Authors Note:
OK PEOPLE, I'm so sorry that I haven't written in 4EVER. All the Pyle Kids (except July) are real. Yes, Brian has a strange obsesion with acting Ghetto, Yes, Ezra is a red head, yes, Geetali is EXTREAMLY Hyper, and Yes to the rest of the kids personalities. SORRY TO ANY REPUBLICANS OUT THERE!! IF Gore was Prez, I would have made just as much fun of him, so don't be offended. Another thing, sorry about Twisting HP Character's personalities so much, He-He. And I picked Fat Lip because Lupin really doesn't feel that way, right?
DISCLAIMER:
I don't own the HP character, and the song "Fat Lip," (which is by Sum 41)
Everyone won woke up drowsily, except for those few hyper people (*cough Geetali cough*)
"What are we doing today?" asked Mariel.
"It says," Snape said rubbing his eyes, "today we are going to, 'have a fun glance at American government, we are going to the white house to spend some time with the President, President Bush,'" Snape concluded.
"Why can't we just watch Cartoons, same thing!" said an aggravated Rebecca.
"Yah!" Fred said in agrement.
"Come on, let's go guys," July said. She dragged everyone to their feet, and the all went to the white house.
*Lets go to the white house with them!*
The sun shined onto the White House, which had been in shambles since Bush entered office. "THIS SUX!" yelled George.
"Hello," said the Red neck President Bush. "And who might you people be?"
"I'm Rebecca, and this here is Fred," Rebecca said, mocking his ugly accent. "This is George-"
"HEY my name is George too!!! PLEASE TO MEET YOU!! You have the greatest name in the whole world."
"You live in a hallow shell," Iz replied. Snape snickered.
"Well folks, there has been a murdarer reportied in the building. Well have to be very care-fi-el. The Secret service hasn't been able to find him."
"Weird," said Lizzy-Be.
"Come on, I'll give you a tour of my man-c-ion."
"Isn't it the tax payers house?" questioned Remus.
"Whatever," said Bush as he lead the group through to a room.
"OMIGOD!!" screamed Cho, "THAT IS THE WEIRDEST HAIRDO I'VE EVER SEEN!" she said pointing to Washington.
"I know, exactaly my thinking," said Bush.
"HE thinks?" asked Brian. All of a suddenly the lights went out.
"AHHH, I'm afraid of the Dark," screamed Snape. All of a sudden there was a percing scream. Then the lights turned on. On the ground lieing dead was, DUN DUN, DUN (loud Scary music) CHO!!!
"That little girls dead, I better call Secerate Serviouse," said Bush.
"Don't worry, no body cares," said Geetali. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Then let us get the show on 'da' road, as you youngens say," Chuckeled Bush at his stupid joke.
"He's even worse then Brian," commented Seamus.
"Your Damn strait," was Brians relpy.
The group toured the white house, yadda-yadda-yadda. Don't think you really want to here about it. BUT WAIT, People like Lizzy-B WANT DETAILS AND PLOT TWISTS, BECAUSE THERE TOO GOOD FOR AN AVERAGE STORY!! DON'T WORRY LIZZY-B, I CONSIDER THIS MURDER TO BE A PLOT TWIST!!
*BACK TO THE STORY*
Lupin was beyond bored, President Bush couldn't have been more boring. He rather listen to Snape rambling about some potion, then Listen to this hill Billie. Wopde-de-da-do, another Picture of George Washington, Lupin thought. Might as well listen to my Discman. He put his head sets on and crancked up da Volume. He was listening to Sum 41 (ONE OF THE COOLEST BANDS), and pretended that he was paying attention.
"And this here is my "HOMIE PREZ" as u kids would say," said Bush laughing at his own Joke. Everyone else shock there heads in Disaproval. The room was silent, you know the kind of silence that usually happens if u say a dumb joke. Just then, someone starteded singing.
"Storming through the party like my name was El ninio
When I'm handgun out drinking in the back of an El camino
As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name.
I trashed my own house party cause no body came."
Everyone turned to see who was singing, and it was Lupin, who was usually the calm one. He was playing the air guitar, and didn't seem to notice that anyone else was watching him.
"I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school
Never going, ever showing up when we had to.
Is it attention that we crave don't tell us to behave,
I'm sick of always hearing act your age.
I don't want to waste my time
And become a casualty of society.
I'll never fall in line
Become a victim of your conformity
And back down."
At that moment Lupin looked up, to see every one in the room staring at him. "Didn't know you felt that way," commented Ron. Lupin grinned Shyly, he didn't relize he had been THAT loud.
"Wonder what he sings in the Shower," Commented Draco.
"OH my God, Draco, did u just crack a Joke?" asked Lydia Amazed.
