DISCLAIMER: I OWN NONE OF The HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! I ALSO DON'T OWN Baby got Back. Comprendo? SO DON'T SUE!
PS- NO Offence to J-Lo, Sirius, or Lupin! (Actually, they're two of my favorite characters)
Where was it that we last left off...hmmm...yes, yes...Snape was pounding on the door of the hotel room. Let's continue, shall we?
"PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU LET ME IN!"
"What da ya say fellas? Do we let 'im in, or do we leave 'im out?" asked Black, looking lazily at the door.
"Nah, I saw we leave him out there for, like about, ohhhh, I dunno, another two minutes?" asked Mariel.
"I think he's suffered enough," said Lydia, who was almost always a very kind person (with a good sense of humor).
"What do you say Kelly? It was your dare," asked Dean, turning his head towards Kelly.
"Oh, all right we can let him in now, I just hope he isn't really upset or anything," she added thoughtfully. She walked over to the door, and turned the handle slowly. She was savoring the moment (after all, how many times have you gotten to lock out a teacher who is wearing only Bunny Boxers?). The door swung open and Snape jumped in.
"I'll get you all back, mark my words."
"OK then, it's your turn to pick someone," said Mariel.
"Ron."
Ron had been in his own little dream world up until now, so he was a bit shaken. "What?"
"Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," he stated (he wanted to be on the safe side.)
A smirk formed on Snape's lips. "Who would you rather make out with, and why?"
Ron sighed, he had gotten an easy question, he would just pick the prettiest girl out of the group.
"Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter, Dean Thomas, Draco Malfloy, Brian, or Ezra?" he asked.
"Uhhh, uhhh..." poor Ronny was terribly confused.
"Remember, you can fireball," Geetali added, she felt very sorry for him.
"Umm, Harry Potter because he is my best friend and he probably wouldn't tease me about it," Ron said quickly.
"I'd make out with you too," said Harry. Everyone in the room gave him a funny look. "What?" he asked.
"OK," Ron quickly said, he really wanted to change the subject. "Truth or Dare, Geetali?"
"Hey, you said my name right! Thanks!" Geetali said in a very appreciated way. "Um, I think I'll take truth."
"Who do you like?" questioned Ron.
"Fireball," Geetali replied and took off one of her earrings. "So, Rebecca, what'll it be?"
"Dare," Mariel said without hesitation.
Geetali squealed, "One word...Kariokee!"
"NNNNOOOOO!!!!!" Mariel said with a loud groan.
"To bad, but I will let you pick your song."
"Ok, fine," said Mariel as she picked up the bunch of CD's on the ground. "Found it! Ok here I go," said Mariel, turning on the CD player and getting into a stance.
"Oh my god Becky, look at her butt." Mariel said as she took out a picture of Jennifer Lopez, whose butt was very visible.
"It is sooo big. It's just like out there.
Ya I know, she looks like one of those rapper guys girlfriends.
Who understands those rap guys? They only like her because she looks like a complete prostitute.
Ya..." Mariel said (not sang).
"Hey you're singing our song, can I join?" Rebecca asked Geetali, who nodded.
I'm coming Mariel!" Yelled Rebecca and she jumped up to join her friend, and together they sang:
"I like Big Butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face you get sprung..." and the continued singing till the end of the song.
"WOW, that was really funny," Ezra said laughing, because the girls had made it rather humorous.
"The girls at my old school use to have a dance to it," said Brian.
Everyone else was amused with their dance, except for Snape.
"Hey, so I guess I can pick someone. Ok," Mariel looked around. "Sirius, truth or dare?"
"Finally! I thought you might have forgotten about Remus and me. Ok, I think I'll take Dare."
Mariel smiled, as her quick evil mind racing with possible ways to torment him. "You're going to have to French with someone in the room, let me think of who." At this Cho looked up hopefully, she wanted to be the lucky girl.
"Sure!" Sirius stated
"Ok, I've got it. You have to-to..." Mariel started to giggle, "French with Remus for a minute!" This was a very strange request.
"What, that dare is the..." but before Remus could finish his statement, Sirius started making out with him. You could also see Sirius's tongue, he was trying to stick it into the back of Remus's throat. Remus tried to break away, but all attempts were unsuccessful. After what seemed a minute Sirius stopped, and bowed.
"You perv!" said Remus, looking completely horrified.
"You're a pretty good kisser," Sirius joked.
"I really didn't need to hear that," said wide-eyed Fred.
"I don't think anybody wanted to hear that," commented George.
But before they could finish their conversation, someone knocked on the door. July got up slowly and opened it. Standing there was a man wearing pink bunny slippers with some PJ's on. "SHUT UP! SOME PEOPLE WANT TO SLEEP!!" With this he slammed the door and stalked off.
"Guess we got to go, bye!" said Rebecca getting up with Mariel, Cho and Kelly.
"Bye," and with that everyone went to sleep.
****Voldemort****
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy to Voldemort.
"I *sniffle* have no-no-no friends!!" cried Voldemort, he had burst into tears.
