Author's notes: The following is a collection of stories developed out of sheer boredom by a Flukey, a Sult (Refered to as Soccer in the story), and a Booger in the Dark Angel chat room of yahoo. We refuse to be responsible for any loss of brain cells induced by the reading of these stories and will not pay any medical bills sent to us. This is stupidity at it's finest and if you're gonna get all pissy saying it doesn't do the show justice or it's out of character just remember that we don't care. Review if you want…even feel free to flame. We like to play with fire.
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the Dark Angel, X-Files, or Disney characters in these stories. We're not trying to pretend we do. If you do intend to sue us go ahead and try but you wont get anything out of it. However, if you try to use our story lines in the show (which I know will be tempting) Booger wants lots of El Caminos, Flukey wants a couple of big giant fiberglass cows, and Sult/Soccer wants a life time supply of anti-sult and heat medicine.
Washington?
Once upon a time, Flukey, Soccer and Booger went over to Mulder and Scully's house. They wanted to hang out with their FBI friends and see how the baby was doing. As usual, he was singing songs by Eminem. Mulder and Scully's house was nice, so the three girls took the grand tour. In the middle of the tour they opened up a closet only to find Max and Logan. Of course they didn't know what was going on in the closet, but you can guess…. Somebody mentioned a game of seven minutes in heaven… Anyway, the baby was crying and they realized it needed more food. The food was at Skinner's house, so Booger and Flukey went to go pick it up. They left Max and Logan in the closet and Soccer with the baby. Flukey found an el camino in the driveway and Booger offered to drive. Flukey reluctantly let her, and she promptly drove the car directly into the space needle. Which was weird because they thought that Mulder and Scully lived in DC. Wrong Washington. Oh well, moving on… No one got hurt to bad in the accident. They all lived happily ever after.
The End ..Wow you made it this far yay! for you, please continue to the next chapter in our madness…"Mermaid Max"