DISCLAIMER: I OWN NONE OF THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! (a.k.a., DON'T SUE!!)
Special thanks to: Amaria Rosettie, for typing the first 2 pages (I was dictation her) and for using your fancy vocab.
Authors note: I'm so sorry for the other story being too slashy. Please forgive me! Sorry for the extensive Vocab this is something that wasn't my fault. Also sorry to the following people: Ezra and Lydia. Lydia sorry because I didn't make you talk too much in chapter 2, but if you didn't realize, IT WAS REALLY SHORT! Ezra, when you read ahead, you'll know what I'm talking about.
Chapter 3
"What should we do?" bemoaned Dean.
Lydia all of the sudden jumped out of her seat. "I have a great idea!" She sing-songed. "Let's go to the ma-all! Let's go to the ma-all!"
"Yeah!" Cho seconded.
"Let's go!" July said jumping up and down, her bad temper gone (she's a very cranky person in the morning).
All the guys groaned, except for Ezra, who started to smile. "Yay! The mall! Like, yeah! I love the mall!" He looked around, then said, "I mean, the mall. Boo!"
Rebecca grabbed Lupin by the hand and pulled him towards the door. "Lets go!"
With that, they all left to go to that place, etc.
At Voldemort's sister's house
"Five more minutes, mommy," he murmured, taking his thumb out from his mouth as he clutched his favorite teddybear, JoeSmith.
"Come now," the wicked Jessie Wellington said, rubbing her hands together evilly. "Time to plot."
****The Mall****
Ezra grabbed Brian, "We have to go to this store!" he said excitedly, pointing to the Bath & Body Works. "I just love Cucumber Melon, I'm wearing some now! I used to like sun-ripened raspberry, but that went out of style. I want to try the new coconut stuff, do you think it'll smell good?"
"Whoa, whoa, not right now, okay?" he said, ducking to hide behind his girl friend July, who was more than a head shorter than he was.
"We're not here for you!" Lydia yelled to Ezra. "We're here to go shopping for the English students."
"OK, lets divide up into groups," George suggested.
July said in a very commanding way, "Okay, lets see, there's nineteen people..." July did simple mental calculations, "And that's a prime number...but if we split into three groups, with one group having seven...so it would be groups of six.
"Very good July!" said Rebecca in a sarcastic way.
"The only thing is," Hermionie reflecting thoughtfully, "We'll have to split up the partnerships that Dr. D. and Professor Dumbledore gave us. How about:
Brian, Cho, July, Lydia, Dean, Snape
Malfoy, George, Fred, Mariel, Becca, Remus
Kelly, Geetali, Sirius, Ron, Harry, Ezra, Hermione."
"Whatever, let's go guys," Kelly said.
They all separated into their individual groups.
****Snape's group****
In Snape's group, the main tour guides were really Lydia and July (Brian, although American, tended to get lost in the mall.) "We have to give a makeover," said Lydia seriously to Snape when they were at the top floor of the mall, in the makeup section. "How much money do you have?"
Snape looked horrified.
"Yeah! Lets make him over!" July shrieked. "There's Estée Lauder!"
"Ooh, Cover Girl!" Lydia exclaimed.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIGOD!" Cho screamed, and half the mall came to a dead halt. "I've heard about this place! Where you get makeup! But you have to apply it without a spell! OOOOOmigod, you guys are so, like, totally behind!"
Snape groaned, but quickly retook authority. "As chaperone, I command that we go to the Court of Food to make a Bond Investment in Hamburgers. No makeup."
"Are you kidding?" Cho trilled, and his six charges, laughing, dragged them over to the Clinique counter.
"Yes?" the saleslady asked imperiously.
"Our friend here would like a makeover," July announced, fighting to keep her face straight. "He's so shy, he just won't admit it."
At these words, Snape sunk further into the booth seat and Brian and Dean laughed loudly. Lydia giggled helplessly beside them.
"Uh-oh," Snape muttered, wishing he'd thought to bring his wand to the mall with him.
*****Lupin's Group*****
"I don't need any new clothes, and I don't think Becca, Fred, or George does. But Remus. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You do," Mariel intoned in an ominous way, the rest of the group shaking their heads in agreement. "At one point in your life," Mariel continued, "you might have been cool, but look what you've become. Take a deep look!" She paused dramatically for him to reflect on his new self. "You are not the child you once were. Where is your troublemaking spirit? We need to get you some cool lessons."
"He doesn't have enough money," stated Malfoy, not looking even slightly regretful.