"There, there, we all go through that sort of phase," said the boy in a very kind way.
"How would you know?"
"My parents are shrinks. I hear this stuff everyday," said the boy reaching into his backpack. He pulled out a tissue and handed it to Voldemort. "You're going to be fine," he said patting the Dark Lord on the back. "Would you like to talk about?" The boy had finally dropped the English accent.
"No," said Voldie.
Hmm, thought the boy, what does mommy do when this happens? I know, she talks about other stuff. "What's your favorite color?"
"Black," said Voldemort with little hesitation.
"Yes, yes," said the boy scribbling it down into a notebook. "Do you ever feel depressed? Black can be a very depressing color."
"Umm, no, but I do get sudden urges."
"What type of urges, urges to go to the mall, cook, laugh, what type of urges?"
"Urges to kill."
"I see, now what were the jobs of your parents when you were little."
"I was an orphan, my father didn't want me, and my mother died giving birth to me."
"It's all beginning to make sense."
"What?" asked Voldemort.
"You see, you feel responsible for your mother's death. I just want you to know it's not your fault. These things happen, so just don't blame yourself."
Voldie thought about this for a while. "I guess I do feel that way sometimes."
"See. Is there anything else you would like to talk about?"
And so continued the conversation with the little boy and Voldemort.
"Thank you so much for this time," Voldemort said as they were getting up to leave.
"No problem, and remember, anything is possible, and that you shouldn't be angry at one person forever."
They boarded off the plane, and Voldemort saw his sister. "Ohhh you're here Jessie!"
"Yes I am," said the cold voice of his sister. "Hurry up and get your stuff.
They ride home, etc.
The next day at the Hyatt.
"Morning," said a groggy Black.
"Morning," said Fred as he walked into the room.
"What are we doing today?" asked Ezra
"I don't know Ezrina," giggled Geetali.
"How can you be so hyper in the morning?" asked Lupin to Geetali.
"She probably has a secret stash of sugar some where here," said Ron, grinning.
"Yep, that seems like Geetali," said Mariel as she and Rebecca entered the room.
"WWWWWWUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUPPPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!?" screamed Brian jumping into the room.
"Go away," said a tired Draco, strutting into the room.
"Buzz off, git!" said Ron to Draco as he through a pillow at him.
"What was that? Two hundred points taken away from Griffindor!" snapped Snape.
"Go away," said Sirius.
I know that this was a short chapter, only 4 pages long when I typed it, but just be happy that you got it. I need 10 new reviews for THIS chapter, other wise I'm not posting again. (The only reason why I'm posting now is because, it's a weekend and I have nothing better to do.)
PS- NO Offence to J-Lo, Sirius, or Lupin! (Actually, they're two of my favorite characters)
Where was it that we last left off...hmmm...yes, yes...Snape was pounding on the door of the hotel room. Let's continue, shall we?
"PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU LET ME IN!"
"What da ya say fellas? Do we let 'im in, or do we leave 'im out?" asked Black, looking lazily at the door.
"Nah, I saw we leave him out there for, like about, ohhhh, I dunno, another two minutes?" asked Mariel.
"I think he's suffered enough," said Lydia, who was almost always a very kind person (with a good sense of humor).
"What do you say Kelly? It was your dare," asked Dean, turning his head towards Kelly.
"Oh, all right we can let him in now, I just hope he isn't really upset or anything," she added thoughtfully. She walked over to the door, and turned the handle slowly. She was savoring the moment (after all, how many times have you gotten to lock out a teacher who is wearing only Bunny Boxers?). The door swung open and Snape jumped in.
"I'll get you all back, mark my words."
"OK then, it's your turn to pick someone," said Mariel.
"Ron."
Ron had been in his own little dream world up until now, so he was a bit shaken. "What?"
"Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," he stated (he wanted to be on the safe side.)
A smirk formed on Snape's lips. "Who would you rather make out with, and why?"
Ron sighed, he had gotten an easy question, he would just pick the prettiest girl out of the group.
"Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter, Dean Thomas, Draco Malfloy, Brian, or Ezra?" he asked.
"Uhhh, uhhh..." poor Ronny was terribly confused.
"Remember, you can fireball," Geetali added, she felt very sorry for him.
"Umm, Harry Potter because he is my best friend and he probably wouldn't tease me about it," Ron said quickly.
"I'd make out with you too," said Harry. Everyone in the room gave him a funny look. "What?" he asked.
"OK," Ron quickly said, he really wanted to change the subject. "Truth or Dare, Geetali?"
"Hey, you said my name right! Thanks!" Geetali said in a very appreciated way. "Um, I think I'll take truth."
"Who do you like?" questioned Ron.
"Fireball," Geetali replied and took off one of her earrings. "So, Rebecca, what'll it be?"
"Dare," Mariel said without hesitation.
Geetali squealed, "One word...Kariokee!"
"NNNNOOOOO!!!!!" Mariel said with a loud groan.
"To bad, but I will let you pick your song."
"Ok, fine," said Mariel as she picked up the bunch of CD's on the ground. "Found it! Ok here I go," said Mariel, turning on the CD player and getting into a stance.
