HEY GUYS!! THANKS TO MY FRIEND IZ for helping me write! Sorry Brian for the next part!
DISCLAIMER: I own none of the HP characters.
"That was very interesting," said Dean thinking about all the stuff they did at the mall.
"Ya!!" said Sirius.
"ROCK ON!" Yelled Lupin with his headsets over his head listening to "My Way," by Limp Bizket.
"Wasn't the mall fun?" questioned Isabelle to Harry.
"Yes it was," he replied blushing redder then Ezra's, Ron's, Fed's, or George's hair.
"Hey Harry, thought you liked Cho?" asked Ron teasingly.
"THAT DITZ??!?!" he said, "No way man."
Ron shrugged. He had begun to like Geetali a little bit, but nothing too much. He thought it was funny the way she rambled on for hours. This annoyed most people (cough, cough), but not him.
"Soccer is the best sport in the world," Said Dean suddenly.
"WHAT!!" Screamed Lydia, who up until then had been in a daze.
"Oh no," Rebecca groaned.
"We're screwed, get ready for another out burst," said Mariel.
"YOU LIKE SOCCER? THE WORST SPORT IN THE WHOLE WORLD!! WAIT A SEC, ALL SPORTS ARE STUPID!!" Lydia continued rambling. Rebecca and Mariel tried to make her shut up, but all attempts failed. She jumped on to Dean and began to beat him up. Black and Lupin had to get Lydia off Dean, and by then Dean had a ripped shirt, several bruises, and was bleeding.
"Spicy!" George said laughing.
"Hot!" laughed Fred.
"Shut up!" said Geetali.
"Ya!" said Ron coming to Geetali's defense.
"This is so unlike Lydia," Ezra commented.
"Umm, Alwayz_Hyper?" asked Kelly.
"Who are you talking to Kelly?" asked Draco. Everyone else looked at Kelly.
Huh?
"Who's that?" asked George.
"Someone like a god," Kelly said to him. "I'm tired of this fanfic!"
So?
"I WANT OUT!"
So, you don't want to be in the story?
"YES!"
But this is chapter 4, I can't just spoof you out!
"WELL, I'm GETTING bored, PLEASE!"
Fine.
*SPOOF*
OK guys, just pick up from where you left off, except Kelly isn't going to be here because it's a waste to write about someone if they aren't going to read your story!
"CAN I BE A REGULAR?" asked Isabelle.
Sure, whatever.
"THANKS!"
*SHRUG* No problemo, sorry 'bout misspelling your name!
"We're even now."
K, where's Hermionie?
"Here I am," said Hermionie.
"Hey you have the expression Andrew Dicksmon has," said Rebecca
"Ya, you do looked stoned!" laughed Mariel.
"Have you gained weight?" Lupin asked.
"Guys I was a little naughty with Noe," said Hermionie blushing. "I took a test, and for the first time in my life I didn't pass."
"What kinda test?" asked Cho.
"Pregnancy," said Hermionie.
"Oh," Said Ron, "This means that there's gonna be another little Noe?"
"Your breath smells funny," commented Lydia.
"Morning sickness," explained Hermionie.
"But it's 2 in the afternoon," said Harry, "What's this test your talking about."
Izzy rolled her eyes, "ARE YOU THAT STUPID? You're just as bad as Becca (Cough Slut cough (inside joke)). "SHE'S PREGNANT!"
"WWWAAAAAZZZ UUUUUPPPPP!" Lupin said.
"Oh god, I am not explaining this again," said Izzy.
"Word," Brian said.
"STOP IT!" yelled Dean. "YOU'RE NOT A BROTHER!! YOU WANNA BE GHETTO!!"
"Ya for Christ's sake, your not even Asian," said Fred.
Rebecca and Geetali get into a stance and scream, "Asian PRIDE!"
"So anyway what do you wanna do now," said Lydia trying to change the subject.
