STAR WARS: Survivor Style
One day in my little Flutternut mind I began to wander what would happen if we pitted sixteen of our favorite Star Wars characters together on a deserted island Suvivor style. Since this is Star Wars (and Flutternut) it's Survivor with a twist. The only two ways to get off the island is to be voted off or thrown off a high-altitude cliff to a watery death, or obvioulsy bypassing that and going straight to the dying part. Whom will form alliances with whom? Who will come out the victor? But most importantly, will they survive?
The Contestants: Mara Jade Skywalker, Han Solo, Jacen Solo, Jaina Solo, Anakin Solo, C-3P0, Callista, Darth Vader, Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Emperor Palpatine, Warwick the Ewok, Jar-Jar Binks
1. CALLISTA
Once Callista finds out that Luke is on the island as well, she kills herself (hurray!). One down, fifteen to go.
2. LUKE SKYWALKER
Temporarily distracted with his ex-lovers timely demise, the Emperor uses his Force power to control Mara's mind and form an alliance. Further propelled by Luke's whining for dead Callista, she uses a wave of the FOrce to knowck him into the crashing waters below.
3. + 4. HAN AND LEIA
Han and Leia are voted off the island for disturbing loud night activity in their tent.
5. + 6. MARA AND JAINA
So are Mara and Jaina.
7. QUI-GON
Qui-Gon ask who the hell Darth Vader is. When he finds out it's "the choosen one" he jumps over the cliff.
8. DARTH VADER
As he stand at the edhge of the cliff, laughing his ass off, Jar-Jar comes up from up from the ground searching for "goodsa weedsa", he clumsily trips over invisibility and hits Vader with his ugly ears. Vader loses his balance and plunges right behind his Jedi discoveror.
9. C-3P0
C-3P0 is voted off the island for explaining the molecular structure of a macodamanian nut.
10. ANAKIN
Jacen (my man!) kills Anakin throughly annoyed with his whining.
11. JAR-JAR
Jar-Jar gets thrown over the cliff when he tries to rape Lando.
12. LANDO
The Emperor kills Lando for killing his lover.
13. EMPEROR
Four contestants remain- Palpatine, Jacen, Warwick, and Thrawn. While Warwick and Thrawn are playing checkers, Palpatine and Jacen sneak off to forge an alliance and defect the alines from the game. LIttle does Palpatine know, it is a backstabbing plot. Jacen knocks an unsuspecting Emperor right over the side of the cliff.
14. JACEN
Little does Jacen know, Warwick and Thrawn bonded over their game of checkers and have formed an allegiance of thier own. They appear from the bushes, ambushign Jacen and shoving him over the side.
15. + 16. THRAWN and WARWICK?????
Thrawn and Warkwick agree to split the winnings and live happily ever after in the lap of luxury among the Ewok village on Endor.
One day in my little Flutternut mind I began to wander what would happen if we pitted sixteen of our favorite Star Wars characters together on a deserted island Suvivor style. Since this is Star Wars (and Flutternut) it's Survivor with a twist. The only two ways to get off the island is to be voted off or thrown off a high-altitude cliff to a watery death, or obvioulsy bypassing that and going straight to the dying part. Whom will form alliances with whom? Who will come out the victor? But most importantly, will they survive?
The Contestants: Mara Jade Skywalker, Han Solo, Jacen Solo, Jaina Solo, Anakin Solo, C-3P0, Callista, Darth Vader, Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Emperor Palpatine, Warwick the Ewok, Jar-Jar Binks
1. CALLISTA
Once Callista finds out that Luke is on the island as well, she kills herself (hurray!). One down, fifteen to go.
2. LUKE SKYWALKER
Temporarily distracted with his ex-lovers timely demise, the Emperor uses his Force power to control Mara's mind and form an alliance. Further propelled by Luke's whining for dead Callista, she uses a wave of the FOrce to knowck him into the crashing waters below.
3. + 4. HAN AND LEIA
Han and Leia are voted off the island for disturbing loud night activity in their tent.
5. + 6. MARA AND JAINA
So are Mara and Jaina.
7. QUI-GON
Qui-Gon ask who the hell Darth Vader is. When he finds out it's "the choosen one" he jumps over the cliff.
8. DARTH VADER
As he stand at the edhge of the cliff, laughing his ass off, Jar-Jar comes up from up from the ground searching for "goodsa weedsa", he clumsily trips over invisibility and hits Vader with his ugly ears. Vader loses his balance and plunges right behind his Jedi discoveror.
9. C-3P0
C-3P0 is voted off the island for explaining the molecular structure of a macodamanian nut.
10. ANAKIN
Jacen (my man!) kills Anakin throughly annoyed with his whining.
11. JAR-JAR
Jar-Jar gets thrown over the cliff when he tries to rape Lando.
12. LANDO
The Emperor kills Lando for killing his lover.
13. EMPEROR
Four contestants remain- Palpatine, Jacen, Warwick, and Thrawn. While Warwick and Thrawn are playing checkers, Palpatine and Jacen sneak off to forge an alliance and defect the alines from the game. LIttle does Palpatine know, it is a backstabbing plot. Jacen knocks an unsuspecting Emperor right over the side of the cliff.
14. JACEN
Little does Jacen know, Warwick and Thrawn bonded over their game of checkers and have formed an allegiance of thier own. They appear from the bushes, ambushign Jacen and shoving him over the side.
15. + 16. THRAWN and WARWICK?????
Thrawn and Warkwick agree to split the winnings and live happily ever after in the lap of luxury among the Ewok village on Endor.