DISCLAIMER: You know the drill by now!
Authors Note: OK Becca (Hyperactive Wabit) is not here right now but I am her assistant Isabelle
(Hyperactive Bunny or Harry soon to be girlfriend) so she has given me a list of all the people who
she wants to thank well here I go, joey smith aka laura, velondra Devenberg@aol.com, pietro
m_moons@hotmail.com, Talamahina talamahina@aol.com, Serenity pyropeanut99@hotmail.com,
cbpatches2001 cbpatches2001@Yahoo.com. Ok and this week's reviewer of the chapter Is a tie
between Destiny Phoenix and Mollie KL. Th runners up where Kathleen Potter and Ennia. Then the
award for most creative review goes to Joey smith. Then finally Becca and I would like to thank all
of the Pyle students who are in the story and those Pyle kids who read the story. Sorry Ezra for the
Bath & body works thing don't take it personally because you are the coolest red head we know and
now that Brian is gone you are the only guy who hangs out with us even though lately you have been
really mean to us we just want you to know we are really sorry for what ever you think we did that
made you mad at us. YOU ROCK!!!! With our Further delay, our feature presentation:
"Hey, what is this fan fiction Webster?" Voldie asked "and what is this about me dressing up as some guy named Noe and impregnating some mudblood?!?!?!?!"
"Don't ask," said Miss Wellington.
"Fine, Fine," Voldie said cuddling up with JoeSmith, "But will you tell me the story about how we became brother and sister again?"
"No, N-O no I have told you that story 70 times today but let me tell you this you have lost all most all of your evil over the last 40 years."
The dark lord sighed and made his eyes all big and watery like a cute forest animal, "PLEEEEEEEAASE tell me again."
"Fine I will once again bore myself just to please you."
***** Three hours later *****
"Again, Again tell the story Again." Screamed Voldie while jumping up and down on the bed.
"OK when a man meets a woman..."
"No not that story," said Voldie with his head under a pillow, "I don't like that story!!!! I want the story about the unicorns and the pprrrrrety fairies."
Just than Madame poodleface walked in to the room and Voldie said "Who is that that talking poodle?" Pointing at the full-grown woman making a yucky face.
"On froncééé," The strange woman screamed at Voldie. However, it did not take very long for Wormtale to start feeling the odd woman up. The two began snogging.
"Sissy I have decided to change my name from now on I will be know as §³." Voldie show off his new tattoo.
"But, but you cannot pronounce it," Miss W said.
"But no one says my name anyway but I guess you have a point so call me the dark lord formal known as Voldie,"
"Don't you want to be called the dark lord formal known as Voldemort,"
"Yah I guess it does sound gooder and it sounds more pro-fesse-onal,"
"Voldie I don't think professionalism is quite what you what you need to worry about right now." ***** Back at movie theater ****
Hyperactive Wabit and Hyperactive Bunny ( Becca an Iz): it has been 1 hour and 45 no wait I hour 46 mins sense July and Brian first went into the projection room.
"Getin it on!!!!!," Sirius screamed at the screen.
"Only God knows when those two looove birds will be stopping," said Lupin.
"Yah we know from experience." Said Sirius.
"Word," said Lizzy B.
"LOSER," said Ginny.
"I want to go back to the hotel this is boring," said Isabelle.
"Yes all mighty Goddess," said Harry.
"George go fetch the car, go boy," said Mariel. Harry and George ran off to the garage to please their "masters". (inside joke)
***** AT HOTEL ******
"Let's play spin the bottle," Isabelle screamed.
"Yah Yah Yah," Harry screamed too.
"I will pass this time kids not after the last incident," Lupin said while glaring evilly at Sirius.
"You aren't that bad of a kisser yourself," Said Sirius in a high-pitched voice and batting his eye lashes at Lupin. Harry came running at the speed of light with a coke bottle in his hand right into Isabelle. All the kids sat down in a circle.
"OK Dean you start," said Seamus. (hehe his one line the whole chapter) Dean spun the bottle and (can you guess).