"Let's chill in the hood, with my poesy, and pick up some nice rides," he said licking his lips.
"BRIAN, YOUR NOT BLACK!" everyone in the room said.
"Brian, I thought we were going out!" whined July.
"Just because I'm White don't mean I'm no Brother, WEST SIDE! And July, how 'bout you and me, big B, go out to see a movie."
"Let's see Shrek!" she said, after all, her birthday was in July, and she wasn't 13 yet.
"Fine, but I wanted to see the new about the hookers!"
"Which one?" asked Draco.
"The one with Nicole Kidmen."
Sirius licked his lips slowly.
"She's way outa your league," said Lupin, noticing the gesture.
"We'll leave you lovebirds alone," Isabelle said, grinning evilly.
"We're off," said Brian.
The two lovebirds walked out of the room hand in hand.
Lydia began to sing, "Match-Maker, Match-Maker make me a match..."
"Let's fallow 'um!" George said.
I think that we need some new characters.
"Such as...?" asked Lydia.
Hold on a sec. Let me think...I got it!
*SPOOF*
Meet our newest tag-alongs. From the Wizard world we have, Seamus and Ginny. From the Pyle world we have Lizzy-B!
Elizabeth, Seamus, and Ginny looked completely confused. Elizabeth had been eating a ho-ho, and being hyper didn't help the situation.
Ok, forgot to tell u, I wanted to add some knew characters. K, So, Lizzy-B, your going to get Seamus as an exchange student. Izzy, you get Ginny, and Emily and Malfoy can be a pair.
"Ok," said Snape, speaking for the first time in this chapter.
Hey guys one quickie, Where do Babies come from?
"You sad, sad writer," said Iz, shaking her head. "Harry will you be a sweetie and get me my sweeter?"
"What ever you say," Harry said. Then he muttered, "How I long to hold you! Well I'll start with the sweeter, maybe I can move up to your hair. It is a blessing to even be near your garbage!"
*AT THE MOVIE THEATER*
"Oh, Brian," July said, looking into his eyes. No one else was in the room. They were by themselves.
"Yo, July," Brian replied, they both started to kiss each.
"That girl sitting next to July is Hot!" said Seamus.
"Dude, that's Brian," Harry replied.
"Will you get me some popcorn please?" asked Izzy, in her sweetest voice.
"YES, I'LL DO IT MY QUEEN...I mean, yeah, sure, whatever," Harry said as he got up.
"You have that boy whipped," Sirius commented.
"Like butter," Lupin added.
"If that boy doesn't ask me out soon, I don't know what I'll do!" said Iz in aggravation.
"Oh MY GOSH!!" said Ginny. "THERE SNOGGING!!"
Everyone tuned to see Brian and July kissing.
The two lovebirds where kissing, when suddenly, they were pelted by Popcorn. "WHAT THE!" The two lovebirds looked up to see several people sitting on the balcony.
"OOOOHHHHH!" said July in aggravation. On the Balcony sat the rest of our favorite characters.
SPLASH!
Brian was soaked, someone had poured soda down from the top. "GOD DAMN IT!"
Fred and Rebecca high-fived. "Kick Ass," said Dean.
"Damn strait," said Elizabeth.
"Not you too!" Lydia and Izzy moaned together.
"What?" asked Lizzy-B.
"Never mind," said the group, rolling their eyes.
"Hey look, that scene in the movie looks like Disney World," said Lupin.
"How would you know?" asked Cho befuddled.
"Dunno," came his lame reply.
"Look, their at it again!" Fred screamed pointing to the couple.
"With more Zest," said Dean.
They watched as the two rolled onto the floor.
"Hormones must be really kicking in," said Ezra.
The two rolled down to the floor, and from there crawled to the projection room.
"Alone at last!" said Brian, the two began to kiss. But they had picked the wrong place. They were right in front of the Projector!!
"HOT STUFF!!" yelled Ron, Geetali giggled, and the rest started to make kissing sounds. The two would never live this down.
