Mermaid Max
Booger, Flukey, and Soccer were swimming in the ocean when they got pulled into a whirlpool. It took them straight down to the center of the earth where all the TV characters live. Max was a mermaid. She was wearing a seashell bra. All she would do was sing, all day long. They knew something must be wrong, because Max doesn't sing. So naturally they concluded that Lydecker must have gotten to her. They didn't know what to do, so they went and found Logan. He can save anybody. Logan begged the three girls to help him save Max. They agreed, but only if Logan would tell her how he really felt about her. They found the mermaid-Max and Logan poured his little heart out to her. It was so sweet. Flukey started crying. Booger had to smack her out of it. Max fell out of her spell and stopped singing. She told Logan that she loved him too and everyone cheered. It was about time. They were just about to go take care of Lydecker when they saw him with Ursula. They had all sorts of little Ursula-Deck babies. They looked like they were fighting and Ursula ate Deck. Every body cheered. Booger hooked up with Logan's little brother. Flukey got a younger version of Mulder. Soccer got Robert. They all lived happily ever after…except for Soccer and Robert of course. Their relationship was abusive and she beat him up a lot. After all, he was a dirty old man.
The End
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