"Don't even get me started on you, Malfoy," Mariel flipped around, pointing a venomous finger at Malfoy's Pokémon shoes.
"I think they're in," said Malfoy defensively, "and if I think they're in, then they're in."
"SO, what do you want to do?" asked Lupin.
"Ummmm, lets go to Contempo!" said Rebecca.
"Sure!" Mariel said, and with that the two girls dragged the 4 guys down to Contempo Casual.
****Sirius's Group****
"OK guys, we have about 2 hours to do whatever, so what'll it be?"
"Lets go shoe shopping!" Exclaimed Geetali.
"No," said Harry, Ron, Sirius, and Ezra.
"Fine," said Kelly, "got any better ideas?"
Before anyone in the group could respond a girl with long brown hair walked up to them.
"Do you believe in Wabbits?" she asked.
"Izzy!" Geetali exclaimed.
"Gee!" said Isabel as she and Geetali hugged. "What are you doing here?"
"Shopping," Hermionie replied.
"I see."
"So, is this one of your friends?" asked Ron.
"Uhh, ya!" said Kelly.
"So, who are your new friends?"
"This is Ezra, obviously," said Geetali rolling her eyes. She and Ezra couldn't be in the same room for more then two minutes without having a fight. She and Ezra had been the victims of MUGE (Match up Geetali and Ezra). It was bloodshed after that.
"This is Hermionie, Sirius, and Ron," said Kelly.
"And who's the Brunette?" asked Izzy.
All this time Harry had been looking at Isabel. He thought that she was very hot. "Harry," he said shyly looking at the ground.
"Way cool," said the hyper Isabel.
"We don't know what to do," said Ron.
"You don't know what to do?!" questioned a horrified Isabel. "You don't know what to do in the mall, the best place in the whole wide world (except for other malls)?!"
"Pretty much, ya," said Ezra.
"Come, we shop!" Isabel exclaimed and grabbed Sirius's hand. They went of to shop at the mall (DUH!)
****Snape's Group****
"Here you go," the saleslady said in her nasally voice. She showed Snape the mirror.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" caterwauled Snape. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!"
Cho started to talk, "First we browned your skin tone color, this bronzy-brown, by Cover-Girl. Then we did your eyelashes. We curled them and then put on some Cover-Girl Eyelash enhance. Lydia, you take it from here," Cho concluded.
"Well, we put on some bright red eye shadow, to really show off the color of your eyes. Yes, and we also put on some dark maroon lipstick, that looks like lipgloss, but without all that greasy feeling. What's not to like?
"I look like a DRAG QUEEN!" shouted Snape.
"So?" asked Dean. "There are tons of Drag Queens in the states. You'll fit in."
"HA-HA-HA!!! 200 POINTS FORM YOUR HOUSE!!"
"Umm, sir, we're not in school."
"F*** YOU!" screamed Snape.
"Watch your language," Lydia said.
"GO TO HELL!" Screamed Snape.
Lydia sniffled and turned her head to the side and began to cry.
"Oh I didn't mean it!" Exclaimed an alarmed Snape, he didn't want a cringing kid on his hands.
"Say your sorry!" she cried
"Ya Snape, be nice, or at least civil," said July (He-He-He, I'm making fun of someone for something!)
"I'm sorry, what can I do to make it up for you?" asked Snape.
At this Lydia looked up. "Anything?" she asked wickedly.
"Yes, anything."
"Jump up and down!" With that Snape jumped up and down. "Yeah! Do it again, do it again!" He continued jumping. Lydia squealed with delight as she watched a man/woman jump up and down.
"At least the two hours is almost up," Snape mumbled.
That is how Snape's group spent two hours at the mall.
****Lupin's Group****
"So, first we got to find some good music for you," said Fred, "We'll help you too
Malfoy."
"I don't need any help," said Malfoy as they all walked into the CD shop.
"OHHH!!" Yelled George, "It's the Backstreet Boys!"
"*Nsync is so much better!" said Fred to his brother.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"STOP IT!" Yelled Rebecca covering her ears.
"Let's go," Mariel said motioning towards the 'Rock' section.
"Here," Rebecca said tossing Lupin a couple CDs. They where: The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Limp Bizket, Green Day (Ya!), Blink 182 (Double Ya!) and a variety of other rock groups that range from good to Great. They went to the Cashier and paid, etc, etc.
That is how Lupin's group spent 2 hours at the mall.
****Sirius's Group****
"Ok, what else would you like to buy?" asked Izzy as she shoved a bunch of American Eagle stuff to Harry. "GO! BUY!" She commanded.
