Author's Note: Hey everybody!! Ya all having a good summer break? Sorry to any Texan's out there who were offended by my last chapter.
DISCLAIMER: U all know I own nothing, it's not like I'm JK Rowling (Duh!)
"I think that we better take Snape back to da hotel," said Wise Lizzy-B.
"No shit Sherlock!!!" said July.
*Over were Voldemort is*
"OHHH, do we have to watch this boring News Crap?" asked Voldie, no wait excuse me, §² to Ms. Wellington.
"We have to keep up to date with what's going on in the world," came the harsh reply from Ms. Wellington.
"Damn it, I wanted to watch Pokemon!!" grumbled §² as he picked up his Barbie doll and Toy Picacho and continued playing. Ms. Wellington shook her head in disapproval. Suddenly someone knocked on the door. Ms. Wellington hurriedly went to the door to answer it. Guess who it was? OUR FAVORITE HOMIE, President Bush!!!
"Good day Ms Wellington!" said the stupid President.
"Hello Bush, did u do what I told u to do?" she asked, her eyes staring down hard at him.
"Yepidy, I killed da lil Cho girl!!" he said proudly.
"Don't talk so loudly!" she scolded.
"Yes Ma'am."
"Ok, we must wait, several more evil villains shall be collecting to help us try to concur the world, and kill off Harry Potter and his little band of Freakish friends, all before the end of the week!!!"
"OMG, is that shopping Barbie?!" asked Bush to §².
"Yep!! Do you want to play?" asked §².
"Sure," said an ecstatic Bush.
"Morons," Ms Wellington said while rolling her eyes.
*BACK AT THE HOTEL*
"What do u do if someone snorts a bag of Crack?" asked Ginny, looking at Snape to Ezra.
"I dunno, I don't pay THAT much attention to Drug Ed."
"Word," said Brian.
"I think we should let it ride out, u know, run it's course," said Geetali.
"But then he's going to be too high to know what he's doing," said Harry. At this Fred and George exchanged glances.
"What do u mean by too high?" asked George.
"Well, he's going to be too drugged up to really care about what's going on. You could probably put him in skirt, and he wouldn't care," said Iz. Fred and George both bolted out of the room, to who knows were.
"Just great, now you gave them ideas," said Ron to Iz.
"What should we do with him?" asked Seamus.
"Hey guys, Pokemon is on, do u want to watch?" asked Draco looking down at his watch.
"Damn, that boy has problems," said Lizzy-B.
"Let's watch something educational," said July.
"Right," everyone said, taking a step back. July flicked the TV on and turned onto the news.
"Today's top news is that Bush learned how to say the letters of the alphabet with out one mistake. Good job Bush! In other news," said the news reporter lady, "The Hope Diamond was stolen from the Smithsonian, here's Laura with more on that, Laura?" The woman that the camera had zoomed in on was picking something out of her teeth.
"What? Oh...um, today was a startling day for diamond lovers every where. The Hope diamond was found lost today..." before she could finish, Draco picked up the TV Remote and turned it to the WB, were the Pokemon episode was just finishing.
"DAMN IT!! We missed it," Draco said pouting.
"Loser," said the Gentle Lydia.
"Don't go there girl friend," replied Draco.
"Bring it on Blond boy," said Lydia standing up.
"Um...I don't hit girls," he said. Everyone rolled their eyes at this.
"Your such a loser!" exclaimed Dean.
"Yah, no kidding," said Lydia, who was rapped up in Dean's arms (ahhhh, how cute!)
By now Fred and George were back, and they had something behind there backs. "Hey Snapey," they sing songed. Snape looked up stupidly. "Come with us," they said as they motioned to the bathroom. Snape got up and walked over, and the twins explained something to Snape. Snape nodded and went into the bathroom.
"What exactly did u tell him?" asked Sirius raising an eyebrow.
"Ohhh nothing," said Fred.
"Nothing at all," said George rubbing his hands together. About 6 minutes later the bathroom door opened slowly. Out walked Snape, wearing a Tu-tu!! Everyone started cracking up. Snape also had on a crown, and he had a pink pretty little wand that little girls carry around. He put his hair in a High ponytail, and he was smiling very happily.
"Oh My GOD!" screamed Geetali rolling around the floor laughing. Lydia pulled out her camera/Camcorder, and began filming. Snape began to dance around singing, "hit me baby one more time."
"U know," said Seamus still shacking with laughter, "we could use this against him."
"Now your talking my language," said the George.
"MY LONELINESS, IS KILLING ME NOW, DON'T U KNOW I STILL BELIEVE. THEY WILL BE HERE, AND GIVE ME A SIGN, HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!"
"That's enough of a freak show for me. I'm going to bed," said Lydia.
"Right, lets go, we have school tomorrow," said Rebecca seconding the idea. Everyone (besides Snape, he was too high) agreed. The group separated and went off too sleep.
