"He wouldn't be famous if it weren't for me- I mean Voldemort, the greatest dark wizard in the world!"
"HAHA!! Voldemort couldn't perform "Lumos," if he tried!"
"YES HE COULD!"
"NO HE COULDN'T!"
"GO AWAY!" Voldemort said. He then turned to Wormtail and asked, "Do you think I'm a loser?"
"No master, you're the best."
"GROUP HUG!" Yelled Voldemort, and hugged the boy and Wormtail.
"You're a freak!" Yelled the Boy.
"IF I HAD MY WAND WITH ME, YOU WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW!!"
"You want to be Harry Potter too?" asked the boy.
"NO I DON'T,"
"But wouldn't it be fun?"
"No it wouldn't."
"Yes it would, just think about, everybody knows you. Everybody wants to be you, your worshiped by kids all around the world," concluded the boy looking very far away.
"I think it would be better to be the great Voldemort, he's so much cooler," said the Dark Lord.
"No, he's a wannabe, nobody likes him."
Voldemort turned his head to the side, and let a tear slide down his face. It just struck him that everyone hates him, and that nobody was his real friend.
****AT the HYATT****
The American students felt a bit nervous, 'cause after all, this is Harry Potter and Co. we're talking about.
Geetali was wearing her Green Abrocrombie shirt with the hood. She had on some black pants, and her hair was in a high ponytail. She had stopped wearing it down since Rebecca kept on saying that it made her look like Fara Faucet from the old Charlie's Angles. Mariel was wearing her read tank top, with her white Capri's (very classy). Her blond hair was put into a half ponytail. July had on her green tank top and traditional Blue Jeans. Her curly brownish blondish hair was put down. Kelly had her brown hair in a ponytail and was wearing a blue long sleeve shirt and some Blue Jeans on. Lydia was wearing her shirt from the Wet Seal and had on her faded jeans. Her brown strait hair was down, something that she rarely did. Rebecca had on her "I need Therapy," shirt on with her dark blue jeans. Her black hair was in a ponytail. (She and Geetali were Indian). Brian had on his Quicksilver shirt on and some jeans, while Ezra had on his black O ' Nell shirt on and some pants on (take your pick, tight leather, jeans, short-shorts, or other). His red hair was in order, and Brian's hair was gelled, like usual.
Then the fatal moment happened. The kids from the Potter series met the kids from Pyle, and do you know what the kids from Pyle did? They laughed. Now this may seem usual, but actually they had a good reason. You see, Malfloy probably had no idea what you were suppose to wear to any muggle get together. He was wearing tight, AND I MEAN TIGHT, TIGHT leather pants, and a neon green shirt. He looked almost as ridicules as Voldemort.
"What's so funny?" asked oblivious Malfloy. At this point the Hogwarts students couldn't help it either, they erupted into loud laughter. Lupin and Black Guffawed as well. So, our characters got off to a good start, all except Malfloy and Snape (we can deal with them later.)
"It's nice to see you all so happy!" exclaimed Dumbledore.
"Yes, it really is, but now I think we should read off the list with who gets to spend their time with who," said Dr. D.
The children hushed up, but Geetali was coughing away, trying to suppress her giggles. Lydia whacked her on the back as an indication to stop.
"Very well then, here are the papers with the important info you will need." He handed out the sheets. This is what they looked like:
PARTNERS
Cho & Brian
Harry & Ezra
Ron & Geetali
Dean & Lydia
Fred & Rebecca
George & Mariel
Hermionie & July
Draco & Kelly
ROOMS
They will be one gender a room.
CHAPERONES
1. SIRIUS BLACK
2. REMUS LUPIN
3. SERVIUS SNAPE
"Ohhh, Kelly, you're screwed!" said Lydia. Geetali of course started laughing.
"STOP LAUGHING, you sugar addict!" Yelled Mariel.
"So, go make friends, and Don't be to loud."