"K," he said and bought the stuff.
"So,' Hermionie said, "Who's that?" she asked as she pointed to a weird looking guy.
"Oh, that loser?" asked Geetali.
"That's Noe Jacser, he's a freak, DON'T TALK TO HIM!" said Kelly, but it was a little late, as Hermionie sat down next to him and began to flirt with him.
"We lost her," Ezra said.
"Yep," Sirius said.
"Most Certainly," Ron commented.
"Poor kid," Harry said.
"Ok," said Isabel, "Let's go, 2 hours is up!"
****TOGETHER AGAIN (almost, with a sidekick)****
The group gathered together at the food court. "Where's Hermionie?" asked Cho, not like she cared.
"There," Rebecca said pointing to a girl flirting with a boy.
"'Mien, come on!" said Ron.
"Noe, said he'd give me a ride, and don't be worried if I'm a little late," she said.
"OK then," said Sirius.
"Let's go," Lupin said, struggling to hold the bag full (and I mean FULL) of CDs.
They went.
****Voldemort sister's house****
"What is this contraption?" asked Voldemort pointing to a computer.
"It's called a computer."
"I see, hmmm, and how does this mompiter work?"
"You turn it on and then you might go to the Internet and do things online."
"Interesting," Voldie said, studying the machine.
"Yes, I know, but now back to the plan. You do know the plan?"
"Yes, Yes, No, No."
Jessie rolled her eyes. "First we wait, then we try to kill Harry Potter and his little friends!"
"Yes, I remember, and with the Pyle students, we'll get rid of them to because you and your evil alliance of friends hate them!"
"Right, the only reason why they aren't dead is because of that silly Dr. D. He's a lot smarter then he appears."
"Word, I know how you feel, Dumbledore is the same."
Jessie nodded in an understanding way.
"And that Mr. Way. Those are the only 2 teachers on the 7th grade team (the Trail Blazers) who stop us!"
"Umm, Jessie if you don't mind me asking, why are H P and his friends here?"
"Dumbledore and Dr. D know that we're here, they know."
"Ohh, so they want to keep an eye on them while they beat us up?"
"That's what they think."
"Your so kind Jessie," said the younger brother to his older sister.
"Don't mention it," Jessie replied.
Did you like? No number of Reviews required, but I would appreciate it if you people tried. Give me feed back, though. Thanks for all the Help for my story!
Special thanks to: Amaria Rosettie, for typing the first 2 pages (I was dictation her) and for using your fancy vocab.
Authors note: I'm so sorry for the other story being too slashy. Please forgive me! Sorry for the extensive Vocab this is something that wasn't my fault. Also sorry to the following people: Ezra and Lydia. Lydia sorry because I didn't make you talk too much in chapter 2, but if you didn't realize, IT WAS REALLY SHORT! Ezra, when you read ahead, you'll know what I'm talking about.
Chapter 3
"What should we do?" bemoaned Dean.
Lydia all of the sudden jumped out of her seat. "I have a great idea!" She sing-songed. "Let's go to the ma-all! Let's go to the ma-all!"
"Yeah!" Cho seconded.
"Let's go!" July said jumping up and down, her bad temper gone (she's a very cranky person in the morning).
All the guys groaned, except for Ezra, who started to smile. "Yay! The mall! Like, yeah! I love the mall!" He looked around, then said, "I mean, the mall. Boo!"
Rebecca grabbed Lupin by the hand and pulled him towards the door. "Lets go!"
With that, they all left to go to that place, etc.
At Voldemort's sister's house
"Five more minutes, mommy," he murmured, taking his thumb out from his mouth as he clutched his favorite teddybear, JoeSmith.
"Come now," the wicked Jessie Wellington said, rubbing her hands together evilly. "Time to plot."
****The Mall****
Ezra grabbed Brian, "We have to go to this store!" he said excitedly, pointing to the Bath & Body Works. "I just love Cucumber Melon, I'm wearing some now! I used to like sun-ripened raspberry, but that went out of style. I want to try the new coconut stuff, do you think it'll smell good?"
"Whoa, whoa, not right now, okay?" he said, ducking to hide behind his girl friend July, who was more than a head shorter than he was.
"We're not here for you!" Lydia yelled to Ezra. "We're here to go shopping for the English students."
"OK, lets divide up into groups," George suggested.
July said in a very commanding way, "Okay, lets see, there's nineteen people..." July did simple mental calculations, "And that's a prime number...but if we split into three groups, with one group having seven...so it would be groups of six.