"I guess he isn't the loser we all thought him to be," said Harry.
"Maybe we should hang out with him more, and take him seriously from now on," said George.
"Ya u really should, Pok?mon ROCKS!!" said Draco.
"Never mind," said Sirius.
"Loser," said Geetali in her little Cheerleader way.
"U know, this place is boring," said Lydia.
"No kidding," Lupin said in agrement.
"I know, I'ld rather wonder around Washington D.C," said Snape. At this everyone glanced at each other and nodded.
"Lets Ditch this place," said Fred, George, Sirius, and Lupin together.
"Yah, we can hang with my homies in da hud!" said Brian Excitedly. Everyone shook there head at this beyond stupid comment. "I'll lead the way," he said leading everyone out of the White house.
The Walked out onto the hard concreate of DC. They all begain to wonder around DC amlisly. They passed a guy wearing a long over coat.
"Hello," said Ginny cheerfully, she didn't know any better.
"Hey," said the guy, he had a funny look in his eyes. "Do u want some free samples?" he asked.
Snape being the cheap person he was, said, "SURE!!"
The guy looked left, right, left, right, up, down, up, down, then opened up his jaket, to revile stuff in a packet.
"What's that?" Draco asked as he was handed a packet of this misterious powdery substance.
"It'll make ya sore in the sky kid, sore real high," the guy said. He actually looked real young.
"Ok," they said, and Draco and Snape took 2 packets each. The Pyle kids dragged everyone away. "What do I do with this?" asked Draco.
Rebecca examined it. "It looks a little bit like Crack. We learned about it in Drug Ed." She shivered, remembering how she had fainted during one of their many presentations on the side effects of drugs. Now her friends teased her about being on drugs (cough CHRIS cough).
"You take it and u snort it in," Ezra said to Draco. "But, you shouldn't do it, u'll end up getting real high, and addicted. Next thing u know, your addictided to the stuff and can't live with out it. Your life is only fuiled by the need of the drug." Ezra was beginning to become cared off. "You'll end up doing other drugs, your life a complete waste. Next thing u know, your either dead, in jail, or if your lucky in Rehab." Draco handed him the 2 small bags almost willingly.
"Hey Snape, I think you should give Ezra the Crack so he can get rid of if," said Mariel. They all turned to see Snape who was holding one of the bags up to his nose. It was too late, he had snorted both bags.
What happens next? U ask. Well, review and find out!
OK PEOPLE, I'm so sorry that I haven't written in 4EVER. All the Pyle Kids (except July) are real. Yes, Brian has a strange obsesion with acting Ghetto, Yes, Ezra is a red head, yes, Geetali is EXTREAMLY Hyper, and Yes to the rest of the kids personalities. SORRY TO ANY REPUBLICANS OUT THERE!! IF Gore was Prez, I would have made just as much fun of him, so don't be offended. Another thing, sorry about Twisting HP Character's personalities so much, He-He. And I picked Fat Lip because Lupin really doesn't feel that way, right?
DISCLAIMER:
I don't own the HP character, and the song "Fat Lip," (which is by Sum 41)
Everyone won woke up drowsily, except for those few hyper people (*cough Geetali cough*)
"What are we doing today?" asked Mariel.
"It says," Snape said rubbing his eyes, "today we are going to, 'have a fun glance at American government, we are going to the white house to spend some time with the President, President Bush,'" Snape concluded.
"Why can't we just watch Cartoons, same thing!" said an aggravated Rebecca.
"Yah!" Fred said in agrement.
"Come on, let's go guys," July said. She dragged everyone to their feet, and the all went to the white house.
*Lets go to the white house with them!*
The sun shined onto the White House, which had been in shambles since Bush entered office. "THIS SUX!" yelled George.
"Hello," said the Red neck President Bush. "And who might you people be?"
"I'm Rebecca, and this here is Fred," Rebecca said, mocking his ugly accent. "This is George-"
"HEY my name is George too!!! PLEASE TO MEET YOU!! You have the greatest name in the whole world."
"You live in a hallow shell," Iz replied. Snape snickered.
"Well folks, there has been a murdarer reportied in the building. Well have to be very care-fi-el. The Secret service hasn't been able to find him."
"Weird," said Lizzy-Be.
"Come on, I'll give you a tour of my man-c-ion."
"Isn't it the tax payers house?" questioned Remus.
"Whatever," said Bush as he lead the group through to a room.
"OMIGOD!!" screamed Cho, "THAT IS THE WEIRDEST HAIRDO I'VE EVER SEEN!" she said pointing to Washington.
"I know, exactaly my thinking," said Bush.
"HE thinks?" asked Brian. All of a suddenly the lights went out.