DISCLAIMER: I own none of the HP characters.
"That was very interesting," said Dean thinking about all the stuff they did at the mall.
"Ya!!" said Sirius.
"ROCK ON!" Yelled Lupin with his headsets over his head listening to "My Way," by Limp Bizket.
"Wasn't the mall fun?" questioned Isabelle to Harry.
"Yes it was," he replied blushing redder then Ezra's, Ron's, Fed's, or George's hair.
"Hey Harry, thought you liked Cho?" asked Ron teasingly.
"THAT DITZ??!?!" he said, "No way man."
Ron shrugged. He had begun to like Geetali a little bit, but nothing too much. He thought it was funny the way she rambled on for hours. This annoyed most people (cough, cough), but not him.
"Soccer is the best sport in the world," Said Dean suddenly.
"WHAT!!" Screamed Lydia, who up until then had been in a daze.
"Oh no," Rebecca groaned.
"We're screwed, get ready for another out burst," said Mariel.
"YOU LIKE SOCCER? THE WORST SPORT IN THE WHOLE WORLD!! WAIT A SEC, ALL SPORTS ARE STUPID!!" Lydia continued rambling. Rebecca and Mariel tried to make her shut up, but all attempts failed. She jumped on to Dean and began to beat him up. Black and Lupin had to get Lydia off Dean, and by then Dean had a ripped shirt, several bruises, and was bleeding.
"Spicy!" George said laughing.
"Hot!" laughed Fred.
"Shut up!" said Geetali.
"Ya!" said Ron coming to Geetali's defense.
"This is so unlike Lydia," Ezra commented.
"Umm, Alwayz_Hyper?" asked Kelly.
"Who are you talking to Kelly?" asked Draco. Everyone else looked at Kelly.
Huh?
"Who's that?" asked George.
"Someone like a god," Kelly said to him. "I'm tired of this fanfic!"
So?
"I WANT OUT!"
So, you don't want to be in the story?
"YES!"
But this is chapter 4, I can't just spoof you out!
"WELL, I'm GETTING bored, PLEASE!"
Fine.
*SPOOF*
OK guys, just pick up from where you left off, except Kelly isn't going to be here because it's a waste to write about someone if they aren't going to read your story!
"CAN I BE A REGULAR?" asked Isabelle.
Sure, whatever.
"THANKS!"
*SHRUG* No problemo, sorry 'bout misspelling your name!
"We're even now."
K, where's Hermionie?
"Here I am," said Hermionie.
"Hey you have the expression Andrew Dicksmon has," said Rebecca
"Ya, you do looked stoned!" laughed Mariel.
"Have you gained weight?" Lupin asked.
"Guys I was a little naughty with Noe," said Hermionie blushing. "I took a test, and for the first time in my life I didn't pass."
"What kinda test?" asked Cho.
"Pregnancy," said Hermionie.
"Oh," Said Ron, "This means that there's gonna be another little Noe?"
"Your breath smells funny," commented Lydia.
"Morning sickness," explained Hermionie.
"But it's 2 in the afternoon," said Harry, "What's this test your talking about."
Izzy rolled her eyes, "ARE YOU THAT STUPID? You're just as bad as Becca (Cough Slut cough (inside joke)). "SHE'S PREGNANT!"
"WWWAAAAAZZZ UUUUUPPPPP!" Lupin said.
"Oh god, I am not explaining this again," said Izzy.
"Word," Brian said.
"STOP IT!" yelled Dean. "YOU'RE NOT A BROTHER!! YOU WANNA BE GHETTO!!"
"Ya for Christ's sake, your not even Asian," said Fred.
Rebecca and Geetali get into a stance and scream, "Asian PRIDE!"
"So anyway what do you wanna do now," said Lydia trying to change the subject.
"Let's chill in the hood, with my poesy, and pick up some nice rides," he said licking his lips.
