Why I Hate Relena
By:Hakumei
Author's Note: Hey everyone, Hakumei here, just telling all of you readers why I wrote this extremely short little fic here, a brief synopsis of how it came into place I guess. Well, in my Writers Craft course, we were asked to write about a person or television character we hate or love. I naturally, chose Gundam Wing, duh! I hate Relena, and as if that wasn't obvious, but except this is written in Duo's perspective. I couldn't make it a yaoi or anything, my teacher already thinks I'm weird so I toned it down, I couldn't use any actual death threats in this. Some guy around my area was arrested because he wrote some story that involved blowing people up. What ever happened to freedom of speech?
Hope you enjoy it!
Warnings: Other than Relena bashing, not much. If you are a fan of Relena (and there aren't much out there!), don't get pissed off, it's my opinion…get it? MY OPINION! Oh, and I'll just laugh relentlessly at how much you try to insult me. Oh and it's a 1+2 fic ha! Just a friendly camaraderie mentioned no yaoi sorry…just down right Relena bashing from Duo.
Disclaimers: Ok, I do NOT own Gundam Wing or any copy righted thing I've included here. Suing me for copy rights is absolutely stupid and pointless…reasons why A) got no money, B) Think of it this way people, fan adoration and recognition…people will WANT to watch the show and buy the stuff. Reverse Psychology hehehe. So…there!
Ok, now…the story…..
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Relena Peacecraft, a formidable yet despiseable woman, who has dark blonde hair, cornflower blue eyes, and a voice that is more frightening than a thousand high pitched screams stimulated by fans at a Michael Jackson concert. She silently stalks my friend Heero Yuy, always knowing where his next location is. One always wonders how she manages to track the "Perfect Soldier" down without notice. I say she hired a personal staff that stalks and follows his every movement for her, others simply say she has somehow managed to put a transmitter on him that has a homing device.
She drives around in this Barbie-pink(1) limousine that I often refer to as the "puke-mobile"; it definitely looks like something that the blonde bimbo, Barbie would drive in. Though she is always dressed like a young lady, prime and proper, she sure as Hell ain't no lady. Women in general, do NOT go around stalking people just because they have a schoolgirl crush on a homicidal, not to mention, suicidal guy.
When Relena does meet up with my comrade and the "man" of her dreams, she latches on to his arm like there was no tomorrow. She coos in his ear and smiles lovingly at him. I'll tell ya one thing, the only response she ever evokes from Heero is a cold stony glare, a blank expression, a 'Hn', or the look of death. If you clearly can't tell by now people, here, I'll spell it out for ya, I…HATE….Relena…Peacecraft.
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Footnotes:
1. Barbie pink, I mean common, that damn limo looks like something Barbie drives in.
I'm not far off and I know it. But I think Barbie has more brains than Relena ever
Will, and ain't it the truth.
Told you this fic was short, it was a 100-150 word essay on who we hate or like. I would have loved to go into more 'gory' detail and stuff, but well, I actually would feel sorry for my teacher having to read about something she has no idea who about. Hope you enjoyed it. Until next time my fellow fans!
By:Hakumei
Author's Note: Hey everyone, Hakumei here, just telling all of you readers why I wrote this extremely short little fic here, a brief synopsis of how it came into place I guess. Well, in my Writers Craft course, we were asked to write about a person or television character we hate or love. I naturally, chose Gundam Wing, duh! I hate Relena, and as if that wasn't obvious, but except this is written in Duo's perspective. I couldn't make it a yaoi or anything, my teacher already thinks I'm weird so I toned it down, I couldn't use any actual death threats in this. Some guy around my area was arrested because he wrote some story that involved blowing people up. What ever happened to freedom of speech?
Hope you enjoy it!
Warnings: Other than Relena bashing, not much. If you are a fan of Relena (and there aren't much out there!), don't get pissed off, it's my opinion…get it? MY OPINION! Oh, and I'll just laugh relentlessly at how much you try to insult me. Oh and it's a 1+2 fic ha! Just a friendly camaraderie mentioned no yaoi sorry…just down right Relena bashing from Duo.
Disclaimers: Ok, I do NOT own Gundam Wing or any copy righted thing I've included here. Suing me for copy rights is absolutely stupid and pointless…reasons why A) got no money, B) Think of it this way people, fan adoration and recognition…people will WANT to watch the show and buy the stuff. Reverse Psychology hehehe. So…there!
Ok, now…the story…..
***********************************************************
Relena Peacecraft, a formidable yet despiseable woman, who has dark blonde hair, cornflower blue eyes, and a voice that is more frightening than a thousand high pitched screams stimulated by fans at a Michael Jackson concert. She silently stalks my friend Heero Yuy, always knowing where his next location is. One always wonders how she manages to track the "Perfect Soldier" down without notice. I say she hired a personal staff that stalks and follows his every movement for her, others simply say she has somehow managed to put a transmitter on him that has a homing device.
She drives around in this Barbie-pink(1) limousine that I often refer to as the "puke-mobile"; it definitely looks like something that the blonde bimbo, Barbie would drive in. Though she is always dressed like a young lady, prime and proper, she sure as Hell ain't no lady. Women in general, do NOT go around stalking people just because they have a schoolgirl crush on a homicidal, not to mention, suicidal guy.
When Relena does meet up with my comrade and the "man" of her dreams, she latches on to his arm like there was no tomorrow. She coos in his ear and smiles lovingly at him. I'll tell ya one thing, the only response she ever evokes from Heero is a cold stony glare, a blank expression, a 'Hn', or the look of death. If you clearly can't tell by now people, here, I'll spell it out for ya, I…HATE….Relena…Peacecraft.
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Footnotes:
1. Barbie pink, I mean common, that damn limo looks like something Barbie drives in.
I'm not far off and I know it. But I think Barbie has more brains than Relena ever
Will, and ain't it the truth.
Told you this fic was short, it was a 100-150 word essay on who we hate or like. I would have loved to go into more 'gory' detail and stuff, but well, I actually would feel sorry for my teacher having to read about something she has no idea who about. Hope you enjoyed it. Until next time my fellow fans!