"AHHH, I'm afraid of the Dark," screamed Snape. All of a sudden there was a percing scream. Then the lights turned on. On the ground lieing dead was, DUN DUN, DUN (loud Scary music) CHO!!!
"That little girls dead, I better call Secerate Serviouse," said Bush.
"Don't worry, no body cares," said Geetali. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Then let us get the show on 'da' road, as you youngens say," Chuckeled Bush at his stupid joke.
"He's even worse then Brian," commented Seamus.
"Your Damn strait," was Brians relpy.
The group toured the white house, yadda-yadda-yadda. Don't think you really want to here about it. BUT WAIT, People like Lizzy-B WANT DETAILS AND PLOT TWISTS, BECAUSE THERE TOO GOOD FOR AN AVERAGE STORY!! DON'T WORRY LIZZY-B, I CONSIDER THIS MURDER TO BE A PLOT TWIST!!
*BACK TO THE STORY*
Lupin was beyond bored, President Bush couldn't have been more boring. He rather listen to Snape rambling about some potion, then Listen to this hill Billie. Wopde-de-da-do, another Picture of George Washington, Lupin thought. Might as well listen to my Discman. He put his head sets on and crancked up da Volume. He was listening to Sum 41 (ONE OF THE COOLEST BANDS), and pretended that he was paying attention.
"And this here is my "HOMIE PREZ" as u kids would say," said Bush laughing at his own Joke. Everyone else shock there heads in Disaproval. The room was silent, you know the kind of silence that usually happens if u say a dumb joke. Just then, someone starteded singing.
"Storming through the party like my name was El ninio
When I'm handgun out drinking in the back of an El camino
As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name.
I trashed my own house party cause no body came."
Everyone turned to see who was singing, and it was Lupin, who was usually the calm one. He was playing the air guitar, and didn't seem to notice that anyone else was watching him.
"I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school
Never going, ever showing up when we had to.
Is it attention that we crave don't tell us to behave,
I'm sick of always hearing act your age.
I don't want to waste my time
And become a casualty of society.
I'll never fall in line
Become a victim of your conformity
And back down."
At that moment Lupin looked up, to see every one in the room staring at him. "Didn't know you felt that way," commented Ron. Lupin grinned Shyly, he didn't relize he had been THAT loud.
"Wonder what he sings in the Shower," Commented Draco.
"OH my God, Draco, did u just crack a Joke?" asked Lydia Amazed.
"I guess he isn't the loser we all thought him to be," said Harry.
"Maybe we should hang out with him more, and take him seriously from now on," said George.
"Ya u really should, Pok?mon ROCKS!!" said Draco.
"Never mind," said Sirius.
"Loser," said Geetali in her little Cheerleader way.
"U know, this place is boring," said Lydia.
"No kidding," Lupin said in agrement.
"I know, I'ld rather wonder around Washington D.C," said Snape. At this everyone glanced at each other and nodded.
"Lets Ditch this place," said Fred, George, Sirius, and Lupin together.
"Yah, we can hang with my homies in da hud!" said Brian Excitedly. Everyone shook there head at this beyond stupid comment. "I'll lead the way," he said leading everyone out of the White house.
The Walked out onto the hard concreate of DC. They all begain to wonder around DC amlisly. They passed a guy wearing a long over coat.
"Hello," said Ginny cheerfully, she didn't know any better.
"Hey," said the guy, he had a funny look in his eyes. "Do u want some free samples?" he asked.
Snape being the cheap person he was, said, "SURE!!"
The guy looked left, right, left, right, up, down, up, down, then opened up his jaket, to revile stuff in a packet.
"What's that?" Draco asked as he was handed a packet of this misterious powdery substance.
"It'll make ya sore in the sky kid, sore real high," the guy said. He actually looked real young.
"Ok," they said, and Draco and Snape took 2 packets each. The Pyle kids dragged everyone away. "What do I do with this?" asked Draco.
Rebecca examined it. "It looks a little bit like Crack. We learned about it in Drug Ed." She shivered, remembering how she had fainted during one of their many presentations on the side effects of drugs. Now her friends teased her about being on drugs (cough CHRIS cough).
"You take it and u snort it in," Ezra said to Draco. "But, you shouldn't do it, u'll end up getting real high, and addicted. Next thing u know, your addictided to the stuff and can't live with out it. Your life is only fuiled by the need of the drug." Ezra was beginning to become cared off. "You'll end up doing other drugs, your life a complete waste. Next thing u know, your either dead, in jail, or if your lucky in Rehab." Draco handed him the 2 small bags almost willingly.
"Hey Snape, I think you should give Ezra the Crack so he can get rid of if," said Mariel. They all turned to see Snape who was holding one of the bags up to his nose. It was too late, he had snorted both bags.
What happens next? U ask. Well, review and find out!