"Where are you two going to be?" asked Lupin
"Ya you weren't on the sheet," said Ezra.
"Well, for now, we'll be at my house," said Dr. D, "Bye." And with that the two disappeared.
"That was just weird," July said shaking her head.
"Ya," the rest said.
"So, I think that we should unpack etc, then meet in one room to hang out for a while," said Lupin.
"Good idea Professor Lupin," said Geetali.
The groups trooped of and did their thing. They then meet in room 204 (Black, Lupin, and Snape's room.)
"PARTY!" screamed the Weasley twins.
"Not while I'm around," said Snape.
"Ohhh," the all the kids said.
"Let's play strip Poker!" Exclaimed Ezra.
"NO!" Said Snape.
"How about Spin the Bottle?" asked Brian
"NO!" said Snape again.
"You must not be invited to parties that often," observed Kelly. "You'd probably ruin it completely. I'd hate to see what you do in your free time, sit around and stare at the grass growing? No wait a sec, that's to wild isn't it?" Everyone smiled at this remark, including Malfloy.
"What else is there to do?" asked Dean.
"There's got to be something else," said Ron.
"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Rebecca.
"Yes I think so," said Mariel grinning evilly.
"Ohh, that," said Geetali.
Kelly smirked, she knew exactly what her hyperactive friends were thinking.
"Did I miss something?" asked Harry.
"I'm just as lost as you," said Ezra.
"Word," replied Brian, who was a very Ghetto kinda guy.
"Truth or Dare you dumb asses!" Said July.
"Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!" Exclaimed Snape.
"Why not?" asked Hermionie.
"It's just a silly game," Cho added.
"Ya, by the way, since when where you elected president?" asked Lydia.
"Go Bush!" yelled July. Everyone turned to her.
"Bush is a loser," said Dean.
"YES!" said all the Democrats in the room.
"But so is Gore," Rebecca added.
"True," said the Democrats.
"Well that's off topic, so lets play the game!" said Brian.
"How do you play?" asked Harry.
Rebecca turned to him in shock. "You don't know how to play Truth or Dare?!?"
"Nope."
"K, so what happens is someone asks truth or dare. Truths are personal questions. Dares make you do stuff. If you don't want to do it, then you "Fireball" it. That's when you take off an article of clothing. Got it?"
"Ya I guess," said Harry.
"So we are all playing, grown ups included?" asked Kelly.
"Ya, sure!" said Lupin and Black.
"Fine," Snape said reluctantly.
"OK, I'll go first," said Lydia. She looked around the room. "Truth or Dare Kelly?"
"Truth,"
"Who do you like?"
"Lydia that is the easiest question I've ever heard, Danny, DUH!"
"NEW RULE!" Yelled Mariel standing up on top of the desk. "No, WHO DO YOU LIKE, questions, K?"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Ok..." said Kelly, "Snape, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," he said. "How hard could it be?"
"Ok, run through the hall way with JUST YOUR UNDERWEAR ON!" She said. Everyone began cracking up.
"Do I have to?" he asked looking at the floor.
"Yep," she said.
"Ok," he mumbled and pulled off his shirt and pants. He had on bunny boxers.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Everyone in the room laughed. July pulled out her camera and took a picture.
"I'll make copies," she said with a wicked grin.
"Ok, Snape, leave your keys here, and go, run!" Kelly said.
Snape ran out of the room and began running around the hallways. As soon as he did the Weasley twins closed the door. "Whoops!" they both said with evil grins on their faces.
A minute later there was a knock at the door. "Can you let me in please?" asked Snape.
"What's that?" asked Ron.
"LET ME IN NOW!" Snape said, banging onto the door. "IF YOU DON'T YOUR ALL FAILING POTIONS!"
At this point people from the surrounding rooms came out of their rooms to see what was happening. Now, if you were a stranger and saw this happening, this is what you would have probably seen: a man with very greasy hair and a goatee wearing Pink Bunny boxers banging on the door, and foaming at the mouth.
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