In a study sponsered by Screaming Fan Girls of the World Union, various
Bushonen were gathered to test their durability and reactions to verious
stimuli.
Bishonen In Math Class
Documented by Diana Zhou
Kenshin + Calculus
"OOOORROOOO, this unworthy soul can not hope to understand such mystery,
gozario." *thump* (the sound of the bewildered rouruni hitting the
ground from brain over load)
Tamahome + Geometry
"Ohh, what pretty shapes they have! Can I sale it?"
Inu-Yasha + math tests
"So you are the foul demon that forces Kagome to go across the well.
I will once and for all rid the world of your evil! Steel Cleavin Fang!"
Hotohori + Trigonometry
"We are too beautiful for this. Thinking about it will give me
wrinkles on my perfect forehead."
Tasuki + (1+1)
"Lekka Shinnen!!!!"
Van Fanel + Algebra
"I know Zabache send you! Prepare to die, you evil creation!"
Nakago-sama + math class
"I have no use for you." He proceed to Chi blast the math class into
micro pieces.
Tomo + math book writers
"Ka, Ka, Ka. You punny beings. You write those fould books
of sorcery against Nakago-sama. For that, I'm going to have to have
a little 'fun.'" (You can hear the sound of feathers and tortured screams
in the background.)
Amiboshi + math project
"Oh God! It's too horrible to be allowed to live. I must
use my power as seishi and protect the others from it. Even though
I'm against fighting, this is for the good of all man kind."
Suboshi + Statistics
"Here is all the statistic I need you basturds! Psycho Yo-YO
attack!"
Kamui + math
"Let this evil creation be destroyed with the world. I don't
care. Gey away from me and leave me alone!"
He then tries to destroy math.
Chiba Mamoru + math
"Sorry, the constant brainwashing, memory loss, stabbing, impalement,
and kidnapping caused me to lose all skills but throwing roses and make
corny speeckes."
Nuriko + math
"What is it? It's so horrible! If Hotohori-sama sees me
with it, he'll never love me!"
Ranma + math teacher (diologo format)
"Oh fuck. I'm gonnat get it now!" Ranma said nervously.
"Happosi 5-yen!"
(Ranma twitching on the gorun with adult Miss Hinako standing over
him.)
"Humph, delinquent students who don't do math needs to be taught a
lesson."
The following section are the results of test subject 1-EXS720 A.K.A.
Dilandau
Dilandau + math
"BURN, BURN, BURN it all!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! (maniac screaming)"
Dilandau + Math book writers
"KILL, KILL, KILL them all!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (maniac laughing)"
Dilandau + Calculous
"Get it awa from me! Shista! Gaty! Some body, help me! AHHHHHHHHHHH
(maniac screaming)"
The previous has been a test by the SFOTWU. No one was physically
harmed but the extent of mental damage has yet to be determined.
All subjects do not belong to SFOTWU. They were kidnapped only for
the duration of the tests.
p.s. comments and criticisim welcome.