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," both Lydia and Dean screamed at the top of their lungs as the bottle landed on Lydia. (Could you see that one coming?)
"No, Not gonna happen, never, uhuh, NO WAY, NO HOW!!" Said Lydia, bolting up from her seat, towards the tall Sirius, who she hid behind.
"FOUL!" (don't know if that's a real soccer term, but we know it's in some sport of another!) screamed Soccer-Fanatic Dean.
"SEE, NO WAY, NO HOW, NO SIRE!!" Lydia said, while being pushed into the closet by Mariel. Seamus and Ezra dragged Dean into the closet, kicking and screaming.
"We won't let you out till you two kiss," said Cho.
"NOOO, DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE1 (inside joke with da 1) SHE ALREADY BEAT ME UP ONCE, I KNOW SHE CAN DO IT AGAIN!" Dean screamed. "BRIAN, MY HOMIE! LET ME OUT!"
"Uhh, hate to break it to you, but your, "Homie" is still at the movie theater, getting it on with July," Mariel said.
"Damn Strait," said Lizzy- B and Seamus together (Match maker, Matcher make me a match!)
Rebecca turned the key so that it locked. "Next up is Harry!"
Harry tapped the bottle, so it turned to Iz.
"YEEEEES!" he screamed. He turned to Iz, and fainted.
"Wow, what an insult," Fred said laughing.
"DUDE, he fainted because he's so friggen Happy," said George.
"Ohhh," said Fred. Izzy walked over to Harry to make sure he was ok. Harry immediately got up and gave her a kiss.
"YEAH BABY!" said Mariel, chanting them on.
"R rated!" said Lupin, covering up Rebecca and Mariel's eyes. The embrace ended, and the two stopped kissing.
"OK, who's next?" asked Izzy.
"I dunno, but I'll go," said Harry.
"But you just went," Ron pointed out.
"Then you go," Harry said, handing him the bottle. The he whispered to him, "Makes dreams come true!"
Ron walked back to the circle and said, "Here I go folks!" Immediately, Rebecca, Mariel, and Izzy covered their ears as they remembered Mr. Day, the science substitute, who's been teaching their class for a long while. Ron took the bottle, and spun it, and what da ya know? It lands on lil Gee.
"Ohh, Geetali's growing up!" Said Izzy while cuddling Harry. The two kissed, and all that other crap.
"Shall we continue?" Enquirer (yes I do know what that word means, Iz) Fred. "I wouldn't mind going next." Fred spun the bottle and...
Hyperactive Wabit: HEY THIS IS MEEEE!!!!!!!
Hyperactive Bunny: Well duh you have to kiss his at some point in the book.
Hyperactive Wabit: But I want to write this scene because you will describe it in great detail Iz.
Hyperactive Bunny: hehe nope you said that I could write the next part if I was cuddling up with Harry. Now back to the story...
The bottle landed on Becca (hehe). Immediately Fred took her in his arms and kissed her like she had never been kissed before but the kiss was cut short when there was a scream from the closet.
**** In the Closet ****
"Back off Dean or I will kick the crap out of you," Lydia told Dean with a very serious voice on, " If you try anything I will let my cat Chaco scratch your eyes out."
You have a cat? That is soooo cool I love cats," Dean told Lydia.
"You do! Do you like the Internet???"
"I love the Internet!!!"
"Well whatever I still hate you." said Lydia.
" Oh.." said Dean looking forlorn. Lydia felt bad now that she saw the sad look that came into Dean's eyes. She hated hurting people's feelings even if they were annoying jocks. "Actually he's not that annoying...." Thought Lydia, "In fact he's kind of cute..."
" Dean..."said Lydia, "to tell you the truth you are not a bad guy and I will agree to kiss you..." With out even giving her time to finish her sentence her grabbed her and started kissing her.
*** Back out side the closet ****
"You guys I think they are ready to come out," Isabelle said.