"Oh my god Becky, look at her butt." Mariel said as she took out a picture of Jennifer Lopez, whose butt was very visible.
"It is sooo big. It's just like out there.
Ya I know, she looks like one of those rapper guys girlfriends.
Who understands those rap guys? They only like her because she looks like a complete prostitute.
Ya..." Mariel said (not sang).
"Hey you're singing our song, can I join?" Rebecca asked Geetali, who nodded.
I'm coming Mariel!" Yelled Rebecca and she jumped up to join her friend, and together they sang:
"I like Big Butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face you get sprung..." and the continued singing till the end of the song.
"WOW, that was really funny," Ezra said laughing, because the girls had made it rather humorous.
"The girls at my old school use to have a dance to it," said Brian.
Everyone else was amused with their dance, except for Snape.
"Hey, so I guess I can pick someone. Ok," Mariel looked around. "Sirius, truth or dare?"
"Finally! I thought you might have forgotten about Remus and me. Ok, I think I'll take Dare."
Mariel smiled, as her quick evil mind racing with possible ways to torment him. "You're going to have to French with someone in the room, let me think of who." At this Cho looked up hopefully, she wanted to be the lucky girl.
"Sure!" Sirius stated
"Ok, I've got it. You have to-to..." Mariel started to giggle, "French with Remus for a minute!" This was a very strange request.
"What, that dare is the..." but before Remus could finish his statement, Sirius started making out with him. You could also see Sirius's tongue, he was trying to stick it into the back of Remus's throat. Remus tried to break away, but all attempts were unsuccessful. After what seemed a minute Sirius stopped, and bowed.
"You perv!" said Remus, looking completely horrified.
"You're a pretty good kisser," Sirius joked.
"I really didn't need to hear that," said wide-eyed Fred.
"I don't think anybody wanted to hear that," commented George.
But before they could finish their conversation, someone knocked on the door. July got up slowly and opened it. Standing there was a man wearing pink bunny slippers with some PJ's on. "SHUT UP! SOME PEOPLE WANT TO SLEEP!!" With this he slammed the door and stalked off.
"Guess we got to go, bye!" said Rebecca getting up with Mariel, Cho and Kelly.
"Bye," and with that everyone went to sleep.
****Voldemort****
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy to Voldemort.
"I *sniffle* have no-no-no friends!!" cried Voldemort, he had burst into tears.
"There, there, we all go through that sort of phase," said the boy in a very kind way.
"How would you know?"
"My parents are shrinks. I hear this stuff everyday," said the boy reaching into his backpack. He pulled out a tissue and handed it to Voldemort. "You're going to be fine," he said patting the Dark Lord on the back. "Would you like to talk about?" The boy had finally dropped the English accent.
"No," said Voldie.
Hmm, thought the boy, what does mommy do when this happens? I know, she talks about other stuff. "What's your favorite color?"
"Black," said Voldemort with little hesitation.
"Yes, yes," said the boy scribbling it down into a notebook. "Do you ever feel depressed? Black can be a very depressing color."
"Umm, no, but I do get sudden urges."
"What type of urges, urges to go to the mall, cook, laugh, what type of urges?"
"Urges to kill."
"I see, now what were the jobs of your parents when you were little."
"I was an orphan, my father didn't want me, and my mother died giving birth to me."
"It's all beginning to make sense."
"What?" asked Voldemort.
"You see, you feel responsible for your mother's death. I just want you to know it's not your fault. These things happen, so just don't blame yourself."
Voldie thought about this for a while. "I guess I do feel that way sometimes."
"See. Is there anything else you would like to talk about?"
And so continued the conversation with the little boy and Voldemort.
"Thank you so much for this time," Voldemort said as they were getting up to leave.
"No problem, and remember, anything is possible, and that you shouldn't be angry at one person forever."
They boarded off the plane, and Voldemort saw his sister. "Ohhh you're here Jessie!"
"Yes I am," said the cold voice of his sister. "Hurry up and get your stuff.
They ride home, etc.
The next day at the Hyatt.
"Morning," said a groggy Black.
"Morning," said Fred as he walked into the room.
"What are we doing today?" asked Ezra
"I don't know Ezrina," giggled Geetali.
"How can you be so hyper in the morning?" asked Lupin to Geetali.
"She probably has a secret stash of sugar some where here," said Ron, grinning.
"Yep, that seems like Geetali," said Mariel as she and Rebecca entered the room.
"WWWWWWUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUPPPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!?" screamed Brian jumping into the room.
"Go away," said a tired Draco, strutting into the room.
"Buzz off, git!" said Ron to Draco as he through a pillow at him.
"What was that? Two hundred points taken away from Griffindor!" snapped Snape.
"Go away," said Sirius.
I know that this was a short chapter, only 4 pages long when I typed it, but just be happy that you got it. I need 10 new reviews for THIS chapter, other wise I'm not posting again. (The only reason why I'm posting now is because, it's a weekend and I have nothing better to do.)