"BRIAN, YOUR NOT BLACK!" everyone in the room said.
"Brian, I thought we were going out!" whined July.
"Just because I'm White don't mean I'm no Brother, WEST SIDE! And July, how 'bout you and me, big B, go out to see a movie."
"Let's see Shrek!" she said, after all, her birthday was in July, and she wasn't 13 yet.
"Fine, but I wanted to see the new about the hookers!"
"Which one?" asked Draco.
"The one with Nicole Kidmen."
Sirius licked his lips slowly.
"She's way outa your league," said Lupin, noticing the gesture.
"We'll leave you lovebirds alone," Isabelle said, grinning evilly.
"We're off," said Brian.
The two lovebirds walked out of the room hand in hand.
Lydia began to sing, "Match-Maker, Match-Maker make me a match..."
"Let's fallow 'um!" George said.
I think that we need some new characters.
"Such as...?" asked Lydia.
Hold on a sec. Let me think...I got it!
*SPOOF*
Meet our newest tag-alongs. From the Wizard world we have, Seamus and Ginny. From the Pyle world we have Lizzy-B!
Elizabeth, Seamus, and Ginny looked completely confused. Elizabeth had been eating a ho-ho, and being hyper didn't help the situation.
Ok, forgot to tell u, I wanted to add some knew characters. K, So, Lizzy-B, your going to get Seamus as an exchange student. Izzy, you get Ginny, and Emily and Malfoy can be a pair.
"Ok," said Snape, speaking for the first time in this chapter.
Hey guys one quickie, Where do Babies come from?
"You sad, sad writer," said Iz, shaking her head. "Harry will you be a sweetie and get me my sweeter?"
"What ever you say," Harry said. Then he muttered, "How I long to hold you! Well I'll start with the sweeter, maybe I can move up to your hair. It is a blessing to even be near your garbage!"
*AT THE MOVIE THEATER*
"Oh, Brian," July said, looking into his eyes. No one else was in the room. They were by themselves.
"Yo, July," Brian replied, they both started to kiss each.
"That girl sitting next to July is Hot!" said Seamus.
"Dude, that's Brian," Harry replied.
"Will you get me some popcorn please?" asked Izzy, in her sweetest voice.
"YES, I'LL DO IT MY QUEEN...I mean, yeah, sure, whatever," Harry said as he got up.
"You have that boy whipped," Sirius commented.
"Like butter," Lupin added.
"If that boy doesn't ask me out soon, I don't know what I'll do!" said Iz in aggravation.
"Oh MY GOSH!!" said Ginny. "THERE SNOGGING!!"
Everyone tuned to see Brian and July kissing.
The two lovebirds where kissing, when suddenly, they were pelted by Popcorn. "WHAT THE!" The two lovebirds looked up to see several people sitting on the balcony.
"OOOOHHHHH!" said July in aggravation. On the Balcony sat the rest of our favorite characters.
SPLASH!
Brian was soaked, someone had poured soda down from the top. "GOD DAMN IT!"
Fred and Rebecca high-fived. "Kick Ass," said Dean.
"Damn strait," said Elizabeth.
"Not you too!" Lydia and Izzy moaned together.
"What?" asked Lizzy-B.
"Never mind," said the group, rolling their eyes.
"Hey look, that scene in the movie looks like Disney World," said Lupin.
"How would you know?" asked Cho befuddled.
"Dunno," came his lame reply.
"Look, their at it again!" Fred screamed pointing to the couple.
"With more Zest," said Dean.
They watched as the two rolled onto the floor.
"Hormones must be really kicking in," said Ezra.
The two rolled down to the floor, and from there crawled to the projection room.
"Alone at last!" said Brian, the two began to kiss. But they had picked the wrong place. They were right in front of the Projector!!
"HOT STUFF!!" yelled Ron, Geetali giggled, and the rest started to make kissing sounds. The two would never live this down.