"Yah I guess if they have not kissed by now they will never kiss," Becca said while getting her key out. But as soon as the door was open Dean and Lydia fell to the floor still kissing. Both of them had their hair totally messed up and they did not seem to notice that their friends were all staring at them.
"Damn Hormones!" said Lupin
"Wow!" Sirius said.
"Kissy- Kissy!" Mariel said, "whose turn is it next?"
"I'LL GO!" shouted Malfoy, after seeing the others and their successes, he decided it was his turn to spin da bottle. He snatched it away, and everyone in the circle backed away.
"Watch as it lands on Snape," commented Izzy. The whole room, except for Snape and Malfoy started laughing. Malfoy spun da bottle and it landed on...The door.
"Great, now we get to see Malfoy Make out with the door," said Ron with an evil grin.
"Ya, I would have normally paid big bucks to see this happen," said George. Just then, someone knocked on the door.
"How about u kiss the person at the door?" suggested Lizzy-B. She got up and open it, there was...KELLY!
Hyperactive Wabbit: Hey, what are u doing back in this story?
"I forgot my toothbrush," Kelly explained. She stepped through, then suddenly Draco planted a big wet kiss on her. "EEEEEWWWW!!!! YOU FREAK-A-ZOID!" She screamed Bitch slapping him hard. "NOW I REALLY NEED MY TOOTH BRUSH!" She ran into the bathroom to brush her teeth. Just then this really hot guy walked in and said,
"Kelly, are u all right?"
"No, this freak started to kiss me," came the reply from the girl in the bathroom.
"No one messes with my girl," said the teen named David, and he began beating Draco up. Kelly came out, and she and David walked off into the moonlight.
Hyperactive Bunny: That was weird.
Hyperactive Wabit: ya, no kidding, well that's all folks!
"AAAAHHHH!!!! YOU SOUND LIKE MR. WAY!" Screamed all the kids who had that teacher.
Find out what happens next, just review my story. Also:
TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE PYLE CHARACTER!!!
Thank you and have a good night.
Authors Note: OK Becca (Hyperactive Wabit) is not here right now but I am her assistant Isabelle
(Hyperactive Bunny or Harry soon to be girlfriend) so she has given me a list of all the people who
she wants to thank well here I go, joey smith aka laura, velondra Devenberg@aol.com, pietro
m_moons@hotmail.com, Talamahina talamahina@aol.com, Serenity pyropeanut99@hotmail.com,
cbpatches2001 cbpatches2001@Yahoo.com. Ok and this week's reviewer of the chapter Is a tie
between Destiny Phoenix and Mollie KL. Th runners up where Kathleen Potter and Ennia. Then the
award for most creative review goes to Joey smith. Then finally Becca and I would like to thank all
of the Pyle students who are in the story and those Pyle kids who read the story. Sorry Ezra for the
Bath & body works thing don't take it personally because you are the coolest red head we know and
now that Brian is gone you are the only guy who hangs out with us even though lately you have been
really mean to us we just want you to know we are really sorry for what ever you think we did that
made you mad at us. YOU ROCK!!!! With our Further delay, our feature presentation:
"Hey, what is this fan fiction Webster?" Voldie asked "and what is this about me dressing up as some guy named Noe and impregnating some mudblood?!?!?!?!"
"Don't ask," said Miss Wellington.
"Fine, Fine," Voldie said cuddling up with JoeSmith, "But will you tell me the story about how we became brother and sister again?"
"No, N-O no I have told you that story 70 times today but let me tell you this you have lost all most all of your evil over the last 40 years."
The dark lord sighed and made his eyes all big and watery like a cute forest animal, "PLEEEEEEEAASE tell me again."
"Fine I will once again bore myself just to please you."
***** Three hours later *****
"Again, Again tell the story Again." Screamed Voldie while jumping up and down on the bed.
"OK when a man meets a woman..."
"No not that story," said Voldie with his head under a pillow, "I don't like that story!!!! I want the story about the unicorns and the pprrrrrety fairies."