"Very good July!" said Rebecca in a sarcastic way.
"The only thing is," Hermionie reflecting thoughtfully, "We'll have to split up the partnerships that Dr. D. and Professor Dumbledore gave us. How about:
Brian, Cho, July, Lydia, Dean, Snape
Malfoy, George, Fred, Mariel, Becca, Remus
Kelly, Geetali, Sirius, Ron, Harry, Ezra, Hermione."
"Whatever, let's go guys," Kelly said.
They all separated into their individual groups.
****Snape's group****
In Snape's group, the main tour guides were really Lydia and July (Brian, although American, tended to get lost in the mall.) "We have to give a makeover," said Lydia seriously to Snape when they were at the top floor of the mall, in the makeup section. "How much money do you have?"
Snape looked horrified.
"Yeah! Lets make him over!" July shrieked. "There's Estée Lauder!"
"Ooh, Cover Girl!" Lydia exclaimed.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIGOD!" Cho screamed, and half the mall came to a dead halt. "I've heard about this place! Where you get makeup! But you have to apply it without a spell! OOOOOmigod, you guys are so, like, totally behind!"
Snape groaned, but quickly retook authority. "As chaperone, I command that we go to the Court of Food to make a Bond Investment in Hamburgers. No makeup."
"Are you kidding?" Cho trilled, and his six charges, laughing, dragged them over to the Clinique counter.
"Yes?" the saleslady asked imperiously.
"Our friend here would like a makeover," July announced, fighting to keep her face straight. "He's so shy, he just won't admit it."
At these words, Snape sunk further into the booth seat and Brian and Dean laughed loudly. Lydia giggled helplessly beside them.
"Uh-oh," Snape muttered, wishing he'd thought to bring his wand to the mall with him.
*****Lupin's Group*****
"I don't need any new clothes, and I don't think Becca, Fred, or George does. But Remus. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You do," Mariel intoned in an ominous way, the rest of the group shaking their heads in agreement. "At one point in your life," Mariel continued, "you might have been cool, but look what you've become. Take a deep look!" She paused dramatically for him to reflect on his new self. "You are not the child you once were. Where is your troublemaking spirit? We need to get you some cool lessons."
"He doesn't have enough money," stated Malfoy, not looking even slightly regretful.
"Don't even get me started on you, Malfoy," Mariel flipped around, pointing a venomous finger at Malfoy's Pokémon shoes.
"I think they're in," said Malfoy defensively, "and if I think they're in, then they're in."
"SO, what do you want to do?" asked Lupin.
"Ummmm, lets go to Contempo!" said Rebecca.
"Sure!" Mariel said, and with that the two girls dragged the 4 guys down to Contempo Casual.
****Sirius's Group****
"OK guys, we have about 2 hours to do whatever, so what'll it be?"
"Lets go shoe shopping!" Exclaimed Geetali.
"No," said Harry, Ron, Sirius, and Ezra.
"Fine," said Kelly, "got any better ideas?"
Before anyone in the group could respond a girl with long brown hair walked up to them.
"Do you believe in Wabbits?" she asked.
"Izzy!" Geetali exclaimed.
"Gee!" said Isabel as she and Geetali hugged. "What are you doing here?"
"Shopping," Hermionie replied.
"I see."
"So, is this one of your friends?" asked Ron.
"Uhh, ya!" said Kelly.
"So, who are your new friends?"
"This is Ezra, obviously," said Geetali rolling her eyes. She and Ezra couldn't be in the same room for more then two minutes without having a fight. She and Ezra had been the victims of MUGE (Match up Geetali and Ezra). It was bloodshed after that.
"This is Hermionie, Sirius, and Ron," said Kelly.
"And who's the Brunette?" asked Izzy.
All this time Harry had been looking at Isabel. He thought that she was very hot. "Harry," he said shyly looking at the ground.
"Way cool," said the hyper Isabel.
"We don't know what to do," said Ron.
"You don't know what to do?!" questioned a horrified Isabel. "You don't know what to do in the mall, the best place in the whole wide world (except for other malls)?!"
"Pretty much, ya," said Ezra.
"Come, we shop!" Isabel exclaimed and grabbed Sirius's hand. They went of to shop at the mall (DUH!)
****Snape's Group****
"Here you go," the saleslady said in her nasally voice. She showed Snape the mirror.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" caterwauled Snape. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!"
Cho started to talk, "First we browned your skin tone color, this bronzy-brown, by Cover-Girl. Then we did your eyelashes. We curled them and then put on some Cover-Girl Eyelash enhance. Lydia, you take it from here," Cho concluded.