*Were Voldemort is (I'm tiered of using that freaky little symbol)*
The doorbell rang. Ms Wellington got up and answered it. There standing at the door in his Armani suit was...BORE, um...I mean Gore. "Nice suit," Ms. Wellington said.
"It was for when I won the election, but some BIMBO STOLE THE ELECTION!!!" said Gore glaring at Bush.
"Don't go there girl friend," said Bush.
"Shut up you Mother Fucking Hill Billy!"
"What's the matter with you, someone one shoved ANOTHER pencil up yo ass?!"
"Ohh, dissed by Plant Boy! I'm so scared!!"
At this point Voldie was overwhelmed. He broke down and started crying. "What's the matter?" asked Bush.
"I don't like it when people are mean to each other, unless I'm involved in it, and I'm the one being mean!"
"Ok, we'll stop fighting, and continue playing with the Barbies," said Bush reassuringly.
"Barbies!! Cool, can I play?!" asked Gore.
"Sure, you can be Teenage Skipper!" Bush exclaimed happily. They then began giggling and giving each other's Barbies complements. The doorbell rang again, and Ms. Wellington went to answer it. Standing at the door was...The BACKSTREET BOYS (Complete with AJ, he broke out of Rehab).
"OH MY GOD, are you the Backstreet Boys?" asked Gore. "I Love U R MU- I MEAN MY DAUGHTER LOVES YOUR MUSIC!"
"Right..." said Howie (the guy who usually never says anything).
"Mind if I smoke," asked AJ as he pulled out some Pot.
"Umm...could u do that later?" asked Ms. Wellington
"Whatever," said AJ, putting his pot away. Ding-Dong, went the doorbell, this time two people were standing at the doorway, getting their "Freak on." It was Christina Agulara and Carson Daily!!!
"Ohh, like sorry, Ms. Like old lady," said the Peppy Pop Super star. Ms. Wellington shook her head in disapproval.
"Come have a seat," Ms. Wellington said pointing to the living room.
"Like cool," said Carson Daily (who would name there kid Carson Daily?). The Doorbell rang again, Madame Poodleface and Wormtail were standing at the door. They both entered in silence and went to the living room. "Good," thought Ms. Wellington, "only 2 more left." And what do u know, the doorbell rang (we could all see that one coming)! Standing there was Dunnta Dunna, BARNEY AND BILL GATES!!
"Now, we can get started on our evil plan, MWHAHAHAHA!"
AU: Did u like it?!?!?
DISCLAIMER: U all know I own nothing, it's not like I'm JK Rowling (Duh!)
"I think that we better take Snape back to da hotel," said Wise Lizzy-B.
"No shit Sherlock!!!" said July.
*Over were Voldemort is*
"OHHH, do we have to watch this boring News Crap?" asked Voldie, no wait excuse me, §² to Ms. Wellington.
"We have to keep up to date with what's going on in the world," came the harsh reply from Ms. Wellington.
"Damn it, I wanted to watch Pokemon!!" grumbled §² as he picked up his Barbie doll and Toy Picacho and continued playing. Ms. Wellington shook her head in disapproval. Suddenly someone knocked on the door. Ms. Wellington hurriedly went to the door to answer it. Guess who it was? OUR FAVORITE HOMIE, President Bush!!!
"Good day Ms Wellington!" said the stupid President.
"Hello Bush, did u do what I told u to do?" she asked, her eyes staring down hard at him.
"Yepidy, I killed da lil Cho girl!!" he said proudly.
"Don't talk so loudly!" she scolded.
"Yes Ma'am."
"Ok, we must wait, several more evil villains shall be collecting to help us try to concur the world, and kill off Harry Potter and his little band of Freakish friends, all before the end of the week!!!"
"OMG, is that shopping Barbie?!" asked Bush to §².
"Yep!! Do you want to play?" asked §².
"Sure," said an ecstatic Bush.
"Morons," Ms Wellington said while rolling her eyes.
*BACK AT THE HOTEL*
"What do u do if someone snorts a bag of Crack?" asked Ginny, looking at Snape to Ezra.
"I dunno, I don't pay THAT much attention to Drug Ed."
"Word," said Brian.
"I think we should let it ride out, u know, run it's course," said Geetali.
"But then he's going to be too high to know what he's doing," said Harry. At this Fred and George exchanged glances.
"What do u mean by too high?" asked George.
"Well, he's going to be too drugged up to really care about what's going on. You could probably put him in skirt, and he wouldn't care," said Iz. Fred and George both bolted out of the room, to who knows were.
"Just great, now you gave them ideas," said Ron to Iz.
"What should we do with him?" asked Seamus.
"Hey guys, Pokemon is on, do u want to watch?" asked Draco looking down at his watch.
"Damn, that boy has problems," said Lizzy-B.
"Let's watch something educational," said July.