Just than Madame poodleface walked in to the room and Voldie said "Who is that that talking poodle?" Pointing at the full-grown woman making a yucky face.
"On froncééé," The strange woman screamed at Voldie. However, it did not take very long for Wormtale to start feeling the odd woman up. The two began snogging.
"Sissy I have decided to change my name from now on I will be know as §³." Voldie show off his new tattoo.
"But, but you cannot pronounce it," Miss W said.
"But no one says my name anyway but I guess you have a point so call me the dark lord formal known as Voldie,"
"Don't you want to be called the dark lord formal known as Voldemort,"
"Yah I guess it does sound gooder and it sounds more pro-fesse-onal,"
"Voldie I don't think professionalism is quite what you what you need to worry about right now." ***** Back at movie theater ****
Hyperactive Wabit and Hyperactive Bunny ( Becca an Iz): it has been 1 hour and 45 no wait I hour 46 mins sense July and Brian first went into the projection room.
"Getin it on!!!!!," Sirius screamed at the screen.
"Only God knows when those two looove birds will be stopping," said Lupin.
"Yah we know from experience." Said Sirius.
"Word," said Lizzy B.
"LOSER," said Ginny.
"I want to go back to the hotel this is boring," said Isabelle.
"Yes all mighty Goddess," said Harry.
"George go fetch the car, go boy," said Mariel. Harry and George ran off to the garage to please their "masters". (inside joke)
***** AT HOTEL ******
"Let's play spin the bottle," Isabelle screamed.
"Yah Yah Yah," Harry screamed too.
"I will pass this time kids not after the last incident," Lupin said while glaring evilly at Sirius.
"You aren't that bad of a kisser yourself," Said Sirius in a high-pitched voice and batting his eye lashes at Lupin. Harry came running at the speed of light with a coke bottle in his hand right into Isabelle. All the kids sat down in a circle.
"OK Dean you start," said Seamus. (hehe his one line the whole chapter) Dean spun the bottle and (can you guess).
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," both Lydia and Dean screamed at the top of their lungs as the bottle landed on Lydia. (Could you see that one coming?)
"No, Not gonna happen, never, uhuh, NO WAY, NO HOW!!" Said Lydia, bolting up from her seat, towards the tall Sirius, who she hid behind.
"FOUL!" (don't know if that's a real soccer term, but we know it's in some sport of another!) screamed Soccer-Fanatic Dean.
"SEE, NO WAY, NO HOW, NO SIRE!!" Lydia said, while being pushed into the closet by Mariel. Seamus and Ezra dragged Dean into the closet, kicking and screaming.
"We won't let you out till you two kiss," said Cho.
"NOOO, DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE1 (inside joke with da 1) SHE ALREADY BEAT ME UP ONCE, I KNOW SHE CAN DO IT AGAIN!" Dean screamed. "BRIAN, MY HOMIE! LET ME OUT!"
"Uhh, hate to break it to you, but your, "Homie" is still at the movie theater, getting it on with July," Mariel said.
"Damn Strait," said Lizzy- B and Seamus together (Match maker, Matcher make me a match!)
Rebecca turned the key so that it locked. "Next up is Harry!"
Harry tapped the bottle, so it turned to Iz.
"YEEEEES!" he screamed. He turned to Iz, and fainted.
"Wow, what an insult," Fred said laughing.
"DUDE, he fainted because he's so friggen Happy," said George.
"Ohhh," said Fred. Izzy walked over to Harry to make sure he was ok. Harry immediately got up and gave her a kiss.
"YEAH BABY!" said Mariel, chanting them on.
"R rated!" said Lupin, covering up Rebecca and Mariel's eyes. The embrace ended, and the two stopped kissing.
"OK, who's next?" asked Izzy.
"I dunno, but I'll go," said Harry.
"But you just went," Ron pointed out.
"Then you go," Harry said, handing him the bottle. The he whispered to him, "Makes dreams come true!"