"Well, we put on some bright red eye shadow, to really show off the color of your eyes. Yes, and we also put on some dark maroon lipstick, that looks like lipgloss, but without all that greasy feeling. What's not to like?
"I look like a DRAG QUEEN!" shouted Snape.
"So?" asked Dean. "There are tons of Drag Queens in the states. You'll fit in."
"HA-HA-HA!!! 200 POINTS FORM YOUR HOUSE!!"
"Umm, sir, we're not in school."
"F*** YOU!" screamed Snape.
"Watch your language," Lydia said.
"GO TO HELL!" Screamed Snape.
Lydia sniffled and turned her head to the side and began to cry.
"Oh I didn't mean it!" Exclaimed an alarmed Snape, he didn't want a cringing kid on his hands.
"Say your sorry!" she cried
"Ya Snape, be nice, or at least civil," said July (He-He-He, I'm making fun of someone for something!)
"I'm sorry, what can I do to make it up for you?" asked Snape.
At this Lydia looked up. "Anything?" she asked wickedly.
"Yes, anything."
"Jump up and down!" With that Snape jumped up and down. "Yeah! Do it again, do it again!" He continued jumping. Lydia squealed with delight as she watched a man/woman jump up and down.
"At least the two hours is almost up," Snape mumbled.
That is how Snape's group spent two hours at the mall.
****Lupin's Group****
"So, first we got to find some good music for you," said Fred, "We'll help you too
Malfoy."
"I don't need any help," said Malfoy as they all walked into the CD shop.
"OHHH!!" Yelled George, "It's the Backstreet Boys!"
"*Nsync is so much better!" said Fred to his brother.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"STOP IT!" Yelled Rebecca covering her ears.
"Let's go," Mariel said motioning towards the 'Rock' section.
"Here," Rebecca said tossing Lupin a couple CDs. They where: The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Limp Bizket, Green Day (Ya!), Blink 182 (Double Ya!) and a variety of other rock groups that range from good to Great. They went to the Cashier and paid, etc, etc.
That is how Lupin's group spent 2 hours at the mall.
****Sirius's Group****
"Ok, what else would you like to buy?" asked Izzy as she shoved a bunch of American Eagle stuff to Harry. "GO! BUY!" She commanded.
"K," he said and bought the stuff.
"So,' Hermionie said, "Who's that?" she asked as she pointed to a weird looking guy.
"Oh, that loser?" asked Geetali.
"That's Noe Jacser, he's a freak, DON'T TALK TO HIM!" said Kelly, but it was a little late, as Hermionie sat down next to him and began to flirt with him.
"We lost her," Ezra said.
"Yep," Sirius said.
"Most Certainly," Ron commented.
"Poor kid," Harry said.
"Ok," said Isabel, "Let's go, 2 hours is up!"
****TOGETHER AGAIN (almost, with a sidekick)****
The group gathered together at the food court. "Where's Hermionie?" asked Cho, not like she cared.
"There," Rebecca said pointing to a girl flirting with a boy.
"'Mien, come on!" said Ron.
"Noe, said he'd give me a ride, and don't be worried if I'm a little late," she said.
"OK then," said Sirius.
"Let's go," Lupin said, struggling to hold the bag full (and I mean FULL) of CDs.
They went.
****Voldemort sister's house****
"What is this contraption?" asked Voldemort pointing to a computer.
"It's called a computer."
"I see, hmmm, and how does this mompiter work?"
"You turn it on and then you might go to the Internet and do things online."
"Interesting," Voldie said, studying the machine.
"Yes, I know, but now back to the plan. You do know the plan?"
"Yes, Yes, No, No."
Jessie rolled her eyes. "First we wait, then we try to kill Harry Potter and his little friends!"
"Yes, I remember, and with the Pyle students, we'll get rid of them to because you and your evil alliance of friends hate them!"
"Right, the only reason why they aren't dead is because of that silly Dr. D. He's a lot smarter then he appears."
"Word, I know how you feel, Dumbledore is the same."
Jessie nodded in an understanding way.
"And that Mr. Way. Those are the only 2 teachers on the 7th grade team (the Trail Blazers) who stop us!"
"Umm, Jessie if you don't mind me asking, why are H P and his friends here?"
"Dumbledore and Dr. D know that we're here, they know."
"Ohh, so they want to keep an eye on them while they beat us up?"
"That's what they think."
"Your so kind Jessie," said the younger brother to his older sister.
"Don't mention it," Jessie replied.
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