"Right," everyone said, taking a step back. July flicked the TV on and turned onto the news.
"Today's top news is that Bush learned how to say the letters of the alphabet with out one mistake. Good job Bush! In other news," said the news reporter lady, "The Hope Diamond was stolen from the Smithsonian, here's Laura with more on that, Laura?" The woman that the camera had zoomed in on was picking something out of her teeth.
"What? Oh...um, today was a startling day for diamond lovers every where. The Hope diamond was found lost today..." before she could finish, Draco picked up the TV Remote and turned it to the WB, were the Pokemon episode was just finishing.
"DAMN IT!! We missed it," Draco said pouting.
"Loser," said the Gentle Lydia.
"Don't go there girl friend," replied Draco.
"Bring it on Blond boy," said Lydia standing up.
"Um...I don't hit girls," he said. Everyone rolled their eyes at this.
"Your such a loser!" exclaimed Dean.
"Yah, no kidding," said Lydia, who was rapped up in Dean's arms (ahhhh, how cute!)
By now Fred and George were back, and they had something behind there backs. "Hey Snapey," they sing songed. Snape looked up stupidly. "Come with us," they said as they motioned to the bathroom. Snape got up and walked over, and the twins explained something to Snape. Snape nodded and went into the bathroom.
"What exactly did u tell him?" asked Sirius raising an eyebrow.
"Ohhh nothing," said Fred.
"Nothing at all," said George rubbing his hands together. About 6 minutes later the bathroom door opened slowly. Out walked Snape, wearing a Tu-tu!! Everyone started cracking up. Snape also had on a crown, and he had a pink pretty little wand that little girls carry around. He put his hair in a High ponytail, and he was smiling very happily.
"Oh My GOD!" screamed Geetali rolling around the floor laughing. Lydia pulled out her camera/Camcorder, and began filming. Snape began to dance around singing, "hit me baby one more time."
"U know," said Seamus still shacking with laughter, "we could use this against him."
"Now your talking my language," said the George.
"MY LONELINESS, IS KILLING ME NOW, DON'T U KNOW I STILL BELIEVE. THEY WILL BE HERE, AND GIVE ME A SIGN, HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!"
"That's enough of a freak show for me. I'm going to bed," said Lydia.
"Right, lets go, we have school tomorrow," said Rebecca seconding the idea. Everyone (besides Snape, he was too high) agreed. The group separated and went off too sleep.
*Were Voldemort is (I'm tiered of using that freaky little symbol)*
The doorbell rang. Ms Wellington got up and answered it. There standing at the door in his Armani suit was...BORE, um...I mean Gore. "Nice suit," Ms. Wellington said.
"It was for when I won the election, but some BIMBO STOLE THE ELECTION!!!" said Gore glaring at Bush.
"Don't go there girl friend," said Bush.
"Shut up you Mother Fucking Hill Billy!"
"What's the matter with you, someone one shoved ANOTHER pencil up yo ass?!"
"Ohh, dissed by Plant Boy! I'm so scared!!"
At this point Voldie was overwhelmed. He broke down and started crying. "What's the matter?" asked Bush.
"I don't like it when people are mean to each other, unless I'm involved in it, and I'm the one being mean!"
"Ok, we'll stop fighting, and continue playing with the Barbies," said Bush reassuringly.
"Barbies!! Cool, can I play?!" asked Gore.
"Sure, you can be Teenage Skipper!" Bush exclaimed happily. They then began giggling and giving each other's Barbies complements. The doorbell rang again, and Ms. Wellington went to answer it. Standing at the door was...The BACKSTREET BOYS (Complete with AJ, he broke out of Rehab).
"OH MY GOD, are you the Backstreet Boys?" asked Gore. "I Love U R MU- I MEAN MY DAUGHTER LOVES YOUR MUSIC!"
"Right..." said Howie (the guy who usually never says anything).
"Mind if I smoke," asked AJ as he pulled out some Pot.
"Umm...could u do that later?" asked Ms. Wellington
"Whatever," said AJ, putting his pot away. Ding-Dong, went the doorbell, this time two people were standing at the doorway, getting their "Freak on." It was Christina Agulara and Carson Daily!!!
"Ohh, like sorry, Ms. Like old lady," said the Peppy Pop Super star. Ms. Wellington shook her head in disapproval.
"Come have a seat," Ms. Wellington said pointing to the living room.
"Like cool," said Carson Daily (who would name there kid Carson Daily?). The Doorbell rang again, Madame Poodleface and Wormtail were standing at the door. They both entered in silence and went to the living room. "Good," thought Ms. Wellington, "only 2 more left." And what do u know, the doorbell rang (we could all see that one coming)! Standing there was Dunnta Dunna, BARNEY AND BILL GATES!!
"Now, we can get started on our evil plan, MWHAHAHAHA!"
AU: Did u like it?!?!?