Ron walked back to the circle and said, "Here I go folks!" Immediately, Rebecca, Mariel, and Izzy covered their ears as they remembered Mr. Day, the science substitute, who's been teaching their class for a long while. Ron took the bottle, and spun it, and what da ya know? It lands on lil Gee.
"Ohh, Geetali's growing up!" Said Izzy while cuddling Harry. The two kissed, and all that other crap.
"Shall we continue?" Enquirer (yes I do know what that word means, Iz) Fred. "I wouldn't mind going next." Fred spun the bottle and...
Hyperactive Wabit: HEY THIS IS MEEEE!!!!!!!
Hyperactive Bunny: Well duh you have to kiss his at some point in the book.
Hyperactive Wabit: But I want to write this scene because you will describe it in great detail Iz.
Hyperactive Bunny: hehe nope you said that I could write the next part if I was cuddling up with Harry. Now back to the story...
The bottle landed on Becca (hehe). Immediately Fred took her in his arms and kissed her like she had never been kissed before but the kiss was cut short when there was a scream from the closet.
**** In the Closet ****
"Back off Dean or I will kick the crap out of you," Lydia told Dean with a very serious voice on, " If you try anything I will let my cat Chaco scratch your eyes out."
You have a cat? That is soooo cool I love cats," Dean told Lydia.
"You do! Do you like the Internet???"
"I love the Internet!!!"
"Well whatever I still hate you." said Lydia.
" Oh.." said Dean looking forlorn. Lydia felt bad now that she saw the sad look that came into Dean's eyes. She hated hurting people's feelings even if they were annoying jocks. "Actually he's not that annoying...." Thought Lydia, "In fact he's kind of cute..."
" Dean..."said Lydia, "to tell you the truth you are not a bad guy and I will agree to kiss you..." With out even giving her time to finish her sentence her grabbed her and started kissing her.
*** Back out side the closet ****
"You guys I think they are ready to come out," Isabelle said.
"Yah I guess if they have not kissed by now they will never kiss," Becca said while getting her key out. But as soon as the door was open Dean and Lydia fell to the floor still kissing. Both of them had their hair totally messed up and they did not seem to notice that their friends were all staring at them.
"Damn Hormones!" said Lupin
"Wow!" Sirius said.
"Kissy- Kissy!" Mariel said, "whose turn is it next?"
"I'LL GO!" shouted Malfoy, after seeing the others and their successes, he decided it was his turn to spin da bottle. He snatched it away, and everyone in the circle backed away.
"Watch as it lands on Snape," commented Izzy. The whole room, except for Snape and Malfoy started laughing. Malfoy spun da bottle and it landed on...The door.
"Great, now we get to see Malfoy Make out with the door," said Ron with an evil grin.
"Ya, I would have normally paid big bucks to see this happen," said George. Just then, someone knocked on the door.
"How about u kiss the person at the door?" suggested Lizzy-B. She got up and open it, there was...KELLY!
Hyperactive Wabbit: Hey, what are u doing back in this story?
"I forgot my toothbrush," Kelly explained. She stepped through, then suddenly Draco planted a big wet kiss on her. "EEEEEWWWW!!!! YOU FREAK-A-ZOID!" She screamed Bitch slapping him hard. "NOW I REALLY NEED MY TOOTH BRUSH!" She ran into the bathroom to brush her teeth. Just then this really hot guy walked in and said,
"Kelly, are u all right?"
"No, this freak started to kiss me," came the reply from the girl in the bathroom.
"No one messes with my girl," said the teen named David, and he began beating Draco up. Kelly came out, and she and David walked off into the moonlight.
Hyperactive Bunny: That was weird.
Hyperactive Wabit: ya, no kidding, well that's all folks!
"AAAAHHHH!!!! YOU SOUND LIKE MR. WAY!" Screamed all the kids who had that teacher.
Find out what happens next, just review my story. Also:
TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE PYLE CHARACTER!!!
Thank you and have a good night.